Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

[Eventide]

I think they were. There's been rumours that Teddy Fresh is having layoffs and has been struggling financially for a while now.
I've mentioned it before; it had actually established itself as a clothing brand after riding a merch train for H3H3. However, they remained very heavily linked because Hila was very deliberately the face of Teddy Fresh and Ethan would constantly plug it.

Coincidentally, Hila announced that Teddy Fresh will be having a 3 day warehouse/sample sale next month to clear out inventory. Makes you wonder what's going on behind the scenes

I always thought Teddy Fresh looked like it was designed by the colorblind - I consider myself edgy and stylish, but over the years not one clothing item I've seen on the Teddy Fresh website (from 2021-now) ever compelled me to order. Even the collab t-shirts (like Rick and Morty/Marvel/Spongebob) were ugly. It's like the clothes are intentionally aesthetically displeasing.

 

[cloudy1]

I think they were. There's been rumours that Teddy Fresh is having layoffs and has been struggling financially for a while now.

i mean i wouldn't be surprised. their target market looks like it would be the "free palestine" demo and that bridge is all but burnt completely. Also, selling cheap trash at $50 a pop is not a way to lock in a loyal customer, but it's hard for people like ethan and hila to see past their own noses sometimes if you catch my drift.

 

[StarkRavingMad]

So MeatCanyon gave his two cents on the whole controversy:


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Well now. This is disappointing.

MeatCanyon/PapaMeat makes decent content. This is a dumbass take.

Isn't PapaMeat a father now, too? Pretty awful to be saying that someone is "overreacting" after the CPS and human skull thing. Pretty sure his fat ass wouldn't be taking that shit kindly either.

 

[elonmaize]

in reply to the person who just posted, i actually have some breaking news. Ethan just reported that Ian just stole his grandparents and turned them into lampshades, you can still see their mouths and eyes!

 

[Eventide]

Well now. This is disappointing.

MeatCanyon/PapaMeat makes decent content. This is a dumbass take.

Isn't PapaMeat a father now, too? Pretty awful to be saying that someone is "overreacting" after the CPS and human skull thing. Pretty sure his fat ass wouldn't be taking that shit kindly either.

No, I think all his "I'm a father" posts were joking about his wife either hatching duckling eggs or adopt a new barn kitten. Pretty sure he once claimed he wants to be childfree.

In hindsight, can't say I'm shocked Hunter sided with Hasan. He does have a talking oven puppet character made of human skin - that might be a Holocaust joke.

 

[StarkRavingMad]

No, I think all his "I'm a father" posts were joking about his wife either hatching duckling eggs or adopt a new barn kitten. Pretty sure he once claimed he wants to be childfree.

In hindsight, can't say I'm shocked Hunter sided with Hasan. He does have a talking oven puppet character made of human skin - that might be a Holocaust joke.

You know, a bunch of childless adults keep making their case on the internet about how "you don't need kids to be empathetic or a more loving person," and here we are seeing a bunch of childless adults telling a parent that he is overreacting over being sent literal human remains as a death threat against his family, and those same people taking actions to have his kids taken away from him as well.

These particular childless adults are not making a good case for themselves. At the same time, though, thank God no kid has to deal with them as parents (for now).

I seriously did not make the connection about Hunter's oven character until reading your post. Good Lord, I can't unsee it now.

Also, I've said this in the Anisa/idubbbz thread multiple times: I am not a fan of Ethan Klein's, and I don't see myself becoming one in the future. I just think it's fucked up what been done to his family, and him sperging on the internet about these people is entirely justified and more.

 

[Americunt]

He does have a talking oven puppet character made of human skin - that might be a Holocaust joke.

Genuinely can't tell because all your other posts in this thread buy Ethans "The SoCal Suburbanites are literally goose stepping me to the camps!" hogwash, but are we being fucking serious here? This is like brainrot for judaism.

 

[StarkRavingMad]

Genuinely can't tell because all your other posts in this thread buy Ethans "The SoCal Suburbanites are literally goose stepping me to the camps!" hogwash, but are we being fucking serious here? This is like brainrot for judaism.

It's not "brainrot" to start drawing connections for a person who is making excuses for literal terrorist sympathizers.

Literal terrorist sympathizers who have inspired fans to go out and kill people, no less.

 

[Americunt]

I just think it's fucked up what been done to his family, and him sperging on the internet about these people is entirely justified and more.

