Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Captain Manning]

He also fucked up the date-time group. Should be 2024-05-23, not 024-05-23

That's not all he fucked up. Time zone should be set to -0500 GMT, and not +0500 GMT.

Indeed, the entire continental US is always behind Greenwich, and never ahead. Regardless of whether we're in DST.

Bullshit:


Real (George Floyd... which, I just noticed, also happened in the month of May too):


Sorry Jesse, I'm watching Mamma K tonight on KC.

 

[Niggernerd]

I recall him saying Kayla loves pugs and it's her dog.

She can barely care for her own kids. Why did she need a dog

 

[Melty Butter]

Karen Read Stream Day 25 - Rekieta Notables



TLDR: Surprisingly, Nick provided decent trial commentary for the first 5 or so hours. (It was a spicy day in court.) He was less groggy than usual in the morning. This descended into silly swipes at Sean and Kurt, pedo commentary, and eventually Unbreaded during the last two hours. Legal Vices (deceased) voice has been added to Supertips. Nick's numbers were strong vs. other recent Read streams.

• Top YT Live Viewership (approx): 1600 by my devices' count
• Supertips Total (approx): About 83 total, but see @Third World Aristocrat's posts for a more detailed breakdown
• Tweets During Stream (approx): 39
• Kid Interruptions: 0
• Other Breaks: 2 (one to pee/get food, and another to kill a fly in his studio)

Disclaimer: I've got some 'Rekieta fatigue'. I barely looked at chat.

Spoiler: Notes Chronologically

- Admin: About 15 min late, set up links in real time

- Says he had a "great week" last week (lol)

- Giggled at Proctor's misogynist texts

- Provided commentary today, explained MA's odd evidence rules. They never accepted federal guidelines that most states have adopted.

- Nick has privately watched Kurt's "pizza casserole" vid again. (That makes 3x. Odd obsession.)

- He's finally figured out that Turtle Boy's (Aiden Kearny) commentary on Twitter is worth keeping track of in real time, and figured out the history of a female cop who changed her story to protect her blue brethren.

- He said his email is RekietaLaw@Rekieta.org. (Is this a new one?)

- Likes how Kurt is "subtly fighting back" with the post about Nitrius.

- During a court break, he played an AI song a fan sent to him about "I'm a fun guy. I'm a lot of fun" (it's a Karen Read joke.)


- Praised an earnest Tweet (and retweeted) Kurt about the female cop who has changed her story.

- Explained a recent case about prisoners' free speech rights (or lack thereof). It was a good breakdown about individual rights vs. institutional responsibilities.

- He's now alerting us as to why he leaves:

He fried eggs, mixed with rice. Kayla made him a grilled cheese

- Read a motion regarding the admissibility of a witness in the case and gave some basic but solid insights.

- Said that he woke up at 1:15 in the morning and was joined by his son to laugh at Kurt's casserole video as they made eggs together. His son hated Kurt's vid. Both he and his son had had naps yesterday which is why they were up.

- Fingers looked fine midday.


- He explained how states deal with hostile witnesses differently, referencing WI.

- He said that he is roughly conversant in French

- Discussed sequestration issues.

- This Supertip referenced Patrick Melton. Nick said he doesn't care that Melton has made fun of Aaron's kid. (He did not use their names.) and said that telling jokes about pedophilia does not make a person a pedophile.


- In response to this, he imitated Sean's voice and sarcastically talked about how cool Sean is.


- More:


- Proudly displayed this on-screen, covered in his tweets and in @elb 's clip. He was delighted.


- Almost went to sleep again around 6:15:00 and again around 6:38:00.


- Got some pushback on using Jeff's (Legal Vices) voice. Nick got very defensive and said he got approval from his (adult) son.

- Addressed his voice changing. Said it was due to the trauma of being arrested. (LOL - it's whippits.)

- Said that Jeff knew how to do a cooking video vs Kurt.

- Promoted Xia's show he appeared on.

- Said he was having acid reflux issues.

- Due to getting to 69 micro-peen mentions, he did Unbreaded:


- "I don't care about anything unless it makes me laugh."

 

[keke]

She can barely care for her own kids. Why did she need a dog

Cute thing for five minutes until she’s bored. So many people like her and Nick. They just don’t care.

Nick provided decent trial commentary for the first 5 or so hours.

I've got some 'Rekieta fatigue'.

Idk how you do it nigga

 

[innocent jogger]

TARD FIGHT

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Balldo lost. The rambling text confirms it. I can't wait to see the footage.

 

[Chazzed Up]

Honestly I'm not looking forward to the mama K interview. I feel that all it can do is make Nick look better if she fucks it up or says stupid shit or make herself look and than actually provide any further details or information.

I hope I'm wrong.

