Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

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I think less than 6 times, compared to Mr. Autistic himself @Tablet County.

I found the perfect cure for your autism. Try this medicine! It has a 100% rate of success.

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You will not regret it, @Tablet County.
Sorry I'm autistic so I interpret this as you telling me that I can cure my autism if I dress up like Doomguy and kill you with a shotgun.
I wouldn't do that, just to be clear. Unless you put me in a self-defense situation.
 
You've said on this website statements that imply you are an autist at least 6 times unprompted. I can't feel intimidated by you, just so you know.
This is an interesting one. I've done nothing to suggest I want to intimidate Claudio, nor do I think I've done anything approaching intimidation (unless he thinks my bootleg Sam Hyde posts are attempts at intimidation :story:). Claudio bringing this up out of nowhere (unprompted, you might say) suggests at first glance that he's somehow intimidated by me. If that is the case, that's hilarious, but I don't think it is.
More likely, seeing as he's done this pseudo-Internet Tough Guy routine a few times, I can only assume this is another weird example of Claudio projecting his warped views onto me.
 
You know what's funny? I can't determine whether Claudio is more insufferable now or when he was a normal poster (judging by the OP). @Claudio Hernández Castañeda Have you ever stopped an considered why people picked you specifically to mock out of the thousands of random users here? Do you have any inkling why we think you're a lolcow?

Could it be because of his tendencies to take bait very easily?....🤔

Naw it couldn't be that, clearly we're all just a bunch of cyberbowlingers with psychosexual disorders out to get poor innocent Claudio
 
I found the perfect cure for your autism. Try this medicine! It has a 100% rate of success.
(which is FROM ALMOST 7 YEARS FUCKING AGO, may I add)
Claudio, I don't think you've read the room. I don't know if you're even capable of reading the room in the first place, seeing that you're the most severely autistic person in this entire thread, but, understand this. You're cannot, no, you're not entitled to use pinpoint dates related to utterly insignificant (in this context) events in your personal life, NOR can you use generally large figures of time, such as the aforementioned "7 YEARS FUCKING (you're not good with sentence structuring, are you?) AGO", in favor of your arguments, because, as has been demonstrated from the sole existence of the thread WE'RE CURRENTLY ON RIGHT NOW, combined together with the 220+ pages it has accumulated from your own sperging alone, you have not changed a single bit, nothing, nada, not a single morsel of your personality, your character, and the attributes related to these 2 characteristics of yours, in the past DECADE or so. There's not much reason for us to believe that you were "enlightened" in 2019 when you're this frequently aggressive with us for pointing out (correctly, as well) lapses in judgement you've made on other accounts of yours + your severe hypocrisy when it comes to said lapses. You constantly claim we've been possessed by demons yet you hurl extremely specific death threats and incredibly disgusting + violent personal fantasies of yours at us, at the tiniest, most minute inconvenience. Do you not see what's wrong here? Actually, no, you don't, because like I've said before, you're completely incapable of self-reflection. Easily the biggest thing that stands out about YOU (aside from the fact you like raping completely defenseless animals for your own sexual pleasure, since you're actually incapable of getting any human being to have sex with you) is your incessant, undying, severe, nigh world record level of hypocrisy. You are the most hypocritical person I've ever seen before in my entire life. And you deserve an award for that. Unlike what others have been saying as of late, don't put the cup down, keep drinking from it - the ride never ends, you're in for it (you started it, after all), and, most importantly, we've barely just started. Keep on winning. You know you want to. Gana más, Claudio.
:achievement:
 
At this point in time, it feels like I'm abusing a group of mentally deficient fucks (aka, the majority of you). You should be realizing in this exact moment that you are dealing with someone who actually has an idea of what he's talking about.

Do you know I don't know how people like you think? I have seen it for at least 17 years non-stop, on both sides of the fucking political spectrum.

The worst example I even have is how your line of thinking would make me lose no matter what─ON THE VIDEOGAME TOPIC.

