Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

[he who has thus come/gone]

I don't blame him for his reaction post 2023 but that's where the pass ends. These past 2 years have been the direct consequence of him letting his ego, his greed, and his lust for fame go straight to his head. Multiple people warned him that selling out to the political cloutsphere was going to bite him in the ass. They told him that at some point he was going to get eaten alive for not sufficiently embracing radicalism. He threw his friends under the bus and shit on his former audience. He celebrated deplatforming, political violence, and flat out domestic terrorism because he thought he was untouchable. He screwed over family and tanked the best content he'd made in years because he couldn't pay his co-host fairly, and even started siccing his audience on her after the fact. He never envisioned a scenario where he was expected to take a position he didn't agree with on an issue where he had skin in the game. Now that it happened he has no idea what to do. He can't leave the internet because content creation is his livelihood and his weird adult child clothing brand is not going to pay the bills. He can't take his content in a more positive direction because he's not capable of producing content worth watching without leaning on politics anymore. He's stuck in a hell of his own making and he has nobody to blame but himself.

I don't disagree with any of this. I'm pretty sure you can find me echoing this sentiment in this thread from years ago. I just think there are multiple necessary causes to get to this point, and it wouldn't be happening if the only constant factor were Ethan's retardation and behavior. Jordan Peterson's tweet about Ethan is like an oracle from a Greek tragedy. I'm just not going to overlook that there's a horde of people who want him and his family dead for gay reasons, and find it funny.

 

[Americunt]

I don't disagree with any of this. I'm pretty sure you can find me echoing this sentiment in this thread from years ago. I just think there are multiple necessary causes to get to this point, and it wouldn't be happening if the only constant factor were Ethan's retardation and behavior. Jordan Peterson's tweet about Ethan is like an oracle from a Greek tragedy. I'm just not going to overlook that there's a horde of people who want him and his family dead for gay reasons, and find it funny.

Reminder Ethan wanted to bomb the NRA conference, I could give a fuck that he tripped over tranny dick into a situation where they're calling to shove him and his family into the oven, deserved frankly.

 

[Eventide]

It is possible that Ethan is drugged up, brain rotten, and retarded, and that a lot of people attacking him are doing so for reasons related to him being Jewish. You don't have to choose one, you know. They're not mutually exclusive.

This. 1,000% this.

Ethan is quite possibly sniffing fresh marching powder lines off the bathroom sink when he takes long "piss breaks" during the H3 podcast - however, that doesn't mean Ethan isn't being targeted by Hasan & his band of merry tankie men 'cause they're virulent antisemites that hate Ethan solely for being a Jew. Hasan (being a turkroach commie Islamist) absolutely despises Jews. Just, for some reason (stupidity? naivete?), it took Ethan up until witnessing Hasan literally cheering on October 7th to realize said fact.

 

[RollerGator]

This. 1,000% this.

Ethan is quite possibly sniffing fresh marching powder lines off the bathroom sink when he takes long "piss breaks" during the H3 podcast - however, that doesn't mean Ethan isn't being targeted by Hasan & his band of merry tankie men 'cause they're virulent antisemites that hate Ethan solely for being a Jew. Hasan (being a turkroach commie Islamist) absolutely despises Jews. Just, for some reason (stupidity? naivete?), it took Ethan up until witnessing Hasan literally cheering on October 7th to realize said fact.

Why were they friends before October 7th if Roach despises jews? Why is Roach buddies with Sam Seder?

 

[Eventide]

Why is Roach buddies with Sam Seder?

Sam Seder can't even pronounce his own Jewish surname correctly (he says ceder, like the tree - not "say-der" how the Passover meal is pronounced) - I'd argue he barely qualifies as a Jew.

Why were they friends before October 7th if Roach despises jews?

I think Ethan was dumb enough & "far left/self hating" enough to appease Hasan & his crowd. Which is ridiculous, Hasan is a a radical Islamist that hates Jews. When Ethan (who is extremely critical of the Israeli government/Netanyahu) refused to applaud Hamas' slaughter of a thousand Israeli civilians, drawing the ire of Hasan and friends - that was when Ethan realized "oh, the Muzzie commie is antisemitic". Which, I mean, is a "water is wet" level of critical thinking, but I guess it's better late than never for Ethan to learn that lesson.

