Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Jersh told on stream that there will be NO bodycam footage until we eat our vegetables!

Does vodka count? I've been buying cases of it from the Rekieta kids for months now

 

[uhoh spaghettios]

I'd also point out the median income in Nick's county is $75,000 or so. That means he allegedly spent over $200 dollars per day on food.

It'd almost be plausible if they were eating out multiple times a day and actually feeding their children regularly. The do nothing bitch they have for a mom can't be bothered to cook, so I still imagine the amount they spend on food is significant.

 

[Vibralldo]

And yet, somehow, despite all Nick's lies and all the money he had that would easily have kept his kids fed and well-dressed, LOTS of people vastly more reputable and reliable than a notorious lying sack of shit like Nick reported, to the police, under penalty of making false police reports, reported that the kids were stinking, starving, begging for food, dressed in the same foul, unwashed clothes for days on end.

Who do you believe? The nitrous huffing retard who has openly admitted being a profligate coke snorting drug addict faggot?

Or members of the clergy, parishioners of the church, people of good reputation?

I'm believing the clergy dude, the parishioners, the people of decency who are not open about the fact they are blatant drug addicts.

Who are you going to believe:

Multiple people who don't know each other, have no indication of conspiring, and have no reason to lie, or Nick, a man who's publicly admitted that he lied about doing cocaine because "admitting to doing a crime is dumb"?

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

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"These kids are around adults every single day"

Yes, the adults who were on lots of drugs. That's the problem.

 

[Vibralldo]

I don't want to say too much, because I know that Rekieta is paying close attention and is deeply concerned.

This is Nick Rekieta, the man that thinks that he looks perfectly healthy, that he can hide that he's huffing nitrous by turning the camera off, that his kitchen and cooking look good, that he can act like a cold asshole to his kids on stream, that he can rant about his wife being past her prime with a ruined body, that the coke stream just looked like an adult having a little fun

He lacks the ability to perceive when he's doing something that makes him look terrible.

If HE is worried about how bad the bodycam footage makes him look it's BAD!

 

[Nana_Feeder]

Null is going over Rekieta bodycam update now on MATI.

2 weeks, or else Null sues the county.

It's.... HAPPENING!!!!


*Eventually

 

[Sloppa]

Happy Arrestiversary Nick!
Raise a glass! Its not everyday your child tests positive for cocaine at a level of over 5000ng/ml, at a detection level of 500ng/ml!

I don't think we talk about this enough. It must never be allowed to fall into obscurity. Within a cut sample of hair, representing 30 or 90 days of growth, there was evidence of high cocaine use. This is only what we know through leaks from Minnesota Public Records, oral swabs or urine or blood tests are still unknown as Nick had the records sealed as part of his plea agreement.

To put this into context, a nano gram is one billionth of a gram of matter, which doesn't seem like a lot, it's roughly the mass of one red blood cell, but consider this: there was enough metabolised cocaine floating around in her blood stream, where a blob of the metabolised cocaine could attach itself to every single cell in her body, hair is tested because it is a very slow, stable part of the body, therefore one of the least intrusive, most accurate ways to measure chemical absorption over time. Pubic hair, eyelashes, nail keratin etc are all more plastic to change, but we specifically choose the hairs on the back of the head for it's stability and realitive isolation from the hands/mouth/etc.

This is the part where my personal outrage makes me semi-dox myself, I was a healthcare assistant for 2 years, specialising in geriatric care, my degree allowed me to serve my ward as a kind-of buffer between clinicians and caregivers, which allowed rapid turnaround on tests.
The process of taking a test sample, packaging it, excising it from the ward, delivering it to the laboratory, then returning the results to the resident doctor or GP, is stricter than how formal legal bills are handed out, there has to be duplicates of the test, there has to be witnesses, every step of the physical journey has to be accounted for (even if it's in the same building I would have to write "I exited ward A at 10am and walked approximately 160 feet to Lab B in good order and without incident").
There are social phenomena which have caused errors in the past, which are drilled into Chemist's heads when they are educated, in the past certain hair dyes have reacted with a gas chromatography tests, or social anomalies where members of the Afro-Caribbean Community would add cocaine to hair products, in particular, this one social phenomena forced the standard practice of US/UK/EU hair testing to add additional steps, washing the hair rods to remove skin oils and contamination which could occur from having the hair dressed and treated by a hair dresser.

Lastly (I promise), hair testing is used as a diagnostic setting in addition to a criminal one. In my experience, when an elderly person was admitted with signs of neglect, I have witnessed hair tests as a means to determine how regularly that person had taken their medication the recent past, or as a tool for Specialist Doctors to meter the use of chemotherapy drugs.

sorry for spelling and grammar, I'm ESL

 

[John Andrews Stan]

My impression is that it’s not usually this difficult, expansive or protracted to get bodycam footage, even if minors are present. Do any of the attorneys working on this have an idea of what the holdup is?

 

[Philly Phunk Machine]

Jersh told on stream that there will be NO bodycam footage until we eat our vegetables!

IF YEW DON'T EAT YOUR MEAT YA CAN'T HAVE ANY FOOTAGE

 

[Captain Manning]

Null has pushed the button to begin charging Hardin's laser.

All personnel, stand clear!

 

[Vibralldo]

IF YEW DON'T EAT YOUR MEAT YA CAN'T HAVE ANY FOOTAGE

Hey, Rekieta!
Leave your kids alone!

All we are is...
Just another nut in the ball(do)

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

He is currently not in the running.

Only because they're upset that he'd win again.

