Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Whistlin' Crustacean]

Hey Nicky. Heeeey. You retarded druggie non-practicing cuck. Remember when you pretended to like Dragonball for weeb points for a couple years?

IT'S OVER 9000!​

Here's to a steady increase in your power level! I'll be drinking a nice, light, almost fruity Highland single malt in your honour, because you legally can't and that fills me with deep and pleasing schadenfreude.

 

[Potentially Criminal]

If his PO sees this and doesn't do a canister check that sameday, Nick can't say a single thing about the government conspiring against him ever again. It's so obvious that it has become a running joke that he abuses nitrous and no one really cares to argue otherwise because he very clearly is.

The PO is out enjoying a 3 day weekend like everyone else in America

 

[AI Generated User]

I never expected Keanu of all people to pull this off. Nick spent the entire time shrieking like a bitch while she just sat there like the smug cat in that stupid meme and was just a rock. The clips are going to be coming for days.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

I think she's terrified. That display of rage and gaslighting was some of the most egregious terror-inducing behavior I've only ever seen in fiction. And I'm pretty tough. Keanu too (who knew?).

Can you imagine living with that when you're a rural evangelical MN girl?

I know this is a Reddit-tier comment, but I can imagine that Kayla is just the walking dead of trauma.

And of course, she has choices, but we all know Nick would get in her face and screech "I WILL FUCKING DESTROY YOU, YOU DUMB FUCKING CUNT. JUST TRY IT!"

Bruh she’s been to Hedo 2. How you gonna keep em down at the farm once they’ve seen Karl Hungus?

These are just methbillies that inerhited a mountaintop trailer and sold it to the coal industry.

 

[Owlbear]

Some tweets "dunking" on Keanu and Geno:

Imagine Rekieta calling these people as witnesses to confirm that they got Kayla's nudes. If Aaron hadn't settled, one KNU would have been $0.

It looks like he (or someone who knows better than him) may have briefly privated his twitter while doing some editing, but it came back and has been back and forth between "@RekietaLaw hasn't posted" and his spergout about Keanu. Hard to tell if this is Rekieta or if this is something fucking up at Twitter:

EDIT: Twitter was sperging out, as usual. I don't know why anyone still uses it.

 

[AltisticRight]

This story is almost complete. But how will it end?

Like this:

It looks like he (or someone who knows better than him) may have briefly privated his twitter while doing some editing, but it came back and has been back and forth between "@RekietaLaw hasn't posted" and his spergout about Keanu. Hard to tell if this is Rekieta or if this is something fucking up at Twitter:

I'm pretty sure it's just Twitter fucking up. I checked three profiles, it says retry at first and when you click on the button, it says they haven't posted.
Despite posting a few minutes ago.

 

[Nate Dingus]

A year ago, Nick was trying to find $50k in a hurry so he didn't have to spend the long weekend in jail and could immediately go back to drinking. Good times.

 

[Vibralldo]

It's over 9000!

Correct, except Chris Chan. But I would say getting mad at parents for not talking about bedroom activities when he was a child was suspicious. Very sus.

The way he was just admitting to random shit tonight without prompting like how Kayla was about to divorce him was 100% Chris Chan's true and honest content

Also him being upset his parents didn't detail their sex lives is Chris Chan esque

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I think she's terrified. That display of rage and gaslighting was some of the most egregious terror-inducing behavior I've only ever seen in fiction. And I'm pretty tough. Keanu too (who knew?).

Can you imagine living with that when you're a rural evangelical MN girl?

I know this is a Reddit-tier comment, but I can imagine that Kayla is just the walking dead of trauma.

And of course, she has choices, but we all know Nick would get in her face and screech "I WILL FUCKING DESTROY YOU, YOU DUMB FUCKING CUNT. JUST TRY IT!"

Bruh she’s been to Hedo 2. How you gonna keep em down at the farm once they’ve seen Karl Hungus?

I will not derail too much to speak about Kayla when she has her own thread, but based on everything I know about her, she grew up in a fair to moderately strict Evangelical religious family that was broken. Her mother re-married, and the step-father Sletta seems to be a very good man--however, that trauma seems to have stuck with her. If I had to guess, there was a lot of pathos for the Woltjet/Sletta family, and that translated to allowances made for the children--more so than usual.

Kayla always struck me as the 'good girl' who strayed from the path due to liking for the 'bad boys'. Before the arrest and drugs, she enjoyed the 'love and Jesus' focus of the church, but now she is experiencing the judgement of the community for the first time. She kept up the act for her religious family and now has no idea how to deal with the backlash because she has been hiding her darker interests for a while.