Is it though? He has no proof any of the people he's kvetching about have any connection with the CPS call, broadly paints the brush of all of them being culpable for it in some way, and then when directly pushed on why he says those things he feigns indifference and neutrality on the subject.

He can't have it both ways, if he's going to go into stimulant fueled rants about these people trying to take his keeeeedz, then he actually needs evidence, or at least the conviction to stand behind such statements when confronted about it. It's a cowardly tactic, that I think there IS an arguement to be made for him just labeling everyone he doesn't like as a CPS-calling, Skull mailing, card carrying member of the Shutzstaffel to be some form of defamation

It's not "brainrot" to start drawing connections for a person who is making excuses for literal terrorist sympathizers.

Literal terrorist sympathizers who have inspired fans to go out and kill people, no less.

This is just a non-sequitor conspiracy theory cock-board with red yarn connection. I don't even know what Meat Canyon character you're talking about specifically, but do you really think there's a straight line of connection between whatever that character is, him being slightly critical of Ethan, and the SA Goon that shot those Israeli Diplomats? Do you fucking hear yourself and how insane and paranoid that sounds?

Beauty Parlor Bitches Leave, you're a cancer on this thread.

 

[StarkRavingMad]

Is it though? He has no proof any of the people he's kvetching about have any connection with the CPS call, broadly paints the brush of all of them being culpable for it in some way, and then when directly pushed on why he says those things he feigns indifference and neutrality on the subject.

He can't have it both ways, if he's going to go into stimulant fueled rants about these people trying to take his keeeeedz, then he actually needs evidence, or at least the conviction to stand behind such statements when confronted about it. It's a cowardly tactic, that I think there IS an arguement to be made for him just labeling everyone he doesn't like as a CPS-calling, Skull mailing, card carrying member of the Shutzstaffel.


This is just a non-sequitor conspiracy theory cock-board with red yarn connection. I don't even know what Meat Canyon character you're talking about specifically, but do you really think there's a straight line of connection between whatever that character is, him being slightly critical of Ethan, and the SA Goon that shot those Israeli Diplomats? Do you fucking hear yourself and how insane and paranoid that sounds?

Beauty Parlor Bitches Leave, you're a cancer on this thread.

You wear your username well, I'll give you that.

 

[Americunt]

You wear your username well, I'll give you that.

See this is what I'm talking about, maybe this "yasss qweeen slay" mean girls bullshit will get you asspats in Beauty Parlor, but It doesn't work here, I have actual points and you look retarded for just ignoring them. Go back to the kitchen sweetie, don't worry your pretty little head with politics, clearly it's beyond your understanding.

 

[StarkRavingMad]

See this is what I'm talking about, maybe this "yasss qweeen slay" mean girls bullshit will get you asspats in Beauty Parlor, but It doesn't work here, I have actual points and you look retarded for just ignoring them. Go back to the kitchen sweetie, don't worry your pretty little head with politics, clearly it's beyond your understanding.

Clearly, I struck a nerve.

Your posts are ignoring all of the evidence that is already out there about this situation with people like Hamas Piker and the Kleins.

Piker is openly antisemitic, a proud terrorist sympathizer, and one of his fans killed two Israelis in Washington D.C. recently.

There's nothing to fucking question here. Do you wear your fedora tipped on your head, or do you get your kicks from literally sticking it up your ass, faggot?

 

[Americunt]

Your posts are ignoring all of the evidence that is already out there about this situation with people like Hamas Piker and the Kleins.

Piker is openly antisemitic, a proud terrorist sympathizer, and one of his fans killed two Israelis in Washington D.C. recently.

Fine, I'm not here to defend Hasan, he's a niggerfaggot, we're in agreement on that. Now would you explain to me how that connects to Meat Canyon being slightly critical of Ethan on a livestream that amounts to basically 5 minutes total is evidence that he's secretly a hitler-worshipping neo-nazi, and a grossout character he made forever ago was actually a dogwhistle all along?

This is what I'm talking about, you BP hoes find one tangible piece of evidence of someone's wrongdoing, and then string along a nonsensical chain of custody to someone who's at best tangentially related and say they're equally as guilty.

 

[StarkRavingMad]

Fine, I'm not here to defend Hasan, he's a niggerfaggot, we're in agreement on that. Now would you explain to me how that connects to Meat Canyon being slightly critical of Ethan on a livestream that amounts to basically 5 minutes total is evidence that he's secretly a hitler-worshipping neo-nazi, and a grossout character he made forever ago was actually a dogwhistle all along?