 

[john marston]

IF YEW DON'T EAT YOUR MEAT YA CAN'T HAVE ANY FOOTAGE

HOW CAN YE HAVE ANY FOOTAGE IF YOU DON'T EAT YA MEAT?

 

[Niggernerd]

I don't think this is in contention here. Question is, why would he do such a thing? This is getting even darker than "my daughter accidentally snorted some cocaine because there is so much of it laying around openly in my hovel".

He's a degenerate belligerent drunk who either leaves glasses with some alcohol left before passing out or we can assume the darker theory and its why he hangs out with pedophiles

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

I'll put it that way. Obviously, I would like the actual footage footage, and I will do everything in my power to get the footage footage. But the foot's in the door. I already have something. And if all else fails, there's no walking it back. It's done.

Am I retarded or does this sentence not make sense. I'm probably retarded.

 

[Chode]

Here is the clip containing the full segment of commentary on the bodycam footage:
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"Let me start this off strong. Things are progressing. In fact, chat, if I may be so bold—two more weeks, Kiwi sisters. I am expecting an update at the beginning of June. And if that update is not the body cam footage, I commit to this: I am suing Kandiyohi County. Every single thing we have received—I don't want to be too... I don't want to say too much, because I know that Rekieta is paying close attention and is deeply concerned.

Developments have happened which paved the way for the body cam footage to be released. If the body cam footage is not released, then I will sue. So that's it. There is no reason for it not to be released at this point. We've squared away everything, and the only thing holding us back is the sheriff's office actually fucking doing it.

If the sheriff's office does not fucking do it and does not make good on what is basically promised to us at this point, we have no choice but to sue—and we have the eager legal representatives required to handle such a lawsuit. So it's coming, regardless. It's happening for sure.

[...]

That's what's going on for Rekieta. He's trying to figure it out. I want to hold his hand, but the damage is already done. I'll put it that way. Obviously, I would like the actual footage footage, and I will do everything in my power to get the footage footage. But the foot's in the door. I already have something. And if all else fails, there's no walking it back. It's done."

- Dear Sneeder, 2025​

Some takeaways from that segment:
Null doesn't think Nick had the capacity to inventory any disappearing alcohol, you could walk through and take multiple bottles without getting noticed. Ask him how he knows:

At the time of the arrest there were drugs in plain view of the door. You could easily find cocaine within minutes of entering the house as a stranger. Doubts the nanny gave the daughter alcohol since prescription medication, drugs and alcohol were all within arms reach:

Null speculating that since Nick went from having to do nothing to everything while in the midst of addiction he drove the kids to church under the influence. Likely Nick thinks that the nanny leaving abruptly forced him to have to drive drunk, ruining his life:

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Doubts the nanny gave the daughter alcohol since prescription medication, drugs and alcohol were all within arms reach

What is the noun Josh uses to describe what the daughter could possibly be? It sounds almost like “tea strainer.” I’ve listened several times but can’t make it out.

 

[Gulls on Film]

Here is the clip containing the full segment of commentary on the bodycam footage:
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"Let me start this off strong. Things are progressing. In fact, chat, if I may be so bold—two more weeks, Kiwi sisters. I am expecting an update at the beginning of June. And if that update is not the body cam footage, I commit to this: I am suing Kandiyohi County. Every single thing we have received—I don't want to be too... I don't want to say too much, because I know that Rekieta is paying close attention and is deeply concerned.

Developments have happened which paved the way for the body cam footage to be released. If the body cam footage is not released, then I will sue. So that's it. There is no reason for it not to be released at this point. We've squared away everything, and the only thing holding us back is the sheriff's office actually fucking doing it.

If the sheriff's office does not fucking do it and does not make good on what is basically promised to us at this point, we have no choice but to sue—and we have the eager legal representatives required to handle such a lawsuit. So it's coming, regardless. It's happening for sure.

[...]

That's what's going on for Rekieta. He's trying to figure it out. I want to hold his hand, but the damage is already done. I'll put it that way. Obviously, I would like the actual footage footage, and I will do everything in my power to get the footage footage. But the foot's in the door. I already have something. And if all else fails, there's no walking it back. It's done."

- Dear Sneeder, 2025​

Damn that's a lot of words to say that he owes Ralph $5000

 

[Vibralldo]

Am I retarded or does this sentence not make sense. I'm probably retarded.

I'm guessing he already has stills or excerpts

He's mentioned someone's already seen it in the past

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

Here is the clip containing the full segment of commentary on the bodycam footage:
View attachment 7401724

"Let me start this off strong. Things are progressing. In fact, chat, if I may be so bold—two more weeks, Kiwi sisters. I am expecting an update at the beginning of June. And if that update is not the body cam footage, I commit to this: I am suing Kandiyohi County. Every single thing we have received—I don't want to be too... I don't want to say too much, because I know that Rekieta is paying close attention and is deeply concerned.

Developments have happened which paved the way for the body cam footage to be released. If the body cam footage is not released, then I will sue. So that's it. There is no reason for it not to be released at this point. We've squared away everything, and the only thing holding us back is the sheriff's office actually fucking doing it.

If the sheriff's office does not fucking do it and does not make good on what is basically promised to us at this point, we have no choice but to sue—and we have the eager legal representatives required to handle such a lawsuit. So it's coming, regardless. It's happening for sure.

[...]

That's what's going on for Rekieta. He's trying to figure it out. I want to hold his hand, but the damage is already done. I'll put it that way. Obviously, I would like the actual footage footage, and I will do everything in my power to get the footage footage. But the foot's in the door. I already have something. And if all else fails, there's no walking it back. It's done."

- Dear Sneeder, 2025​

I hope fellow kiwisisters order pizza to eat while watching the bodycam footage on release day!