Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Fapcop]

I love it when Warski zooms in on Cokey's face, PPP makes a comment, and Warski giggles like a tarded schoolgirl. Andy's childlike brain makes him endearing at times.

They are a great duo. Two Warskis or two Ashleigh’s would have made the show a disaster, but they’re a perfect match for each other.

You can’t really get angry at Warski with his earnest, child like enthusiasm.

Nick showing off his “best dad in the universe” tumbler without a hint of shame or self awareness makes me a little mad on the internet.

Does his hole-filled brain think he’s really a great dad, with his kids living in filth, exposed to drugs and debauchery, and everything would be fine if those darned Scandinavian prudes had just minded their own business?

Absolutely vile. I can’t believe I ever thought this guy was on the level.

Any actual human being would have hidden that tumbler in the deepest, darkest closet for years after the balldo collapse, given the pang of guilty conscience they’d get every time they see it. Fortunately for Nick, human emotions such as guilt, introspection or shame are totally unknown to him.

 

[demicolon]

Our top story for the night: Rekieta Law channel is still dead!

 

[Vibralldo]

He’s really fallen so low that he’s justifying the Qover to a channel with 1K subs? Holy fuck man

Is there any other reason he latched onto the dabbleverse than they hate Aaron and will talk to Nick? I feel like it's more complex but in my heart I know it probably isnt

 

[Lemondale]

I cant believe hes worse than shane holmberg now.

 

[Schpoots]

Alisha Sweep, Officer Moist and Director Felt are on the case.

 

[Something Awful]

Yeah cuck, it's so insanely absurd and crazy to think someone might punch you! Unthinkable! Much more normal to snort a fat line of ketamine and knock yourself out like a literal retard.



Rekieta went through the photos again on the trailer trash boyz podcast, claiming they were all definitely taken on May 23. He showed the picture properties this time, but editing them is trivial, so it doesn't prove anything.

(You can also see the pictures were modified a few hours earlier on June 2, but I don't think that means anything either, since Windows counts copying files as modification)

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Ive been with prostitutes that look exactly like this. Ass tattoos and the exact same physique. There's a 99% chance her pussy looks like an arbys sandwich.

Dudes rock

 

[Horrified Bystander]

been thinking about this thing. iirc everything we'd read before referred to the .22 casing as "spent" (correct me if i'm misremembering) which the ones that come in this thing were clearly entirely unused, unstruck by a firing pin. so are the cops retarded (probably) or was this whitetrashgift not actually where that brass they found came from (maybe)?

If you find an empty shell casing your mind first goes to “fired” or “spent” or “GET DOWN MR. PRESIDENT” not “artistically opened and emptied out, primer removed and washed to be used in shitty white trash gift”.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Honestly I'm not looking forward to the mama K interview. I feel that all it can do is make Nick look better if she fucks it up or says stupid shit or make herself look and than actually provide any further details or information.

I hope I'm wrong.

Yes.
IF nick can fire two synapses together there's an easy way to paint her negatively from this.
But he's a drug hole filled retard, so unless you spell it out for him...

Kayla is worse than Rackets.

She has multiple outs and isn't taking them.
She didn't threaten leave when he allegedly beat the kids, only when he started on her.
Yeah she's worse.

Man i felt so weirded out seeing her describe how the entire courtroom changed vibes and that rekieta while she was there got the bad news phonecall event, creepy small hick town shit.

Big money in a small town sadly does that.

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Gake and fay?

As gay as it gets. The only thing gayer is Nick himself.

I caught a ration of shit for making this similar comment back when I reviewed the warrant.

Undeserved at that too unfortunately.

Here is the "video" which I think is hyper fake. The camera seems to dip down? No idea why a cop would do that.

I think its fake also because Jessie only showed them for a short amount of time then moved on.


View attachment 7446689if it was real ithink he would savor every frame.

ITS SO FAKE the kids are in the kitchen for some reason?
No they got the kids out right away and from the accounts the hallway is like a straight shot to the parents room.
This guy is a fakey fake nigger nigger mc fakey. But Rekieta is such a wet hole filled brainlet retard he cant see it.

 

[Chazzed Up]

If Aaron hadn't left, I wonder how long it would've taken them all to go full Manson Family.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Wow Minnesota CPS is a fucking joke.

We should be partly glad its a joke because it prevents them from taking away kids from parents who don't deserve it a lot harder.
Never forget balloon boy. Thats the problem with CPS when you need em they don't do it. When the government is being evil they try their hardest to do it.

PODAWFUL'S VIDEO/PHOTOS ARE AWFUL, GAY, AND FAKE SEE BELOW
But he's still better than getting a 9 year old exposed to cocaine...​

The date mark is also wrong as said in chat.
In the video/picture:
DDD-MM-YYYY
024-05-23 +0500
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Yes a three digit date
On Axiom's site:
YYYY-MM-DD
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Axon Body three from a real Police Department (inb4 Kandyohi isn't a really sheriff's office) for comparison:

tl;dr:
The date code is wrong. it should be YYYY-MM-DD instead of DDD-MM-YYYY
Nobody uses a three digit date value as shown, 024 for the 24th of X.
MN is in US Central time zone and observes daylight saving, so on Rekieta's arrest it should be UTC -5, not +5 (Pakistan).