You don't appear to have fucking brain power to comprehend that I have not fucking lied to you, guys, but you apparently have enough cognitive process for making strawmen in the case of:

Me being found out that I have been playing ANY of these games or franchises:

A) Already known because I fucking uploaded it (or just played them offline beforehand):
1. Super Mario
2. Shovel Knight
3. Resident Evil
4. FNAF
5. Pac-Man
6. Crash Bandicoot
7. Spyro
8. Dead Space
9. Dead Rising
10. Donkey Kong Country
11. FNAF fan games
12. Obscure Indie Games like Kero Blaster
13. Cuphead
14. Castlevania
15. Wolfen(((stein)))
16. Mario Kart
17. The Legend of Zelda
18. Darksiders
19. Steamworld
20. The Evil Within
21. Dark Souls
22. Bioshock
23. Rayman (2D and 3D)
24. F.E.A.R.
25. Dead by Daylight (Don't fucking ever expect me to play the shitty Story game one. I have already watched it and the story is completely bad)
26. Left 4 Dead
27. L.A. Noise
28. Smash Bros
29. Darkest Dungeon
30. Pikmin
31. Max Paine
32. Yoshi's Island (and Yoshi's Story)
33. Cave Story

B) Hypothetical game franchises:

1. Forbidden Siren
2. Silent Hill 1-4
3. [Insert flavor of the year, goyslop MOBA shooter here]
4. Mass Effect
5. Okami
6. Ori and the [Insert the latter half for any of the two games here]
7. Outlast
8. Metal Slug
9. Mega Man/X
10. Fallout
11. Half-Life
12. Eternal Darkness
13. Ninja Gaiden
14. Banjo Kazooie/Tooie

Fun fact:
Do you think I don't know what your bias is either? It's the fact that I am not heterosexual that really riles you up. Which is hilarious because you act like I HAVE to be on the lefty side just because of this, ignoring the following:

I was suspended from Twitter IN FUCKING 2017, YOU FUCKING RETARDS.


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I was openly against whatever the fuck this is back then, too:

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Hilarious fact: The dude in that video was arrested for pedophilic crimes. KEKW

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But I already know how you will react, disingenuous fucks, because I have seen it already. Case in point:

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At this point in time, it feels like I'm abusing a group of mentally deficient fucks (aka, the majority of you). You should be realizing in this exact moment that you are dealing with someone who actually has an idea of what he's talking about.

Do you know I don't know how people like you think? I have seen it for at least 17 years non-stop, on both sides of the fucking political spectrum.

The worst example I even have is how your line of thinking would make me lose no matter what─ON THE VIDEOGAME TOPIC.

You don't appear to have fucking brain power to comprehend that I have not fucking lied to you, guys, but you apparently have enough cognitive process for making strawmen in the case of:

Me being found out that I have been playing ANY of these games or franchises:

A) Already known because I fucking uploaded it (or just played them offline beforehand):
1. Super Mario
2. Shovel Knight
3. Resident Evil
4. FNAF
5. Pac-Man
6. Crash Bandicoot
7. Spyro
8. Dead Space
9. Dead Rising
10. Donkey Kong Country
11. FNAF fan games
12. Obscure Indie Games like Kero Blaster
13. Cuphead
14. Castlevania
15. Wolfen(((stein)))
16. Mario Kart
17. The Legend of Zelda
18. Darksiders
19. Steamworld
20. The Evil Within
21. Dark Souls
22. Bioshock
23. Rayman (2D and 3D)
24. F.E.A.R.
25. Dead by Daylight (Don't fucking ever expect me to play the shitty Story game one. I have already watched it and the story is completely bad)
26. Left 4 Dead
27. L.A. Noise
28. Smash Bros
29. Darkest Dungeon
30. Pikmin
31. Max Paine
32. Yoshi's Island (and Yoshi's Story)
33. Cave Story

B) Hypothetical game franchises:

1. Forbidden Siren
2. Silent Hill 1-4
3. [Insert flavor of the year, goyslop MOBA shooter here]
4. Mass Effect
5. Okami
6. Ori and the [Insert the latter half for any of the two games here]
7. Outlast
8. Metal Slug
9. Mega Man/X
10. Fallout
11. Half-Life
12. Eternal Darkness
13. Ninja Gaiden
14. Banjo Kazooie/Tooie

Fun fact:
Do you think I don't know what your bias is either? It's the fact that I am not heterosexual that really riles you up. Which is hilarious because you act like I HAVE to be on the lefty side just because of this, ignoring the following:

I was suspended from Twitter IN FUCKING 2017, YOU FUCKING RETARDS.


