Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Niggernerd]

Ya know, I almost said this exact same thing the day he announced the CPS picture cope stream. IBS is just too hard for an alleged lawyer I guess.

STOP FACT CHECKING ME IN REAL TIME YOU WEIRDOO

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

the Nicene Creed. That's the thing that both Catholics and Protestants (like PPP) agree on. It's basically the bare minimum you have to accept in order to call yourself Christian.

N.B. (not about PPP, just about significant Protestant populations): The Southern Baptist Convention has not added the Nicene Creed to the Baptist Faith & Message, although it has been debating it in very recent times. A motion to add it did not advance in the 2024 Convention, but it remains a discussion, iirc. The debate is rooted in the concept of sola scriptura (the Bible as the sole source of Christian teaching).

So guys,

Aaron mentioned on stream the other day that one of the rekieta juniors has a similar name to grandma, and that it was likely her name on the meds on the cuck fridge

So here’s my new theory:

Rekieta ran out of coke, stole his daughters’ adhd meds, then when he got coke again, he put coke in those gel caps you can buy from Whole Foods that are supposed to be for homemade supplements and was like “ah same difference”

So then when he was on his kick talking up coke as medicinal and shit, this was the base reason.

I think this theory blends several elements of Nick together seemlessly

It may not be what actually happened, but it had Nick’s metaphysical fingerprints all over it

Adderall is tablets, not capsules.

 

[Delany's Donkey]

Why did PPP dress in all pink? It makes him look more like an old lesbian than he already does.

with the glasses and hat I'm 90% sure he's cosplaying as ralph. Why he's doing that i don't know.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Adderall is tablets, not capsules.

Extended release adderall is in capsules. Coke lasts nowhere near as long though so it wouldn't be a good substitute.

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

Nick is 100% the type of pussy made bitch to threaten harm or suicide when he doesn't get his way. Barely even qualifies as a "man".

 

[DaleMcGuy]

Time stamp 8:30 gets to the meat of the matter. Relitigates implying the state brought coke into the house that was made after the initial arrest.
Alluding to Aaron and the Nanny being the culprits is truly the new cope.
11:15 The best advice even his most ardent detractors have given. The drug combo truly mutated the man into this odd mix of Ralph/DSP.

 

[FuhrerMustang]

Time stamp 8:30 gets to the meat of the matter. Relitigates implying the state brought coke into the house that was made after the initial arrest.
Alluding to Aaron and the Nanny being the culprits is truly the new cope.
11:15 The best advice even his most ardent detractors have given. The drug combo truly mutated the man into this odd mix of Ralph/DSP.

Nanny, please get in contact with me so we can sue crackets. Let's be second lien holders on the drug den. Maybe third after Monty is done with him.

 

[oh no im late for school]

Adderall is tablets, not capsules.

meet the xr

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Time stamp 8:30 gets to the meat of the matter. Relitigates implying the state brought coke into the house that was made after the initial arrest.

All the prosecutor would have to do is show the jury the photo of Nick in his JAMAL tank top and there would be no doubt it's his coke.

 

[Balldo]

General impression of K's appearance on KC: Great job, K! I think she came off as kindhearted, thoughtful ,and in my opinion, her note-taking was solid and should be trusted 100%. The guys did an excellent job interviewing her as well. People talk a ton of shit about PPP, but he is smarter than many of them think! He was in fine form last night.

Also, just wanted to point out something she said that jumped out both in her notes and the interview that strikes me as slightly more important than the minute EXIF details of his and Jessie's files, which can be summed up in one sentence: "Nick and Awful Jessie are fucking around, where is the bodycam footage, skelly?" That is K's observation that the cops really seemed overwhelmed by the hoard and didn't try that hard to keep looking for evidence of trafficking! It stood out to me in the notes and she made a point to emphasize it in her interview, despite her being very supportive and complimentary to the police.

I've hesitated to rip on the cops as, in the end, they busted Nick. But, man, the descriptions of that raid seemed very Mayberry to me. I can see a daunting hoard disssuading cops who think they are just doing a possession raid... but a raid that starts looking like a trafficking situation? No way, man, you rip the house to fucking shreds! Just because you have enough to ship the whole Qoverful off to jail doesn't mean you shouldn't keep looking, even if it takes a few days. If I was in law enforcement there, I would also want that footage hidden as it's embarrassing that they just seemed to go "fuck, man, this place is depressing, I'm tired of searching through this disgusting mess." If it was as lazy and half-assed as K makes it sound, the cops really blew a chance to tack on some trafficking charges. Something is really rotten here.

Back to K on KC: I don't think K should be doing her own sector-based show. She just comes off as way too kind and soft to deal with Da Sektur. It's one thing for us to mock Ralph, for example, from anonymous accounts, but dealing with his firehose of bullshit when it is aimed at you IRL and your real name? That's a whole 'nother thing! And there are people out there far more deranged and dangerous than Ralph. The whole idea gives off "Vicious and the Vickers" vibes? How did that work out for him? How did delving into Da Sektur work for normie Nick Rekieta? Not very well.

