Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 52 24.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 3 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 69 32.5%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 23 10.8%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 65 30.7%

  • Total voters
    212
So, I’m going to preface this by saying I’m not sure what Nick is up to now, like I don’t know what he does or talks about on stream nowadays or what kind of life he lives now, I haven’t been keeping up. BUT my read on Nick Rekeita is a man at odds with the life he’s built (trad family man, with wife and 5 homeschooled kids) and the life he wants to live (rich, swinger party guy).

To be fair, he lived the trad dad life for some time and I’m sure, when he first built that life, that’s what he wanted and he was happy. I think things probably started to change during or shortly after Rittenhouse trial, when he was basking in all this newfound fame and attention and opportunities and money. I think, right around that time is when he started to want something a little different, something that is the complete opposite of the life he was living, actually lol.

I saw a video that dove deep into the downfall of what happened with Nick Rekeita (forget the stream, but I’ll link it if I find it), which featured a clip from early 2022 of Nick basically saying people should be very careful who they marry and strongly advocated for prenups, IIRC. The narrator took that as Nick (who has a trust fund) did NOT make his wife sign a prenup before they got married, but now wanted a divorce, but felt he couldn’t because she could take half of everything he has (plus alimony and child support for 5 kids, etc. although child support would be a given, regardless). From this, I sort of took it like ok, he told his wife fine, no divorce, but he wants to open up the marriage, then. I think that’s what happened. And Kayla somewhat reluctantly agreed and that’s how this whole thing starts. If true (he wanted a divorce and just didn’t do it because of his trust fund, alimony, etc), then that suggests Nick no longer wanted to live the life of a traditional family manwith his wife and 5 homeschooled kids, he wanted to live the life of a rich party guy with no kids and no responsibilities tying him down…but he couldn’t, so he tried to do both lol, which im sure is hard to keep up, bc the 2 lifestyles aren’t conducive to each other at all lol, really, in direct conflict, in fact. You’re a trad dad that homeschools his 5 kids bc you’re afraid of what they’ll be exposed to in regular school….as you, your wife and swinger friends expose them to polyamory, orgies and cocaine-fueled nights at your home lol. Like I have never seen 2 lifestyles more at odds with each other lol. But Nick wasn’t ready to accept that, so he tried to trick himself into thinking he can somehow live both lives, or maybe he knew on some level he couldn’t, but didn’t care, he was gonna do what he wanted to do. I’m not sure. But either way, that’s what I think happened.
 
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50 DOLLARS
YOU LAUGHED ABOUT IT
50 DOLLARS
He’s actually seething that it was only 50 bucks, amazing. The KNU posting will never cease now.
Because I’m late and gay (just like Nick “whippet king” Rekieta) does anyone have the clip of this $50 superchat that made Keanu kek and Rekekita rage?
 
I know I'm the fool for seeking out logic with Rekieta, but how is Nick in the right for reading private letters/messages at an event for profit, but Keanu is a monster for doing the same to Nick for free?
Here I'll make this easy for you, a thought experiment: Imagine you're the most important thing in the world. Now imagine accountability doesn't exist as a human concept.

There you go
 
The stupid driving kids around nonsense really needs to stop. It's so dishonest, and it's played out as fuck.
STFU retard it's been in every arrest report when Nick got pulled over and every time he's whined about it on his stream. Goddamn idiot.

Pay attention you stupid cocksucker.
 
I think we're all loosing focus on how awful Nick looks physically. He's so skinny and waxy he look like he's CGI or something.
He's literally posted selfies where he looks anorexic. You see these skeletal selfies and are amazed someone can look this skeletal and still be alive.
 
I think we're all loosing focus on how awful Nick looks physically. He's so skinny and waxy he look like he's CGI or something.
In honor of the anniversy I’m re-watching Nulls reaction to the coke stream. He legit looks healthier than he does now. And I was making holocaust survivor jokes about him then.
 
I know I'm the fool for seeking out logic with Rekieta, but how is Nick in the right for reading private letters/messages at an event for profit, but Keanu is a monster for doing the same to Nick for free?
If April consenting to releasing her DMs with Aaron without his permission was fine then surely Keanu releasing her DMs with April without her permission is fine too, right?
 
Early on when Kiki asked if Nick had permission to share the texts, Nicks response
"It was written on her boyfriend's middle finger you dumb bitch" is very telling as to how scorned he is right now.
I cannot fathom how fucked Nick must feel right now. He has literally lost it all, and has no thanks for what he has left (his family and a roof over his head).
Arrest then suicide incoming.
 
Biggest things I took away from the stream:

Nanny - Nick has said nanny was drunk watching the kids. Did not fire her since he did not have the opportunity since she left a week later. On the stream he say she gave a 2 week notice, and then they called her for an exit interview in April. WTF. The story keeps changing over and over.

Keanu doxing April's address in October - She didn't. April was doxed by the house being listed for sale in August. Everyone knew she was there from the listing photos showing all her stuff. Aaron confirmed it was her stuff.
 
It’s getting late on my end, so I’ll probably call it a night. But tomorrow? I’m going to have an absolute field day rewatching that stream and pulling out some choice clips.

That said—before I sleep, I just have to point something out. I’ve never seen Rekieta get that upset when people talked trash about Kayla. But April? Whole different story.

Imagine being Kayla right now. The man shows zero concern for her. If he had the chance, he’d be with April this very moment—no question about it.
 
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