Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Vibralldo]

Early on when Kiki asked if Nick had permission to share the texts, Nicks response
"It was written on her boyfriend's middle finger you dumb bitch" is very telling as to how scorned he is right now.
I cannot fathom how fucked Nick must feel right now. He has literally lost it all, and has no thanks for what he has left (his family and a roof over his head).
Arrest then suicide incoming.

Nick's lucky Kayla is barely sentient

If she had even the littlest smidge of self respect she'd have been gone forever ago

Imagine being a mom and hearing your husband screaming at the top of his lungs that he cheated on you and misses his girlfriend for 3 hours while the kids are home.

 

[AnOminous]

Just look at this face. The sheer impotent rage. Oh God I'm just looking at this impotent rage and laughing insanely. I am laughing like a madman. Look how weak he is. Look how angry he is. And he CAN'T DO SHIT. He can just seethe. Impotently. Look how angry he is. And laugh.

 

[200MB]

I'm rewatching the stream and everything is just so fucking perfect. Melton ought to be thanking Keanu for gracing his channel with the best content it's ever seen.

 

[Blackhole]

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Just look at this face. The sheer impotent rage. Oh God I'm just looking at this impotent rage and laughing insanely. I am laughing like a madman. Look how weak he is. Look how angry he is. And he CAN'T DO SHIT. He can just seethe. Impotently. Look how angry he is. And laugh.

Doesn't he look like Daniel Larson in this screencap?
"I HATE YOU KEANU! KILL YOU! KILL YOU! KILL YOU! BOMB YOU! BOMB YOU! BOMB YOU!"

 

[RaptInPlastic]

STFU retard it's been in every arrest report when Nick got pulled over and every time he's whined about it on his stream. Goddamn idiot.

Pay attention you stupid cocksucker.

I know he actually did some driving "all the time" I mean using it as his alibi for every act of offscreen faggotry he indulges in.

 

[Kheapathic]

It’s getting late on my end, so I’ll probably call it a night. But tomorrow? I’m going to have an absolute field day rewatching that stream and pulling out some choice clips.

That said—before I sleep, I just have to point something out. I’ve never seen Rekieta get that upset when people talked trash about Kayla. But April? Whole different story.

Imagine being Kayla right now. The man shows zero concern for her. If he had the chance, he’d be with April this very moment—no question about it.

No lie, the way you hear him REEE about April is what you'd expect a married man with five children would say about his wife and kids. Instead it's a side piece of ass and anything about Kayla being brought up (like Nick fucking April when she goes to the store) is just ignored. Dude doesn't give a shit about the woman he's married to.

 

[Vibralldo]

Doesn't he look like Daniel Larson in this screencap?
"I HATE YOU KEANU! KILL YOU! KILL YOU! KILL YOU! BOMB YOU! BOMB YOU! BOMB YOU!"

That's another cow in the rekieta cow chimera

He was going into violent detail about how he wants to murder Keanu

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I hate to say it. I really really hate to say it. I don't want it to happen and I don't want to say it but I have to.

He's got a shot at LCotY 2025.

 

[Soapmore]

Early on when Kiki asked if Nick had permission to share the texts, Nicks response
"It was written on her boyfriend's middle finger you dumb bitch" is very telling as to how scorned he is right now.
I cannot fathom how fucked Nick must feel right now. He has literally lost it all, and has no thanks for what he has left (his family and a roof over his head).
Arrest then suicide incoming.

You left out a step:
- Nick is arrested/sent to jail
- Nick sucks copious felon cock, as he desires
- Nick, full of self loathing conflicted with satisfaction of a full stomach, starts to experience serious malfunction
- Nick, seeing family as evidences of accountability and responsibility, considers the easiest way out of his dilemma. Family or full stomach?
- Nick exits this plane of existence, hopefully without innocents alongside

 

[Nana_Feeder]

Nick's chimping out deserves Tipples-style meme treatment

 

[Vibralldo]

I hate to say it. I really really hate to say it. I don't want it to happen and I don't want to say it but I have to.

