Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 56 24.0%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 3 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 75 32.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 28 12.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 71 30.5%

  • Total voters
    233
If the PO isn't doing a daily sweep of Nick's social media presence he's missing out on an easy conviction
tbh if the PO is doing a daily sweep of his social media presence he's less likely to come down on him any time soon because the entertainment ends when you do and you can always do it later since he's at least trying to hide it.

Nick should feel insulted that his PO is getting entertainment from him and should challenge him by brazenly doing a whippet on camera to see if they'll do anything about it.
 
I want y’all’s takes, actually, why does Kayla stay? I don’t know what her personality is like.
And be a single mother with 5 kids living under her roof in small town, rural Minnesota, where pickings are probably quite slim? Will she be able to find a new partner willing to take all that on? I don’t necessarily disagree with you, by the way, but I’m sure that’s a factor in why she stays. There may be other reasons, too, like I get the impression she comes from a very traditional family, maybe they don’t believe in divorce. Or maybe she’s just waiting until the kids get a little older and more independent, so she doesn’t have to manage them all alone? That, or (god help us) she must really, really love him, for whatever reason and is in denial or still wants to try to make it work. God I hope it’s not the last one, that’s super sad.
 
When I was younger, I had a piano recital (pfp related, I suppose) in which one of the students had Aspergers. During his performance made a slight mistake in an otherwise impressive showing. And had he simply continued on, I doubt that anyone would’ve remembered the mistake by the end of the piece. But instead, he stopped, lowered his head, stared at the keys for a few seconds, and then began to choke himself. Of course the adults in the room had to run on stage and diffuse the situation.

Anyway, Rekieta’s tendency to escalate minor situations to the nth degree, him screaming at the top of his lungs at a nobody like “Kiki”, reminds me of that moment. Rekieta’s ability to emotionally self regulate is practically equivalent to that of an adolescent with autism.
 
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I distinctly remember-- when I first started watching him occasionally during the Rittenhouse trial-- thinking to myself how refreshing it was that Nick wasn't a degenerate like so many other streamers.

Evidently I'm a poor judge of character.
In fairness to the Shaw of Iran...
He was hiding his power level very well during the trial day streams.
He became increasingly more manic at night during '21 with current Nick forming around summer of '22.
 
I want y’all’s takes, actually, why does Kayla stay? I don’t know what her personality is like.
A combination of 'we must stay together for the keeeeedz no matter what' family values and being psychologically broken by Nick who probably scolds her daily about how useless she is around the house and as a mother.

The Qover arrangement with the Imholtes was escapism for both Kayla and Nick; however, the moment her crutch Aaron bailed, Kayla's been outnumbered 2-to-1 (4-to-1 if you include enablers Bob and Celeste) among the adults ever since.......

......which brings me to Nick's reaction to Keanu. She being outnumbered on MAPton's show, he was expecting her to be another Kayla, to fold at the slightest talking down to by several people at once. Keanu held her own, flung a few zingers and Nick immediately melted down; he's not accustomed to that in his own home; and the fact that he couldn't physically go up in Keanu's face and intimidate her like he surely does to Kayla irked him even more.
 
A combination of 'we must stay together for the keeeeedz no matter what' family values and being psychologically broken by Nick who probably scolds her daily about how useless she is around the house and as a mother.
Spouses of covert narcissists are more at risk for heart issues later on in life due to the stress of being with their partners and having to walk on eggshells all the time. Fun fact.
 
Trying to enjoy the latest meltdown but it's hard when you have Melton and his crony faggots interrupting every two seconds. These retards are so incredibly low IQ that they didn't even think to get out of the way when two volatile guests are having a fight. All they had to do was sit there and shut up and they couldn't even do that. No talent faggots.
 
His right hand is on his mouse at the beginning and end of the clip, what is his left putting down picking up?
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Quality is too shit to tell but he has a can in his hand. Can't tell whats on top of it.
Watching it on loop i notice a shape that makes it really look like a galaxy gas can but I NEED higher quality
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Still rough, but got enough detail to make out what looks like a few fingers of whiskey in a classic crystal cut tumbler. That’s what I see, & recognized during the processing.

I took a screenshot from Chode’s clip & ran it through a sharpener. The only edit I did was to bring up the cool tones to try & correct the overbalancing on brightness from the original stream, in order to get a more true to life color. Was a decent hunch as I was able to capture the tumblers shape & the color of the whiskey in it, clearest to see in the sharpened image.
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Sharpened:
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I'M MAD! MAD!
What a perfect jak based on this shocking Kiki W, arrestaversary party. The Kiki-monster that Nick now fears is a nice touch. Also looks like my latest SkellyWiggle gif made it in, too.
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I Appreciate that, it’s some fine work.
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If the PO isn't doing a daily sweep of Nick's social media presence he's missing out on an easy conviction
I get that a PO's work, in theory, is to facilitate an offender's reintigration into society. Good, sensible, honorable. But isn't it also to make an example of how NOT to be, when under Daddy Gubmint's watchful eyes? After all, Nick has had his adult card revoked, ideally temporarily, but nevertheless revoked. If I was a PO, dealing with a long list of degenerates, I would hope for a notable I can point to as an exemplar, an example of how not to be. Nick, from available evidence, isn't punching his children in the face or fucking them (cocaine positive asterisk applied here *), but still, he's a clear example of flouting the spirit of the court's intent, if not the letter.
 
Nick is on X engaging with Kiki.
https://x.com/RekietaLaw
@RekietaLaw
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Holy shit. You are catastrophically dumb.
. https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1926146513853349939
HOLY SHIT Keanu destroyed him here. Also BAD ratio for Nitrous Nick. Rekieta didn't even respond to her last quip. I am now a Keanu simp.
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Cut of every time Rekieta returns to stream:
I found 16 hits checks on Our Wife.
It is very obvious when you make a cut like that how he is doing nitrous. Almost every time he comes back from a break and speaks, his voice is lower. He tries to hide it by doing a dumb 'impression' voice, but it is so obvious he is doing gas when he steps away. He actually had to go take hits of gas, because a 90 IQ mean girl was felting him so hard. This man claims to be a lawyer and he is losing to her. He should be disbarred for that alone.
And be a single mother with 5 kids living under her roof in small town, rural Minnesota, where pickings are probably quite slim? Will she be able to find a new partner willing to take all that on? I don’t necessarily disagree with you, by the way, but I’m sure that’s a factor in why she stays. There may be other reasons, too, like I get the impression she comes from a very traditional family, maybe they don’t believe in divorce. Or maybe she’s just waiting until the kids get a little older and more independent, so she doesn’t have to manage them all alone? That, or (god help us) she must really, really love him, for whatever reason and is in denial or still wants to try to make it work. God I hope it’s not the last one, that’s super sad.
Her parents (the kid's grandparents) clearly want to help and would be able to help. Not to relitigate what has already been discussed for dozens of pages in this thread, but she could easily have left dozens of times now but she won't because she is nearly as monstrous as him. Remember, Nick Rekieta gave his 8 year old daughter cocaine. That alone is reason to leave him and never look back. But she won't do that, because she is a pilled out zombie that doesn't care about her own children. Would a decent mother allow her children to go in public with dirty clothes, to go hungry, to ingest drugs, to live in filth? Of course not. Kayla Rekieta is as monstrous as Nick.
 
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