Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[GaryGray]

Nick has become a weird mix of Dennis from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, all the way down to screaming, "You dumb bitch!" every time he gets upset at a woman. As well as Ethan Ralph with his constant drug abuse and trust no bish logic.
The NICK system for talking to women:
N - Never keep the facts straight
I - Instantly get upset
C - Call them a dumb bitch
K - Kick back and do a whippet

 

[spacko]

based off the speed of the last 100 pages, according to my calculations, the next KC rekieta segment will be 28 hours 32 minutes long. congratulations nick

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Nick is on X engaging with Kiki.
https://x.com/RekietaLaw
@RekietaLaw
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Holy shit. You are catastrophically dumb.
. https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1926146513853349939

Someone linked this on Sean's stream:

https://x.com/memecopium/status/1926123329510899916?s=61

Archive your shite and post thumbnailed screenshot. Links and unarchived video is useless if they DFE.

I would not be surprised if somebody has already sent this to the probation department and told them he is obviously doing whippits!

No, that is gay and retarded. Stop insinuating someone should touch the cow. Cut out the tagging only cows and cow-adjacent personalities in the thread too.

Kayla is a retard for allowing this yelling and the abuse of whippets to go on in the same home as her kids. She's equally worthless. I've known women who've kicked men out and worked multiple jobs to take care of they keedz.

That would require a woman strong of spine and character.

 

[Thunderous Lightning]

It would be fitting for Nick to have to get tested over the weekend, having been destroyed by Keanu last night, maybe he has a little pick me up that comes up in his pee tests?

One can but hope. What a douche he is to the core.

 

[northstar747]

I m gonna ask the people here a question.

Alot of farms have what I call a rose tented glasses regarding family and marriage, which I can see as reaction to shit that degenerates create.

Wouldnt you guys agree that the best thing for the rekitas is divorce? Kayla needs therapy, nick needs to go do what he thinks he wants, and if the shit we say on stream is even a 1/10 of what he does with his family, he needs to go.

I think someone said that nick would do self hard to black mail kalya like bang his head in the wall etc

 

[bookers]

I still cant decipher how this is some sort of own in his mind

 

[Melty Butter]

This is like an entire years worth of content for Meme Copium, it’s insane.

WHERE IS HE???!!!! I needed him this morning.

Hey, Meme, get your ass out of whatever nip bar you're in and fire up a stream.

 

[genericwhitemale]

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I still cant decipher how this is some sort of own in his mind

I think he's implying Geno beats her?

 

[Thunderous Lightning]

I m gonna ask the people here a question.

Alot of farms have what I call a rose tented glasses regarding family and marriage, which I can see as reaction to shit that degenerates create.

Wouldnt you guys agree that the best thing for the rekitas is divorce? Kayla needs therapy, nick needs to go do what he thinks he wants, and if the shit we say on stream is even a 1/10 of what he does with his family, he needs to go.

I think someone said that nick would do self hard to black mail kalya like bang his head in the wall etc

Their marriage is broken beyond repair. There is no relationship or love there anymore. Was going downhill before the swinging. The question is, if your life was easy and you had guaranteed money coming to you every month from the trust fund for you and the keeeds, would you walk away from an easy life to a life of single parenting and hardship so easily?

Maybe she's just riding it out so he spirals and gets locked up for a long stretch. Maybe she just can't be bothered. Maybe she's happy to just abuse her meds and lay in bed all day. Or maybe he's controlled her so badly that she feels there's no escape?

Probably one of the above.

 

[Phil Leotardo]

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I still cant decipher how this is some sort of own in his mind

I'm not quite fluent in retard, but I think he's suggesting she abuses coke too

So he's basically at a "takes one to know one!" level of insult here

 

[General Disarray]

Bearing even has a take on this.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

This is a hilarious example of Nick's argument about Pedotips.gg falling apart.
He claimed no one could possibly mistake the AI for a real person, yet he ends up getting tricked by it himself.

Add to this his clip from the Read trial responding to someone asking for a Johnny Depp voice and Nick replying that there would be 'copyright issues'.

He already knows that there are legal issues that he is denying, and he does not want to attract someone who can actually sue him.

I'd like to remind people that two more weeks is a /pol/ meme and doesn't exactly mean the Bodycam footage arrives in two weeks.
(Though I would be happily proven wrong.)

I trust the plan.

Jesus Christ, the amount of shit Rekieta admits to in this slap fight is incredible lmao.

Standouts to me:

He never once pushed back on the claim he'd go over and fuck April while Kayla was out at the store.

Kayla was seriously considering divorcing him at some point during all of this, and he seemed more than ready to make April Wife Numero Uno in exchange.

