Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

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Its you.

 

[Hamstirer]

My ability to do that was removed for the 2nd time.

Can you pour some Mexican Skittles down your throat pipe so they can remove your ability to breath? Cuz that sure would be great.

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

You know, if you reported this crime to the police maybe they'd patrol the area.

Knowing Mexico, the police would probably kidnap poor Claudio and hold him for ransom.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

I have updated the OP to include his address. Thank you to @JohnnyGringo for your incredible autistic research powers, and @Claudio Hernández Castañeda for being a retard who can't keep his mouth shut.

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

You retards already doxed me so whatever.

lol dummy

 

[Hamstirer]

Knowing Mexico, the police would probably kidnap poor Claudio and hold him for ransom.

What ransom, 4 tortillas and a funny hat? I think they have those already .

 

[Tread Miller]

Probably late but I'm going through the Synthverse thread and not even @Claudio Hernández Castañeda can stand the Synthcels

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

Honestly I’m starting to believe that Claudio didn’t rape that cat. With the insane amount that he overshares, he probably would’ve proudly admitted to it already.

 

[Tread Miller]

Honestly I’m starting to believe that Claudio didn’t rape that cat. With the insane amount that he overshares, he probably would’ve proudly admitted to it already.

Incoming DMs from Claudio

 

[Vibe_Guy]

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda
What did your parents say after you stumbled across a cat corpse? Did they make a report?

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Remembering the exact car that the cat was hiding under when you discovered him with your mother is still a very specific detail in the wider context of this entire situation.

And?

Why, of course there isn't anything online about your dear "Alba", because you're probably just making everything up

Full stop, moralfag.

I have her full fucking name at hand, and no—I'm not giving it to you. Cut your hands off.

You can report a crime without knowing the suspect. Finding out the suspect is the detectives job.

This comment is so badly thought out that it's amazing. First off, how is the police even going to investigate something without evidence of a crime even happening? My mom and I fucking sent the cat to incinerate with the veterinarian, dumbfuck. Second issue, I don't even know which of the houses or places the cat fucking came from.

Try again next time. Being witty or "I'm so smurt" doesn't help in my situation (of being accused of hurting a cat I didn't even actually touch).

Honestly I’m starting to believe that Claudio didn’t rape that cat. With the insane amount that he overshares, he probably would’ve proudly admitted to it already.

This is probabky the first ever intelligent comment you have ever done about my case. Here, take your .

Dumbfuck.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

This comment is so badly thought out that it's amazing. First off, how is the police even going to investigate something without evidence of a crime even happening?

The prolapsed dying cat was good evidence I think. Cat autopsies have to exist, right?

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

What did your parents say after you stumbled across a cat corpse?

Hey, fucking retard. You fucking retard. Did you not fucking read what @Tread Miller share, cunt?

The cat was still alive and meowing. Do me a favor and stick a needle in your eye.

 

[NuIItley]

I have her full fucking name at hand, and no—I'm not giving it to you. Cut your hands off.

Ah, I see, so "Alba", indeed, does NOT exist. Thanks for confirming my suspicions.

[...]dumbfuck.

Dumbfuck.

...fucking retard. You fucking retard.

Really hypocritical of you to say that. Or, more appropriately in this case, a very severe case of psychological projection. Get well soon.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

The prolapsed dying cat was good evidence I think. Cat autopsies have to exist, right?

One word: Incinerated. Plus, I don't think the veterinarian even has any saved file about the event anymore. Especially because we fucking told him we didn't know who did it.

You fucking bastard. This cat rape bullshit happened way before 2022, before I had Davi.

I doubt you truly give a shit about the cat, btw. Otherwise, you wouldn't have begun shotgunning accusations at me. This is the kind of shit that pisses me the fuck up, being accused of a full blown sex crime. I am not foolish enough to not understand why you are accusing me of a Kero the Wolf tier act. I know how the likes of you think.

I didn't rape anyone, and I'm actually glad I don't even remember if this event caused me some sort of fucked up nightmare, because I would understand anyone being traumatized for at least an entire week.

 

[JohnnyGringo]

Honestly I’m starting to believe that Claudio didn’t rape that cat. With the insane amount that he overshares, he probably would’ve proudly admitted to it already.

It's what I said. I don't think he did it.

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda, did the vet confirm that the prolapse was due to rape?

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Ah, I see, so "Alba", indeed, does NOT exist. Thanks for confirming my suspicions.

This is the very exact reason why I get angry, this right here. You are such a dumb cunt, I hope you actually survive until the day when you can look back on this arrives and you regret it. Fuck you.

It's what I said. I don't think he did it.

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda, did the vet confirm that the prolapse was due to rape?

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/claudi...yofangamer-gonebythedust.217009/post-21386149

What the flying FUCK do you think he told me? Do you think that he ONLY told me about how the cat's rectum was necrotizing? NO. No, he did not.

He fucking said "THESE INJURIES ARE TYPICAL IN SEXUAL ABUSE COMMITED TO ANIMALS LIKE THE CAT".

This is the kind of shit that makes me want to gouge my eyes out out of sheer rage. Thanks for the fucking mental image.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

I didn't rape anyone

You didn’t rape anyone means you didn’t rape a person, which is accurate. You raped a cat. A cat is an animal.

Unless you think animals count as people which I guess would go with your furry ideals.

This is the kind of shit that makes me want to gouge my eyes out out of sheer rage. Thanks for the fucking mental image.

Oh no! Don’t scribble on your notebook again Claudio.

 

[InfiniteGodmode]

Obsessed with @Tread Miller award.

 

[NuIItley]

You are such a dumb cunt, I hope you actually survive until the day when you can look back on this arrives and you regret it. Fuck you.

If anything you're making me enjoy my decisions, all of this has been extremely humorous in my sincere opinion - I wouldn't mind if you kept going on with your retarded nonsensical rambling. I am genuinely laughing my ass off at this. Never change. Except for the whole "cat rapist" thing, you should be executed for that alone.