💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Kayla's 5'12? BISH?!

To be fair, even though they're both short, Kayla has a much bigger COCK than the West Memphis Micro.

Source: Quark.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I think that Nick was able to keep his inclination toward degeneracy in check to some extent as long as they had a baby in the house. Finally having his own income was no doubt the decisive variable, but I wonder if Nick would have gone off the deep end if Kayla had kept pushing out pups. Nobody wants to look after a baby, let alone a baby and multiple other kids, with a hangover.

 

[not william stenchever]

Source: Quark.

I didn't know that Quark was running a junk-science-for-cash lab on the side.

Nick should have Kayla get in touch with him so that they can definitely prove that cocaine metabolizes on the cop's glove.

 

[uhoh spaghettios]

Its good, I won't say it isn't. WIth some work to solve the shaking voice and a black and white AI animation, I think you'd get actual tears from at least not me, but possibly Nick himself.

Thanks, I tried to preserve some of the shakiness of Cash's voice but I don't know what the fuck I'm doing, lol.

Now just to wait for the bodycam (two more weeks) and interchange it with clips from the height of his career at the Depp trial - that's the music video.

If any of the clippers/editors want the model or some Rekieta Karaoke, let me know.

 

[Brian Oblivion]

I'm about as tall as PPP but not so fat I can't get out of my chair, and my wife is really small. One of my kids is huge and the other one is practically microscopic. If it was all genetics I'd expect some variance between the kids instead of them looking uniformly stunted.

Yeah I think that's the damning part. Kid's can take after one parent more than another but with how many they have you'd at least expect one or two of them to have the tall genes.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I didn't know that Quark was running a junk-science-for-cash lab on the side.

Nick should have Kayla get in touch with him so that they can definitely prove that cocaine metabolizes on the cop's glove.

Rules of Acquisition #62 - The riskier the road, the greater the profit.

 

[Soapmore]

His kids appearing on stream now with semi-regularity is 100% planned and fake. It’s not wholesome, it’s stomach turning, because he resents them.

One wonders if it's advice from Melton to Nick. "You need to rebuild your image... why not show your little girls more?"

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

His kids appearing on stream now with semi-regularity is 100% planned and fake. It’s not wholesome, it’s stomach turning, because he resents them.

Seeing that poor girl show up was legit heartbreaking. Imagine being entrusted with that kind of awesome responsibility and choosing the life he chose instead. Dude deserves a legit ass beating. Hopefully he gets one in jail.

 

[Melty Butter]

I scrubbed through this morning's STMS. (I checked Stallyn19, but the clips didn't cover it all.)

About Nick:

1. At 2:13:00, Aaron discusses remembering "two to three instances of very strange behavior" from a Rekieta child. (The context is whether Depp did coke with his kid.) Aaron is very careful because he doesn't want to talk about Nick's kids, but says again, "I saw very strange behavior that can be explained by being high on a stimulant."
2. At 4:38:40, Aaron says that he recently talked to "a parent of one of the daughter's friends," who was in the Rekieta house last week and reported that "the kids are for sure affected by Nick's actions."

Put it through the Aaron filter, but I believe him.

(He later raided the PrettyAntisocial stream and made his subscribers get them to over 2K subs as a troll. I laughed.)

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Aaron says that he recently talked to "a parent of one of the daughter's friends," who was in the Rekieta house last week and reported that "the kids are for sure affected by Nick's actions."

Yeah no shit. Nick is the only person delusional enough to say the kids haven’t been affected and aren’t affected on an ongoing basis. Well, Nick and his tard fans.

 

[The Bunk]

Nah. Gotta let that part die. The faggot has proved time and time again he does not regret anything and will just triple down on degeneracy when probation is done.

True. But Josh himself said that he can't recognize the "post-coke" Rekieta. It's a personal thing, but I hate to see things break — it comes from personal experience. For example, I have trouble watching a Lego Millennium Falcon being dropped down a flight of stairs because I can feel the amount of effort that went into assembling it wasted in vain. The same goes for human beings. Nick Rekieta is the product of the enormous effort from his wife, his parents, the money, and even his kids. They all poured effort into shaping him, and he wasted it and turned it to shit. It's even worse than Chris-Chan or Ralph — these guys were lost from the start. Nick had a chance, and he burned it all down. SAD AND PATHETIC.

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

Maybe it’s a small thing but this is the first time I’ve heard any other corroboration that the daughter was “on” drugs, as opposed to a one time incident or some kind of accidental exposure, which is as far as you can really speculate from the result alone.

Here Aaron says he saw the child acting out and exhibiting odd behavior that in hindsight was consistent with stimulants.

Nick might have to slip from “lab error” to full on blame of someone else on this.
The context here is him mentioning Johnny Depp being on something while his kid was present, presumably as some kind of comparison.

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About Nick:

1. At 2:13:00, Aaron discusses remembering "two to three instances of very strange behavior" from a Rekieta child. (The context is whether Depp did coke with his kid.) Aaron is very careful because he doesn't want to talk about Nick's kids, but says again, "I saw very strange behavior that can be explained by being high on a stimulant."

Nick has talked about his youngest daughter who has ADHD. According to him she had outbursts and lashed out.

So was it cocaine? Or did Nick try to cure her ADHD by feeding her cocaine. No clue.

