Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 49 25.1%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 1 0.5%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 64 32.8%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 22 11.3%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 59 30.3%
  • Total voters
    195
I feel like we spend too much time attacking Nick Rekeita, and we should spend some time humanizing him, and mentioning the things we respect about Nick. I'll start...

I respect Nick's commitment to the Krebs Cycle, and his continued support of metabolizing whatever body stores exist into Adenosine Triphosphate and other chemicals, so that his husk of a carcass can fake a performative parent role effecting a persona as one who cares.

Who's next?
 
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AnOminous said:
Nick is a cuck. A cuck always loses.
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A cuck is a cuck, whose wife you can fuck,
And no one's consuming a cuckold's muck,
That is, of course, unless the cuck is the famous Nick Rekieta

Get out of your truck and ask the cuck,
He'll happily watch while his wife will suck,
The cuckold's chair is from where he'll look,
When you're banging Mrs Rekieta
 
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newuser131 said:
interesting hypothesis, my only addition is what caused him wanting a divorce was "the worst day of his life". my speculation of that worst day of rekieta's life was kalya telling him, she had an affair. minnesota is a no-fault divorce state. so rekieta was screwed financially even though kalya was at fault.
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Could be. Nick said on the trainwreck stream tonight that he thought Kayla was going to divorce him and he was devastated and he was gonna be with April if that happened. Then (he said) he stopped sleeping with April once he decided to work on his marriage with Kayla. The question is, why was she going to divorce him? And was he devastated over the divorce because he was sad over Kayla or because he was upset over the thought of her taking half his money, plus the alimony and child support? Something tells me it’s the latter. Because it seems like April and Nick were far more into the polycule than Kayla and Aaron. I get the feeling that Aaron and Kayla were mostly in it because their spouse’s wanted to be, but then, once Aaron bailed, Kayla was done and said enough, either end it or I’m divorcing you. So Nick did what he had to do.

EDIT: did he say a certain day was the worst day of his life?
 
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I gotta say though, Aaron going on vacation was perfectly timed.
He had nothing to do with the chimp-out, he was not even active on social media for the past 2 days.

Never in the world would I have expected that it would be Keanu who manages to trigger the shit out of Nick to a level that he screams incoherently live on air, while huffing Nitrous nearly 20 times (off camera) over the course of two hours.

I will forgive her for being a boring retard the other 364 days of the year.
 
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Gobermental Supervisor said:
I gotta say though, Aaron going on vacation was perfectly timed.
He had nothing to do with the chimp-out, he was not even active on social media for the past 2 days.

Never in the world would I have expected that it would be Keanu who manages to trigger the shit out of Nick to a level that he screams incoherently live on air, while huffing Nitrous nearly 20 times (off camera) over the course of two hours.

I will forgive her for being a boring retard the other 364 days of the year.
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Another win for the TOE!!!!
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
Thing is though, Nick shows no signs of stopping. That fat pedophile and his retard friends are going to tell him that he won that argument and that he should do more and Nick will gladly do so because he has no friends. I don't know what dumb shit he's doing to do but there's a lot of potential. He's this year's villain of the whole competition.
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BMJ ends with prison arc His gas is spent. He's just a smelly turd pile on a shit hill.

Now Idubbbz and his wife? are fucking pathetic, but they don't have to gas to go much further. They're a shit boulder.

Crackets? Crackets is a lil shitball at the tippy top of Shit Mountain and the ball just got knocked down off the top of that mountain of shit. And you know what that tiny shit ball is gonna do? Its gonna rollll and rolll and rolll dunging up more shit as it goes, getting bigger, faster, meaner, shittier. As it gathers size and momentum more shits gonna join in and before you know it... There's a rumbling... a rumbling of shit. And its gonna turn into a full on Shitvalanche.

And that BossmanJack turd pile and the Idubbbz shit boulder are in his path. He's gonna rolllllll on over them with his surge of shit and pull them along in his growing Shitvalanche. And that Shitvalanche is heading STRAIGHT FOR THE TOWN at the bottom of the mountain. And the name of that town? The Julays 2025. HE'S A COMIN. THE SHITVALANCHE IS COMIN FOR HIS JULAY.
 
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was watching the clip with nick and keanu
this fucking guy is such a balldowashing superfaggot its unbelievable.
and nick is trying to blame that keanu girl for saying april was living in the house next door and pretending to be all hurt by it.
this shit is crazy, all these faggots are such contemptuous liars and fakes, it's so blatant. Screenshot 2025-05-24 052048.webp
"keanu! how could you reveal april was living in my balldo bunker! how could you do this to me!!!"
are people supposed to be sympathetic to this?
 
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Kipersonapiscesotter said:
Why o why would Rackety Rackets admit on stream that he thought his wife was going to divorce him and he was going to shack up with April if he did?
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Because he wanted to cover for the fact that he was telling April that he was going to divorce his wife.

Word might get back to Kayla or her family who might be able to kick her ass back to reality.

Nick was telling Kayla and April two different things in private during their time together.... (has it really ended?)

Kipersonapiscesotter said:
Why confirm all this stuff? Balldo Boy is quite scared of those text messages eh.
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If Keanu has damning text messages then Nick needs to manage his lies. If he is going to get called straight out for a lie, it is better to admit a truthy version in front of Keanu than to constantly get owned for being a liar.

You notice Nick was going hard on Keanu to find out when she last spoke to April. Nick needed to know how much information her texts could have had, and when he can start lying in full again because Keanu can't prove otherwise.
 
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MunsterCheeseJr said:
Because he wanted to cover for the fact that he was telling April that he was going to divorce his wife.

Word might get back to Kayla or her family who might be able to kick her ass back to reality.

Nick was telling Kayla and April two different things in private during their time together.... (has it really ended?)


If Keanu has damning text messages then Nick needs to manage his lies. If he is going to get called straight out for a lie, it is better to admit a truthy version in front of Keanu than to constantly get owned for being a liar.

You notice Nick was going hard on Keanu to find out when she last spoke to April. Nick needed to know how much information her texts could have had, and when he can start lying in full again because Keanu can't prove otherwise.
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Very good theory.

It seems Nick originally tried to keep the threesome going, but when Kayla rejected and April eyed a promotion, he was trying to play a balancing act some months after until something came to a head. Isn't that gonna be Kayla, April or his parents? No idea. Quite interesting that he said April was staying in his parents house through January, so they likely stepped in.

The remaining April and Nick act is still unknown. Is Lord Balldo keeping her close by in hopes of getting the polycule going, or as a backup? Or did April genuinely decide to remain in a town she had no connections to and did she really get a new boyfriend?

I'm not sure. Nick is butthurt. Yet....that April situation remains clouded.

At some point, if they did part badly, April is gonna say something.
 
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