Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[Tread Miller]

No one—outside of this 4k online max website—will give a shit that I had 400+ favorites on e621 in the past. My bisexuality will be shrugged off. And all they need to do in regards of the "Maya's First Bath" is use their eyes to see it's a nothingburger.

Most likely one of the most truthful thing you have said in this thread.

Wanna know why? I can put it like this: It's not only in the past, but also something I wouldn't exactly fucking rub on their faces for no fucking reason. The ones that just appear to like rubbing their righteousness is you, not me. I don't need to prove I'm righteous, my actions will speak for themselves.

Sure, you didn't rub those things in our faces, but you have told a lot of personal information and stories about yourself in order to prove you are "righteous."

I have given you evidence of my innocence at least 4 times. On all of them you have joked around, and with 2 of them you have called it fake. Who can trust you at this point, knowing this?

Biggest problem is that it's based on trust that you won't lie, and well, it's not like you've been very honest with us.

Only retards like you. No one will believe I'm Ruben Sim hater anyways because I have constantly thrown money at him on his very sporadic streams, and I am subscribed to his page. (And you know exactly what I mean with subscribed. Don't be a fucking imbecile about it.)

You have no evidence that I raped a cat. You have no evidence that I abuse my dogs. You project and speak nonsense because you can't help yourself, you have a personality disorder.

Maybe, but the fact you keep reacting to it and how you react to it is really funny, and that's the point of this website; to laugh at eccentric folk.

Wanna know something fucking funny too, you retard (@Sperg Spectating)? Who are the butt of the joke with "X fucks dogs"? Not mexicans, it's WHITE WOMEN.

You know what they say, be the change you want to see in this world!

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[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

No fucking orthodox jews

No fucking wonder orthodox jews*

The autocorrect for some reason swallowed that entire word.

 

[The Strongest Haaton]

"X fucks dogs"? Not mexicans, it's WHITE WOMEN.

Why do I get the feeling Claudio is jealous here? Do you wish you were a White woman in this situation, Claudio?

 

[Tablet County]

You've said on this website statements that imply you are an autist at least 6 times unprompted. I can't feel intimidated by you, just so you know.

Let me guess, now you are going to cope that the phrase "my autism" in your posts was a joke or just irony. Right?

No one—outside of this 4k online max website—will give a shit that I had 400+ favorites on e621 in the past. My bisexuality will be shrugged off. And all they need to do in regards of the "Maya's First Bath" is use their eyes to see it's a nothingburger.

Wanna know why? I can put it like this: It's not only in the past, but also something I wouldn't exactly fucking rub on their faces for no fucking reason. The ones that just appear to like rubbing their righteousness is you, not me. I don't need to prove I'm righteous, my actions will speak for themselves.

I have given you evidence of my innocence at least 4 times. On all of them you have joked around, and with 2 of them you have called it fake. Who can trust you at this point, knowing this?

Only retards like you. No one will believe I'm Ruben Sim hater anyways because I have constantly thrown money at him on his very sporadic streams, and I am subscribed to his page. (And you know exactly what I mean with subscribed. Don't be a fucking imbecile about it.)

You have no evidence that I raped a cat. You have no evidence that I abuse my dogs. You project and speak nonsense because you can't help yourself, you have a personality disorder.

And to the retard who said the Mexicas existed for 2718 years. Are you taking me for a fucking retard? Even if that was true (it's not), what actually luciferan practice is being done today, faggot? The one in YOUR COUNTRY, in Bohemian Grove and all the Masonic "lodges" across the territory. You fucking CUNT.



Even the fucking retard commie Diego Rivera knew the mexica only lasted less than 200 years. I saw it on the fucking museum in person, bitch.

Who are dead? The mexica.

Is the mexica pantheon dead? Yes.

Who are not dead? The masons and the luciferan elite in Bohemian Grove.

Are their pagan activities dead? Fuck no.

No fucking orthodox jews see you as cattle, you are way dumber than actual cattle. Jesus fucking Christ, you just prove my point in regards of your hypocrisy and glass house establishments.

Wanna know something fucking funny too, you retard (@Sperg Spectating)? Who are the butt of the joke with "X fucks dogs"? Not mexicans, it's WHITE WOMEN.

You better check yourself before you wreck yourself.
I rest my case.

It took seven words in a low-effort shitpost to get you to write this.
I love that I can recognize you cargo-culting my own style of mockery into this latest seethe. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, or so they say.
Though maybe calling it a seethe at this point is too light. Given the circumstances I think Claudio's upgraded from coping and seething to Feasing Out of Control.

No one—outside of this 4k online max website—will give a shit that I had 400+ favorites on e621 in the past. My bisexuality will be shrugged off. And all they need to do in regards of the "Maya's First Bath" is use their eyes to see it's a nothingburger.

