Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Nick found some time in his busy schedule of huffing nitrous and malding to follow an alleged 18-year-old OnlyFans whore on Instagram.

Spoiler: Screenshots

Both her accounts are private.
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The account in her bio:
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PLEASE let him get cat fished again.
Who am I kidding? THis retard gets into fights with Grok and AI voices. He'll get catfished again.

Has anyone posted this yet? I thought his reaction was funny and weird!

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This lil retarded monkey had a moment where I think he realized just for a split second he fucked up his grand scheme royally.

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It's so obvious, and he doesn't care. He doesn't even deny it when Keanu presses him, his only response is well you do drugs too. It's only a matter of time before this retard slips up and does it on camera.

That is genuinely terrifying how good its getting.

 

[Potentially Criminal]

Remember the two weeks when Kayla tried to start a YouTube channel? I am actually asking. Did I dream that? Anyone remember?

Pretty sure it was a lifeboat in case Nick got nuked again.

Nick is a constitutional fundamentalist who thinks screaming "Muh 1A" is a trump card.
Monty is going to win, I have no doubts.

It was all performative for him as a grift.

If he could get 1500 people to listen to "fuckin an suckin" instead of "Trump and guns" he would do it in a heart beat.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Remember the two weeks when Kayla tried to start a YouTube channel? I am actually asking. Did I dream that? Anyone remember??

I remember. She posted a video of her talking in the car for a few minutes. I think that may have been the only thing she ever uploaded.

it was a lifeboat in case Nick got nuked again, IIRC

She posted about 2 or 3 shorts and 1-2 very short videos. I remember one's topic was about a mondegreen that her child heard 'throwing turtles all over me' in a song. It was actually pretty cute!

I do not recall the back-up channel idea, but it could have been. Remember his (now lapsed) Texas media LLC that was supposed to be an impenetrable shield against lawsuits? Remember the gay larp about his 'intern's' Twitter account when his main account was suspended?

Nick is fighting the body cam footage so hard NOT because he is worried people see he lives in a pigpen BUT because everyone is going to see his dildo collection from smallest to LARGEST.
There should be a gambling pool on what colours his dildos are. ( I say Black and Rainbow )

Stop double-posting and learn to use the multi-quote feature. It is not difficult for anyone over 90 IQ.

 

[Cumeatsioner Gordon]

Pretty sure it was a lifeboat in case Nick got nuked again.

It was all performative for him as a grift.

If he could get 1500 people to listen to "fuckin an suckin" instead of "Trump and guns" he would do it in a heart beat.

Double post boomer for shame Sean.

 

[Sneed Force One]

It was all performative for him as a grift.

If he could get 1500 people to listen to "fuckin an suckin" instead of "Trump and guns" he would do it in a heart beat.

Nick floated under 1000 on prime time Saturday evening. I imagine he's wracking his brain for all it's 5 remaining neurons for a new grift.

 

[Boingboingboingboi]

Nick floated under 1000 on prime time Saturday evening. I imagine he's wracking his brain for all it's 5 remaining neurons for a new grift.

he should DEFINITELY do more karaoke streams, and he should do self-help streams and lifestyle/advice streams. he should definitely tell the world more about his life and sing in front of the camera more.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Nick floated under 1000 on prime time Saturday evening. I imagine he's wracking his brain for all it's 5 remaining neurons for a new grift.

There is only one path left to him. The path of the Gunt.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Now, while I’m not one to throw out unsubstantiated allegations, Imma just make another notch in the “KINDA PEDO SUS THINGS NICK DOES” column and point out that she looks fucking YOUNG. Ignore the tits and she looks like a 13-14 year old.

Hmmm? What’s this? Those notches sure are starting to stack up!

It is funny and weird how quickly that stack is building. Given his porn and prostitute addiction how soon will it be before we have a Cody Wilson situation? For those unaware Cody Wilson was busted for soliciting a minor prostitute who he said told him she was 18. I can 100% see him get busted with an underaged prostitute in the backseat of a car and see his line of reasoning go:

“Prostitute? The government is out to get me I was just helping to drive that girl home”

“Look I’m sick of all these people who are saying I’m a pedophile. She told me she was 18! I was set up!”