No matter what, at the end of the day, I blame the guy that bought the drugs into the house irrespective if he handed the drugs to her, or if she had crawl out from beneath the stairs once the adults had passed out to scavenge what she could like an Easter Egg hunt.

 

[Vibralldo]

True. But Josh himself said that he can't recognize the "post-coke" Rekieta. It's a personal thing, but I hate to see things break — it comes from personal experience. For example, I have trouble watching a Lego Millennium Falcon being dropped down a flight of stairs because I can feel the amount of effort that went into assembling it wasted in vain. The same goes for human beings. Nick Rekieta is the product of the enormous effort from his wife, his parents, the money, and even his kids. They all poured effort into shaping him, and he wasted it and turned it to shit. It's even worse than Chris-Chan or Ralph — these guys were lost from the start. Nick had a chance, and he burned it all down. SAD AND PATHETIC.

Based on the evidence I'm starting to think Nick was always like this and just lost the ability to hide it

 

[elb]

1. At 2:13:00, Aaron discusses remembering "two to three instances of very strange behavior" from a Rekieta child. (The context is whether Depp did coke with his kid.) Aaron is very careful because he doesn't want to talk about Nick's kids, but says again, "I saw very strange behavior that can be explained by being high on a stimulant."
2. At 4:38:40, Aaron says that he recently talked to "a parent of one of the daughter's friends," who was in the Rekieta house last week and reported that "the kids are for sure affected by Nick's actions."

 

[oh no im late for school]

If any of the clippers/editors want the model or some Rekieta Karaoke, let me know.

i think it'd be hilarious if you had the voice model sing bon jovi's "it's my life" 1000x better than he ever could

 

[Oxyjen]

HOW MANY BLACK ABORTIONS DID YOU HAVE
HOW MANY BLACK ABORTIONS DID YOU HAVE
DAVID FOSTER WALLACE

At present—and this is an important clarification, a kind of epistemological fulcrum on which much of the misunderstanding seems to hinge—I am, despite what certain speculative glances, widened pupils, or giddy intonations from the peanut gallery might suggest, not under the influence of nitrous oxide, colloquially known as laughing gas (though that designation is itself a kind of etymological sleight-of-hand, implying a cheerful harmlessness, a dentist’s benign tool, when in fact it’s a dissociative anesthetic with a long and storied history of recreational abuse, Victorian parlors, Grateful Dead shows, and dubious tank-dragging subcultures who refer to the stuff as “hippie crack”—none of which applies to me right now, at this moment, I swear). I am not experiencing that familiar helium-light mental effervescence, the sound-distorting echo-chamber giddiness, the cartoonish delay between cause and effect that renders one’s own thoughts less like linear cognition and more like watching a VHS tape with the tracking screwed up. I am not grinning involuntarily, I am not caught in the recursive loop of thinking about how funny it is that I’m thinking about how funny it is, etc. If I appear light-headed or overly amused or prone to digression (which, yes, fine, I admit, can happen without chemical encouragement), it is not due to any exogenous nitrous-fueled joy. My bloodstream, for the record, remains a dry county as far as N₂O is concerned. Whatever levity, loquacity, or lilt you might be perceiving is, regrettably or admirably depending on your view of the natural human condition, entirely endogenous.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Also of interest, the wine-moms are using Milton's Text-to-Speech with Keanu's voice.

Nick is 100% trying to fuck them.
My theory is one of them was in the room with him when he was yelling at Keanu

Nick might have to slip from “lab error” to full on blame of someone else on this.

Man I don't want that to be true because it involves a kid, but my gut says its gonna be true.

I remember noticing his fingertips turning a bit bluish, but never his fingernails.

clearly he's wearing a dark blue / black shirt here which explains it

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Thank you to @Nova902 for the cut.

Dreaming of fat gassy dragons with anime coping and sneeding.

His youngest has always interrupted his stream but he never lapsed (when within his power) to hide them from the camera. He either doesn't give a shit about shielding them from the internet or his brain is so fried the thought to protect them doesn't even occur anymore.

It can be both and likely is.

 

[Maude Snew]

Nick used to get his suppositories from Aaron if you know what I mean.

You joke but goo replenishment is important.

 

[Brian Oblivion]

Seeing that poor girl show up was legit heartbreaking. Imagine being entrusted with that kind of awesome responsibility and choosing the life he chose instead. Dude deserves a legit ass beating. Hopefully he gets one in jail.

It was extremely contrived on Nick's part there was no reason why that interaction had to happen on camera.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

1. At 4:38:40, Aaron says that he recently talked to "a parent of one of the daughter's friends," who was in the Rekieta house last week and reported that "the kids are for sure affected by Nick's actions."

I mean yeah no shit. First the arrest and then the qover and now Nick’s ridiculous actions. Not only does if affect them but it’ll have continuous effects when Balldo brain keeps going with his antics. Everyday it’s a new thing almost and they’re no doubt being bullied by kids for it. Imagine having your dad go from a big streamer to screaming at women about his fucking side piece while he has holes in his brain. Depending on those kids age level no doubt someone in their group is keeping tabs on his streams, clips, or the Farms to stay on top of his antics to bully Nick’s kids.

Well fucking done Rekieta! Slow clap.