Maybe you should try interrogating this, Claus.

 

[NuIItley]

Jesus fucking Christ

Could you please not say the name of the Lord in vain? Thank you, Chlamydia.

 

[The Strongest Haaton]

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda what was your game plan after you woke up? Just to post here all day again?

 

[Xev]

Anyone who googles your name and reads your OP will very much care about your zoophilia and attraction to animals. Probably the only actual nothing burger since you're lazy ass will never even apply for a job so no potential employer will know you are a deviant. You will also spend another fucking decade trying and failing to get a 4 year degree. Keep winning bro.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I don't need to prove I'm righteous, my actions will speak for themselves

Raping a cat isn't righteous. Fantasies about incest aren't righteous. Yes, I know you only used to fantasize about incest and now you don't after you learned it was wrong. Lol.

You have no evidence that I raped a cat

All we have is a convoluted story about how you took your mother out for a walk (was this before you realized incest was wrong?) and for no particular reason you decided that in an area full of stray cats and parked cars you needed to investigate one very specific car for one very specific cat. The cat was not visible and you required the assistance of a security guard that you just happen to refer to as a policeman. We'll just ignore the part where the policeman security guard used his raincoat to remove a cat from inside a car's chassis. You decided that this cat was in dire need of veterinary assistance so you took a stray Mexican street cat to the vet and paid for an examination. Because obviously your single whore mother has plenty of disposable income to waste on medical bills for stray Mexican street cats. Then the vet, Mauricio, told you the cat had been raped by a neighbor from a neighboring neighborhood and needed to die.

Why would anyone assume this story is some sort of erotic fan fiction just because you have multiple instances of admitting you want to fuck members of the feline species?

Answer yes/no only!

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

If you really want to get pedantic, cartels like the CJNG still engage in the practice.

Oh boy. I know why you mentioned this. You are pretty predictable. It would be a shame that I didn't take the bait.

I think your luciferan, pedophilic, child rapist elite that have tunnels under major cities is worse, just saying.

You know what they say, be the change you want to see in this world!

True. When are you going to kill yourself then? Gotta increase that Male suicide ratio to accelerate people noticing the phenomenon!

to laugh at eccentric folk.

And sometimes lie about a few of them. Let's not forget about that one.

, it's not like you've been very honest with us.

Give one example, Null brown noser.

You brought up both the Red XIII shit and the Bowser shit completely unprompted, Claudio.

And how many times did I do that? -Inb4 crickets ensue-

I think less than 6 times, compared to Mr. Autistic himself @Tablet County.

I found the perfect cure for your autism. Try this medicine! It has a 100% rate of success.



You will not regret it, @Tablet County.

Have you noticed it yet, retard? @Tread Miller. I wonder who am I aggro with and why. Makes you think, doesn't it?

Sure, you didn't rub those things in our faces, but you have told a lot of personal information and stories about yourself in order to prove you are "righteous."

And the fact retards like @Sperg Spectating don't want my spicy evidence around things they have interest on (*COUGH COUGH* FURRIES, ONLINE PEDOS *COUGH COUGH*) makes them righteous how? I will await eagerly for this answer.

His OP is already discredited because he can't acknowledge that there is a massive fucking difference in life experience with a 48 year old versus an actual 15 year old. And the fact Nanaki doesn't even fucking exist, nor does his fucking species you massive virtue signaler. Wanna know what does exist? Little human girls. How does your loli obsession look like again? Oh shit.

It took seven words in a low-effort shitpost to get you to write this.

Called it. You are coping. How are you doing, autistic, mentally disabled bitch?

Maybe you should try interrogating this, Claus.

What did I fucking say, cunt? I don't rub it on people's fucking faces, and I don't even like most of the shit the favorites you showed have for content (which is FROM ALMOST 7 YEARS FUCKING AGO, may I add).

I literally proved to you that I have also deleted many of the """outed""" furry accounts too. Do you get it now? You have such fucking inhuman standards towards me, that I wouldn't be surprised that it would take me killing a furry for you to fucking understand I fucking hate them.

Could you please not say the name of the Lord in vain?

You have not opened a Bible in your life. Opinion discarded.

[Massive cope-posting]

-Insert nothing ever happens meme here-

 

[Xev]

Raping a cat isn't righteous. Fantasies about incest aren't righteous. Yes, I know you only used to fantasize about incest and now you don't after you learned it was wrong. Lol.

