Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Oxyjen]

I think we finally found a format where Keanu is successful.
Keanu is no good:
* By herself
* with her husband/mother
* on a panel of women (Chrissie Mayer's show)

I said it before but I stand by it, she also did pretty well on STMS. The topics are retard drama based where she is most in her element, there’s a less scatty host to move things along, and she can roll with the abuse from chat better than many.

Calling out lolcows to their face and making it stick is a definite talent though.

 

[Owlbear]

The high of a whippet:
The high you can chase with a whippet is a very specific one. Because you can have the “going towards the light”-moment of dying. Lack of oxygen will do that for you.

And that high can be summarized as going as far to “the light” as you dare. You slowly relax every muscle and let your mind fall into the dark pit towards the light. It’s about forcing your body to stop and relax and do a trust fall. It’s about control. At an existential psychological level.

I'm just going to point out that this is the same reason why people who enjoy being choked during sex like it. We must conclude that Nick Rekieta is a bottom who likes being choked during sex.

I'm not quite fluent in retard, but I think he's suggesting she abuses coke too

So he's basically at a "takes one to know one!" level of insult here

This is the big "own" Nick went for several times. At one point during the MAPton stream he very pointedly asked Keanu if she had been clean since 2015. It sounds like they either may have done drugs together or otherwise he heard some rumor about Keanu doing drugs. It's exceedingly likely that a whore like her would.

Nick seems to really think "no you" is a good comeback. You and Keanu both did coke. You are both drug-addled sex pests. Keanu has approximately no charisma, but she seems to be good at shouting matches with 60-IQ morons. Despite the sweetness of this spergout, it's impossible to listen to over the sound of MAPton and the other retarded chimps on this stream hollering at Keanu.

Closing Eloquence - in this clip we see Whippetkieta summarize the most eloquent points he has against the evil Keanu, she's a horrible Internet along with IRL fwen and runs a podcast with an old man, mother, something. Then the venerable host of the show cuts when he realizes this is getting into dangerous territory. This was a mistake as the speech was getting into territory worthy of Demosthenes.

Nick clearly isn't over April, but it sounds increasingly like April is over Nick. That would mean this polyamorous faggot now has no men and nobody other than his worn-out, used-up old wife. I can see why he's seething. I can only assume that MNPR is partly responsible for that happening by revealing the location of her whore shed. If Chaney is MNPR, it all fits.

I wonder how much of his daughter's stories about "the Nanny gave me booze and energy drinks" (if that's really what happened) was about April and not about Chaney. The timing would line up as an attempt to console Nick if April, who was "the nanny" for a while, really did dump him. Enjoy the bodycam footage, Nick!

 

[PrestonHolt]

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I still cant decipher how this is some sort of own in his mind

He's probably referring to her ex who abused her, in his mind reminding woman of abuse and making her cry is a W, he's that big of the scumbag, "I might bleed because of cocaine, but you bleed when your ex abused you, takie this incel whore".

 

[AI Generated User]

Adding to the list:

- Nick taught April to do coke, molly, and nitrous

- Nick missed a drug test, but will not admit that he blamed April for it

- April talked to Keanu until November 2023 and texted until January 2024 when Nick thought that they broke off contact in October 2023

I think you meant November of 2024 and January of 2025....right?

Keanu mentioned talking to April when she lived in the "side house" and that was in 2024 correct?

 

[MetalGear - E-Hero Neos]

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As a person that's seen real people abuse whippets as a typer of "upper" they do sound like Xbox Gay black Stalker child trying to diss you.
My god his voice in this worse then Mald "Deepthroat" training .... he can't even think to hide the genuinely only tell anyone can have.

Spoiler: My Theory how he did 15 whippets and didn't collapse

Use a balloon. The gas is about minus 40 degrees F. So, when you inhale it directly from a canister, it can cause frostbite on your lips, nose, or throat. It's also under a lot of pressure, which can harm your lungs. Put the nitrous oxide into a balloon first and then inhale it. This creates a normal temperature and pressure level.
Take breaks. Don't use several whippets in a row without taking breaths in between. Lack of oxygen can cause hypoxia, which can damage your brain and body. Slow down and breathe between "hits."

https://www.noscrackers.com/

 

[Owlbear]

It's the balldo himself who is the center of all the degeneracy in his life. He's the one who gets the crack whore to start doing crack. He's the one who takes his wife to Hedonism II to watch her get fucked by a train of black men. He's the one who made plans to divorce Kayla for April. He's the one who put on the balldo and the sonichu medallion, presumably at the same time. Everything in Nick Rekieta's life is his own fault, and now there's nobody left to blame.

 

[Nova902]

Ooh, jealous much? You could have gone on PAS when he was a guest and torn him down ages ago, but ya didn’t.

Deserved Keanu W.

Keanu married Geno a Jew larping as a a Comedian ( now Chinese trash can salesman ) Who is completely unemployable and a ragging homosexual. She is a trust fund baby funded just like Nick is.
Her only "win" was constantly playing the domestic violence victim everyday when she gets cornered on her lies or pathetic life. PAS are just 2 Keanus with kids

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I think he's implying Geno beats her?

No he's trying to dig at her for using coke. She did it in college (grad 2015) & he was obsessively trying to get her to say she's done it since as well. To what end? None. No one cares either way and it has nothing to do with anything. ...AND she's not the one who blew up their life and family over it over 40 with 5 kids, so him trying to make something of it is pointless and stupid (par for the course).

