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Watermark Discussion. - NIGGER MARK N SHIEEET.
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foam rolla
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Slightly off topic. I was having a shitty day but seeing this thread put a smile on my face.
God bless you beautiful, autistic bastards.
God bless you beautiful, autistic bastards.
This is already a classic game theory problem, the Nigger's Dilemma.
2 niggers are unjustly imprisoned, having dindu nuffin.
One is made to pick cotton and starve, while the other is fed watermelon and fried chicken. The more cotton the first picks, the more food the other one gets.
In the cotton pickers room there are 2 buttons, and the current arrangement will persist indefinitely until he chooses to press one of them.
The first button is the Nigger button. Pressing it means nigger #2 will no longer receive any food whatsoever, abruptly becoming Ethiopian.
The second button is the Kiwi button. Pressing it opens a small chute allowing the feed nigger to slip some food to the cotton picker, although not necessarily compelling them to or guaranteeing they will.
The quintessential dilemma then becomes, is the nihilistic, chaotic pleasure of denying the feed nigger his unearned sustenance more nourishing to the soul of the cotton picker than the hope of potentially improving his own lot in some way through future cooperation?
2 niggers are unjustly imprisoned, having dindu nuffin.
One is made to pick cotton and starve, while the other is fed watermelon and fried chicken. The more cotton the first picks, the more food the other one gets.
In the cotton pickers room there are 2 buttons, and the current arrangement will persist indefinitely until he chooses to press one of them.
The first button is the Nigger button. Pressing it means nigger #2 will no longer receive any food whatsoever, abruptly becoming Ethiopian.
The second button is the Kiwi button. Pressing it opens a small chute allowing the feed nigger to slip some food to the cotton picker, although not necessarily compelling them to or guaranteeing they will.
The quintessential dilemma then becomes, is the nihilistic, chaotic pleasure of denying the feed nigger his unearned sustenance more nourishing to the soul of the cotton picker than the hope of potentially improving his own lot in some way through future cooperation?
Mortin Shart
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I wonder how hard it would be to have any files uploaded to the site watermarked automagically. I assume Jersh would have an ethical dilemma about doing this though, are we the ifunny now?
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Fred Jones -Traplord
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This is the gayest attention whoring I’ve seen in a while. There will be no happenings, there will be no laughs. It is all for naught, your niggermarkings will never be used by the sloptubers you despise.
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that's the point
SuzukaKobayashi
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I never drew a person this realistic in my life but I'm surprised how well I did with a reference, I decided to leave the card blank for fun (I also had no idea what to put on it) cheers.
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Ya'll N'wahs don't even drink Skooma if you think a KiwiMark should be used over the NiggerMark.
>Video Essayists are the lowest form of content creators.
>Video Essayists have no passion even reading off of scripts.
>Their monotone vaccinated ZoomZoom voice pisses me off.
>These people absolutely hate you, but they need you. They don't care about your ethics.
>You guys doing all the hard work clipping moments, and actually have power over these content thieves.
MAKE THESE DREGS BEG!!
If they really NEED the footage, they are basically at your mercy. Why are you just going to pass this up?
This is the Golden Opportunity to fuck with them. They're lazy. They're not going to the salt mine for content. That's hard work.
You guys control the lolcow spigot, and these "YouTubers" are definitely going to be asking for the unedited footage, because they have fans that demand content slop every week.
They really want the nigger-free content, and THEY WILL DO THE GOY SHUFFLE AND OTHER SHENANIGANS.
You guys really underestimate how much Video Essayists NEED (You).
Of course there's ethical problems, like hypothetical users exploiting hypothetical influencers for nudes, but that's their problem.
After they do whatever is needed to get the desired content, THEN AND ONLY THEN, will they be issued an unedited video/image but with a KiwiMark.
>"b-but won't video essayists steal from each other?"
Yes but they always want the first scoop.
>"b-but what if they don't care and use the NiggerMark content anyways?"
Then they're truly /ourguy/, and no need to worry about them.
If users also believe he's really friends of the Farms, then he could be exempt from having to do the goydance for KiwiMarked content.