1748625140311.webp

I was openly against whatever the fuck this is back then, too:

1748625228916.webp
1748625269547.webp

Hilarious fact: The dude in that video was arrested for pedophilic crimes. KEKW

1748625317698.webp

But I already know how you will react, disingenuous fucks, because I have seen it already. Case in point:

Screenshot_20250530_115324_Firefox.webp

 
[...]it feels like I'm abusing a group of mentally deficient fucks
We are doing the exact same to you.
"I don't know how people like you think?"
The exact same could be said for you.
[...]is how your line of thinking would make me lose no matter what...
Yes. And you fall for it every single time.
You don't appear to have fucking brain power to comprehend[...]
The exact same could be said for you.
Me being found out that I have been playing ANY of these games or franchises:
Nobody here gives a shit as to what videogames you play or not. We're not here to talk about vidya with you. We're here to point and laugh at the diseased, mixed meat, pedophilic zoophile/zoophilic pedophile, tube-breathing ogre that is YOU, the main topic of this thread, Claudio Hernández Castañeda.
 
No matter what the fuck I do, you will nitpick.

If I played ANY of these consoles, you would either blame me for "enabling" the companies that own the brand, or other stupid shit:

Xbox
Nintendo
Sony (Playstation)

The Nintendo one is the most fucking egregious because these are all the consoles I have actually owned:

1. GameCube
2. Game Boy Pocket
3. (Just 2) Game & Watch
4. Game Boy Advance SP
5. Nintendo Wii
6. Nintendo DS
7. Nintendo DSi
8. Nintendo 3DS XL

There's something missing there, right? Oh, right. Everything fucking else after the 3DS. Dumb cunts.

There goes your Nintendrone allegations, @Sperg Spectating, because I have been PHYSICALLY unable to even """"enable"""" Nintendo's paid online multiplayer service for the entire history of its existence. Meaning you can't blame me for this:

1. Wathever controversy Nintendo's 1st party games ever brought.
2. Wathever The Pokémon Company ever did post Pokémon ORAS
3. The Nintendo Switch AND NS2 Shenanigans.

Here's a recommendation for you, @Sperg Spectating:

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Do this before you unironically actually ruin a victim's life with your inability to detect nuance (which might be a consequence of wathever the fuck personality disorder you suffer AND you haven't been diagnosed of yet).
 
If I played ANY of these consoles, you would either blame me for "enabling" the companies that own the brand, or other stupid shit:
Shut the fuck up, nobody cares. Literally. Nobody cares about any of this. Pendejo. Ve a llorar a su madre.
 
No matter what the fuck I do, you will nitpick.

If I played ANY of these consoles, you would either blame me for "enabling" the companies that own the brand, or other stupid shit:

Xbox
Nintendo
Sony (Playstation)

The Nintendo one is the most fucking egregious because these are all the consoles I have actually owned:

1. GameCube
2. Game Boy Pocket
3. (Just 2) Game & Watch
4. Game Boy Advance SP
5. Nintendo Wii
6. Nintendo DS
7. Nintendo DSi
8. Nintendo 3DS XL

There's something missing there, right? Oh, right. Everything fucking else after the 3DS. Dumb cunts.

There goes your Nintendrone allegations, @Sperg Spectating, because I have been PHYSICALLY unable to even """"enable"""" Nintendo's paid online multiplayer service for the entire history of its existence. Meaning you can't blame me for this:

1. Wathever controversy Nintendo's 1st party games ever brought.
2. Wathever The Pokémon Company ever did post Pokémon ORAS
3. The Nintendo Switch AND NS2 Shenanigans.

Here's a recommendation for you, @Sperg Spectating:

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Do this before you unironically actually ruin a victim's life with your inability to detect nuance (which might be a consequence of wathever the fuck personality disorder you suffer AND you haven't been diagnosed of yet).
What the fuck is this niggerbabble? Is your taste in vidya really of any note or importance?
 
There you go again just volunteering info nobody asked for and we're the retards?

Fun Fact: Tommy Tooter also likes to overshare on sites he hates like this one. Jesus, it's amazing how much Claudio here has in common with him, it's like he's Mexican Tommy Tooter in training, no wonder why he feels the need to trollshield him so badly
 
Fun Fact: Tommy Tooter also likes to overshare on sites he hates like this one. Jesus, it's amazing how much Claudio here has in common with him, it's like he's Mexican Tommy Tooter in training, no wonder why he feels the need to trollshield him so badly
You are onto something. Tommy's eye eaten by flies, Claudio's throat eaten by his own dead end genetics. Both rape animals. Both cannot stop themselves from sperging too close to the sun. At least Tommy isn't mexican but he does pretend to be a troon so that evens out.
 
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