Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 56 24.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 3 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 75 32.6%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 25 10.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 71 30.9%

  • Total voters
    230
Rekieta just claimed he didn’t know about the cocaine bullet on top of the fridge because April filled it while he was asleep. However, he previously stated that April and Kayla couldn’t even open the safe—which, according to him, is why they didn’t flush the cocaine in the first place.

So, how exactly did April manage to fill the cocaine bullet if she didn’t have access to the safe?

Curious. That would suggest that the cocaine in that bullet was in April’s possession.
 
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Is he saying teetotaller? Which would also be the exact opposite of what he means as well as a wild pronunciation, but it is Null.

Congratulations! You speak slobbermutt!

Wasn't Nick drunk driving the kids around on no sleep long before the nanny left? Or does it just feel like this has been going on for years?

The theory is that Kayla and the nanny did most of the driving so Nick could 'work' at night. While he had the nanny, 'driving the kids' was just a convenient excuse to get out of streaming (see 'kid's late night computer activities' in Minneapolis, and other lame excuses). When the nanny left, he had to drive for real, and that is what got him caught.

They did, from discovery disclosure:
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I assume Null has those pictures already, meaning we get the crack den at minimum spurring Nick's current cope session.

I FORGOT ABOUT OFFICER MOIST!
 
Rekieta just claimed he didn’t know about the cocaine bullet on top of the fridge because April filled it after he woke up. However, he previously stated that April and Kayla couldn’t even open the safe—which, according to him, is why they didn’t flush the cocaine in the first place.

So, how exactly did April manage to fill the cocaine bullet if she didn’t have access to the safe?

Curious. That would suggest that the cocaine in that bullet was in April’s possession.
And guns were drawn on April and Kayla (in a robe). (I assume you're capturing all of this. He's alleged more cop misconduct/unprofessionalism. Null will probably want to see it.)

He's trying to get ahead of this by describing what's on the bodycam.
 
  • We have two Minnesota attorneys willing to represent us in this for nothing except any travel expenses, which I can pay out of pocket.
  • We will probably win fees for these attorneys if we do have to sue because we have gone through "the process" to establish we are in the right as firmly as possible.
    • Pro bono attorneys are still entitled to reasonable fees if awarded fees regardless of how much they are paid, if anything.
> Nick is so fucking hated in Minnesota that the upper case "I" Internet's Nigger managed to land not only one, but two pro-bono lawyers to fight for him.
Holy shit hahahaha!
 
And guns were drawn on April and Kayla (in a robe). (I assume you're capturing all of this. He's alleged more cop misconduct/unprofessionalism. Null will probably want to see it.
Well, I mostly laughed at the fact that the police cuffed April and Kayla—but not Nick, at least not initially. Clearly, they assessed that the real threat came from the women, not from Skelly, who at that moment looked like a malnourished extra from a public health PSA.
 
Love how there is no replay option.
Nick says the footage would only be revealed to correct the record in public , which only tends to happen when there’s a racial element, and there might be a riot otherwise.

The paki says “but the bodycam footage coming out won’t make Aaron un-eat the cum”.

The house is “untidy” not dirty. There’s gonna be laundry, and like cluttery places where stuff is stacked up.
There’s video of prescription meds and stuff, which should remain private. “There’s no need to see where my kids sleep.” If Josh sues for the footage I will fight it (nervous laugh)
 
Based on today's MATI, I assume it can now definitively ruled out that April turned. Like Null, I still believe he's probably seeing her.

We have two Minnesota attorneys willing to represent us in this for nothing except any travel expenses, which I can pay out of pocket.
Damn, Nick must have really pissed off the legal community of Minnesota. :story:

They did, from discovery disclosure:
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I assume Null has those pictures already, meaning we get the crack den at minimum spurring Nick's current cope session.
Again, that was my assumption as well. There are very definitely still photographs that made it out of that house, but haven't yet been widely released. Sean claims to have seen some. Though I don't know if it's the actual crime scene photos, or some pics Aaron might have taken, or what.

He’s damage-controlling by preemptively framing what we’ll see in the bodycam footage—conveniently filtered through his own warped point of view.
What do you want to bet he knows Null is getting it at this point?

Again, it's really weird to me that he's not acting super arrogant over this. That is so unlike Nick.
 
"Nobody thinks Nick's a cool guy"
-Melton

He also says that Nick never denied having the drugs and never harmed his family, that Nick is a bad guy and the only reason Aaron is worse is because Aaron "keeps bringing it back" and that "Nick apologized"

Nick then says that he never neglected his kids and they were never in danger.

Lol
 
Rekieta just claimed he didn’t know about the cocaine bullet on top of the fridge because April filled it after he woke up. However, he previously stated that April and Kayla couldn’t even open the safe—which, according to him, is why they didn’t flush the cocaine in the first place.

So, how exactly did April manage to fill the cocaine bullet if she didn’t have access to the safe?

Curious. That would suggest that the cocaine in that bullet was in April’s possession.
i want to reiterate that you can completely throw out the notion that rekieta had a coke safe that was only accessible by him where the coke was kept at all times. its the type of situation where you have a communal party tray you refill when dealing with purchasing an ounce or more at a time. i used to be a coke head living with a ultra wealthy coke head, richer than rekieta. trashed mcmansion and all. you need a line every 20-40 minutes to get where rekieta and those idiots got to, especially when everybody is drinking. you can't even be bothered to clean your house when youre just partying for days straight, let alone have an organized and strategic method for coke distribution. and rekieta is broke, we know this from the house foreclosure. he isn't a stingy guy especially with two females he is fucking floating around needing a fix. the entire concept was retarded from the get go like most of what he says
 
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Kiwi Ambassador: "...He bids you then resign your footage and material, indirectly held from him, the Honest and True challenger"

Kandiyohi County: "Or else, what follows...?"

Kiwi Ambassador: "Bloody constraint. For if you hide the footage, even in your hearts, there will he rake for it! Therefore in fierce tempest is he coming, in thunder and in earthquake, like a Jove, that if requiring fail, he will compel. This is his claim, his threatening, and my message."

-Transcript of the ultimatum delivered to the Kandiyohi County clerks, 2025
 
The footage we receive will be redacted -- I think only to censor minor persons though.
As it should be. Those poor kids have no choice but to suffer in the conditions their shitty parents put them in and should be protected.

They'll definitely charge for redacting, but I Refuse to believe it'd be 5k.
Granted the government probably is using some old crappy video editing software from 2008 - when modern times has free software that can easily track and blur faces with a few clicks.

He’s damage-controlling by preemptively framing what we’ll see in the bodycam footage—conveniently filtered through his own warped point of view.
We all know it won't work. The only people who will believe him are balldoguards who already are the dumbest people alive.
Can't wait for him to get seethe more.

want to reiterate that you can completely throw out the notion that rekieta
Pretty much. Its been said over and over again in the thread, but Rekieta lies trust nothing he says dont even devil advocate him.
To quote Louis Rossmann, "Never accept the premise of assholes."
And Nick is an asshole.

He knows it's inevitable and is bracing for impact

Nick shoulda pulled up when he had the chance
The only pulling nick knows how to do, is his broken dick and his gay lover's dicks.

Other than that he is very acquainted with the term bottom and has no limits with it.
 
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