Well we've already seen the opposite happen with Keanu, so have some faith. Even Aaron running his dumb mouth on the Casino was a net loss for Nick.

 

[Kakkerum420]

Honestly I'm not looking forward to the mama K interview. I feel that all it can do is make Nick look better if she fucks it up or says stupid shit or make herself look and than actually provide any further details or information.

I hope I'm wrong.

She has to be like 40 IQ for that to happen.

 

[Oxyjen]

Well we've already seen the opposite happen with Keanu, so have some faith. Even Aaron running his dumb mouth on the Casino was a net loss for Nick.

Plus we’ll get to see if PPP and Andy can do a sympathetic, gentle interview about a traumatic subject.

 

[Hellion]

Cute thing for five minutes until she’s bored. So many people like her and Nick. They just don’t care.

Shame that you could just as easily be talking about the children, here.

 

[Heed Not]

Hardin's filing will be tomorrow.

The kandiyohi county sheriff department had a 4.8 million dollar budget last year and proposed a $440,000 increase this year. Try getting them to cough up that much as punishment for violating your rights, they were doing just fine without it last year.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

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Jesse's out fishing. You better release the cams Nick!

Pointing out the obvious but it has to be AI + the Zillow pictures. The blurred out pug is pretty funny though.

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Jesse's thumbnail is pretty great:

Stream if anyone cares:

Unless he Pizza Funds it (which is down atm unless they just do discord), I'll likely watch until the Casino starts up with K.

 

[James done did it]

Obvious bait is obvious to everyone but Rekieta.
Don't put any stock in the blurred picture with a stock template stamped on it.

It's also obviously fake to rackets, not because he can see through the obvious AI but because he knows the room was way dirtier than that.

 

[CoomerTine]

This is defamation right?

https://x.com/rekietalaw/status/1929684314129637613?s=46&t=wlCRMFG_dX1LhbM5k7gVMw

 

[MarukuNaru]

Legal Vices (deceased) voice has been added to Supertips

I really don't like that, especially with the kind of stuff people have been sending in lately

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Nick is so brain dead a Jesse gayop might force his effeminate hand into releasing the bodycam.

Say what you will about Jesse, but he has a way of making things happen. Every time I see him get involved in something there is almost always a reaction one way or the other. It won't be the bodycam, but I'd bet it'll be something.

 

[BathTubShine]

This is defamation right?

https://x.com/rekietalaw/status/1929684314129637613?s=46&t=wlCRMFG_dX1LhbM5k7gVMw

He is stating that Kurt was soliciting alcohol to minors at his place. Pretty sure it's illegal to accuse people of legitimate crimes?
Unless Kurt has an conviction on such crime? Right?
(still not from the Land of the Free so I don't know everything about the laws)

 

[Balldo's Gate]

The large notification in the centre of the screen is the one that comes up when a creator has ended a livestream or a live chat in LOCALS.

I would have to go back and see if Nick had a LOCALS chat running at the time of the arrest.

It appears to be this one, from the night before his arrest. This the stream where he didn't come on camera because he had a black eye. He may have scheduled it on his computer first and walked away.



Here's that Locals title and description from the night of May 22, 2024 overlaid over top of the visible Locals title and description on the monitor.

It's a little easier to see by skewing the image from the monitor first to try to fix the perspective issue.

It's not going to be perfect as the font rendering is different, but letters like "g" appear to be part of the blurry mess on the screen.

 

[woodedbag]

Honestly I'm not looking forward to the mama K interview. I feel that all it can do is make Nick look better if she fucks it up or says stupid shit or make herself look and than actually provide any further details or information.

I hope I'm wrong.

nick is dead in the water bro. its a 45 or whatever year old total junkie melting down screaming and punching himself in the head as he huffs galaxy gas in a home his parents bought him while his five kids try to sleep/exist and his wife tries to forget she is alive. there is no salvation. the couple of hundred balldo guarding mutants will never satiate him in his chase for what he once had. enjoy the dumpster fire and laugh at it, but there isn't a reality where a middle aged man who has lost everything and huffs nitrous so much he has smurf maxed his hands wins anything that will be of any value to him. his entire existence is pain, he is arguing with 6 follower twitter accounts at 4 am over whether another man ate his goo. its over. laugh.

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

Plus we’ll get to see if PPP and Andy can do a sympathetic, gentle interview about a traumatic subject.

That's my main worry, tbh.
K was barely able to power through the interviews with Will Herren, because of her own experiences in her childhood.
So I hope they realize that this isn't going to be ultra hyper "WOOAAAH BUDDY!" mode.

 

[HackerX]

I adjusted for correctness and added the KF patented watermark.

100%

As a side note anytime Josh is on with PPP the chemistry is great. They play off of each other very well. I'm glad they are friends again.

It's the contract. Null is a shyboi and PPP is.... well.... He's PPP.