 

[Vibralldo]

Some tweets "dunking" on Keanu and Geno:
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Imagine Rekieta calling these people as witnesses to confirm that they got Kayla's nudes. If Aaron hadn't settled, one KNU would have been $0.

It looks like he (or someone who knows better than him) may have briefly privated his twitter while doing some editing, but it came back and has been back and forth between "@RekietaLaw hasn't posted" and his spergout about Keanu. Hard to tell if this is Rekieta or if this is something fucking up at Twitter:

EDIT: Twitter was sperging out, as usual. I don't know why anyone still uses it.

Nick really is a pathetic, spiteful little faggot

Whenever anyone embarrasses him (Kurt, Sean, now Keanu) he dedicates every waking hour to try and bully them

Also, Keanu's right, April deserved to get hit harder because she's a degenerate, homewrecking coke whore.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Some tweets "dunking" on Keanu and Geno:

If you can post a screenshot, you can archive it.

 

[CompaqOperator]

The best is yet to come.
Someone is gonna put together some kino clips and man is it going to be worth it.

I hope someone gets the
"He's a lawyer!"
"He WAS a lawyer!" with a zoom in on Nick's face.

They need to add the jingle from curb your enthusiasm to it

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

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Get your scouters ready.

Well shit, I just learned the TMI sticker is a scouter. This whole time I thought it was a seatbelt or something. Anyways WE'RE OFFICIALLY OVER 9000!!!!

 

[Nova902]

Like this:

I'm pretty sure it's just Twitter fucking up. I checked three profiles, it says retry at first and when you click on the button, it says they haven't posted.
Despite posting a few minutes ago.

https://www.calendarr.com/united-states/countdown/1-aug/ 68 days 16 hours 15 mins 16 seconds as of right now. 0/80 hours of community service completed.

 

[Can of Spam]

Do you hear that Nick? It's the corn. It yearns for the harvest this year.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I think she's terrified. That display of rage and gaslighting was some of the most egregious terror-inducing behavior I've only ever seen in fiction. And I'm pretty tough. Keanu too (who knew?).

Hard to take him seriously. He’s just a rage twig. All his shouts and antics were just him trying to intimidate and establish he’s in control of the situation which was why Keanu’s cool demeanor made him more angry and retarded because it wasn’t working.

What we saw on stream is probably the same Nick that made Aaron grab a bat. If I was on the receiving end I’d probably just laugh at him. But if I was Kayla and lived with that I can see why she’s always zonked out on pills with rage twig lurking

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

It's over 9000!

The way he was just admitting to random shit tonight without prompting like how Kayla was about to divorce him was 100% Chris Chan's true and honest content

I think it's because he knew Keanu had the messages. That is probably why he wanted to know the last message, so he could figure out when he could lie from.

 

[waffle]

I just learned the TMI sticker is a scouter.

It was originally referred to as "power leveling" as in failing to hide your (autism) power level.

I really wanna know how soundproof Nick's stream room is, or if he keeps his kids up all night with his screaming tirades. Isn't it known they all sleep downstairs?

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

Closing Eloquence - in this clip we see Whippetkieta summarize the most eloquent points he has against the evil Keanu, she's a horrible Internet along with IRL fwen and runs a podcast with an old man, mother, something. Then the venerable host of the show cuts when he realizes this is getting into dangerous territory. This was a mistake as the speech was getting into territory worthy of Demosthenes.

In that clip Nicky has the same energy of a toddler who had his toy taken away during class and didn't get it back at recess.
The combination of drug abuse and narcissistic injury forced him to regress back to when his teacher took his transformers. Utterly pitiable display, if he wasn't such a PoS.

 

[Super Hot Dog]

Hard to take him seriously. He’s just a rage twig. All his shouts and antics were just him trying to intimidate and establish he’s in control of the situation which was why Keanu’s cool demeanor made him more angry and retarded because it wasn’t working.

What we saw on stream is probably the same Nick that made Aaron grab a bat. If I was on the receiving end I’d probably just laugh at him. But if I was Kayla and lived with that I can see why she’s always zonked out on pills with rage twig lurking

As a fully grown adult I'd agree with you, but for his kids that shit is probably terrifying since he towers over basically everyone in his family, even if he is spindly shit twig. I'm glad life is giving his behavior the reward it deserves.

He can't cope with not getting his way, not being validated, and not being liked. Kiki was the perfect counter to his BS and spun him up good for everyone to see.