Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

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Grand Duke Snowfall said:
Even if you take away literally everything else that makes Ellen suck, I think her artstyle is just too bland and bad for it to ever work. It’s not just me thinking this, right?
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Her art sucks and it makes Tim Buckley or even Dobson look like Watterson in comparison. And by that I mean she's incredibly shitty because Watterson is God and this cunt is horrible.
 
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AnOminous said:
Her art sucks
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I really think it's just the comics and not her art in general. It's just easy to pump out generic political comics about a country you don't live in rather than actually apply yourself to your art. I mean, look at the art she did for that band for example. I honestly like some of it.
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This art has some character and life to it. As compared to

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(a comic which she's reused by the way.)
I think if Ellen actually applied herself to her art, like her other sisters, she would come out with some interesting art. Instead the reddit updoot is just too tempting and much easier.
 
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EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters said:
I feel sad reading some of this.
Ellen won't take her advice:
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Ellen's dad died when she was a teen:
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Ellen reflects.
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Ellen lies about her height.
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Ellen's weight, if we can trust her.
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Exaggeration? Maybe she had braces.
Edit: Ellen can't drive because she gets seizures. Allegedly caused by her abusive ex-boyfriend.
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Holy traumadump
 
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EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters said:
@Slimpacks screenshotted the post where she talks about being abused.
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Okay only four years. I'm still skeptical about that part. Seizures are serious and I don't see how she was cured of it. I'm pretty ignorant in this regard. Will the right combination of meds cure her for good?

I personally think she's too autistic to drive.
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Why doesn't she ask her cuck husband to drive to the school to tard wrangle?

But a bigger question is WHY ARE YOU WHORING YOURSELF ONLINE AS A PORNOGRAPHER IF YOU HAVE A SPED CHILD? It's hard enough to deal with that as a normal child, but you're just setting them up to be violent villains, especially if you aren't willing to wrangle a little bit at the school.
 
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AnOminous said:
Imagine being one of her kids when some bully says "hey Woodbury got any naked pictures of your mom?" And of course the kid will say no, and the bully will say "Want some?"

Congratulations, you fucked up your entire family's life.
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The mom jokes will write themselves and will likely be both cruel and sharp.
 
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I don't know about anyone else but tying someone up to your bed and refusing to let them cum seems kind of rapey to me but I'll let you make up your own mind on that. [SPOILER="Reminder of the rape comic. said:
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It's always been bizarre to me that she truly thinks that these hater rape drawings are EPIC OWNS. It's Just weird, and cringy. It would be autistic no matter what, but she could've at least drawn something that not even her bitch ass husband would take. It's kind of like she thinks that she's clever for not doing that... No 🧩

Side note: I LOVE when someone who always tries to take a moral highground has to deny their supposed EPIC OWNS, or it'll bite them in the ass and ruin their moral highground faggotry. Lol. Lmao.
 
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WhiteNiggasGardens said:
It's always been bizarre to me that she truly thinks that these hater rape drawings are EPIC OWNS. It's Just weird, and cringy. It would be autistic no matter what, but she could've at least drawn something that not even her bitch ass husband would take. It's kind of like she thinks that she's clever for not doing that... No 🧩

Side note: I LOVE when someone who always tries to take a moral highground has to deny their supposed EPIC OWNS, or it'll bite them in the ass and ruin their moral highground faggotry. Lol. Lmao.
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Anyone else reminded of She Came for CWC?
 
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Grand Duke Snowfall said:
Rape elements aside, this is some of the least sexy drawn porn I’ve ever seen. It’s actually kinda making me think about this image.
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Even if you take away literally everything else that makes Ellen suck, I think her artstyle is just too bland and bad for it to ever work. It’s not just me thinking this, right?
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I think it's some misguided attempt to convince herself that she's sexy. Just cope, it's for her benefit. Drawn and photoshoots. She's got an unfortunate figure and it looks like this:

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And if that's supposed to be front, back or side, the answer is yes.
 
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Señora Airi said:
WHY ARE YOU WHORING YOURSELF ONLINE AS A PORNOGRAPHER IF YOU HAVE A SPED CHILD? It's hard enough to deal with that as a normal child, but you're just setting them up to be violent villains, especially if you aren't willing to wrangle a little bit at the school.
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I was about to reply that it's fine because she just has the two daughters and they don't usually become serial killers the way sped men raised by a BPD whore with the emotinal maturity of a five-year-old do, but I see now she's got a son and you are absolutely correct that she may be raising a little Ed Gein or something. This is quality content, Ellen. I am smashing that "watch thread" button now.
 
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