He is TERRIBLE at this. Really terrible. Which tickles me to no end, because it's the thing he thinks he is better at than anyone else in the world. And he's so so so BAD at it.

 

[Nova902]

I think we finally found a format where Keanu is successful.
Keanu is no good:
* By herself
* with her husband/mother
* on a panel of women (Chrissie Mayer's show)

But when you surround her with a bunch of degenerate morons, she comes out swinging and can take them all on.

It makes sense when you think about it. Keanu loves the drama. She can't get enough of it. And the former New York Only Fans Whore knows how to verbally scrap. She needs to play to her strength.

Jersey Shore look a strength?

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I think you meant November of 2024 and January of 2025....right?

Keanu mentioned talking to April when she lived in the "side house" and that was in 2024 correct

I think you are correct. I will update the post.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I hope Kayla and the entire extended family sees his behavior for what it is and bail on him.
Nick is a forever damaged addict who will fall back into the bottle the second he gets the chance.

They should get the kids away from him and cut ties until he has gone through proper rehab and gets his life straight again.

I suspect that Kayla, at least, very deliberately and specifically avoids knowing or seeing any of this. Bc then she'd have to face what a sham her marriage is, what a complete piece of trash her husband is, and what a terminally weak person she is.

 

[Pelican Bones]

Nick, you simply aren't allowed to get mad over what we say about Our Wife.

 

[Encouraged Spaces]

I wonder if Nick regrets that stream, or if he's delusional enough to think he "won" whatever that was supposed to be. I have a feeling that Nick is NOT enjoying this long weekend so far! I guess every weekend is a long one when you're an unemployed dry drunk.

I also wonder how many people woke up in his house early this morning from him slamming his head against the wall and screaming. Maybe they've learned to sleep through it at this point.

Happy Anniversary, Nick! Congrats on 9k! You've changed so much this past year. We look forward to one or two more.

 

[AltisticRight]

So Keanu dominated 4 bitchy whingey scrotes and some pet red tellytubby they brought on? Five on one?
The Dabbleverse is literally useless. FIVE PEOPLE can't take on one woman with the IQ of a fucking Dollar Tree price tag.
What a bunch of pathetic dipshits. Fat nonce melt and his brown pet sheep shagger moody should both fucking kill themselves. They kept interrupting, eat a bullet. They're balldo defences are so fucking retarded. Keanu was asking when the skeleton got permission to release those text messages, he couldn't even answer that yet it wasn't okay for her to read some text messages.

Listen closely at 8:50.
>You took someone I loved and you shredded them to the fucking room... or something
Love, HUH nick, HUH???

So you really like April, you also really like your wife.
You also love your wife, and sometimes people forget to like someone despite loving them.
Huh?
Now you admitted to loving April.
SO WHICH ONE IS IT?
Why don't you just literally kill yourself?

April’s arrest according to Nick

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Calling the lead detective a fucking retard and accusing him of violating fleshlight's 5th amendment rights.
Cool. Let's see the bodycam footage and interrogation.

When is he not eating good?

Potato chips aisle. That's before he leaves the store.

Because it looks like this after he leaves.

Misc seething and kino. It ain’t easy clipping on a phone.
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>I talked to her for months after
Right, caught in another lie.
Was this skelly trying to yell at an AI? He now can't differentiate between AI and the real person, while calling another person a retard.
>April went to your parents' house
Right, mummy and daddy Rekieta was covering for his side piece. The entire family is grime and gross. May God smite them all down.

Child dosing cuck.

 

[Owlbear]

I wonder if Nick regrets that stream, or if he's delusional enough to think he "won" whatever that was supposed to be. I have a feeling that Nick is NOT enjoying this long weekend so far! I guess every weekend is a long one when you're an unemployed dry drunk.

Nick definitely thinks he "won" that stream. He set the record straight on Keanu's degeneracy and defended his whore April. For the next 48 hours, he's going to be tweeting up a storm about this. Ever since his "interview" with the guy who huffs Keffals farts, this is exactly how Nick Rekieta "wins" arguments.

In PPP voice: 9000 PAGES OF PURE UNADULTERATED BALLDO FILLED DEGENERACY

 

[Super Hot Dog]

I never expected Keanu of all people to pull this off. Nick spent the entire time shrieking like a bitch while she just sat there like the smug cat in that stupid meme and was just a rock. The clips are going to be coming for days.

If you've dealt with one narc you've dealt with most of 'em. This is just bog standard behavior.

 

[Canard]

9000 pages and we do not even have body cam footage yet... And there is lot left in year...

I am sure Nick might be able to screw this year up even more royally...

 

[Shagedan]

Nick is the most pathetic, friendless bitch on planet Earth. The Dabbleverse keeps him around to laugh at his antics and milk him for content, and he’s willing to get bullied like the weird kid in high school as long as they affirm his retarded self-image as AIDS Dick Masterson. They’re going to be making him eat worms in a month and he’s going to gobble them down with a cope laugh while his stinky, unfed children pine for the days when their real father, Aaron Imholte, would feed them spaghetti-o’s without being high on laughing gas.

Imagine being DSP and your PPP is a greasy pedophile. SAD!

 

[Sneed Force One]

Congratulations Nick on page 9000
Here's to page 18000 and beyond!

 

[Philly Phunk Machine]

Happy 9000 boys!