All we have is a convoluted story about how you took your mother out for a walk (was this before you realized incest was wrong?) and for no particular reason you decided that in an area full of stray cats and parked cars you needed to investigate one very specific car for one very specific cat. The cat was not visible and you required the assistance of a security guard that you just happen to refer to as a policeman. We'll just ignore the part where the policeman security guard used his raincoat to remove a cat from inside a car's chassis. You decided that this cat was in dire need of veterinary assistance so you took a stray Mexican street cat to the vet and paid for an examination. Because obviously your single whore mother has plenty of disposable income to waste on medical bills for stray Mexican street cats. Then the vet, Mauricio, told you the cat had been raped by a neighbor from a neighboring neighborhood and needed to die.

Why would anyone assume this story is some sort of erotic fan fiction just because you have multiple instances of admitting you want to fuck members of the feline species?

Answer yes/no only!

Well actuuuaalllyyyy it was an unknown neighbor from a neighboring neighborhood. You spoiled kiwis just make shit up!

 

[Balanced Boomer]

I really don't want Claudio to continue posting pictures of his latest rape victim.

 

[The Strongest Haaton]

You have not opened a Bible in your life. Opinion discarded.

If anything in this thread is projection, this is my pick.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

And how many times did I do that? -Inb4 crickets ensue-

I think less than 6 times,

Claudio only brought up wanting to fuck animals unprompted a half dozen times! Suck it trolls! Another Claudio Win!

 

[NuIItley]

You have not opened a Bible in your life. Opinion discarded.

I have. Multiple times. I wasn't born in a Catholic family nor was I raised Catholic like you were, but I still attended mass congregation nearly every Sunday with my family, I still took time out of my day to study the Bible, etc. etc.
I won't gloat any further like how you've been doing these past few pages, because owning more Bibles or more crosses doesn't make you a better Christian than anyone else. It just shows you're unnecessarily materialistic, and, remember, materialism is one of the many thought processes that Christianity disavows of. I won't talk about the 7 Deadly Sins (most particularly Lust in your case, you know why) because that'd just be unnecessary on my end.
Claudio, what I'm trying to say is, you have NO authority on this subject matter. None at all. You are no better a judge of man than you are a specimen of one.

 

[JohnnyGringo]

You know Claudio, for a person that supposedly is against Loli/Shota, you sure as shit interact with those accounts on Twitter.

https://x.com/DramaticGoatBoi/status/888090322336714752

 

[The Strongest Haaton]

You know what's funny? I can't determine whether Claudio is more insufferable now or when he was a normal poster (judging by the OP). @Claudio Hernández Castañeda Have you ever stopped an considered why people picked you specifically to mock out of the thousands of random users here? Do you have any inkling why we think you're a lolcow?

 

[Tread Miller]

True. When are you going to kill yourself then? Gotta increase that Male suicide ratio to accelerate people noticing the phenomenon!

What happened to "talking rib"?

And sometimes lie about a few of them. Let's not forget about that one.

Well if the lies get you to act up and make a funny reaction, that helps fulfil the "laughing at eccentric people" purpose.

Give one example, Null brown noser.

May not be an exact lie but you've changed your story from "your father cheated on your mother with 5 women" to "your father cheated on your mother with 3+" women.

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#AlwaysWinning
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[Tablet County]

Called it. You are coping. How are you doing, autistic, mentally disabled bitch?

Sorry, I'm autistic so I have difficulty explaining my innermost emotions. Though my favorite Internet retard keeps giving me free dopamine by being retarded so I think I'm happy.

What did I fucking say, cunt? I don't rub it on people's fucking faces, and I don't even like most of the shit the favorites you showed have for content (which is FROM ALMOST 7 YEARS FUCKING AGO, may I add).

I literally proved to you that I have also deleted many of the """outed""" furry accounts too. Do you get it now? You have such fucking inhuman standards towards me, that I wouldn't be surprised that it would take me killing a furry for you to fucking understand I fucking hate them.

I don't care, Claus. You could be a non-degen heterosexual male with a wife and three kids, a high-paying, self-made career and a vast agrarian hacienda and I'd still make fun of you if you reacted this way to being cyberbullied.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda

Can you please elaborate on how it's the fault of people like us that you have a deformed finger? I think we deserve another informative story about your truly unique life experience.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

And how many times did I do that? -Inb4 crickets ensue-

I think less than 6 times, compared to Mr. Autistic himself @Tablet County.

Bowser (unprompted) - 3 times

why I was even attracted to Worriz or Bowser.

Bowser was my first gay crush when I was 11

I started using the internet at age 12. I was playing Smash Bros Meele at age 11. My crush for Bowser begun (albeit in the immensely, naive and innocent manner a 11 year old boy would do so) while playing Melee.

Red XIII (unprompted) - 3 times

I literally fucking see Red XIII as a monster.

you would INSTANTANEOUSLY move back to Red XIII.

you can (predictably) return to the failed Red XIII topic

Guess what, Claudio? That’s 6!