Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Fapcop]

He sang karaoke while naked when at Hedonism.

At 02:12 he also starts going into detail about WHY they went to Hedonism. It totally wasn’t the swinging or the sex you see.

No apparently the reason he likes the resort so much is because they have an amazing all inclusive concept and have a night club!

If only other resorts tried this!

He also put it all out there for the fans to figure out themselves as the honest and trustworthy person he is. He just didn’t want to SAY IT because people make WEIRD assumptions.

Sound good? Sounds good!


EDIT: At around 2:14:00 we get the most hilarious explanation as to who snitched on Nick.

It WASNT the church! It was people UNAFFILIATED with the church who took advantage of the fact that Nick’s pastor is old and senile, about to retire and likely lacks all his mental faculties!

They took EDITED videos MISREPRESENTING Nick’s religious beliefs, and showed them to the pastor who of course said: “THIS IS HERESY! I must go to the inquisition authorities!”

You see, Nick’s bust was a conspiracy leading to a faked theological dispute.

 

[Vibralldo]

Said that "99% of the time" the "unconventional family" was normalized and fine; said they weren't only doing drugs and partying.

Nick really thought that he could just integrate a slut 15 years younger than him that he got addicted to drugs so she wouldn't leave into his family as a second mom and it'd be totally cool and normal.

Jesus Christ.

 

[Meat Target]

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I mean. Who even goes to HS reunions these days when social media like Facebook exists? Anyone I wanted to keep in contact with I have been and the only reunion type of deal I did was when one of them died an untimely death of cancer and we all met and their funeral. College reunions I can see because it’s usually just a large networking event. But Nick? Yeah obviously a narcissist like him with a huge kill list of people would want to go just to try to dunk on people that he’s now a big famous YouTube streamer celebrity.

Think about 99% of everyone you know who peaked in high school, and how painfully mid their lives are now. Think of your school's Al Bundy now working a boring job, still reminiscing about his forgotten 4-touchdown game glories.

Now imagine a man who, despite his own mediocrity, had it all early in adulthood - big house, lots of money, five kids, pretty wife - and threw it all away because he still envied people with whom he parted ways half a lifetime ago.

Like Esau of old. Nick traded his birthright for soup.

 

[Melty Butter]

Meme Copium is live, going over the pics. If he says anything new/interesting, I'll put it in edits.

So far, said that Drex never told him anything particularly interesting about Nick except silly college stories.

 

[You Dun Boof’ed]

I’m not a very spiritual person. But this whole situation is so demonic and evil that I almost believe that there probably is something to this whole Sonichu Medallion curse.

 

[daffodils]

Two men of questionable sexuality talk about what "women" want
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Said the coke found in the home "would have lasted us 3-4 days" depending on if the kids were there, meaning they did less drugs if the kids were around. (Someone should figure out the $ breakdown of that.)

I tried a couple of pages ago.

The bag was 18.96g. That's ~1.5-2g per person per day.

This supports Aaron's claim that there was a much bigger amount of drugs around. A week's supply would have been 30-40g. Nick probably got lucky.

If the price of a gram is somewhere in the $100-200 range, that would support Coomalot's claim of 20k per month on drugs.

Grok, how much does cocaine cost in Minnesota?


So that's about 10k/month at the low end of consumption and price, 24k at the high end of both.

 

[VitaminDsupplements]

would have lasted us 3-4 days

Calling absolute bullshit. Lets be conservative and just go off the 18g scale pic that was posted and not the 22g from the police report.

Thats 6g of coke per person, so about 2g a day. That is a TON of coke to do that many days in a row, a greasy gross amount.

Of course Nick think hes fuckin Scarface so he'd probably like us to believe he's doing more than the ladies.

I know its obvious to everyone that Nick is a liar but this is such a retarded thing to lie about. He clearly wants everyone to think he's like a cool, young socialite.

Buddy, no one thinks the old guy at the party with his creepy xanned out wife is cool. They just want a free bump.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Nick arguing in Court that the county ruined his reputation would be absolutely the funniest thing.

I imagine they'd settle to make him go away, since the state seems to work that way, but imagine if they just enter into evidence all the times Nick has said shit that makes himself look bad.