For example, she seems to be afraid of being doxed.... but puts her face and overall location out on the Internet? How does that usually work out for people who face dox themselves? How did that work out for Legal Mindset (aka Legal Dicksucker) who swore up and down he would never be doxed despite putting his face on camera? Put simply, if you put your face on the Internet while talking about hot button issues, you WILL be doxed. Period. She says she is "looking for community to discuss this stuff". Well, hon, here we are! Sign up, you can even stay anonymous! I understand the trepidation and lurked for problaby two years before bothering to make an account.

And if you are feeling lonely out in rural Minnesota as an outsider (understandable) and REALLY want to do a show, just do something about a normie activity you are interested in, like cats, or crystal healing ( she sounds a little woo), or music, or whatever else it is you like. Da Sektur will eat a kind person like. you alive... my two cents.

 

[keke]

Nick is 100% the type of pussy made bitch to threaten harm or suicide when he doesn't get his way. Barely even qualifies as a "man".

It’s why Nick hits himself in the head when someone doesn’t behave how he wants them to. So they immediately start making sure he’s not hurting himself.

 

[Autistic Jew One Ball]

After watching the "legal system" in Minnesota this last year and hearing the CPS statistics of MN that Mama K gave us last night I get the feeling Minnesota just doesn't care about policing crime. Seems like a lawless society.

We almost Tampon Walz the governor as VP its a shit hole for a reason

 

[Penguin Soldier]

STOP FACT CHECKING ME IN REAL TIME YOU WEIRDOO

SHUT UP YOU INCEL PRUDE PEDOPHILE, I NEVER SAID THAT, YOU JUST WANNA SEE MAH KEEDZ CAUSE YOU GOTTA MICROPEEN LIKE KURT

Null: All I asked was if you will swear in writing these photos were taken by the police when they executed a search warrant on your house on May 23rd, 2024.

 

[Lonely khan]

Adderall is tablets, not capsules.
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Slow Release Adderall comes in capsules

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Back to K on KC: I don't think K should be doing her own sector-based show. She just comes off as way too kind and soft to deal with Da Sektur. It's one thing for us to mock Ralph, for example, from anonymous accounts, but dealing with his firehose of bullshit when it is aimed at you IRL and your real name? That's a whole 'nother thing! And there are people out there far more deranged and dangerous than Ralph. The whole idea gives off "Vicious and the Vickers" vibes? How did that work out for him? How did delving into Da Sektur work for normie Nick Rekieta? Not very well.

I agree with this. Her demeanor, which may not be a fair thing to assess because she was likely nervous, suggests someone not cut out for the bombastic and bloodthirsty behavior that is commonplace in this particular world.

 

[Niggernerd]

SHUT UP YOU INCEL PRUDE PEDOPHILE, I NEVER SAID THAT, YOU JUST WANNA SEE MAH KEEDZ CAUSE YOU GOTTA MICROPEEN LIKE KURT

Null: All I asked was if you will swear in writing these photos were taken by the police when they executed a search warrant on your house on May 23rd, 2024.

I NEVER said THAT but even if i did ITS NONE OF YOUR BUISNESS. Why are you being such a woman, Josh?

 

[demicolon]

it's so fucking stale. kurt's "betrayal" is particularly venomous to nick for some reason.

Kurt's an easy target and Nick's a coward.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

It looks like the Zooluminati has got @Third World Aristocrat... stay safe everyone.

I definitely bit off more than I could chew trying to create a video based on the bodycam notes using AI. Even with the help of @Midnight Energy Drink in generating the AI images, I’ve only managed to complete around 30% of the full set of K’s notes. Maintaining visual consistency with AI can be a real bitch at times.

I'm waiting for Nick's Karen Read Stream from today to finish and be fully processed by YouTube. Once that's done, I'll post all the SuperTips summaries from May 29th onward.

 

[BathTubShine]

Cocaine has to be snorted, what every 15-30mins?
I just don't see how giving your kid his daily dose of one ADHD-capsule filled with coke in the morning would be sufficient to warrant 5000/500 results in tests or even do anything for ADHD symptoms.
Also I'm pretty sure no active adult coke junkie would prefer ingesting their coke inside some pill-capsules instead of nasally snorting them. Does it even give the same high when eaten?
Seems as useful topic as tripods and butterdishes

 

[unironicjudiaism]

After watching the "legal system" in Minnesota this last year and hearing the CPS statistics of MN that Mama K gave us last night I get the feeling Minnesota just doesn't care about policing crime. Seems like a lawless society.

They did this in order for the Somalis to cull their herd. Ended up rackets might be part somali.