Funniest and also most insane is that April stayed with his fucking parents after the heat started building. Not that there needed to be much more proof that he's a coddled fucking retard with enabling, rich parents, but goddamn.

Your son is in a spiral, his marriage which has given you five fucking grandchildren is on the verge of complete collapse, and you let your son's coke whore second woman stay with you?
The sheer, unending fumbling of what should have been the easiest and mostly laid-back W of a Life on this Earth is insane.

Adding to the list:

- Nick taught April to do coke, molly, and nitrous

- Nick missed a drug test, but will not admit that he blamed April for it

- April talked to Keanu until November 2024 and texted until January 2025 when Nick thought that they broke off contact in October 2023

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Archive. Your. Shite!

Someone else ITT posted the longer exchange with archive, but that is no excuse.

EDIT: Updated years.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Their marriage is broken beyond repair. There is no relationship or love there anymore. Was going downhill before the swinging. The question is, if your life was easy and you had guaranteed money coming to you every month from the trust fund for you and the keeeds, would you walk away from an easy life to a life of single parenting and hardship so easily?

Maybe she's just riding it out so he spirals and gets locked up for a long stretch. Maybe she just can't be bothered. Maybe she's happy to just abuse her meds and lay in bed all day. Or maybe he's controlled her so badly that she feels there's no escape?

Probably one of the above.

She has an escape. She has a hero waiting in the wings for her. Fapcop!

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

Onion is such a fat retard he can't even do a 5 v. 1 dogpile properly against an 80 IQ thot. Nick found his people.

I think we finally found a format where Keanu is successful.
Keanu is no good:
* By herself
* with her husband/mother
* on a panel of women (Chrissie Mayer's show)

But when you surround her with a bunch of degenerate morons, she comes out swinging and can take them all on.

It makes sense when you think about it. Keanu loves the drama. She can't get enough of it. And the former New York Only Fans Whore knows how to verbally scrap. She needs to play to her strength.

 

[Not Even Twice]

It'll take me a day or more to catch up to this thread, thank you, Nick!
I will say though, not having watched any of this yet, reading the comments on Melton's video is kinda crazy when comparing to the comments on elb or even to some extend Stallyn19 videos. It's like people watched 2 completely different videos.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I hope Kayla and the entire extended family sees his behavior for what it is and bail on him.
Nick is a forever damaged addict who will fall back into the bottle the second he gets the chance.

They should get the kids away from him and cut ties until he has gone through proper rehab and gets his life straight again.

 

[northstar747]

Your son is in a spiral, his marriage which has given you five fucking grandchildren is on the verge of complete collapse, and you let your son's coke whore second woman stay with you?

its tracks because there is drugs and criminal charges scorn the woman and she spills the tea so yeah make her happy and keep her quit.

 

[kurosawa]

Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.

Smooth Brainium
Skelly, are you ok?
So, Skelly are you ok?
Are you ok, Skelly?
You've been hit by,
You've been hit by,
A smooth brainium.​

I might be having some type of issue uploading clips/or encoding them, even when I preview its just 8-10 seconds of freeze frame but the audio still works so I'll give it a try with one.

Closing Eloquence - in this clip we see Whippetkieta summarize the most eloquent points he has against the evil Keanu, she's a horrible Internet along with IRL fwen and runs a podcast with an old man, mother, something. Then the venerable host of the show cuts when he realizes this is getting into dangerous territory. This was a mistake as the speech was getting into territory worthy of Demosthenes.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

I think we finally found a format where Keanu is successful.
Keanu is no good:
* By herself
* with her husband/mother
* on a panel of women (Chrissie Mayer's show)

But when you surround her with a bunch of degenerate morons, she comes out swinging and can take them all on.

It makes sense when you think about it. Keanu loves the drama. She can't get enough of it. And the former New York Only Fans Whore knows how to verbally scrap. She needs to play to her strength.

I would make a joke about Keanu "taking five men at once", but that would require a disgustingly loose definition of "men."

 

[Thunderous Lightning]

I hope Kayla and the entire extended family sees his behavior for what it is and bail on him.
Nick is a forever damaged addict who will fall back into the bottle the second he gets the chance.

They should get the kids away from him and cut ties until he has gone through proper rehab and gets his life straight again.

There's no good ending for Nick in any scenario. Last night he admitted that his life was crumbling around him. This is not a man in control of himself, his family, his home, his decisions or his life path.

He's hanging on to the ledge with those unclipped long dirty fingernails. Whilst everyone with any amount of intelligence is stomping on his hand shouting to him to let go.

This story is almost complete. But how will it end?