Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Vibralldo]

He’s either legit retarded, or low level sociopath whose brain got fried by too much booze and coke.

Just “normal stuff”?! He never noticed how weirded out his kids were?! Never noticed how uncomfortable Kayla and April were hanging around each other, while pretending this is just totes normal?

Never noticed the looks people gave him when he showed up at a kids/church event parading the wife and the mistress?

I think Nick just fell for the "drugs make me feel so good that they HAVE to be good for me! Anyone saying they're bad just hasn't taken them them and can't understand! I'm in complete control, and drugs should be made legal and normalized because I prove that they're not bad for you at all!" trick.

He's such a junkie that his brain is scrambling itself to cope about why he should be allowed to use constantly and publicly while ignoring all the obvious downsides.

Same thing with April. "Fucking April makes me feel good so having a live in mistress must be a totally normal, thing that I should be able to do all the time!"

 

[Tayto]

His incessant need to speak of the beauty and purity of his relationship with April is insane... All you do these days is lament the tragic lost opportunity to have had April.

His stance on April only makes sense if:

1. He's still seeing April & doesn't want to piss her off
2. He feels he needs to convince April they had something deep & meaningful to keep her on his side
3. There's some family/community members he has to convince of the legitimacy of the relationship for whatever reason (Celeste to keep her on side?)
4. He genuinely hates Kayla & the kids & wants to leave footage that they'll find & be hurt by in the future (if they haven't already seen it)
5. He has to convince himself the relationship was worth the devastation it has caused in every other aspect of his life
6. All of the above

Any other man in this situation would be calling April a rancid bitch with a sour pussy whilst singing the praises of his actual wife at this point - unironically Aaron has had the correct response, as he's disavowed April & been singing the praises of the mother of his children.

 

[AnOminous]

Think about 99% of everyone you know who peaked in high school, and how painfully mid their lives are now. Think of your school's Al Bundy now working a boring job, still reminiscing about his forgotten 4-touchdown game glories.

That Al Bundy is 100 times the man as this skeletal faggot POS.

Nick's comment about "pure coke" and freebase is completely ridiculous.

I believe he didn't freebase because the dumb bastard would have set himself on fire. His reasoning why is pure retardation, though.

Nick is a retard confirmed.

And this (cocaine) is supposedly a topic he has done extensive research in to.

Nick is a retard but as far as things he doesn't know about goes, not knowing anything about freebase is actually a good thing.

 

[Nate Higgers]

I go back and forth on how sympathetic I am toward Kayla. I don't think she's very intelligent or strong willed, and she was very likely an easy mark for Nick to manipulate. But at the same time, she let this happen to her kids, and the fact that she's still there after all of this makes me believe that the swinging wasn't entirely Nick's idea.

People ITT and on this site give Kayla too much grace and benefit of the doubt.

I will not state my opinion as to why that is (no it’s not because of guys like Fapcop who think she’s cute).

She’s just as complicit in all of this as Nick is, and when it comes to things like “she didn’t feed/bathe them keeds, do laundry, or clean the house even though she didn’t/doesn’t have a job” she’s even more complicit.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

That Al Bundy is 100 times the man as this skeletal faggot POS.

Al Bundy and Archie Bunker would eviscerate the Balldo Lawyer.

 

[Kulee Baba]

His stance on April only makes sense if:

1. He's still seeing April & doesn't want to piss her off
2. He feels he needs to convince April they had something deep & meaningful to keep her on his side
3. There's some family/community members he has to convince of the legitimacy of the relationship for whatever reason (Celeste to keep her on side?)
4. He genuinely hates Kayla & the kids & wants to leave footage that they'll find & be hurt by in the future (if they haven't already seen it)
5. He has to convince himself the relationship was worth the devastation it has caused in every other aspect of his life
6. All of the above

I truly believe that if a psychologist took a serious exam of Nick there would be a massive DSM list of mental illnesses. Trying to understand his actions is absolutely bewildering, more bewildering than any lolcow I can think of.

Like just think of the bodycam, it would be totally rational if Nick fought to keep it offline because it’s embarrassing to himself and his entire family. But Nick doesn’t want it to be just be lost media. On his own volition he uploaded photos of what simply is a cluttered messy house for everyone to see. He went out of his way to verify that the descriptions of the bodycam seem accurate. He likes the attention, he lives for it. He is so happy that Null and everyone who a-logs him continues this fascination.

So back to April I think he’s got a huge control obsession and he loves that this 20-something woman is living under his wing. It just screams megalomaniac.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Nick's new excuse: "Molly MADE me gay".

It also made his dick soft. That must have been frustrating when he wanted to fuck Aaron really badly "because of the molly".

he is trying to force Kayla to divorce him because he is too much of a coward to do it himself

I think they're both trying to see who will divorce first. Maybe some kind of stipulation related to finances. I don't know. Just a feeling.

Aaron got away and unfortunately it broke Nick's mind and penis

No the molly and coke did that. Actually his mind was already broke. I think that's just its natural state. As for his penis I don't know, he admitted to the coke and molly making him need rugiet, and I'm starting to think the things he admits to are the LESSER truths we will end up finding out.

Which really is a disturbing thought considering all the fucking insanities he's admitting to.

Btw I get sick of all the talk about things like cum and blah but I just find it funny that he admitted to taking rugiet so I only talk about this issue to remind people of it.

Are you reminded yet?

He's GAY! He's IMPOTENT!

 

[200MB]

@200MB thoughts?

Shit, the jig is up. My position within the Kandiyohi County CPS has been compromised.
Kiwi field agent-140787 going dark.

