Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[StannisTheMannis]

Trying to enjoy the latest meltdown but it's hard when you have Melton and his crony faggots interrupting every two seconds. These retards are so incredibly low IQ that they didn't even think to get out of the way when two volatile guests are having a fight. All they had to do was sit there and shut up and they couldn't even do that. No talent faggots.

Their entire brand is 'Steel Toe bad'. They can't have anything, even mildly-entertaining retard shouting matches, interfere with their brand, hence the shameless Balldowashing and the hyper-moral fagging at Keanu over Aaron sending a titty pic and revealing that April's a bit of a homewrecking hoe.

 

[Light blue notebook]

Last night really showed how much of a sociopath Crackets is.

Can't help to feel a bit sorry for Kayla, just a tiny teeny little bit.

 

[stupid frog]

Hackamania is even more pathetic that I had expected.
Why would you show up there for a multi-hour panel discussion of Aaron Imholte?

This entire thing makes them look completely unhinged, and Nick was allowed to travel for this?
What a joke.

Think of it like an anime convention. All nerd conventions, and this was a nerd event it's no exception, are excuses for Internet people to get together in real life to party and have sex.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Last night really showed how much of a sociopath Crackets is.

Can't help to feel a bit sorry for Kayla, just a tiny teeny little bit.

Takes a while to get away. Had a relative that would get the absolute shit kicked out of her by a partner on a regular basis and it took a couple of years for her to leave. Remember that there was a family lie about how she got into a car accident to explain why she looked like she had been in one. There's examples you can find elsewhere on the forum (Meigh). In comparison Nick is skinny faggot bitch who still has money. I'm not holding my breath.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Why o why would Rackety Rackets admit on stream that he thought his wife was going to divorce him and he was going to shack up with April if she did?

Why confirm all this stuff? Balldo Boy is quite scared of those text messages eh.

Watched it all now, Keanu clowned them, but I don't even think she did it intentionally. They had bad facts and she was staying cool as a cucumber. She could have landed some real knockouts if she was a bit smarter.

 

[Briareus]

She could have landed some real knockouts if she was a bit smarter.

The fact she wasn't a bit smarter and still got knockout after knockout against Nick should still serve as an ultimate indictment of him and his (diminished) capacity. That's what makes it extra funny, like he got flashbacks to getting mogged by the mean girls in highschool and that's how she managed to stun lock him again and again.

 

[LiquidKid]

Trying to watch the melton clip is awful. How does this retard not realize that the text to speech is ruining the content? Even Ralph is smart enough to know that when people are having shit fit, you shut up everything and let them fight.
Between the commentaries and the stupid super chat thing he ruined the entire show

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

Why o why would Rackety Rackets admit on stream that he thought his wife was going to divorce him and he was going to shack up with April if he did?

I'd like to think that Kayla found out about this plan and said "HELL NO, I'll live in misery for 1,000 years before I give up my husband and my fart box to that skanky whore April," like a true Girl Boss, but I think it's more likely that Kayla put in a different well-worn Star Trek DVD, popped a xanny, and rolled over into sleep, ripping a big unconsciousness fart as her answer.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

The fact she wasn't a bit smarter and still got knockout after knockout against Nick should still serve as an ultimate indictment of him and his (diminished) capacity. That's what makes it extra funny, like he got flashbacks to getting mogged by the mean girls in highschool and that's how she managed to stun lock him again and again.

He got put through a table by a leatherskinned chainsmoking onlyfans whore.

SAD

PATHETIC!

 

[StannisTheMannis]

After yesterday's events, here was a bit of foreshadowing by Aaron's first show after his arrest for 'revenge porn' back in September 2024, where he described how others in his orbit were 'falling the fuck apart' when he went radio silent while on vacation.

Is there a DeLorean factory in Minnesota?

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Compilation of Keanu dunking on the red-faced retard on Twitter, and assorted tweets of Nick sperging out at commentary.

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[Soapmore]

I don't know Aaron or Keanu, but I get the clear impression they are Regular People, which is to say they are not superlative at anything (at least not anything they advertise), they are common sensible and common sensical. I'm sure they have their God-given superlatives--as we all do--but they aren't out there shilling their superhuman traits. I value their inputs accordingly. Keanu, for all my criticism, had the most sensible, the most common sense, the most human takes in that whole struggle session. And I admire her for that.

In contrast, Nick showed what a very small man he is. Nick Rekeita is the smallest man in any room.

 

[StannisTheMannis]

She could have landed some real knockouts if she was a bit smarter.

It's actually a compliment that she isn't 'smarter', i.e. as religiously invested as the rest of them are in this, so their constant pearl-clutching and faux outrage didn't land.

Perfect is the enemy of good. Keanu did good enough to make Nick squirm and rage.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Why o why would Rackety Rackets admit on stream that he thought his wife was going to divorce him and he was going to shack up with April if he did?

Why confirm all this stuff? Balldo Boy is quite scared of those text messages eh.

Watched it all now, Keanu clowned them, but I don't even think she did it intentionally. They had bad facts and she was staying cool as a cucumber. She could have landed some real knockouts if she was a bit smarter.

He admitted to taking rugiet.

He's lost his ability to think before he speaks (or types, even). Everything is just a tard rage, now.

 

[Canard]

I'm gone for night and here is 50 more pages.... Nick just can't help himself...

Too bad that just quitting Internet and getting actual job would be being adult...