“Look 16, 17, 18. It doesn’t matter. All you kiwifarms incels are mad I smashed hot young box”

 

[DaleMcGuy]

There is only one path left to him. The path of the Gunt.

The Minnesotan Gunt. One of Nicks many hard earned titles.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

The Minnesotan Gunt. One of Nicks many hard earned titles.

Ralph is the Memphis Micro.
Nick can be....what? The Minnesota Maniac? The Sperglord of Spicer? The Kandiyohi Cuckold?

 

[Swole McPole]

But can she hunt? Or is it all for looks clicks likes ect...

In the absence of photographs of her kneeling beside a fallen deer or elbow deep in animal entrails, I'm guessing it's a no. The hunting thing is a strategy to confuse and seduce weak men.

He did claim that he "fucked Ape's fish basket for 3 hours" and "made her bleed a lot". Does that sound like normal intercourse to anyone?

I swear, no heterosexual man has ever referred to a vagina as a 'fish basket'. That's got to be a gay idiom. For years, gay men in the UK have referred to women as 'fish'.

Maybe Nick had been reading Colin Flaherty and had White Girl Bleed a Lot on his mind?

I kid, of course. Nick hasn't read a book in his life.

I'm sure we are all assholes to some extent. But this man is an exception to the norm. How can anyone keep lying, keep failing, but keep getting up and failing harder? All he has to do is show true humility and understanding that drugs have ruined his life, not his wife, not aaron, not the nanny, not Kiwis.

I'm not enthusiastic about this explanation. I know a lot of people who took a lot of drugs for a lot of years. A few of them turned out to be assholes, but the drugs really just gave them permission to be assholes publicly -- to drop the facade. If you weren't an asshole to begin with, you weren't gonna go there. Drugs generally don't cause people to cross the embedded moral boundaries that they have.

But they are kind of permissive, so when you decide that you ARE going to behave like an asshole, drugs will allow you to do so without any shame or embarrassment.

 

[You're MDNWU]

Monty is going to win, I have no doubts.

If for whatever reason Monty loses, there is an upside to this.

If Nick wins, Ralph's Law will happen. For every win, regardless of size, there is a far greater loss not far behind.

"How low can he possibly go?" one may ask. Well, years ago no one thought Ralph would be getting his ass beat multiple times in foreign nations or having a seizure in a Columbian porn house but here we are. Nick's following suit.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Meme Copium just went live (or is premiering, can't tell on mobile) a pretty cutting edited take on the Keanu v5+ struggle session.

Edit: it's a live stream with a very well edited intro by 3wa (as corrected by @N1bbaN3rd immediately below)

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

If for whatever reason Monty loses, there is an upside to this.

If Nick wins, Ralph's Law will happen. For every win, regardless of size, there is a far great loss not far behind.

"How low can he possibly go?" one may ask. Well, years ago no one thought Ralph would be getting his ass beat multiple times in foreign nations or having a seizure in a Columbian porn house but here we are. Nick's following suit.

Just thinking out loud here - if the court decides that Nick does need to spend 28 days in jail, will that cause another rescheduling of his defamation case?

Meme Copium just went live (or is premiering, can't tell on mobile) a pretty cutting edited take on the Keanu v5+ struggle session.

It's a stream. He's opening with @Third World Aristocrat's Nitrous video.

 

[Unimaginative Username]

Ralph is the Memphis Micro.
Nick can be....what? The Minnesota Maniac? The Sperglord of Spicer? The Kandiyohi Cuckold?

Brokedick Minnesotan

 

[Vibralldo]

I think the biggest tell is the simplest one: his voice doesn't otherwise experience sudden changes when he's on-camera. It's really, really fucking sussy that the deep, wobbly voice always follows a period of time off-screen, and that it happens in clusters, almost like an addict abusing something... There was also one occurrence during the most recent stream where he came back being downright braindead, babbling something about 'saying the same things as Keanu' to which she could only reply with a '...what?' and even his clarification was stuttered and stumbled through until his mush-brain finally caught up. If someone showed that level of cognitive impairment while 'sober' I'd think they were having a stroke. Legitimately.

