Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Canard]

Regarding bodycam footage. Never forget that Rekieta is the foremost legal mind on the planet. His legal analysis is always on point and comes correct. So sadly following his track record there are no chances...

 

[AnOminous]

- He's strongly considering suing the County for allowing people to view the bodycam because it's "highly damaging to my reputation".

Lmao good luck Greer suing the gummint for obeying the law in response to an advisory opinion from a judge.

I thought Nick would be smart enough to never utter a peep about his drug dealer.
That's officially the last time i assume anything and just think nothing and watch him ride his own waves.
Those kids are in danger.

He even described the dealer's distinctive way of packaging. If the authorities specifically want that particular guy, he just told them he knows who it is.

It isn't physically possible.

It's physically possible. It's physically possible to eat normal rocks too. It's just absolutely pointless.

 

[daffodils]

Aaron mentioned on stream the other day that one of the rekieta juniors has a similar name to grandma, and that it was likely her name on the meds on the cuck fridge

The name is only similar in that it starts with the same two letters. It's very unlikely that someone would misread it as "Celeste".

 

[AI Generated User]

He even described the dealer's distinctive way of packaging. If the authorities specifically want that particular guy, he just told them he knows who it is.

After watching the "legal system" in Minnesota this last year and hearing the CPS statistics of MN that Mama K gave us last night I get the feeling Minnesota just doesn't care about policing crime. Seems like a lawless society.

 

[Vibralldo]

After watching the "legal system" in Minnesota this last year and hearing the CPS statistics of MN that Mama K gave us last night I get the feeling Minnesota just doesn't care about policing crime. Seems like a lawless society.

It's ground 0 for the Floyd riots

 

[Not Who You Think]

Meh… I try not to judge her too much. And not just because she’s the future Mrs Fapcop once I fix her.

But also because she’s one of the few people in this sordid drama that we know very little about in her own words.

Aside from a very rare appearance on Nick’s streams where she clearly played to the camera, we don’t know much about her that doesn’t come from Nick’s lying mouth.

We do know a little though, mostly from her own rare SM posts back in the day, that at least gives the impression of a mom and wife much more involved than she is now.

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Can't tell if you're being serious or not. If you weren't serious, then kudos because I did get a bit of a laugh from your post.

If you were serious than it is worth noting that Kayla said on Nick's show that she identified with Joker because she felt invisible. Kayla also lamented to Aaron that no one sees/hears her in the "Fix Her!" story while she was curled up in a ball in the bathroom.

Anyone pretending we haven't heard what she said or don't have proof of what she's done does Kayla the disservice of ignoring her destructive cries for help among her other indefensible behavior. Kayla had warning signs early and overlooking them back then did no one any favors.

Plenty has been made known by her through Kayla's words, actions, and accounts from others. They all point toward the same thing and her Pinterest board of chore-charts and bible verses only serve as a contrast to how she actually lived her life (even then). It may have been better before the arrest, but it was a steady trajectory downward from early on for a reason.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Apparently they are still doing the bible camp stuff with the kids according to this guy on reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/Lawyertalk..._someone_who_went_to_law_school_with/mvsy6uh/

If you are posting links to reddit comments or threads, please remember to archive them!

 

[Delany's Donkey]

Lmao good luck Greer suing the gumming for obeying the law in response to an advisory opinion from a judge.

it's "highly damaging" to rekieta's reputation for people to see the condition of his house. lol

but if those images he shared are true and honest raid day photos and they "weren't that bad" what's so damaging about about showing them in a video? could it be that those weren't actually real photos from the raid?

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

Nick's such a holebrained retard that he thinks that shouting "I got my mistress addicted to cocaine" at the top of your lungs is a win in an argument

Yeah, I got nanny of my five children addicted to cocaine, yeah, I've got CPS on my back, so what?

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU TALKED TO HER YOU STUPID BITCH

 

[AnOminous]

smh certified woman moment
he should've gotten a twink boyfriend on the side instead

Nick thinks he IS the twink boyfriend.

 

[Gorton Colu]

Nick thinks he IS the twink boyfriend.
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This photo gets me everytime. Nick awkwardly posing like a teenage girl not sure how to be sexy.

Difference is that he is a skeletal middle aged man that looks like a ghoul.

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

If Nick honestly thought Hardin did something wrong he would of filed an ethics complaint instantly, plus he's very cautious to speak ill of Hardin because as we know Nick isn't a lawyer and Hardin would rape him in court.
Plus Hardin is looking at stuff on behalf of Null I would assume Nick is scared of opening the door to any discovery and because Hardin has taken up the case for Monty and as we know Hardin would rape him in court.
The more Nick speaks the less I want to hear him talk get fucked Nick, you are a prisoner in your own marriage because Kayla would probably rape you in Court.

 

[Captain Manning]

Clip of Nick saying he is confident the bodycam footage will not be released, thoughts on Hardin and a brief quip regarding the women who saw the bodycam.