Podawful should kill himself he is throwing too much smoke and mirrors onto the scene and giving nick future fuel to go "Well tis fake."
What a fucking nigger.

Here's something Kayla would enjoy to spell it simply for everyone who can't tell how fucking fake it is as I catch up on like 30 goddamn pages of thread.

 

[Sneed Force One]

He’s really fallen so low that he’s justifying the Qover to a channel with 1K subs? Holy fuck man

He'll host anyone willing to talk to him, that includes literal skanks.

 

[Naaaaaaa]

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Rekieta went through the photos again on the trailer trash boyz podcast, claiming they were all definitely taken on May 23. He showed the picture properties this time, but editing them is trivial, so it doesn't prove anything.

In the folder which Nick showed I can't see the 2ed image of the main hall (messiest photo of the house). Did he say anything why it was not there.



this image

 

[Butt_Pouncer]

If Aaron hadn't left, I wonder how long it would've taken them all to go full Manson Family.

In an alternate timeline if Aaron was arrested along with them he also would've had access to the bodycam and we probably would've had it by now considering he's a clout chaser. We were so close!

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Where'd a bunch of Nick's oldest streams go? Looks like the first 14 or so of them have vanished. Somebody a while back clipped some snippets from them of him flirting with women in the chat. Did they get memory holed? I definitely remember his first stream being him in the old office introducing himself as a Dick Show fan.

Youtube's current layout of having separate tabs for videos, shorts and livestream VODs wasn't implemented until about 2021 or so. I recall there being a period where Nick was posting his VODs to a separate archive channel to declutter his feed (at the time he said it was because he was going to start doing a bunch of short form content...which never ended up happening).

As an aside, sneeding at recent comments made on seven year old videos is a whole new level of assmad. Keep it up, Nick!

i think nick's defense in the monty case is literally going to be "i can't be guilty of defamation because I'm a retard who call everyone a pedo!"

The funny thing is I can call Nick a deranged, coke snorting cuckold who endangers his own kids, and he can't do shit about it except seethe. Feels good man.

 

[Strix454]

If Aaron hadn't left, I wonder how long it would've taken them all to go full Manson Family.

The idea of Aaron as Nick's Tex Watson is somewhat amusing.

But I think no matter what, Aaron was going to eventually be kicked out. The plan seemed to be for Aaron to sell his own house, buy Nick's other house, put April's name on the house with his......and then inevitably be divorced by April. He would have lost both his home and most of his home equity.

At that point, I think the only way Aaron would be allowed to stay if he became Nick's "houseboy" and Nick was allowed to do more licking of him.

 

[Kaiba Cuqk63]

In the folder which Nick showed I can't see the 2ed image of the main hall (messiest photo of the house). Did he say anything why it was not there.

He dropped the one of mirror guy, too. A pretty mundane reason would be that he didn’t want the other guys on the stream to make fun of that one (he probably underestimated how poorly that one would be received at first). Kayla also may have gotten mad over it. And then for mirror guy I could see Nick being paranoid someone recognizes him and attempting to talk to him.

 

[thebigdream]

I just want to be clear, if you trust Jesse (Podawful) about anything, you have the IQ of a chimpanzee and should probably be a warden of the state. His whole character is to be annoying, deceptive, and to bait people, and any kino he generates is scarce and usually by accident. Even the claim that "oh but he was baiting Rekieta!" is stupid because that would depend on him having literally any credibility to work with. If Jesse says something is true, don't even assume the opposite, just act like an annoying fly has buzzed by and shit itself.

 

[Gimgus]

I've got an idea for some meme merch, though I'm not sure what the legality of it would be (for printing and selling). As cluttered as that house must have been, you could probably make an 'I Spy' book out of it, with all the rhymes dunking on rackets, as a community project.

 

[Kulee Baba]

The idea of Aaron as Nick's Tex Watson is somewhat amusing.

But I think no matter what, Aaron was going to eventually be kicked out. The plan seemed to be for Aaron to sell his own house, buy Nick's other house, put April's name on the house with his......and then inevitably be divorced by April. He would have lost both his home and most of his home equity.

At that point, I think the only way Aaron would be allowed to stay if he became Nick's "houseboy" and Nick was allowed to do more licking of him.

It’s too high of a compliment to think of Nick as a Machiavellian schemer. The drugs fully controlled Nick during his rockstar binge.

I think he liked having Ape, Aaron and the toekids because it made Rackets degeneracy seem normal. Druggies love to pretend they’re rebellious and special for breaking taboo and living wild, but they seek conformity like anyone else.

I just want to be clear, if you trust Jesse (Podawful) about anything, you have the IQ of a chimpanzee and should probably be a warden of the state. His whole character is to be annoying, deceptive, and to bait people, and any kino he generates is scarce and usually by accident. Even the claim that "oh but he was baiting Rekieta!" is stupid because that would depend on him having literally any credibility to work with. If Jesse says something is true, don't even assume the opposite, just act like an annoying fly has buzzed by and shit itself.

Can’t find it but years back Jesse had a quick interview with Nick. Jesse’s entire punchline was that Nick wore blackface years ago and brought out a little Blackface doll. It was a horrible segment, like what was Nick supposed to be embarrassed?