>"b-but that's just mean!"
Don't worry about it. This is all at user-discretion. I care little for the image these social 'demagogues' made for themselves. You shouldn't either.
If I actually possess something these "people" need, you bet your ass I'll have them sing Snake Eater for it.
>Video Essayists are the lowest form of content creators.
>Video Essayists have no passion even reading off of scripts.
>Their monotone vaccinated ZoomZoom voice pisses me off.
>These people absolutely hate you, but they need you. They don't care about your ethics.
>You guys doing all the hard work clipping moments, and actually have power over these content thieves.
MAKE THESE DREGS BEG!!
If they really NEED the footage, they are basically at your mercy. Why are you just going to pass this up?
This is the Golden Opportunity to fuck with them. They're lazy. They're not going to the salt mine for content. That's hard work.
You guys control the lolcow spigot, and these "YouTubers" are definitely going to be asking for the unedited footage, because they have fans that demand content slop every week.
They really want the nigger-free content, and THEY WILL DO THE GOY SHUFFLE AND OTHER SHENANIGANS.
You guys really underestimate how much Video Essayists NEED (You).
Of course there's ethical problems, like hypothetical users exploiting hypothetical influencers for nudes, but that's their problem.
After they do whatever is needed to get the desired content, THEN AND ONLY THEN, will they be issued an unedited video/image but with a KiwiMark.
>"b-but won't video essayists steal from each other?"
Yes but they always want the first scoop.
>"b-but what if they don't care and use the NiggerMark content anyways?"
Then they're truly /ourguy/, and no need to worry about them.
If users also believe he's really friends of the Farms, then he could be exempt from having to do the goydance for KiwiMarked content.
>"b-but that's just mean!"
Don't worry about it. This is all at user-discretion. I care little for the image these social 'demagogues' made for themselves. You shouldn't either.
If I actually possess something these "people" need, you bet your ass I'll have them sing Snake Eater for it.
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Thank you fren, this is great though fuck slopusers using the farm to make money and being hypocrites in their personal lives. Fuck the likes of Smokey and Tom for making 000's yet never even being sports and giving null or reaching out to frequent posters and sliding them some dough. When the site got deplatformed not even a fucking word in solidarity (there were some like Cecil and Thots) but the majority put their hands in their pockets and whistled round the corner.
Apologies I bloody hate Turkey Tom he is an upmost faggot.
Apologies I bloody hate Turkey Tom he is an upmost faggot.
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I definitely wouldn't use the niggermark, I think a kiwimark is better. But I hope this doesn't go down a path of reddit watermarks.
Remember when reddit (specifically r/dankmemes) watermarked their memes because instagram and other social media platforms were "stealing" them? It went on for a while, but all in all, it was quite retarded as the redditors got pretty fucking annoyed because of:
1 - The methods they used were quite inneffective as the reposters would crop out the watermark or get rid of it entirely using tools, then post it.
2 - It's also irritating to look at as they block their """quality""" meme. One method in particular is not too different from the idea of covering a video with watermarks, except they were at full opacity because redditors are retarded. They even made their memes out of watermarks too.
Afterwards, they dropped it entirely.
I feel as though the same will occur here. It might seem like a good idea now, but it will get pretty annoying pretty quick, as you would be distracted by the "nigger" text in the middle or covering the screen.
That's why I say just put a simple large-sized kiwi farms logo at 5-10% opacity in the middle or it can even be overlaying. It's simple, doesn't detract from the overall content of the video, and it actually credits us. Also in specific cases, and more so the overlay, it can't be cropped out unless the reposter wants to lose some of their usable content.
Kiwimark will be better that way, because obviously youtubers aren't going to use the nigger watermark, but they might use the kiwi watermark. So they'll have to credit kiwi farms in order to use it.
And to be honest, I'm pretty sure no youtuber is ever going to sift through hours upon hours of livestream/media footage for specific clips. They're going to use clips from here whether they like it or not for that sweet sweet content, and it's going to have OUR watermark on it.
Remind them that Kiwi Farms deserves the credit. In the end, it will get more people to take us seriously I think. Hopefully less of a boogeyman threat, more of a documenting service as intended.
