Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 56 24.0%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 3 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 75 32.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 28 12.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 71 30.5%

  • Total voters
    233
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AI Graph has a good concept but absolutely failed with the map graph.
The SOC in Texas is 17
> Graph says it's 18 according to the legend
I do like the pervy guys serving hotdish or whatever that casserole dish is meant to represent
 
It's "Infotainment"
It’s as if people don’t remember tabloids like the National Inquirer, or more recently talking heads like Nancy Grace.
Warski seems pretty demure and takes a backseat to PPP yelling like Gilbert Gottfried. And I love it when PPP does his Ralph voice.

I just hope they don't have a breakup like Opie & Anthony did.
 
As an aside, PPP did something Nick would never have the humility to do: apologize for making false accusations against someone, namely Null. The public burying the hatchet gave me respect for the big man with the cleanest butt on the Internet.

If Nick could bring himself to do that for Monty, maybe he wouldn’t be out of so much dough. But now he’s POOR! And BLUE!
 
Warski seems pretty demure and takes a backseat to PPP yelling like Gilbert Gottfried.
Warski and PPP are a great partnership. Warski is too lazy to do the research and come up with good bits to make fun of the jokers and he just wants to be a video game streamer anyway, and PPP is too fat and lazy to learn to use OBS. they both get to do the parts they are best at in the show and Warski gets to do his video game streamer post show without having to get an organic audience for it. You couldn't ask for better working conditions. Its gonna be fucking epic when they finally snake each other and the show blows up. I think they are both smart enough to stick it out for a long long time though. They have a great thing going.
 
As an aside, PPP did something Nick would never have the humility to do: apologize for making false accusations against someone, namely Null. The public burying the hatchet gave me respect for the big man with the cleanest butt on the Internet.
100%

As a side note anytime Josh is on with PPP the chemistry is great. They play off of each other very well. I'm glad they are friends again.
 
Warski and PPP are a great partnership. Warski is too lazy to do the research and come up with good bits to make fun of the jokers and he just wants to be a video game streamer anyway, and PPP is too fat and lazy to learn to use OBS. they both get to do the parts they are best at in the show and Warski gets to do his video game streamer post show without having to get an organic audience for it. You couldn't ask for better working conditions. Its gonna be fucking epic when they finally snake each other and the show blows up. I think they are both smart enough to stick it out for a long long time though. They have a great thing going.
And that's why I made the comparison to O&A. Opie was the showrunner but wasn't funny like Anthony, and his envy grew until it boiled over.
 
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Nick admits he's basically defaming Kurt Mueller for engagement farming, like a disingenuous Dick Masterson faggot.
There is no reason anymore to engage Nick Rekieta on a sincere level, is reaction is to always provoke the most attention.
"His two day old tweet will be passed in the next 20 mins or so."

That reminds me... I wonder...

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Sorry Nick, but you done pissed off people more entertaining, and with greater reach, than you.

But keep talking about Kurt's "micro peen," and falsely accusing him of being a pedo. I'm sure that'll reverse your continued misfortune for sure.
 
@Null Can we please have the "Nick Rekieta Sexual Molestation" containment thread back?
It went missing when the Balldoverse forum was removed by someone with the explanation "Rekieta will be boring now, we do not need this anymore".

People are bringing up their theories about Nick and his "favorite" daughter again and it would be great if that sperging could be moved elsewhere, since people tend to have strong opinions.

Thank you!
 
Also imo appearing on KC is probably a bad look for Ms. K here, but like fuck it laughing at Nick is funny so might as well. Pop off queen or whatever.
How is backing up your own writing and elaborating further in any way a bad look. Even if she said she saw Nick molest his child on camera (didn't happen since she didn't say that immediately), she wouldn't look bad. She just giving first hand testimony of what she saw of the bodycam.
Please don't accuse me of balldowashing, but with regards to Celeste's pill bottle, it's possible that he just took her empty discarded bottle to use for storing his own "meds" and neglected to tear off the label. This wouldn't be unusual, I've seen it done plenty and I similarly used to store weed in my parent's old antibiotic or steroid bottles (I did however have the sense to remove the labels).
Lol! Come on.