Don't feel too bad @redacted_name that was really funny lmao.

 

[not william stenchever]

He needs to get off

But he can't and that's why he wears the Balldo.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Shit, the jig is up. My position within the Kandiyohi County CPS has been compromised.
Kiwi field agent-140787 going dark.

Don't feel too bad @redacted_name that was really funny lmao.

Was this your long game? To embarrass this poor man (I assume) by naming yourself a file size that is unreasonably large for a photo?

You've been planning this since Jan 27, 2023.

 

[not william stenchever]

Trying to disprove him being a junkie hoarder he only proved he is a junkie hoarder also in his digital life.

I mentioned it before, he went unprepared to the stream and spent half an hour on 'something' and it was still a mess.

BTW he apparently added thumbnail to the cope stream?

View attachment 7448076

I didn't know that Candy Yoshi county was in the Chernobyl exclusion zone. Blowout soon, stalker.

 

[woodedbag]

Is he saying he's going to go up to all the people who used to bully him in HS and brag about all the drugs and sex he is having?
Oh my God, that is so fucking sad. He wears his insecurities on his sleeve and he's the only one who doesn't see it.

Imagine having a crack ghoul with open sores all over his body, the hands of a three day old corpse, dried blood and yellow stains all over his cutoff Jamal shirt, come running up to tell you about how he fucked this chick who looks like she would be on the fringe for the weekend night crew at any Midwestern strip club, and then realizing it's the trust fund kid you used to make fun of. Would make my day tbh

 

[talk talk talk]

Its also in webp format which also seems rather unusual. Phone cameras don't (as far as I know) produce pictures in that format.

Apple's format for pictures is HEIC. We believe the pictures were taken with an iPhone. The original pictures should be in HEIC.

 

[northstar747]

But he can't and that's why he wears the Balldo.

No cared who he was till he wore the Baldo.

I still laughter at jim signing josh up to the balldo website

 

[FuhrerMustang]

I wonder if the bodycam footage could be used in a potential divorce arc? Since legally it was only Rackets who had the drugs (hicks protecting one of their own in Kayla)

 

[Vibralldo]

His stance on April only makes sense if:

1. He's still seeing April & doesn't want to piss her off
2. He feels he needs to convince April they had something deep & meaningful to keep her on his side
3. There's some family/community members he has to convince of the legitimacy of the relationship for whatever reason (Celeste to keep her on side?)
4. He genuinely hates Kayla & the kids & wants to leave footage that they'll find & be hurt by in the future (if they haven't already seen it)
5. He has to convince himself the relationship was worth the devastation it has caused in every other aspect of his life
6. All of the above

Any other man in this situation would be calling April a rancid bitch with a sour pussy whilst singing the praises of his actual wife at this point - unironically Aaron has had the correct response, as he's disavowed April & been singing the praises of the mother of his children.

Nick's a narcissist that needs everyone, including random twitter people, to know that he totally wasn't an abuser druggie that got a woman hooked on drugs to make her stick around in a degenerate polycule that almost ruined his marriage and it was actually a loving and normal 3 way relationship that had no downsides and that he's totally a victim for being forced to end it.

 

[Dimension Sniper]

Apple's format for pictures is HEIC. We believe the pictures were taken with an iPhone. The original pictures should be in HEIC.

You can change the default file format to JPEG in the camera settings. HEIC is annoying if you have to share photos and archive them - it wouldn't surprise me if an investigator taking photos on their phone had them saving out as JPEGs.

 

[john marston]

That would require us to be in Kayla’s shoes, because she stepped out, too. I wouldn’t know. Now, if my marriage as it is was a one-sided deal, I couldn’t fathom. The happy days of courtship, the flirting, late nights filled with ice cream and dumb jokes, the first time being casually asked ring size over pizza; meeting parents, nervous dinners, figuring out how to agree on disagreements, being in a room together without having to do something, just enjoying existence; popping the question, finding a house, nesting, goofily going through a zillion wedding dresses, entwining. The Big Day. Two becoming one flesh and nothing and no one else getting in the way. Loving someone so much that love becomes another little person. The laundry days with tiny shirts and sockies and bibs. And another, and another, and…

That is super wholesome, goddamn.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Ah. I had screenshotted this from Meme's stream. Thanks for clarifying.

That makes more sense. It looked like you had took the screenshot yourself.

You know, when nick showed a photo of his kids' mess, he said "this is annoying, hey kids, maybe clean up your own mess"...what kind of cuck behavior is this? Who the fuck has a father who makes suggestions like that instead of commanding his kids and his kids just do it?

Because he doesn't actually care about them making a mess but was trying to blame the state of the home on his children. Even though the testimonies of footage viewers specifically stated that these areas which he showed were cleaner than the areas frequented only by the adults, which he didn't show.

Apple's format for pictures is HEIC. We believe the pictures were taken with an iPhone. The original pictures should be in HEIC.

By default, this is true, but it's a setting that can be changed on the phone. It would make sense to change it if the phone's camera was being used to capture evidence to avoid constant "I can't open this picture" issues. EDIT: this just got posted, but I'll leave this anyway.

 

[Harvey Danger]

Nick arguing in Court that the county ruined his reputation would be absolutely the funniest thing.

"Your Honor, in rebuttal, the state would like to point out Anime Sucks, Cope and Sneed."
"What?"
"Anime Sucks, Cope and Sneed. Then Anime Sucks, Cope and Sneed, and also Anime Sucks, Cope and Sneed."
"Is that the name of a witness?"
"No."