 

[crinklefry]

Why were they friends before October 7th if Roach despises jews? Why is Roach buddies with Sam Seder?

That's like asking a white nationalist why he has a brown girlfriend

 

[RollerGator]

Sam Seder can't even pronounce his own Jewish surname correctly (he says ceder, like the tree - not "say-der" how the Passover meal is pronounced) - I'd argue he barely qualifies as a Jew.



I think Ethan was dumb enough & "far left/self hating" enough to appease Hasan & his crowd. Which is ridiculous, Hasan is a a radical Islamist that hates Jews. When Ethan (who is extremely critical of the Israeli government/Netanyahu) refused to applaud Hamas' slaughter of a thousand Israeli civilians, drawing the ire of Hasan and friends - that was when Ethan realized "oh, the Muzzie commie is antisemitic". Which, I mean, is a "water is wet" level of critical thinking, but I guess it's better late than never for Ethan to learn that lesson.

Hating jews is pretty cool and that should be a thing that the right and left can agree on. And Ethan is one of Earth's worst jews.

 

[Eventide]

That's like asking a white nationalist why he has a brown girlfriend

Ah, so are you on board with my tin-foil hat conspiracy I posted many pages back (like, back in September) - that the Leftovers fallout got so spicy 'cause Hasan & Ethan were fucking each other on the downlow?

...think about it (well, not too much - they're both physically gross). It sure makes a whole lotta sense. Ethan's endless 2 am sad/angry rants, Hasan moving on to hanging out/"making content" with Ethan's former "best friend" Idubbz.

It's gotten messy gay drama written all over it.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Why is Roach buddies with Sam Seder?

The only Jewish thing about Sam Seder is his lineage. He's just a kapo for the radical left. He's not "friends" with Hasan—though he might be so deluded he thinks he is. He's just a shield for Hasan, like those "anti-zionist" Jews who are just waiting for their messiah to come and tell them to kill every man, woman, child, and animal in the Holy Land.

 

[Americunt]

When Ethan (who is extremely critical of the Israeli government/Netanyahu) refused to applaud Hamas' slaughter of a thousand Israeli civilians,

Cringe, being "critical" of the Israeli government/Netanyahu is a figleaf for liberal zionists like Ethan that feel "bad" about what's happening in Gaza but also don't offer any meaningful solutions because they want it to continue. If you think all the women and children the Israeli government is vaporizing are dirty mudslimes that should be erradicated, fine, that's at least an honest stance to take. Liberal Zionists like Ethan implicitly believe the same thing but pretend to advocate for some kind of diplomatic/democratic solution because they rightfully think openly taking that stance makes them look like bloodthirsty psychos, while also putting up as many roadblocks and goalposts as possible to make sure any kind of non-violent resistance to Israel's occupation is pretty much impossible.

Don't believe me? Look up statements by Israel's opposition party members in Hebrew and translate it into English, they're not exactly shy about their stance on the Palestinians when they're only talking to other Israelis.

 

[FedPostalService]

Why were they friends before October 7th if Roach despises jews? Why is Roach buddies with Sam Seder?

Sam Seder is the modern day equivalent of a one of the Jews who collaborated with the Nazis hoping they’d see he was one of the good ones, except rather than trying to save his own life like those poor souls, he’s doing it for likes and retweets.

 

[Americunt]

Sam Seder is the modern day equivalent of a one of the Jews who collaborated with the Nazis hoping they’d see he was one of the good ones, except rather than trying to save his own life like those poor souls, he’s doing it for likes and retweets.

Actually Sam Seder is also a liberal Zionist. Frankly Idk why he gets a pass from that crowd for that when Ethan doesn't, but I'd imagine not coming up with schizo theories about swastika swords being personal slights against you and spiraling on social media for months has something to do with it.

Another mark in the "No Ethan you're just an asshole" column.

 

[Eventide]

Actually Sam Seder is also a liberal Zionist.