Btw: Did anyone ever see what kind of pills they are?

It kinda makes a difference whether it’s allergy medication, benzos or adderall.
Wouldn't he just buy it off the street? Wouldn't she need them? Or is Celeste enabling her son by scamming a doctor to write her a script?
 
There is no reason anymore to engage Nick Rekieta on a sincere level, is reaction is to always provoke the most attention.
There hasn't been for at least a year now. Nick Rekieta is a blue-fingered nitrous abusing faggot cuck, a pathological liar and narcissistic asshole with no redeeming qualities whatsoever. All you need to do to trigger his NPD is call him out, I almost want to create a Shitter profile to call him a fag cuck liar who let his daughter take coke.

He is so effeminate, dishonorable and weak it's pathetic. Loathsome piece of shit.
 
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Nick did not stream last Monday (26th of May) so once again, he's fucking with my weekday comparisons.
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To make up for this, we'll (once again) use last fortnight's data to compare. So this is is RekietaLaw's stats on Monday 19th of May and Monday 2nd of June.

Peak Concurrent Viewers down 14.08% compared to Monday two weeks ago.
Average Concurrent Viewers down 7.08% compared to Monday two weeks ago.
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Superchat revenue is way up from Monday two weeks ago, with a massive 106.6% increase.
Number of superchats way up from Monday two weeks ago, with a massive 104.3% increase.

Personally, I think this is a short period of monetary support for Nick after his legal antics on Friday and Sunday cope stream, as last week his superchats hovered around $130-150 dollars each day.
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I do not believe this level of support will be sustained unless his most loyal sycophants have deep pockets. Viewership continues to dwindle at a rapid pace.
 
I want him managing a Wendy's. He'd fit right in. They should have required him to work 20 hours a week steady job or something to help keep him out of trouble.
Whatever "real job" he should be forced into shouldn't be food service. Substance abuse runs rampant in the food industry. He'd be surrounded by even more enablers.
 
Dear Nick's probation officer,

Please make this retard get a real job.

Thanks,

Literally Everyone
I see the nearest Swingers Delight adult video store is over an hour away from Spicer so that won't work, but I still think Nick should do something more in his interest, get a job at an adult store. Adult stores with the little booths can be a good starter job. He could work his way up, starting as the cum mopper. They give you the big yellow gloves, a nice mop bucket, and despite not great pay they tend to have a good health plan. And probably a good employee discount. Nick can add Urotosukidoji: Legend of the Overfiend to his DVD collection, right there next to Redo Of Healer.

He can even brag about it when one of the little ones have a "bring dad to school day" to talk about his work.
 
I'm not up to speed on the Kurt lore, but has he even done anything to kind of warrant being called a pedo?
Or is Rekieta just fully embracing the "call everyone that says something I don't like a pedo" rebuttal method?
Kurt is an incel and has invited much younger women over to his place for dinner and drinks. I don't know if any have even taken him up on it. IIRC he made very clear their ages very clear and also that 17 is the age of consent in Texas. Kurt is a loser pervert and some posters choose to prop him up like Aaron to needle Nick.

I don't know of any evidence that Kurt is a pedo. I also know I wouldn't leave him alone with my daughter.
 
Kurt is an incel and has invited much younger women over to his place for dinner and drinks. I don't know if any have even taken him up on it. IIRC he made very clear their ages very clear and also that 17 is the age of consent in Texas. Kurt is a loser pervert and some posters choose to prop him up like Aaron to needle Nick.

I don't know of any evidence that Kurt is a pedo. I also know I wouldn't leave him alone with my daughter.
The only youtuber I'd leave alone with my daughter is Electroboom in hopes he'll teach her how to respect electricity safety standards after setting himself on fire.
 
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