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I dunno if third-party intervention in criminal cases is rare or not, but I know for a fact it's not unheard of.

Example:

A few years back, in Arizona, there was a woman named Jodi Arias (some of you may be familiar with her) who murdered her boyfriend. At trial, for whatever dumb reason, the judge decided her testimony was gonna be closed to the public and press. Various press agencies were livid and allied together to intervene in the case and have that decision overturned. Which it was.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

This will end only one way:

1. Nick is left with nothing. No house, no wife, no girlfriend, no drugs, no children. Boot licking is his way of life so no probation vio either
2. Nick claims he was right all along and always predicted he would end up that way.
3. He laser engraves copies of the bodycam and sends DVDs out as the 5k local gift. (j/k)

At this bottom is where the genius of Hardin intervening in all the cases could come in. Even though they are separate, I could see montegraph and josh settling for 1) apology to montegraph and 2) release of bodycam. Montegraph would love to see Nick release the bodycam. Even better is a divorce arc where they release Kayla from the montegraph liability in exchange for bodycam.

 

[Soapmore]

The other day, someone suggested maybe the county is Balldoguarding because Nick threatened to kill himself if they release the footage.

I initially dismissed it because the sheriff has qualified immunity and the county probably wouldn't be in legal trouble if he An Heroes.

Then I got to thinking: maybe it's because they still don't want a suicide on their conscience, so they're caving to emotional blackmail in that Minnesota Nice way.

That's kinda what I meant, but less about a suicide on their conscience and more about the children: If Nick killed himself by other than overdose, I don't see him doing it alone, I see him taking out everyone he resents, those who he thinks ruined his life. I truly think he resents Kayla and his family. He humiliates them daily, he seems driven to do it. They all cramp his style, they all keep him from diving off his degen cliff in the pool of dicks or whatever he craves... His family is the measure by which we're all judging him. No one cares he's a degenerate, we care he's doing it as a father of five. And he's clearly on the edge. I think people at the sheriff's department know it, know he's hanging on by a thin thread, and the last thing they want is a tragedy on their hands that makes international headlines.

 

[Heed Not]

Imagine all the bad press the county would get if Nick ended up a Chris Benoit copycat

Nobody forced them to offer a plea deal that would keep him out of prison.
Let's be real, in the unlikely event something that crazy happened, they'd deserve the bad press for not throwing him in the clink for 5 years and giving his family time to relocate with the child support garnished from his trust fund.

The dumber option would be to let him stay at large and hope that it'll be easier to get into a constitutional case with the most stubborn webmaster alive and an experienced attorney with a specific fixation on making sure public records (which everyone already knew the bodycam footage everyone already knew would be) remain public as is legally required.

So I'm doubtful they think he'd do something that crazy. Which I guess I should reiterate extra hard because I already got a mod action despite plainly stating I wasn't accusing Nick of something else: I do not think Nick would ever Benoit his family, and I don't think the Sheriff does either because they'd have either sent him to prison or been more insistent on figuring out how his child ingested cocaine than hiding the bodycam footage.

 

[Penguin Soldier]

If Nick had balls he'd invite jersh to his dead show to teach him a lesson. But he won't do that.

Ya know, I almost said this exact same thing the day he announced the CPS picture cope stream. IBS is just too hard for an alleged lawyer I guess.

 

[Soapmore]

Nobody forced them to offer a plea deal that would keep him out of prison.
Let's be real, in the unlikely event something that crazy happened, they'd deserve the bad press for not throwing him in the clink for 5 years and giving his family time to relocate with the child support garnished from his trust fund.

The dumber option would be to let him stay at large and hope that it'll be easier to get into a constitutional case with the most stubborn webmaster alive and an experienced attorney with a specific fixation on making sure public records (which everyone already knew the bodycam footage everyone already knew would be) remain public as is legally required.

So I'm doubtful they think he'd do something that crazy. Which I guess I should reiterate extra hard because I already got a mod action despite plainly stating I wasn't accusing Nick of something else: I do not think Nick would ever Benoit his family, and I don't think the Sheriff does either because they'd have either sent him to prison or been more insistent on figuring out how his child ingested cocaine than hiding the bodycam footage.

I hope you're right. But I see swiss cheese brain Rekeita and the constant humiliation he subjects his family to, and I don't put anything past a desperate coward.

 

[Arschersetzer]

This will end only one way:

1. Nick is left with nothing. No house, no wife, no girlfriend, no drugs, no children. Boot licking is his way of life so no probation vio either
2. Nick claims he was right all along and always predicted he would end up that way.
3. He laser engraves copies of the bodycam and sends DVDs out as the 5k local gift. (j/k)

Alternatively, if he plays his cards right there's room for him in a certain tin shack in Merida. He just needs to mind the Raging Pig Monster.

 

[demicolon]

Why did PPP dress in all pink? It makes him look more like an old lesbian than he already does.

Only real men wear pink.