Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 57 23.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 3 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 76 31.7%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 29 12.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 75 31.3%

  • Total voters
    240
I've always hated karaoke. Personally I just sing badly, so I don't enjoy taking part. And I don't enjoy hearing people take part because the majority of the time, they sing worse than they seem to think they do. They're like me, but without the self-awareness.

And yeah, Nick has none. I mean I sing worse than he does, admittedly. But I also don't think I sing well.
 
Maybe its a TheQuartering Coffee ad.

[EDIT] Right now Nick is glazing Supertips, explaining how great it is at cutting out the platforms paying for the actual stream hosting.

Nick is threatening us with Karaoke.
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He's asking for pedotips to be taken down by YouTube personally. He's going to make streaming worse for everyone, simply because he needs his gay little dolls to roleplay with.
Imagine having a "micro-peen" counter, who watches this garbage?

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"Where's your loyalty Aaron? You shoulda lied to tha police."
Aaron should totally take your advice, Skelly. It's not like he got off with a $50 fine while someone else is on FIVE YEARS of probation and might just enjoy prison for the entirety of August.
It's not like the same advice cost someone their reputation and more than $400k in damages.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
Nick claims Supertips is “a million dollar idea” then says it’s “a multi-million dollar company” and classifies it as a “passive income” stream. Which makes no sense since creators get Supertips when they are actively streaming.

Sounds to me like Nick is trying to help sell his boyfriend's tip service.

Sell it as in “encourage content creators to switch to supertips” or “assist Melton to sell the supertips business to someone else”?

The “passive income” slip makes me think it might be the latter. Has Nick involved himself in a potentially legally disastrous business dealing?
 
It really is astonishing how many of these boneheads can’t talk about what a lowlife Nick is without bringing up Aaron. Even when people say “I agree, Aaron is a piece of shit, let’s get back to Nick,” they just keep talking about Aaron. How has such a boring dork captured their brains so completely? Are they just following Nick’s lead of always deflecting by bringing up Aaron?

Aaron is a moderate lolcow. Nick is a Rumplestiltskin tantrum throwing, thin skinned, spiraling, drug addicted, pathologically lying, child neglecting cuckold.

Anyone trying to establish an alog industrial complex around Aaron occasionally stepping on rakes is overlooking the latter.
 
Given nicks a faggot drug head that coked his own daughter. I'm in the camp of he got his daughter drunk
I don't think this is in contention here. Question is, why would he do such a thing? This is getting even darker than "my daughter accidentally snorted some cocaine because there is so much of it laying around openly in my hovel".
Imagine having a "micro-peen" counter, who watches this garbage?
Well, it takes one to know one. Maybe there is a pettier reasons Nick hates Aaron?
 
And the reality is that he could not have done. Because he was a bad lawyer, sloppy and admittedly lazy, and what lawyering he did was brief, few, and poorly done.

No shame in leaving practicing behind, whatsoever. But Nick will never be a good lawyer.

He let his law license expire because he was too busy being a alcoholic junkie to keep up with his required CE courses, and it's doubtful that even if he did try to start again that he would 1. be able to complete his required CE 2. be allowed to practice again as a lawyer in good standing due to his behavior. I recall that there's an active inquiry against him from the Minnesota state bar.
I'm not a lawfag so I don't know how it works, but I assume that for him to be reinstated he needs to take some type of test, like a continuing education thing that is common in other fields.

With how pockmarked his brain is now, I think there's basically a 0% chance that he would be able to do that.
Think this has been proven out by his recent attempts at law streams.
Whatever talent/intelligence/brain cells he once had are long fried.
Even if there was a chance, it would probably take a considerable amount of effort. Which again, is just not in his wheelhouse.

And then like others have said, what would he even do if he did get it reinstated?
Not a trial lawyer so maybe he handles legal documents or something like that.
But who would you trust more, Nick Rekieta or ChatGPT? I know what I'd pick.
 
Nick is now forever beholden to this worthless gaggle of (double-digit IQ and Twitter follower) internet nobodies to garner praise and adulation. Fucking sad.
Nah, this is exactly what he deserves. He gave up the American Dream of being a respected youtube millionaire, streaming big trials with other lawtube people and ruling that sphere as the lawpope. He gave up having a nice house, with a wife he loves and 5 kids and everything they desire, all so he could talk about the balldo live-on stream, drink alcohol and do drugs until the breaking point where a mandatory reporter was required for the good of the family, and to join a polycule because being a goo eating cuckold is almost as pleasing to him as watching Jamaican BBC bulls split his wife in two.
He threw away the dream life that was given to him on a silver platter, all so that he could indulge in his hedonistic pigsty and now this is exactly where he is, rolling around in mud with other nobodies as you said. At least the ragepig pretends he's still a big deal, Nick actively wants to do anything BUT whatever made him famous and rich in the first place. Nick deserves everything he gets.
 
That's two more things from Aaron's story confirmed, that's what, five in the last week/two weeks? I don't know how much Aaron has lied but he's certainly told the truth a lot more than Nick has.
It does seem like most of the stories he told on KC were true. He lies by downplaying his role, but even then Nick says he was too much of a pussy to do larger amounts of cocaine.
 
>Nanny caught a CPS case because the dance teacher saw the kids were dirty and hungry
>Aaron caught a CPS case because he took his kids to Nick's house

Lot of big self-owns from Nick lately
Nick is furious that the "statements against interest" hearsay exception exists. Aaron spilled all the beans he wanted to the cops and all he had to do to get it to stick is admit that he was in the midst of it.
 
ahhh im nick retardeta look at me i cant practice law anymore because drugs ruined my brain ahhh
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