Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 51 25.2%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 2 1.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 66 32.7%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 23 11.4%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 60 29.7%

  • Total voters
    202
Nick is slurring pretty bad and his head is warbling all over the place. I almost expect him to start saying "Anime sucks cope and sneed"

What the fuck happened? Are the holes in his brain finally starting to take him away? Did he huff until he's completely retarded now?
His insomnia and prescription drug abuse is compounding. It's getting worse as his fears of the Bodycam footage increases.
 
that shit is so fucking stupid that it still makes me laugh. it's the perfect level of retarded. funniest thing nick did in years but only because other people put it into the context it belongs.
From that day forward I have never read the name Legal Mindset without immediately thinking ‘more like Legul DICKsucka’.
It’s perfectly memetic.
 
This will never happen, but as a sort of thought exercise, do any of you think there are ay steps Nick Crackeita could take to leave the shame vortex and become unironically popular again? I actually think his biggest barrier isn't the drugs or booze, but his catty need to always be right. I think it prevents him from ever actually making any meaningful change because his booze hole brain never sees the things he does as wrong.
 
This will never happen, but as a sort of thought exercise, do any of you think there are ay steps Nick Crackeita could take to leave the shame vortex and become unironically popular again? I actually think his biggest barrier isn't the drugs or booze, but his catty need to always be right. I think it prevents him from ever actually making any meaningful change because his booze hole brain never sees the things he does as wrong.
No, I don't even think keemstar would touch Skelly at this point
 
Just goes to show Nick is lying when he says he has ADHD. If he did, Adderall would calm him down.
Can we please stop with this? That is not the case for everyone, particularly inattentive type. Inattentive wouldn't even benefit from "calming down"; the drug basically (I'm putting this nonscientifically/non-biologically, but more experientially) coalesces and laser-beams scattered energy by amping it up. Like if you held a garden hose pointing up and put your fingers over the opening to try to make a spray - at low pressure, you get little arc and you can't make a spray with your fingers. Can't direct it, takes forever to water the garden, only have that low trickle even if you really need a fine spray or something else. But turn up the water pressure by opening the spigot, and not only does the stream have a higher and wider arc when pointed up, but also then when you put your fingers over the stream you get a wide and hard spray you can modify from spray to gush or whatever you need and direct where you want.

This will never happen, but as a sort of thought exercise, do any of you think there are ay steps Nick Crackeita could take to leave the shame vortex and become unironically popular again? I actually think his biggest barrier isn't the drugs or booze, but his catty need to always be right. I think it prevents him from ever actually making any meaningful change because his booze hole brain never sees the things he does as wrong.
Why would anyone want to like an unpleasant, petty, jealous, untrustworthy, lying, controlling, disingenuous addict with no expertise, no work ethic, nothing of interest about him, and no interest in anything that isn't about satisfying either his sex & drug desires or his ego (or his ego through his sex & drug obsessions)?
 
This will never happen, but as a sort of thought exercise, do any of you think there are ay steps Nick Crackeita could take to leave the shame vortex and become unironically popular again?
If he just continues to double down and be brazenly wrong about everything, he could be the next Rudy Giuliani, filing hundreds of reality-bending lawsuits to placate and lead on a completely deranged section of society. They’d love him!
 
Why would anyone want to like an unpleasant, petty, jealous, untrustworthy, lying, controlling, disingenuous addict with no expertise, no work ethic, nothing of interest about him, and no interest in anything that isn't about satisfying either his sex & drug desires or his ego (or his ego through his sex & drug obsessions)?
I guess I think of pre crack rekeita when he was just starting out covering cases and wasn't a degenerate druggie. It really is astonishing to think of how far he has fallen since that point, and while I think he will never get back there, I sometimes wonder what he could do (in a perfect world scenario) to ever come close to that origin again.
 
"Aaron will have a guilty verdict and Nick won't"
What does this retard mean? Nick has a guilty verdict. Nick plead guilty. Is there some mystery trial going on that Melton has deep knowledge about? Is he about to unleash the kraken?
Doesn't his felony go away if he completes the probation without fucking up?
In which case it's really hilarious that he's talking as if not fucking up the 5 year probation is a given.
 
In which case it's really hilarious that he's talking as if not fucking up the 5 year probation is a given.
When he messes up he will say the system was against him from the start and that no way anyone could be sober for 5 years! He already is complaining how "inconvenient" it is to check if he has a drug test scheduled.
 
Reply from Nick's Twitter:
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It's a small thing but it gave me pause. Gross, as opposed to the guy who posts compulsively about eating cum and fucking a woman bloody?
 
Reply from Nick's Twitter:
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It's a small thing but it gave me pause. Gross, as opposed to the guy who posts compulsively about eating cum and fucking a woman bloody?
I had a similar moment when Nick was calling Keanu "a monster" during his sperg-out. He got April on coke, molly, and nitrous, then stowed her away by herself in his second house as a fuck toy, but Keanu is the monster for attempting to get her out of that situation, even if her attempt may have been ill advised?

Okay.
 
I had a similar moment when Nick was calling Keanu "a monster" during his sperg-out. He got April on coke, molly, and nitrous, then stowed her away by herself in his second house as a fuck toy, but Keanu is the monster for attempting to get her out of that situation, even if her attempt may have been ill advised?

Okay.
Anybody who gets in the way of Nick's fun is a "monster."
Why else would he still be butthurt over a grade school teacher taking away his transformer?
 
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