Nick's admitted to doing whippits before, constantly looks down and to his left, often times reaches down, turns his cam off, and comes back with a deep voice

Nick's either on whippits or something like duster

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

TL;DW, Citizen M/@SaddamLanza called into Podawful's show.

Highlights include him saying that he can't leave the Dabbleverse because it is his "religion," and that he would only say Nick lost if people all agree Melton won.

Melton's personality cult is almost as bad as Rekieta's.

Man, this is almost painful to watch. These Melton capos are remarkably easy to trigger—just say something as harmless as “Keanu W,” and suddenly it’s a full-blown meltdown. They seem utterly incapable of viewing the world through anything but the tired lens of “people I like” versus “people I don’t.” The idea that someone they support might take an L, or that someone they dislike might actually secure a W, is just too much for them to process. So instead, they twist themselves into Olympic-level mental gymnastics, all in a desperate bid to avoid feeling like the losers they so clearly are. If it weren’t so hilarious, I might almost pity them.

 

[PrestonHolt]

It's a stream. He's opening with @Third World Aristocrat's Nitrous video.

Great choice for opening, im really glad there are people with enough mental strength to sit through editing all those clips listening to Nick retarded lies over and over again.
Dear editors/clippers.

 

[Melty Butter]

I'm probably going to regret it, but I might tune in to the Toe Show.
It might actually be entertaining for a change.
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Notes Most Notable On STMS This Morning
- Aaron says that more than Null has seen parts of the bodycam, and he will be vindicated about the state of the home.
- Aaron spent "hours" talking to Dan Sletta at Easter 2024. (Interesting)

Spoiler: The Rest So Far

- Opened by talking about the Farms. Calls the Farms "honest brokers"

- Called Keanu a Jack Russell Terrier as a compliment

- Regrets that he can't play most of the clips (due to the Kayla issue). (Can't he just bleep her name and play them anyway?)

- Showed this:


- Says Nick was "100% tweeting and texting as April". He later discusses a couple of stories in which he was amicable with April during the divorce but then around midnight, "she" (Nick) would "blow shit up" out of the blue.

- He visited St. Petersburg for one day on vacation. (Did he visit Bob & Celeste - lol?)

- Takes shots at each of the people who came at Keanu on the stream

- Laughs that he "wins by doing nothing" and the Luigi joke

- In a rare moment of fun from Wheelchair Johnny, he started screaming to try to turn as red as Nick was

- Says Nick is Dennis from Always Sunny in Philadelphia

- Says this is typical behavior for Nick because he wants to control women, and he couldn't control Keanu

- Spoke to Ashley (ex-wife) about the whole thing; says Ashley tried to withdraw the TRO after he left April, but it was "out of her hands"

- Laughs that Nick didn't understand that getting April addicted to drugs and putting her in the side house was abusive

- Laughs at Nick's allegation that April made a "police report" about Aaron abusing April; says he's never been called by the authorities. Later says that IF April called the cops about abuse, they must have dismissed it.

- Says "Nick is abusive, he's out of control, nobody around him is safe"

- He doesn't think April has signed an NDA

- Calls Bob Rekieta a "souless, gutless, piece of shit" if Bob knew about all of this and housed April

- Reiterated the screaming match story between Nick and Kayla (unnamed) in Aaron's driveway and Aaron making "everyone" go back in the house (they did). Told a new story when Nick was drunk, and Aaron confronted him. Nick fled the situation.

- Laughs at the obvious contradiction of Nick saying April wanted to be private and off the Internet, but then broadcast her texts at Hackamania

- Agrees that Bob to Nick is like Joe Biden to Hunter Biden

Aaron's pivoting now. I'm sure much of this will be clipped. I'm going over to Nick, who is live.

 

[Fapcop]

Aaron's pivoting now. I'm sure much of this will be clipped. I'm going over to Nick, who is live.

Less than 400 viewers. He kinda looks like he’s considering suicide. Just depressed and ZERO energy. Galaxy gas ran out?