Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

[BasedIfTrue]

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Have you got anything without niggers in it?

I’m not an expert on spelling but the last one seems to be up your ally

 

[Marche]

She... Doesn't know what "ASMR" is right?

ASMR is when noise duh!

 

[Chad Holdenford]

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Have you got anything without niggers in it?

"Eugh!"

"What do you mean, eugh!? I don't like niggers!"

 

[Sock Tuah]

Fixed

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

No one talks about "punching nazis" because they have convictions. They say it to sound cool.

Only redditors and college shitlibs think it sounds cool. Most people realize “nazi” means anyone who disagrees with the neoliberal-progressive oligarchs.

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

Only redditors and college shitlibs think it sounds cool. Most people realize “nazi” means anyone who disagrees with the neoliberal-progressive oligarchs.

I remember still being young and having a World War II phase when all of this started. I was thinking “punching Nazis? Yeah, I’d punch Himmler! Goebbels looks like someone strong enough could snap him like a twig!” A couple years later I found out what they actually meant and was like “Well that’s fucking stupid.”

 

[Slimpacks]

Peobably because her son is retarded I guess.
Libs created this world where it was against the rules to say retard for the last 10 or so years and suddenly over night we can say it again and it's really fucking them up because they have no way to police it anymore.

You're right, she recently posted that her son is autistic (L / A), so that makes sense. Why don't I get the r-slur pass for being an autistic retard? And hopefully the comic (A) in which her son dressed up as a woman was just a joke, given that autistic people seem to be more susceptible to that kind of lunacy.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I remember still being young and having a World War II phase when all of this started. I was thinking “punching Nazis? Yeah, I’d punch Himmler! Goebbels looks like someone strong enough could snap him like a twig!” A couple years later I found out what they actually meant and was like “Well that’s fucking stupid.”

Congratulations. You matured a lot more than the average redditor since then.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

And... the people are still in denial about how nazis are actual leftists with a bit of nationalism.
But... we can't talk that here, right?

 

[WelperHelper99]

I find this woman hilarious. A true gem amongst a sea of shit. Makes bad comics- check. Does porn that nobody would want- check. Goes after some zoomer because "KEEP MY NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH" Karen energy- check. Sends frivolous DCMA'S at the farms- check. It's all fucking here. One might call it... KINO.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

I find this woman hilarious. A true gem amongst a sea of shit. Makes bad comics- check. Does porn that nobody would want- check. Goes after some zoomer because "KEEP MY NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH" Karen energy- check. Sends frivolous DCMA'S at the farms- check. It's all fucking here. One might call it... KINO.

You forgot that all her comics are easily altered leading to a wealth of kiwi edits, which makes her seethe and dilate. Honestly it’s my favorite part of the thread.

 

[Free the Pedos]

makes her seethe and dilate

I enjoy that we’re at the point where we can describe an actual woman as seething and dilating. We’re closing a loop.

 

[Ghostse]

And... the people are still in denial about how nazis are actual leftists with a bit of nationalism.
But... we can't talk that here, right?

I punch Commies and Socialists despite their position on nationalism, which means I'm better than the average virtue signaler who only punches pro-nationalism socialists.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

I didn't preservetube them before but here is all the penpal episodes preserved in order of upload.

Spoiler: PenPal preserves.

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Link (can't upload more than 20 pieces of media and I have 21. This is Ellen and the crew drawing pokemon again.)
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I find it interesting she personally can use pokemon with no issues without thinking it's wrong, but god forbid we use and transform her art. Rules for thee but not for me. Typical Ellen. I also noticed that she apparently used her friends art to draw cats for her cat card game. Literally stealing other artists works. At least there aren't any politics or flabby ass so I'll take that as a win.

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

I’ve seen some of the other PenPals on Instagram. Dunno about much about Colm, but Holleringelk and Immortalthinktank are absolutely guilty of political sperging on main (the latter mostly with whatever’s going on in New Zealand, the former I’ve shared a bit of in the SJW art thread). A bit of a shame because I did enjoy some of their horror and D&D stuff respectively.

 

[FroonHRTSlammer]

Does porn that nobody would want- check.

I'm still confused as to why people buy her content. There's no way the 400 pound hambeasts on plebbit actually think she's genuinely attractive enough to justify spending money on her nudes.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I'm still confused as to why people buy her content. There's no way the 400 pound hambeasts on plebbit actually think she's genuinely attractive enough to justify spending money on her nudes.

She looks like what you would find if you googled "naked women". She is default body type for a 30 something white woman. You don't need to pay for this...

 

[Narrowback]

She looks like what you would find if you googled "naked women". She is default body type for a 30 something white woman. You don't need to pay for this...

These people infest the beaches of my beloved Florida

 

[Hey Bitches it's me]

ASMR is when noise duh!

Ellen would never listen to noise music

 

[AnOminous]

Nah, I still think the N-word isn't that cool of a thing to throw around, but "retard" is a great word, dare I say necessary. We need retard more than ever in this day and age. It should be explicitly run on as a campaign platform.

Make Retards Great Again.

No one talks about "punching nazis" because they have convictions. They say it to sound cool.

And yet none of them ever punch some actual jacked prison Nazi type. It's always some utter nerd like Richard Spencer.

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Well, there's spam, eggs, niggers and spam. That's not got much niggers in it.

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What about Belgians? I mean you could call them sprout niggers but just calling them Belgians is worse.