Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

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Zoot said:
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Fuck me King Billy is going in hard. Flat out calling him a liar. What does Karl do now?

Is anyone in Karl's discord to record the reaction there?
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Karl isn't going to do shit, Billy had already stamped on his neck, now he's skinning him - pure Kino

It's illuminatinig too!

He's bring to light all the fucking cope about his DK cheating - he used a restrictor plate to keep it four way and they had policy for like for like equipment.

Also clarification on the Twin Galaxy drama and why he won the case.

Neck yourself! Karl you manipulated your fans for more cash because you refused to settle when it was offered.
 
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Lukie said:
Karl isn't going to do shit, Billy had already stamped on his neck, now he's skinning him - pure Kino

It's illuminatinig too!

He's bring to light all the fucking cope about his DK cheating - he used a restrictor plate to keep it four way and they had policy for like for like equipment.

Also clarification on the Twin Galaxy drama and why he won the case.

Neck yourself! Karl you manipulated your fans for more cash because you refused to settle when it was offered.
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wonder what he is saving for part 2? He's already covered the obvious stuff. wonder what he has up his sleeve
 
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Zoot said:
wonder what he is saving for part 2? He's already covered the obvious stuff. wonder what he has up his sleeve
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Hate Mail With Billy Mitchell
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This goes to show that anyone can be redeemed, all you need is another lolcow to defame you

I've gone from a general dislike but not caring much about Mitchell to actually kinda rooting for him

Even if everything claimed (except you know the murder/suicide shit) is true, who gives a fuck? Video games is autism anyway.
 
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Billy Mitchell is still a grifting cheating slimeball. Just because Karl Jobst is shitty himself does NOT make Silly Bitchell any kind of hero. He's cock gargling scum.

Shamelessly pulling the Hulk Hogan USA!! Shit is smart and surely gets all the rednecks pumped but it's so easy it's cynical and slimy as fuck while he shills his shitty sauce as well. I can't believe anyone thinks this faggot is "redeemed".
 
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The Un-Clit said:
Billy Mitchell is still a grifting cheating slimeball. Just because Karl Jobst is shitty himself does NOT make Silly Bitchell any kind of hero. He's cock gargling scum.

Shamelessly pulling the Hulk Hogan USA!! Shit is smart and surely gets all the rednecks pumped but it's so easy it's cynical and slimy as fuck while he shills his shitty sauce as well. I can't believe anyone thinks this faggot is "redeemed".
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You Will Never Be King Billy. Go to back to your discord Karl.
 
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Trans Fat 41g said:
Whether or not Billy Mitchell cheated, the lows Yobst went to defame him and target his family is genuinely disgusting.

Also the part where Yobst has to stand on boxes to seem taller than he actually is will never get old.
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You really have to put the work in to make people go from "oh yeah, that one guy that cheated at an arcade game" to "I KNEEL, KING BILLY"
 
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The only thing this video didn't bury is the MAME allegation.

Un-Clit, I would go as far as to say the America fuck yeah thing has been held up consistantly enough that it has become his brand. He can't drop it now or he'll just look like a mortician.
As to the grifting Carny shit, It's kept a windowless restaurant in business long enough to get it designated as a fucking landmark.

Billy seems like a relic of the 1980's because he IS a relic of the 1980's.

Liar AND Scumbag, Billy Mitchell IS an American success story.

And I still think the sauce is overpriced.
 
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