Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 52 24.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 3 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 69 32.5%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 23 10.8%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 65 30.7%

  • Total voters
    212
lol, lmao even.
Fucking County and their Legal team folded to his lawyers requests to remove evidence from the case on a simple request and he will still go after them?
Do it pussy, you can afford it no doubt!

"MUH REPUTATION!!
THE COUNTY RUINED MY TRUTH & "WHOLE STORY"(TM) INTERNET DIDN'T KNOW!
~~🥃 :really:
I almost want it as cosmic revenge for balldoguarding
 
Momma K reminds me of the internet crime sleuth women who helped catch the Canadian serial killer Luca Magnotta. Featured in the 2019 documentary "Don't F*** with the Cats"

Does anyone think Nick, April and Kayla graduated to smoking crack? Addicts get high with whatever they can get their hands on. Smoking freebase cocaine is just smoking more pure coke, whereas crack is just powdered coke cooked up with cheap baking soda, or ammonia to make a bigger supply. It's not that big of a jump to an addict.
Why didn't the cops question why Nick had a scale and funnels in the "drug" safe? Personal use my ass!
Minnesota is a joke!
 
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I'm trying to find the provenance of this screenshot, but Xitter user "TheScareBro", a significant Nick alog, has posted what appears to be Xitter DMs between Rekieta and who I assume to be the BYB Podcast from last night in which he states at 6:53PM of an unknown date that "If Jesse or keanu show up, im out".

He's so scared of even his loyal dabbleversebros of snaking him out, he has to preemptively warn them.
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If that's true, then he was right to be paranoid because even the BYB podcast knows he's scum and will leak DMs

If I was Nick I'd be paranoid constantly. He's become so poisonous that it's a better move for the clout goblins he's courted, including Melton, to snake him.
 
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I swear there's no difference between the bodycam footage and boogies medical records.
"Y-y'see Desi? You see the app says cancer?"
"You see chat? You see the photos don't show a big mess?"


Yeah I've always been of the opinion that ever since the drama around him getting booted out of his church happened, I reckon it's shook his faith in God.
He can still go PPPreacher mode, but I dunno. Feels hollow.
Lore dump on ppp please?
 
Think about 99% of everyone you know who peaked in high school, and how painfully mid their lives are now. Think of your school's Al Bundy now working a boring job, still reminiscing about his forgotten 4-touchdown game glories.

Now imagine a man who, despite his own mediocrity, had it all early in adulthood - big house, lots of money, five kids, pretty wife - and threw it all away because he still envied people with whom he parted ways half a lifetime ago.

Like Esau of old. Nick traded his birthright for soup.
I'd say I can't believe either he or Kayla would show their faces at a reunion, but because of who it is, I do. Incredible.

Why I’m sure Kayla is just delighted at her husband declaring the love for another woman for the world to see, and portraying himself as smitten with TRUE LOVE, instead of being a godless degenerate cheating on the woman he had five children with.

Not a woman, but perhaps the female kiwis can explain how it would make them feel all warm and fuzzy to be described as that old toy you choose to keep, when forced to choose?
Couldn't be me, but I know a couple women in middle age who not only have accepted that, but they see it as some sort of win that the husband chose security. And in the two cases I'm thinking of, the husband, like Nick, also "fell in love," though in both cases, the couples are DINKs.
 
Nick on-stream basically blamed April and Kayla for the collapse of the Qover, stating:
  • "A kinda rift grew between Kayla and April, that wasn't going to go away, and eventually it was going to go down to one or the other"
  • "Being with two women sounds great, until you are there, and your trying not to bash your brains out everyday".
  • "Only way for such relationships to work is if all partners are equal."
  • "It does not need to be necessarily romantic. But it has to be as meaningful as the other ones are."
I'm sure it was entirely just the two ladies fighting over their man, April being isolated in a second home to be a fucktoy while Kayla considers divorce had nothing to do with it.
 
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How soon before he averages under 1k live viewers, you think?
The Read trial is pretty brutal, they've had a witness reading off her spark notes today on the dog vs human bite angle. Nick keeps upping the insanity so I think it's gonna hover around 1-2k until August.
Also, funny joke title, Nick. Beating that Kurt horse is really turning things around.
I've been watching the trial on Kurt's channel. No mention of Nick, no one discussing Nick in the chat, just going over the trial. It's comfy.
Btw, the man who is on probation said that he wishes he had tried the DMT before the raid and the police took it.

But hey he said it on someone else's live stream, Nick's such a genius, I'm sure it'll never get back to the PO like all the other shit he's said would never get back to the PO. No one local to him dislikes him and would email that info to them.
I'm pretty sure the PO is hands off at the insistence of the DA. Either Nick is such an headache with deep pockets that they want to wash their hands of him or Nick is being protected because he is supplying info on his drug dealers.