This is what I'm talking about, you BP hoes find one tangible piece of evidence of someone's wrongdoing, and then string along a nonsensical chain of custody to someone who's at best tangentially related and say they're equally as guilty.

PapaMeat, in that clip: "Ethan needs to admit that he's overreacting."

Also PapaMeat: *crickets about one of Piker's fans killing two people* *crickets about Piker's statements defending terrorist groups* *crickets about human remains being sent to Ethan Klein*

At best, PapaMeat is a fucking ignorant dumbass on top of being a fatass. At mid, his priorities are skewed as fuck. At worst ... Well, I've expressed my opinions on that.

The fat asshole shouldn't have commented on the matter in the first place.

 

[Americunt]

PapaMeat, in that clip: "Ethan needs to admit that he's overreacting."

Also PapaMeat: *crickets about one of Piker's fans killing two people* *crickets about Piker's statements defending terrorist groups* *crickets about human remains being sent to Ethan Klein*

At best, PapaMeat is a fucking ignorant dumbass on top of being a fatass. At mid, his priorities are skewed as fuck. At worst ... Well, I've expressed my opinions on that.

The fat asshole shouldn't have commented on the matter in the first place.

Ethan IS overreacting, you think people on the outside looking in see unhinge shit like this:

"You are gilded with edible gold sheets, and underneath you are corroded and rusted, like an old bucket fished out of a lake. And like a fished out bucket, you carry swamp water full of pond scum. But you're not even a useful bucket, you have holes from the corrosion. You spill disease ridden impotable water with every step. Everywhere you go is marked by foul smelling sewage water and slime. When those that you carry water for smell you, they fear people will suspect it's they who stink. And we all conclude, in unison, it's best to put the scum bucket back in the swamp."

And think to themselves "Yah this guy is being reasonable"

Fair enough that he should have kept his trap shut about the whole situation, but speaking on Ethan and not Hasan doesn't automatically make him Gaza's strongest soldier, how you can make that enormous leap is unfathomable to me considering how fat you probably are.

 

[StarkRavingMad]

Ethan IS overreacting, you think people on the outside looking in see unhinge shit like this:



And think to themselves "Yah this guy is being reasonable"

Fair enough that he should have kept his trap shut about the whole situation, but speaking on Ethan and not Hasan doesn't automatically make him Gaza's strongest soldier, how you can make that enormous leap is unfathomable to me considering how fat you probably are.

If someone sent me human remains and tried to take my kids away from me, I would be fucking feral, and I would be 1000% justified.

Ethan mildly disagrees with Hasan about a "current happening" ... What does Hasan and his ilk do? Threaten Ethan's life and family. And nobody's calling THAT an overreaction?

What are you? PapaMeat's taint?

 

[Americunt]

If someone sent me human remains and tried to take my kids away from me, I would be fucking feral, and I would be 1000% justified.

And we're back to the original point. He has NO PROOF any of these people are responsible for the CPS Call, at best he has a hunch, at worst he's just making it up as he goes along to smear people. Ethan HIMSELF when directly asked about his accusations that snarkers/Denims/Bad Empanada will say that he doesn't have proof, and in Denim's case at least he had to read a form letter prepared by his lawyer specifically saying he doesn't think she's responsible. He can't have it both ways, I'm not gonna give him carte blanche to go scorched earth on people he views as responsible for the CPS Call when by his own admission he doesn't have proof, nor believes that they're actually responsible.

I'm not gonna comment too deeply on the skulls but go a few pages back and someone else breaks down way better than I could why that situation going down in the way Ethan said it did it is very suspect. I have my own doubts about it, but also I frankly don't give a shit even if it is totally true, Ethan's wished death on enough people that this would be karma boomeranging back and slamming him in the face.

 

[StarkRavingMad]

And we're back to the original point. He has NO PROOF any of these people are responsible for the CPS Call, at best he has a hunch, at worst he's just making it up as he goes along to smear people. Ethan HIMSELF when directly asked about his accusations that snarkers/Denims/Bad Empanada will say that he doesn't have proof, and in Denim's case at least he had to read a form letter prepared by his lawyer specifically saying he doesn't think she's responsible. He can't have it both ways, I'm not gonna give him carte blanche to go scorched earth on people he views as responsible for the CPS Call when by his own admission he doesn't have proof, nor believes that they're actually responsible.

