Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 56 24.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 3 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 75 32.6%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 25 10.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 71 30.9%

  • Total voters
    230
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Me hoping something funny can still happen today on the one year anniversary of the Balldo Pope getting arrested. The Bodycam coming out, him getting arrested again for pissing hot, I'll take anything at this point. 🙏
It's not much but I got my wish. I'll take white trash Internet bloodsports. :)
 
Something to keep in mind is that there are regulator setups where you don't have to hold the full sized nitrous canister. Some of the dispensers can be slightly larger than a coffee mug and more easily hidden. Tonight was only the beginning, Nick will get sloppier with his nitrous use the more he abuses it.
 
Even now, I find this difficult to understand. There were six people on that stream: Keanu, a rather rotund female Melton orbiter, and four self-described “men.”

Throughout the broadcast, nearly everyone took every opportunity to criticize or argue against Keanu. And yet, this is how the stream ended:
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What happened? How did Keanu—someone relentlessly mocked in this very thread—end up looking like the most resilient person in the room? Meanwhile, Rekieta spent about 90% of the stream behaving like a deranged teenage girl (the other 10% was, of course, reserved for whippets). And the rest? Falling over themselves to defend him at every turn.

And yet… Keanu was the one still laughing at the end.

Absolutely pathetic.

Happy arrest anniversary, Nick!
After she left they held a little group therapy session about how they actually won and Kiki doesn't understand phones.

Jesse from podawful did an episode with Aaron a while back. A week or two later during a different episode he revealed he had secretly sent Melton an invite to the Aaron episode, but Melton turned him down. Sweaty had a chance to confront the Toe live on stream, mano a mano, and he BITCHED OUT. Keanu's got more balls than any of these fags.

Her just smiling while Nick screeches at the top of his lungs is the funniest thing to happen since the qover gang was arrested. It's SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAANN x100.
 
“Your affiant is well versed in identifying drug induced behaviors. Such behavior includes noticeable voice changes, irritability, mania, and explosive bouts of rage. Your affiant believes that Mr. Rekeita’s behavior matches these symptoms. With Mr. Rekeita being on probation, it is known that one of the terms of his probation is that he is prohibited from using or consuming any mood altering substances, such as nitrous oxide…”

I can almost see the affidavit now… :story:
 
Big ups to Sean for hosting the blood show.
Let's See What Happens.webp
 
Who ever thought Keanu Thompson of all people would be the hero we needed, but didn't deserve? Bravo Queen!
She would've fared even better if she familiarized herself with threads on Melton and Rekieta. At one point they accused her of revealing that April lives in Nick's cuck shack - if she read the thread she would've known that it was Kiwi Farms users who first figured it out based on pictures. And then she would have a lot of ammo to justify calling Melton a pedophile if she read his thread.
Even Aaron bent the knee to the Farms and made an account, there is no shame in it.
 
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