"Your honor, seeing the drug raid cannot harm his reputation because he freely admits he's a drug using cuckold"

Well, his own retard lawyer made this possible by trying to introduce it too soon.

 

[Necrosan]

I’m not a very spiritual person. But this whole situation is so demonic and evil that I almost believe that there probably is something to this whole Sonichu Medallion curse.

It's a fun meme but other people have had the amulet and nothing has happened to them. Alec had it, I'm sure Liquid Chris had it, lots of people bought it.

Nick clearly did not get the beatings he needed growing up. It's a simple but really important thing for men to have someone lecture you, physically if necessary.

 

[Vibralldo]

- Admits he discussed how coke is like ADHD meds (Adderall) with Aaron, but never dosed his kid.

This is the biggest revelation from last night, even moreso than Mama K's interview and that says a lot.

For a self admitted liar who lies because he thinks the truth is none of our business he loves to admit horrifying things that make him look awful on stream for no reason.

One of the main cruxes of the "Nick dosed his daughter" theory is that he allegedly sees cocaine as ADHD meds. He's stated his daughter has behavioral issues, and the theory was that he thought cocaine would fix this. He just confirmed a major part of that theory.

He denied giving drugs to her, but he repeatedly states he lies about illegal things he hasn't been caught doing yet, so we obviously can't take his word for it.

Great job, Nick.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Not a woman, but perhaps the female kiwis can explain how it would make them feel all warm and fuzzy to be described as that old toy you choose to keep, when forced to choose?

That would require us to be in Kayla’s shoes, because she stepped out, too. I wouldn’t know. Now, if my marriage as it is was a one-sided deal, I couldn’t fathom. The happy days of courtship, the flirting, late nights filled with ice cream and dumb jokes, the first time being casually asked ring size over pizza; meeting parents, nervous dinners, figuring out how to agree on disagreements, being in a room together without having to do something, just enjoying existence; popping the question, finding a house, nesting, goofily going through a zillion wedding dresses, entwining. The Big Day. Two becoming one flesh and nothing and no one else getting in the way. Loving someone so much that love becomes another little person. The laundry days with tiny shirts and sockies and bibs. And another, and another, and…

… I feel like I would be at death’s door by now. Like a cornered rabbit willing itself to die. Marriage literally cannot be shared. Christ said what God has joined together, let no man rent asunder. It all seems like an existential horror. Imagine sharing body and soul - especially bearing his children, you REALLY share DNA - with one person then it all just amounts to your husband feeling tingly in his peepee for a few months and you’re yesterday’s news. The amount of moral rot one must have.

But while watching KC last night, Mr. Bowl came into the kitchen last night, called Nick a gutless queer, and made a sandwich. Nick and Kayla are the architects of their own fucking problems. Let them enjoy the fruits of what they’ve wrought.

 

[keke]

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"Telling a cop that you hope he dies of gonorrhea? normal. Having a mistress live in your house? Normal people do that all the time."

I don’t want to be a tard about this dog but no, even on the face of it, it’s not normal to isolate a dog to one room. Dogs need stimulation. They need to go outside often. They have a huge property and force their dog to shit where it spends most of its time, which isn’t natural for them. A ‘safe place’? When you get a dog, your house becomes the safe place retard. Dry food just in the bowl, no enrichment at feeding time, toys the dog is expected to play with all by itself like it’s a child with imagination. ‘Sunny is cute but IS a dog’ I want to fedpost.

The sweepers are so scummy. Fawning over a karaoke room… hoe the kids stank of unwashed clothes and looked visibly dirty. They’re homeschooled by 2 crackheads.

 

[Edward Teach]

@Tiki Bar Man 2 Can you comment on where the skeleton was in the video you saw? Was it in the corner as depicted in Nick's photo?

 

[Strix454]

- Said Aaron's accusation of free basing is ridiculous because he already had pure coke.

To correct that "Said Aaron's accusation of freebasing is ridiculous because Nick doesn't understand what freebasing is".

Nick's comment about "pure coke" and freebase is completely ridiculous.

- He's strongly considering suing the County for allowing people to view the bodycam because it's "highly damaging to my reputation".

It would only be damaging if the accounts provided were true. And litigation involving the bodycam footage having damaged him would almost certainly involve bringing the bodycam footage into evidence in that case.

