Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 49 25.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 1 0.5%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 64 32.8%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 22 11.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 59 30.3%

  • Total voters
    195
I hate to say it. I really really hate to say it. I don't want it to happen and I don't want to say it but I have to.

He's got a shot at LCotY 2025.
I dunno. I think Anisa's husband is the front runner, even after the galaxy gas stream. We will need another arrest first!

Also, get some self respect, Kayla. Nick almost left everything for an ~30-year-old coke whore with a sub-room temperature IQ who unironically says things like 'my pretty tits.' Get it together, lady.
 
I like how lying is so reflexive and second nature for Nick, that even when it's the most bold-face retarded shit he can think of, when he's getting called out for getting zooted on nitrous every 10 seconds he instinctively says "I was taking my daughter driving" At 7pm his time at the end of the week. He's so fucked lmao. :story:
I would not be surprised if somebody has already sent this to the probation department and told them he is obviously doing whippits!
 
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Can someone do this for every moment Nick calls her a bitch or a cunt or stupid? Then a fraction for total words under total insults. This weakstick prick is a woman hatern because he's intimidated by them.

Imagine being intimidated by Keanu, who comes only armed with common sense and willingness to weather the slurs of 5 creeps. Surely a mortal enemy.
 
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Keanu made Nick seethe so hard that he used 16 times

She's a fucking legend
 
Imagine how fucking gone you'd have to be to think you're really felting the mean girl calmly smoking her Virginia Slim as you oscillate between "transparently huffing down whipped cream gas with the camera off" and "shouting incoherently while on the verge of tears, as you jerk around like a demon".

This is how you get your jail sentence deferred for sure.
 
Imagine how fucking gone you'd have to be to think you're really felting the mean girl calmly smoking her Virginia Slim as you oscillate between "transparently huffing down whipped cream gas with the camera off" and "shouting incoherently while on the verge of tears, as you jerk around like a demon".

This is how you get your jail sentence deferred for sure.
Don't forget, he was also oscillating between admitting embarrassing personal details about how he abused his ex girlfriend and almost ruined his marriage
 
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If his PO sees this and doesn't do a canister check that sameday, Nick can't say a single thing about the government conspiring against him ever again. It's so obvious that it has become a running joke that he abuses nitrous and no one really cares to argue otherwise because he very clearly is.
 
Early on when Kiki asked if Nick had permission to share the texts, Nicks response
"It was written on her boyfriend's middle finger you dumb bitch" is very telling as to how scorned he is right now.
I cannot fathom how fucked Nick must feel right now. He has literally lost it all, and has no thanks for what he has left (his family and a roof over his head).
Arrest then suicide incoming.
My favourite part was him talking about his marriage issues in past-tense. Bro it hasn't even begun, you didn't mend anything, you just prolonged your misery by making a token gesture to Kayla that you're okay with your dead marriage continuing. Give her enough of a reason to snap and you'll find out how past-tense your relationship issues are.
 
Someone with a better memory might be able to correct me, but didn't Whippet Nick say he had nothing to do with filing the police report about the revenge porn case against Aaron and it was all Kayla's doing?

I only ask because when Nick is ranting at KK about the photo Ricky Rackets says (paraphrasing) "I had to research this to make the police report"

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No no no. He doesn't have it yet. I think the Jomhas and Bossman have pretty solid leads right now.
I dunno. I think Anisa's husband is the front runner, even after the galaxy gas stream. We will need another arrest first!
I just think he needs to be added to the ballot before voting begins. If he loses in a free and democratic election, then so be it. But leaving him off feels unjust. Especially if the bodycam drops.

Also, I'll note Karl Jobst is an interesting dark horse. I dunno if he can win LOTY, or would even be in the running, but I think he's definitely got a shot at a lesser award.
 
If his PO sees this and doesn't do a canister check that sameday, Nick can't say a single thing about the government conspiring against him ever again. It's so obvious that it has become a running joke that he abuses nitrous and no one really cares to argue otherwise because he very clearly is.
If the PO isn't doing a daily sweep of Nick's social media presence he's missing out on an easy conviction
 
Nick's lucky Kayla is barely sentient

If she had even the littlest smidge of self respect she'd have been gone forever ago

Imagine being a mom and hearing your husband screaming at the top of his lungs that he cheated on you and misses his girlfriend for 3 hours while the kids are home.
And be a single mother with 5 kids living under her roof in small town, rural Minnesota, where pickings are probably quite slim? Will she be able to find a new partner willing to take all that on? I don’t necessarily disagree with you, by the way, but I’m sure that’s a factor in why she stays. There may be other reasons, too, like I get the impression she comes from a very traditional family, maybe they don’t believe in divorce. Or maybe she’s just waiting until the kids get a little older and more independent, so she doesn’t have to manage them all alone? That, or (god help us) she must really, really love him, for whatever reason and is in denial or still wants to try to make it work. God I hope it’s not the last one, that’s super sad.
 
I distinctly remember-- when I first started watching him occasionally during the Rittenhouse trial-- thinking to myself how refreshing it was that Nick wasn't a degenerate like so many other streamers.

Evidently I'm a poor judge of character.
You and me both bud. I was following him closely during the WW days of kick vic and there was this moment that I realized I was being retarded. I was watching movies with a friend and I said ok, well it's 11pm and supposedly there are going to be depositions dropping on this show at 11pm, can we just go to this YT channel? It was like I was offering a my cat a grape. It was at that moment I was like well this is internet insanity and I moved on
 
Someone with a better memory might be able to correct me, but didn't Whippet Nick say he had nothing to do with filing the police report about the revenge porn case against Aaron and it was all Kayla's doing?

I only ask because when Nick is ranting at KK about the photo Ricky Rackets says (paraphrasing) "I had to research this to make the police report"

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it's getting into legit lolcow mushbrain bullshit obfuscated creamed corn noggin and non-working mind schizo farding and shidding. probably. there is a 3 second clip that confirms it. and a 2 hour speech that tries to rebut it. and vice-versa.
 
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