I'm not gonna comment too deeply on the skulls but go a few pages back and someone else breaks down way better than I could why that situation going down in the way Ethan said it did it is very suspect. I have my own doubts about it, but also I frankly don't give a shit even if it is totally true, Ethan's wished death on enough people that this would be karma boomeranging back and slamming him in the face.

Oh fuck off, you've been sperging about Ethan being on drugs even though there's no evidence of that. Don't even. lol.

Meanwhile, Hasan's little terrorist fraternity is laughing about the human skulls and justifying the CPS calls.

I think you like Hamas Piker more than you are claiming, because you are certainly finding every excuse for him that you can.

 

[Americunt]

Oh fuck off, you've been sperging about Ethan being on drugs even though there's no evidence of that. Don't even. lol.

There is actually a lot of evidence that he is. Tons of clips from his show asking producers to give him adderall. And I'm sorry but if you're reading any of the unhinged rants he posts on social media and think he doesn't come off as someone hopped up on stims, then I guess you're lucky enough to not have witnessed anyone in your life be destroyed by substance abuse, it is OBVIOUS he's on SOMETHING.

I think you like Hamas Piker more than you are claiming, because you are certainly finding every excuse for him that you can.

I think he's a lambo driving fake socialist faggot too, I just hate Ethan more, and more than that I hate that him sticking the knife in Hasan only when it was over a controversial political statement that affected him personally, has led to this "redemption arc" for him by faggots like yourself gullible enough to fall for his jew tactics.

Reminder that Hasan's "America deserved 9/11" incident happened when Ethan was still friends with him! And he only thought to bring it up and use it against him after he glorified Israel's 9/11, really makes you think...

 

[Deleted_User]

Oh fuck off, you've been sperging about Ethan being on drugs even though there's no evidence of that. Don't even. lol.

Meanwhile, Hasan's little terrorist fraternity is laughing about the human skulls and justifying the CPS calls.

I think you like Hamas Piker more than you are claiming, because you are certainly finding every excuse for him that you can.

Oy vey how will ethan survive the bel air pogroms, poor guy prob cries himself to sleep as he wipes away his tears with his 200k Patek Philippe watches

The skulls with the serial numbers still attached in a box with a huge logo that said SKULLS were worse than the holocaust.


The CPS call which he blamed several people for then admitted he doesn't actually know who called and said the CPS agent mentioned it was a close family friend was actually worse than oct 7th.

GUYS PLEASE DONATE TO ETHAN, Hes actually trying to escape Auschwitz as we speak and without your donation they will put him into the ovens. Time is running out guys, hurry please donate everything you have, i heard he has his eyes on a new watch anyway.

Btw ethan is def on some kind of stimulants, if you have watched the show for a while you would notice the shift in his behavior, increased tics, erratic behavior and huge fucking pupils, hes legit the tweaker talking to himself at the liquor store. Maybe its a new cocktail of scripts, maybe its recreational use i mean he does live in LA, not hard to find some.

No matter how hard people pearl clutch in this thread.. you will never stop me from LAUGHING MY ASS OFF AT ETHAN... he is fucking prime lolcow material, the reactions he had during this extended crashout is the best comedy hes performed in his entire career.

The difference between laughing at ethan and laughing at hasan rn is.. the whole fuck hasan train is just beating a dead horse, sure some funny developments here and there like hasan probably getting deported to CECOT and watching him squirm while it's unfolding is funny, but you just don't get that GOLDEN lolcow reaction like you do from ethan, idk get better material. until then im going to be laughing at ethan. Shit even drama youtubers are calling this out, you got kuihman, jstlk and chudlogic saying you guys are fucking insane for SIDING WITH THE ADL of all people just to defend ethan / attack hasan, and its obvious destiny, dan saltman, nick deorio, mutahar, keemstar, etc are self-interested in their defense of ethan, they probably are loving the exposure.

I will say ethan being a youtuber for what a decade and half? knows exactly how to farm this shit, he may be crashing out but he knows exactly how to farm both sides to rally up engagement for his podcast, in the end its all he cares about.. those watches. Ethan was legit posting ragebait thumbnails OF HIS KIDS and editing it 10 times like mr.beast to keep that engagement flowing, he even brought his kids onto the podcast AFTER THE CPS CALL when both he and hila told everyone they would never show their faces after their baby phase. Meanwhile you got dumbasses falling over themselves to be ethans strongest goyim warrior lmaoo, no matter how hard you try you will always be a gentile, a amalek.