- Admits that the foreclosure notice was embarrassing. It was due to autopay stopping. He didn't notice. Said he cashed out some investments.

Still a lying liar who lies. He was deep into the final phases of the foreclosure process where they were scheduling the auction. You don't get there by missing one autopay.

- Because Aaron/Nick took Molly frequently, the texts show them declaring love for each other "all the time".

Nick's new excuse: "Molly MADE me gay".

- Takes "umbrage" with being called a swinger because the relationship just developed naturally; said they didn't fuck others at Hedonism.

Yeah. He engaged in wife-swapping with another couple. But that wasn't swinging. It was just a natural relationship.

- Says his dealer was NOT a street dealer.

Based on these various drug comments by Nick, I'm starting to maybe believe the absurd numbers that Camelot was throwing around for what Nick was spending on drugs.

Maybe his dealer was conning into believing that he had the "special" really pure cocaine that only the rich celebrities can get. And he didn't really understand much about cocaine which explains his freebasing comment.

On the other hand, he could just be lying about everything to do with the drugs. One is as likely as the other.

 

[Fapcop]

At 2:18 Nick explains how he had to get the pictures from his phone to the computer.

WHY?!

Wasn’t it supposedly the police that took those pics?!

 

[Step out of the car sir]

Nick is going to be late

Says it’s dead computer

He’s huffing nitrous and reading this page, habitual liars like Nick breathe fake information, he could just be lazy or some such shit.

 

[Fapcop]

To correct that "Said Aaron's accusation of freebasing is ridiculous because Nick doesn't understand what freebasing is".

Nick's comment about "pure coke" and freebase is completely ridiculous.

Nick is a retard confirmed.

And this (cocaine) is supposedly a topic he has done extensive research in to.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

I'm a bit behind but by this point if we go with Rekieta's retarded logic:

• He is willing to show the state of the house during the arrest
• He wants to prove the transcript wrong
• He has access to the bodycam and has enough technical competence to edit out his kids (which he claims is the main issue with releasing the bodycam) or at the very least not show those parts of the footage

So what is his excuse for not showing at the very least clips of the bodycam footage instead of these carefully selected pictures (that still look like absolute shit even after his enabling parents "cleaned" the house for him) with maybe one or two pictures from the day of the arrest thrown in.

Obviously everyone knows that the answer is because he is lying, because every word that comes out of his mouth is a lie but this is such a dumb approach "I can show you what the house looked like when they arrested me" "ok show a clip of the footage" "No! Here's a picture and you have to trust me that it's from that day".

This guy is such an absolute fucking moron. He obviously thinks he is much smarter than he actually is and every single new cope/seethe session is transparent as fuck.
The best part is that like every other (entertaining) cow, he is willing to cut off a limb if it means proving the haters alogs weirdos wrong.

As for him declaring his love for April on stream, it's pretty obvious that he either: a) absolutely hates and resents Kayla and sees her as the source of why he can't have "fun" (she was the one who gave him the 5 pesky responsibilities that continually ruin all his attempts at being "cool" and "fun" after all), b) he is trying to force Kayla to divorce him because he is too much of a coward to do it himself, or c) a mixture of both with lots of passive aggressiveness thrown in.

Rekieta is obviously a hateful and spiteful person (so it wouldn't surprise me one bit if he's just torturing Kayla because he can), he just lucked out for a while by accidentally falling into an online niche where he could be hateful and spiteful towards the right people (Maddox, Tonka, weeb wars, etc.) and be cheered for it. The fact that he's fried his brain with drugs over the last few years only means that this aspect of his personality is more obvious than ever/he's not able to hide it as much anymore.

 

[northstar747]

His incessant need to speak of the beauty and purity of his relationship with April is insane.

Oh god.

He doing it to hurt kayla and his only true love mandy.

 

[Necrosan]

Maybe his dealer was conning into believing that he had the "special" really pure cocaine that only the rich celebrities can get. And he didn't really understand much about cocaine which explains his freebasing comment.

His dealer probably saw the "I'M A WHITE BREAD ASS NIGGA, I GREW UP IN THE MEANEST STREETS OF WHATEVER" rant and realized he could make a killing by selling coke to Nick.