He's got a shot at LCotY 2025.

Nick's got it in the bag

 

[Blackhole]

It's just so fucking rigged dude Give Rekieta a lifetime Lolcow award and disqualify him from LCotY because the competition cannot keep up with his kino output.

 

[Captain Manning]

The stupid driving kids around nonsense really needs to stop. It's so dishonest, and it's played out as fuck.

He needs to stop, or we need to stop?

Because @AnOminous isn't wrong. He uses that excuse a ridiculous amount. He even used it before the judge, and in those letters of support he totally didn't ghostwrite.

It's a legit meme at this point. It's funny. It's right up there with "hes has never lied," "Aaron ate my goo," and "Another win for the toe."

He's brain fried. I'm waiting for him to turn off his camera for 30 seconds to do whippits, and then claim he just drove his kid somewhere. Lol.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

I may need to make a locals account...

It's not wanting to load for me, just spinning circle of death.

It could just firefox continuing to be an absolute buggy piece of shit, though. It likes to randomly pretend websites aren't loading if I have too many tabs open.

EDIT: Confirmed, it's firefox being garbage. It loads fine in opera chinkx.

editx2: GODDAMMIT @Potentially Criminal your stream isn't letting me rewind and start from the beginning.

 

[There She Glows]

It's not wanting to load for me, just spinning circle of death.

It could just firefox continuing to be an absolute buggy piece of shit, though. It likes to randomly pretend websites aren't loading if I have too many tabs open.

It didn't work for me at all on firefox then it worked fine when I switched to a chromium browser.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Nick just proved it all tonight. Thanks Nick. Cheers.

Nick has proven that, on a sufficiently long timescale, he will confess to everything the Farms has accused him of.
Balldo's Law, anyone?

Who ever thought Keanu Thompson of all people would be the hero we needed, but didn't deserve? Bravo Queen!

The most disturbing part of that screenshot is that she is the most normal looking person out of all of them.

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I'm rewatching the stream and everything is just so fucking perfect. Melton ought to be thanking Keanu for gracing his channel with the best content it's ever seen.

Call me a faggot if you want, but that nail polish looks awful.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

It's just so fucking rigged dude Give Rekieta a lifetime Lolcow award and disqualify him from LCotY because the competition cannot keep up with his kino output.

Disagree. He should lean harder into this. He should break the fucking curve. He should become so lolcow manifest that a new term must be created, that all the other cows must work that much harder.
For once in his life he found something he is naturally good at, and he should lead by example.
There will always be fan favorites, but there's only one Nick Rekeita; biggest faggot on the planet

 

[Chode]

Cut of every time Rekieta returns to stream:

I found 16 hits checks on Our Wife.

Spoiler: Timestamps

3:35:28
4:08:56
4:12:06
4:19:59
4:23:26
4:24:36
4:26:29
4:29:08
4:32:20
4:44:41
4:51:07
4:55:34
4:59:46
5:09:32
5:15:04
5:19:01

 

[Dan of Steel]

I like how lying is so reflexive and second nature for Nick, that even when it's the most bold-face retarded shit he can think of, when he's getting called out for getting zooted on nitrous every 10 seconds he instinctively says "I was taking my daughter driving" At 7pm his time at the end of the week. He's so fucked lmao.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Nick's got it in the bag

It's just so fucking rigged dude Give Rekieta a lifetime Lolcow award and disqualify him from LCotY because the competition cannot keep up with his kino output.

No no no. He doesn't have it yet. I think the Jomhas and Bossman have pretty solid leads right now.

Thing is though, Nick shows no signs of stopping. That fat pedophile and his retard friends are going to tell him that he won that argument and that he should do more and Nick will gladly do so because he has no friends. I don't know what dumb shit he's doing to do but there's a lot of potential. He's this year's villain of the whole competition.