 

[newuser131]

I saw a video that dove deep into the downfall of what happened with Nick Rekeita (forget the stream, but I’ll link it if I find it), which featured a clip from early 2022 of Nick basically saying people should be very careful who they marry and strongly advocated for prenups, IIRC. The narrator took that as Nick (who has a trust fund) did NOT make his wife sign a prenup before they got married, but now wanted a divorce,

interesting hypothesis, my only addition is what caused him wanting a divorce was "the worst day of his life". my speculation of that worst day of rekieta's life was kalya telling him, she had an affair. minnesota is a no-fault divorce state. so rekieta was screwed financially even though kalya was at fault.

 

[Soapmore]

I'm gone for night and here is 50 more pages.... Nick just can't help himself...

Too bad that just quitting Internet and getting actual job would be being adult...

Addicts do as addicts do.

 

[daffodils]

Compilation of Keanu dunking on the red-faced retard on Twitter, and assorted tweets of Nick sperging out at commentary.

He just woke up again (3:30AM) to deliver a hot legal take. Openly abusing nitrous on stream is protected by the first amendment.
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[Soapmore]

He just woke up again (3:30AM) to deliver a hot legal take. Openly abusing nitrous on stream is protected by the first amendment.
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Nick's PO is female which I'm sure burns him to no end. Too funny.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCkOqHxCEwM

- Kayla appeared off-screen, on voice. (I'll try to decipher it later if someone doesn't do it sooner.)

Do you have a timestamp? I tried looking for this back then, but couldn't find the interaction. (Feel free to disregard if it seems irrelevant now.)

Rekieta calling himself "fun" "a ton of fun" and so on is a new high of creepiness to me.

He does it again during this instance with his daughter. It's always on his mind and I'm sure he enjoyed his own private double-meaning. "I'm fun, right daughter?...[heh heh I'll say I'm 'fun']"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lX1-5UyjAE

There is a lot of garbled audio of the daughter and Nick's interaction when he picked her up. If someone with good audio capabilities could give it a listen,

I gave this a try. The car ride was pretty long, but the mic was muted for a lot of it. The loser stuff came more from Nick than his daughter, I think. If anything was to prompt it at all, I think Nick was shit-talking his audience during some of the muted sections. I don't know if only Nick could see it or what, but the chat was up on a screen for sure because he responded to it a few times, chiefly trying to zero in on his favorite part of the trial: when the son says that his dad stabbed him.

While gone, he showed a vid of a CHILD TESTIFYING about his father killing his sister and mother.

If it wasn't clear or in mind, this murdering father Ronnie O'Neal is one of the AI Pedotip Voices Nick uses.

(She may have been joking about Nick hitting her, but I can't make out the audio.)

It does sound like this. I wanted to make myself hear the word "mute" instead of "hit" but it's difficult to come to that conclusion. If that is the case instead of SEAN SEAN they say I hit my kids, no your own children say it. (It was in the middle of joking repartee.)

Spoiler: Transcript Attempt

3:54:33
Nick: Hey guys I'm here. Like I said I had to pick up my daughter. She wants to say hi, I don't know. Or something. Whatever (What up?)
Daughter: Hi I don't know or something.
Nick: That, that's wait, that's what you got for me? Hi I don't know or something?
Daughter: Hi.
Nick: Yeah. Anyway. This is the funniest person I've ever met. I'm going to go back to muting the microphone just 'cause I don't want to pick up a bunch of Ambient noise for you guys.

3:57:22
(no lead in context)
Daughter: Expensive
Nick: Oh, what did he just say? Was that the stab line? Did I miss the stabbing line?
Nick: Oh, I didn't miss it, ok good.

4:03:02
Daughter: (end of word cut off as mic comes on)
Nick: Oh no, this is bad. [I think Nick is trying to anticipate the stabbing line, but his timing is off. Either that or he was speeding past a police car.]

4:04:18
Nick (portraying Ronnie O'neal): You didn't mean like I "stabbed you" stabbed you, did you son? You meant like I pretend stabbed you, like with love.
4:04:40
Daughter: I'm really fucking clumsy.

[This is the part that I'm not as sure about, it competes simultaneously with the female judge speaking. Was his daughter really waxing metaphorical like this? If so, I don't think Nick realized just how inaudible it was. Also, he certainly sounds slightly exasperated as he starts off with trying to get her to say it again.]
4:08:22
Nick: Come on girl, I need you to re-say this. I'm unmuted now. Say it again. Tell everybody your wisdom. Remember, my microphone's in my ears.
Daughter: You can pick up my voice by, like lowering it. Alright, it's probably really simple, you're building locally in your own slum.
Nick: Yeah, don't be a loser.
Daughter: Just, like, if you think you're really cool then you're obviously ??? really cool
Nick: Yeah but shouldn't people just, like, be awesome instead of sucking.
Daughter: Yes!
Nick: Exactly.

4:09:01
Nick: Oh they couldn't hear you at all, you're too quiet. She said don't be a loser, losers.
Daughter: That's not what I said, completely.
Nick: It's pretty close, hah, you were like if you're a loser, don't be one, dummy.
Daughter: No, wait, yes.
Nick: Haha, get wrecked.

4:10:28
Nick: I'm a fun guy, I'm a lot of fun.
Daughter: He's not a fun guy.
Nick: Hey wait, don't expose me. I muted you, you get nothing.
Daughter: You'll mute me again.

4:13:52
His daughter says bye with some inside joke.