Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 52 24.6%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 3 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 69 32.7%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 23 10.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 64 30.3%

  • Total voters
    211
The mythical Nick bend over live on camera whippet:

The stream started around 5 hours ago, and that happened about 1 hour ago, so approximately 4 hours into the full stream, or around 3 and a half hours into Nick's appearance

He may or may not have done it, and it may have been blocked by his body but he definitely did a whippet immediately after

We NEED to find it!
This may or may not be what you’re talking about. If it’s this, he wasn’t doing a whippet
 
Here is the clip of one of Nick's rage quits:
  • He says he isn't sorry he missed a drug test while talking about his kids being taken away
  • "It happened"
  • She starts reading out texts that make him look bad
  • He leaves before he can hear it
Evil.

Sorry for super compressing it, it took too long to upload otherwise.
 
Seconds prior to this (could not clip, had just joined stream) Nick was screaming that yes, he thought Kayla was going to divorce him and so intended to be with April afterwards
It is incredible to me that Aaron’s hate squad goes to bat for the man who is literally crying over his desire for Aaron’s sloppy seconds. I know he also hates the toe but they go out of their way to defend Nick as a misunderstood flawed saint while Aaron is Satan incarnate, meanwhile Nick has done nothing but cry over losing Aaron for over a year now.
 
Complete TMI, but I’ve met people like Nick before, and I’ve been on the receiving end of the same kind of outbursts he displayed today.
This isn’t a one-off. He definitely reacts like this every time he’s confronted, extreme rage, no ability to reason, and a persistent undercurrents of death wishes and derision.
You can be certain that Kayla, April, and his children have experienced exactly what we witnessed today, many, many times over.
The cracks started to show early on when Nick started receiving criticism for bringing Drexel on his show all the time. Drexel had a loud annoying group of fanboys but the majority of his viewers thought drexels weird sex shit didn’t belong with the law streams. But Nick would get overly angry and pissy and preach about he would have who he wanted on his stream.
 
Nick is currently not in the running for LotY. I think that it becomes inevitable if the bodycam footage drops.
IIRC, Hamplanet Fitness said he wasn't currently in the running, but seemed to suggest that could maybe change.

I think it's gonna change, because if it doesn't there's probably gonna be a riot. The body cam and more spergouts like this is gonna force the issue.

IMO, disqualifying him now is arbitrary and capricious, but I'm gonna wait to see what happens before I get too perturbed about it.
 
Complete TMI, but I’ve met people like Nick before, and I’ve been on the receiving end of the same kind of outbursts he displayed today.
This isn’t a one-off. He definitely reacts like this every time he’s confronted, extreme rage, no ability to reason, and a persistent undercurrents of death wishes and derision.
You can be certain that Kayla, April, and his children have experienced exactly what we witnessed today, many, many times over.
Oh I imagine he does this shit to Kayla, April, and his children frequently. He's an immature narcissist. He really just needs to logoff for good
 
Nick was SO mad he did this flossing cock dance in all seriousness:
Mad At Kiki.gif
 
Time to get some rest so I can wake up to the clippers having done the sneedful for our enjoyment, it is looking like a great weekend to enjoy some fresh coffee while watching this retarded druggie seethe as he unwittingly manages to burn every last shred of dignity no one even realized he had left.

:semperfidelis:
Same. And again, hat-tip to Kiki for bringing us this fine harvest.
 
“There’s no need to see where my kids sleep.” If Josh sues for the footage I will fight it (nervous laugh)
So this gets Nick out of fighting because Josh said he would only if sue if the sheriff's department failed to deliver on their promised tape. Nick doesn't want to intervene now and take the L, he just wants to insinuate that if Josh gets the tape without one of Nick's harem signing off on a release (a strange thing to leave the door open to) then the government has conspired against him.

Which is a throwback cope on the plinko board of blame;

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Early on he made insinuations that the government was out to get him, planted cocaine in his house and rubbed coke in his children's hair.

That's likely to be the reason its being released now. Someone at the sheriffs office saw Nicks pulling shit out of his ass aimed at the dept and also saw how Nick was living and endangering his kids and said "Yeah fuck that guy, release the shit out of it".

Unless Kayla has sneak released it, left with the kids, and is going after the trust (file that under least likely) the very reason people are even seeing this footage is because Nick couldn't help himself but blame the state for his choices in bizzare outlandish and unbelievable lies.

And his solution, which now seems obvious because he is such a fucking retard, is to fire up someone allegations against a nanny and the government of Minnesota. He has restarted the whole cycle, only with double the consequences, worse odds and less upside.

It's like it poetry,
It's often written by an effeminate cuck.
 
IIRC, Hamplanet Fitness said he wasn't currently in the running, but seemed to suggest that could maybe change.

I think it's gonna change, because if it doesn't there's probably gonna be a riot. The body cam and more spergouts like this is gonna force the issue.

IMO, disqualifying him now is arbitrary and capricious, but I'm gonna wait to see what happens before I get too perturbed about it.
I propose a compromise - let Nick have his three-peat (he's earned it), and exclude him from consideration for 2026.
 
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