Typically cops and a DAs office would circle the wagons to protect themselves, now they're circling the wagons to protect Nick the felon.

I'd error on the side of incompetence or just the DAs office being fed up with the whole thing. They're likely getting a slew of emails from Concerned Citizens about Nicks behavior and a bunch of retarded bizzare balldowashing emails from the dabbleverse and Nick cronies. I could see all of this being an attempt to return to the days before Nick was booked.
Why did PPP dress in all pink? It makes him look more like an old lesbian than he already does
He said he was leaning into looking like krang from TMNT because Nick found that superchat comment hilarious and force laughed at it. Krang_03.webp
 
Nick would like you to know that he is DONE talking about the bodycam footage and that there a lot of reasons to keep really quiet right now:
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I really enjoy that Nick's current art shows he is stuck in a time where he was not sitting in the burning wreckage of his life.

I also just laugh because little lair.
 
Momma K reminds me of the internet crime sleuth women who helped catch the Canadian serial killer Luca Magnotta. Featured in the 2019 documentary "Don't F*** with the Cats"

Does anyone think Nick, April and Kayla graduated to smoking crack? Addicts get high with whatever they can get their hands on. Smoking freebase cocaine is just smoking more pure coke, whereas crack is just powdered coke cooked up with cheap baking soda, or ammonia to make a bigger supply. It's not that big of a jump to an addict.
Why didn't the cops question why Nick had a scale and funnels in the "drug" safe? Personal use my ass!
Minnesota is a joke!

Freebase/crack makes more coke available. The same amount of coke gives you a bigger rush because it’s more readily available to the brain.

(Which is why nigs smoke crack. Simple question of economics. 5$ of crack gives you a way bigger high than 5$ of coke.)

That’s also why many coke heads graduate to freebase or crack. Nick likely would have gone that way himself.

Shit, you don’t even need ether. The local junkies where I live use household ammonia to make it.
 
Nick on-stream basically blamed April and Kayla for the collapse of the Qover, stating:
  • "A kinda rift grew between Kayla and April, that wasn't going to go away, and eventually it was going to go down to one or the other"
  • "Being with two women sounds great, until you are there, and your trying not to bash your brains out everyday".
  • "Only way for such relationships to work is if all partners are equal."
  • "It does not need to be necessarily romantic. But it has to be as meaningful as the other ones are."
I'm sure it was entirely just the two ladies fighting over their man, April being isolated in a second home to be a fucktoy while Kayla considers divorce had nothing to do with it.
He only just learned why polycules don't work. He should have known better. There is no such thing as an "equal polycule".
 
Nick on-stream basically blamed April and Kayla for the collapse of the Qover, stating:
  • "A kinda rift grew between Kayla and April, that wasn't going to go away, and eventually it was going to go down to one or the other"
  • "Being with two women sounds great, until you are there, and your trying not to bash your brains out everyday".
  • "Only way for such relationships to work is if all partners are equal."
  • "It does not need to be necessarily romantic. But it has to be as meaningful as the other ones are."
I'm sure it was entirely just the two ladies fighting over their man, April being isolated in a second home to be a fucktoy while Kayla considers divorce had nothing to do with it.
So Nick was just screaming about how Keanu hurt his mistress in the middle of the night at home and his wife hates said mistress? Wouldn't be shocked if she ends up killing this guy if she ever wakes up from the Xanax coma. You can only kick a dog so many times 😂
 
Not a woman, but perhaps the female kiwis can explain how it would make them feel all warm and fuzzy to be described as that old toy you choose to keep, when forced to choose?
There is no scenario in which that actually makes a woman feel good, no. Then again April is not being treated as a lady either - she's the fucktoy he cut loose because reality closed in. Nick is engaging in compulsory heterosexuality to be cool is my take though, Aaron is the one he's spent all the time pining over...
 
Rewatching the K interview on Kick, just noticed PPP's face when K responds to "I consider myself spiritual" when he asks her about her faith. (1:04:00ish)
Bro was desperate to hold it in lol

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Sometimes PPP has unrealistic expectations when it comes to people and religion. Like, he hates Catholics for whatever reason.

You don't have to be religious to understand Nick is a piece of shit.

But if he really wanted to play up the Christianity angle, he should be hammering the shit out of the fact that Nick claims to be Christian but has completely abandoned the Nicene Creed. That's the thing that both Catholics and Protestants (like PPP) agree on. It's basically the bare minimum you have to accept in order to call yourself Christian.

Nick honestly believes that Jesus was just some dude that was supposed to rule the world as a mortal man, and because he was crucified he is a loser who failed.

Hell, a really shrewd person could rope in both Jews and Christians on the Nick issue by pointing out that Nick is also in violation of the Noahide Laws. One of which is "don't commit sexual immorality."

Nick is an anathema to everything that is good and decent in the world, and you don't have to be of particular faith to get that. Nick is simply THAT bad.
 
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