Love to all the farmers, I say: Use the Kiwimark. Creators will definitely have to bow to us instead of not using the clip at all.
Remember when reddit (specifically r/dankmemes) watermarked their memes because instagram and other social media platforms were "stealing" them? It went on for a while, but all in all, it was quite retarded as the redditors got pretty fucking annoyed because of:
1 - The methods they used were quite inneffective as the reposters would crop out the watermark or get rid of it entirely using tools, then post it.
2 - It's also irritating to look at as they block their """quality""" meme. One method in particular is not too different from the idea of covering a video with watermarks, except they were at full opacity because redditors are retarded. They even made their memes out of watermarks too.
Afterwards, they dropped it entirely.
I feel as though the same will occur here. It might seem like a good idea now, but it will get pretty annoying pretty quick, as you would be distracted by the "nigger" text in the middle or covering the screen.
That's why I say just put a simple large-sized kiwi farms logo at 5-10% opacity in the middle or it can even be overlaying. It's simple, doesn't detract from the overall content of the video, and it actually credits us. Also in specific cases, and more so the overlay, it can't be cropped out unless the reposter wants to lose some of their usable content.
Kiwimark will be better that way, because obviously youtubers aren't going to use the nigger watermark, but they might use the kiwi watermark. So they'll have to credit kiwi farms in order to use it.
And to be honest, I'm pretty sure no youtuber is ever going to sift through hours upon hours of livestream/media footage for specific clips. They're going to use clips from here whether they like it or not for that sweet sweet content, and it's going to have OUR watermark on it.
Remind them that Kiwi Farms deserves the credit. In the end, it will get more people to take us seriously I think. Hopefully less of a boogeyman threat, more of a documenting service as intended.
I really do hope one day, Kiwi Farms is looked as less of a threat, and more of a place where weird and sometimes evil people get documented. Even more than that, Kiwi Farms is one of the very few places where free speech is tolerated and encouraged. I'm not saying that we should open the floodgates as our ""threatening"" veil gets lifted and thus people will come to the website. But what I am saying, is that people just recognize that most farmers on here are farmers who are dedicated to documenting the internet, not harassing people, which many seem to oddly believe.
Love to all the farmers, I say: Use the Kiwimark. Creators will definitely have to bow to us instead of not using the clip at all.
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Question Humanity
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While I find the niggermark very funny, I'm leaning towards having an animated DVD kiwimark logo. If it's about being credited, a logo and url should suffice. Older users correct me if I'm wrong, but I do believe the farms are a good self-filtering site. If retarded normies come here, they'd be out quickly, no?
Also, I read about and saw numerous solutions for automatic marking using Batchfile/bash scripts, but I know not everyone is a power user. If there was genuine interest, I could get started on a GUI customizable solution that does everything in a few clicks, and work on it over the week.
Also, I read about and saw numerous solutions for automatic marking using Batchfile/bash scripts, but I know not everyone is a power user. If there was genuine interest, I could get started on a GUI customizable solution that does everything in a few clicks, and work on it over the week.
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ALERT ALERT ALERT I am happy to anounce it is already working
The first weirdo RAT streamer has been niggermarked successfully:
Does anyone remember this?
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It aint about the clout, its about saying nigger.
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Personally its in my belief that a website that dedicates itself to uncensored easily accessible information is this buttmad over some drama sloptent channels stealing their epic bacon updoots. I do like the "make them beg for it and put a cucumber on their head" idea though,that's actually funny. But I don't want a silly meme censor covering up my kino,no matter how chuddy. Imagine if (you) were looking for a clip and suddenly it was watermarked with "TRANS RIGHTS EID PMURT" bombarding your screen and in order to get that off you can to roleplay with a sweaty troon on discord.
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A considerable proportion of them will disappear as soon as they see someone say the dreaded nigger word. Another considerable proportion won't try to get on the site in the first place because similar to 4chan, they've been convinced it's some kind of dark web super illegal hacking group, where everyone who posts anything will automatically get 20 years in prison.