??? In what dimension? He literally says he supports Israel being delegitimized/Jews going back to Europe & the Middle Eastern countries they fled.

 

[Deleted_User]

CPS SKULLS 2 JEWS KILLED ANTISEMITISM SWASTIKA SWORD ANTISEMITISM

Ethan is losing his mind.

Ethan has always wanted to be a comedian, well hes finally done it because whatever the fuck this is, its fucking hilarious

 

[Eventide]

What is this stupid fuck even saying? That Ethan should have just conceded that the October 8th attack was fine because muh colonizers? Ethan is accidentally building up his likeability again from nothing else but the sheer number of brainlets he's gotten to side against him.

This.

I'm a Trisha Paytas fan who parted ways with H3H3 after Frenemies ended. Yet here I am, in 2025, warming up to Ethan solely 'cause he's one of the few major Youtube creators who has the balls to call out regressive leftist Islamic terrorist supporters like Hasan.

 

[AssignedEva]

Ethan is either outsourcing his insults to ChatGPT or has entered the "incoherently florid" stage of psychosis

"You are gilded with edible gold sheets, and underneath you are corroded and rusted, like an old bucket fished out of a lake. And like a fished out bucket, you carry swamp water full of pond scum. But you're not even a useful bucket, you have holes from the corrosion. You spill disease ridden impotable water with every step. Everywhere you go is marked by foul smelling sewage water and slime. When those that you carry water for smell you, they fear people will suspect it's they who stink. And we all conclude, in unison, it's best to put the scum bucket back in the swamp."

 

[Americunt]

I'm a Trisha Paytas fan

So you're a retard, thank you for letting me dismiss anything you post here. Aren't you also the horse-training dyke Injun that said you're happy the whiteman raped and killed their ancestors or is that some other Ethan Dicksucker ITT?

You're politically way out of your depth, stick to Beauty Parlor.

 

[Northern Blockhead]

So MeatCanyon gave his two cents on the whole controversy:


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THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY

 

[Americunt]

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CPS SKULLS 2 JEWS KILLED ANTISEMITISM SWASTIKA SWORD ANTISEMITISM

Ethan is losing his mind.

Ethan has always wanted to be a comedian, well hes finally done it because whatever the fuck this is, its fucking hilarious


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Ethan is either outsourcing his insults to ChatGPT or has entered the "incoherently florid" stage of psychosis
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"You are gilded with edible gold sheets, and underneath you are corroded and rusted, like an old bucket fished out of a lake. And like a fished out bucket, you carry swamp water full of pond scum. But you're not even a useful bucket, you have holes from the corrosion. You spill disease ridden impotable water with every step. Everywhere you go is marked by foul smelling sewage water and slime. When those that you carry water for smell you, they fear people will suspect it's they who stink. And we all conclude, in unison, it's best to put the scum bucket back in the swamp."

Uhhh wow, cool it with the anti-semitism. Ethan's being based and BTFOing the woke leftists (Please don't look up his views on anything outside of Isreal, I promise he's also doing that there, trust me) and you're really trying to imply he's losing his grasp on reality and letting his addiction to stims rot his brain, all because he's Jewish? Be better guys.

 

[Local Wordmason]

Ethan is either outsourcing his insults to ChatGPT or has entered the "incoherently florid" stage of psychosis
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"You are gilded with edible gold sheets, and underneath you are corroded and rusted, like an old bucket fished out of a lake. And like a fished out bucket, you carry swamp water full of pond scum. But you're not even a useful bucket, you have holes from the corrosion. You spill disease ridden impotable water with every step. Everywhere you go is marked by foul smelling sewage water and slime. When those that you carry water for smell you, they fear people will suspect it's they who stink. And we all conclude, in unison, it's best to put the scum bucket back in the swamp."

Holy shit this is what I was saying about him literally having stimulant psychosis. This has to be a coke habit or something, between the mania and the sniffing. Nobody starts writing like that without having some kind of delusion going on. It's borderline word salad. Just from a writing standpoint, he has zero direction, or consistency, and cant even stick with a single idea for more than a few words, which tracks because it seems like his brain is going a mile a minute.