Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[KiwiChud]

 

[NostalgicJam]

Catching up on yesterdays stream but i damn near pissed myself when he started hollering at the keanu AI like fuckin ralph. Damn that was some funny shit lmao.

 

[not william stenchever]

>over 9000 pages of unadulterated obsession with a lawyer that can't even practice law anymore
not even the shiwi is this autistic

Look what the it takes the shiwi to mimic a fraction of our wife power. And you haven't seen anything yet, just wait until the bodycam footage drops.

 

[Sneed Force One]

>over 9000 pages of unadulterated obsession with a lawyer that can't even practice law anymore
not even the shiwi is this autistic

 

[Neetness]

Imagine being Nick's family and hearing him scream for hours about April in his bunker, only stopping to do galaxy gas. I hope doesn't own a bowflex.

 

[Soapmore]

Everything has been a woman's fault to Nick ever since the teacher took the transformer toy.

He should graduate to spraying brake cleaner on a rag or sniffing PVC glue. "Officer I had a lot of automotive work and plumbing to do"

Nick Rekeita, Lacquer Head

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY7jSesdxl0

Laquer Head knows but one desire, Lacquer Head sets his skull on fire

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Apparently Nick always debates people in good faith ... according to himself.
Nick is really showing what his normal attitude towards women is.
I have zero doubts this piece of shit would look the other way when Melton visits.


[Archive]

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

I loved how quickly Nick (FINALLY) shut up about her last text & then phone calls with April, when it wasn't "October 27th," as he prissily pronounced a half-dozen times. He did try a half-hearted "well, incoming or outgoing, and for how long?" on the phone calls but dropped dead when she said 3 minutes.

Yeah… now that I’m watching this again, it’s oddly suspicious how certain he was about the last message being on October 27th—and how utterly flabbergasted he looked when that turned out to be wrong. He confidently claims, “She [April] told me every day she talked to you [Keanu]. I have the text messages.”

Now, while it’s painfully clear that Rekieta isn’t exactly a connoisseur of healthy relationship dynamics, tracking who your mistress—or wife—is speaking to on a daily basis doesn’t scream emotional security. It reads more like controlling behavior rooted in a deep lack of trust.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Yeah… now that I’m watching this again, it’s oddly suspicious how certain he was about the last message being on October 27th—and how utterly flabbergasted he looked when that turned out to be wrong. He confidently claims, “She [April] told me every day she talked to you [Keanu]. I have the text messages.”

Now, while it’s painfully clear that Rekieta isn’t exactly a connoisseur of healthy relationship dynamics, tracking who your mistress—or wife—is speaking to on a daily basis doesn’t scream emotional security. It reads more like controlling behavior rooted in a deep lack of trust.

It's interesting how he specifically knows the exact date of Keanu's last interaction with April. Seems to me like he regularly accessed her phone.

IIRC, Immediately before the Keanu v Nick bitch fight, Nick said he had all of their texts but didn't have permission to release them.

Why do you even have this Nick?
I understand the Qover chat, and your chats with Aaron. But why do you have a copy of conversation between two entirely third parties?

 

[Ah ha']

What is Nick going to do when the bodycam footage of his disgusting hovel drops and all his "friends" start clowning on him for content? Who will he turn to after he has to turn on these guys due to his rampant narcissism and inability to take an L for any reason? He already has to drip feed them things for them to make fun of him for like those awful selfies, dancing like a monkey to the tune of his chomo master's organ grinder.

Obviously he will turn to Aaron, and pretend they are friends as well. After all friendship with Rekieta is one sided he decides who is his friend in his mind.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

It's both. She seriously doesn't get flustered, but her lack of intelligence held her back.

Keanu may not have been the most intellectually formidable person in the room, but she was arguably the most socially intelligent on that stream. While others got lost in the weeds—chasing minutiae, looking for "gotchas," and nitpicking contradictions—Keanu kept her eye on the bigger picture. In fact, she often turned her own lack of understanding into a strategic advantage. And to her credit, she maintained her composure for most of it—especially when compared to beetroot Nick.

 

[FuhrerMustang]

Keanu may not have been the most intellectually formidable person in the room, but she was arguably the most socially intelligent on that stream. While others got lost in the weeds—chasing minutiae, looking for "gotchas," and nitpicking contradictions—Keanu kept her eye on the bigger picture. In fact, she often turned her own lack of understanding into a strategic advantage. And to her credit, she maintained her composure for most of it—especially when compared to beetroot Nick.

She's a ditz but she's still a woman. She knows how to do the social stuff. It's why autistic women aren't real.

 

[Vibralldo]

"I am not mentally disturbed, you are!"
Nick has become the Melty-Monster.
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[Archive]

Nick thinks that despite everyone immediately noticing the swinging, the hedonism vacation. the cocaine, the drugs during probation, the lying about still seeing April, etc. no one can tell he's doing whippits despite him clearly turning the camera off for a minute then coming back on with deep nitrous voice

 

[AnOminous]

Keanu made Nick seethe so hard that he used 16 times

She's a fucking legend

Keanu wins by doing absolutely nothing.

 

[WEEKEND]

I'm pretty surprised at how manic Nick is lately. Sure he's still getting blasted out of mind on something and I know he's not the type of guy to ever learn a lesion but I thought he's be keeping his head a lot lower. I'm starting to get the feeling the Rekieta story is heading for a darker ending than any of us could imagine. I'll be relieved if it's just prison time.

 

[Ollie Beach]

April lived with Nicks parents once he put the house up for sale.

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[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Keanu may not have been the most intellectually formidable person in the room, but she was arguably the most socially intelligent on that stream. While others got lost in the weeds—chasing minutiae, looking for "gotchas," and nitpicking contradictions—Keanu kept her eye on the bigger picture. In fact, she often turned her own lack of understanding into a strategic advantage. And to her credit, she maintained her composure for most of it—especially when compared to beetroot Nick.

I agree she came out on top, but when I look at the micro encounters, her opposition largely handed her the win. She had her messages. Nick knew that. She had more than he thought and stayed cool.

It's like with Aaron. The guy is a fucking retard, but his alogs are next level.

 

[James done did it]

Catching up on yesterdays stream but i damn near pissed myself when he started hollering at the keanu AI like fuckin ralph. Damn that was some funny shit lmao.

I think we may be approaching or possibly even at the point where their IQs have intersected. His decline over the last 2 years has been even sharper than Ralph's though Ralph started from a lower base. The Ralph x JF clip they played on the casino last night really reminded me just how far Ralph has fallen though.

It also felt like it ties back in to rackets because JF has the same "I am le smarter than you" delusion despite the mounting evidence that they're both idiots that will eventually end up in prison due to being unable to keep their mouths shut.

 

[Gangster Baby]

Melton's brown boy's thoughts on how things went:

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This faggot actually thought that stream was some sort of attempt to reach an understanding with Keanu. At least MAPton and Keanu were seemingly aware that the point of the stream was just to have a classic IBS tard rage session (though MAPton really should have just shut his mouth and watched the sparks fly and not interrupt with his shitty little jokes.)

He even seems mad that Keanu turned Rekieta into a howling chimp for over an hour, making their shit actually watchable for once.

 

[Captain Manning]

Keanu may not have been the most intellectually formidable person in the room

Ehhhhhh... in that room?

I dunno. She might actually have been.

I know that sounds crazy, but... look at all the other participants.

I certainly think she's smarter than Nick at this point. And DEFINATELY more emotionally stable.

That's why I said he would be in deep shit if he tried to get into a IBS style fight with somebody like Sean, Meme Copium, PPP, or a number of other people.