Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

It is the mental processing of a child.

remember he used to proudly display toys behind him in his streams.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

I am like 100% sure now that the “worst day of his life” during the Depp trial was Kayla’s family staging an intervention for his drinking and poor work-life balance.

Nick as 90% of the thread has said is a manipulative control freak. I think the narcissistic injury from that would’ve been the worst day. I don’t think Kayla cheating on him would make him care as that would’ve been a cause for divorce that most likely favors him.

Looking at how placid Kayla's family is I doubt they would do something so extreme without Kayla on board. And Kayla wouldn't be on board because she is and always was a vegetable.

 

[Nova902]

Aaron is more of a "bear" type, Nick is the twink.

The county can just 5150 Nick for his suicide baiting, so I don't think it's that. I do hope he keeps going until their hand is forced though, because that would be really funny.

I think it's that small-town thing. They're being recalicitrant because the people who are interested in the body cam footage are out-of-towners who frankly intend to make money and harvest clout from the suffering of a Kandiyoshi County family. The County wishes these outsiders would go away and stop making their nice, God-fearing little town look like a drug den full of hookers and abused children.

NICK'S HS REUNION

Nick: Hey, look, it's Timmy! Long time no see, Timmy! Do you remember, back in the day, how we used to throw pretzels and gummy bears at you on the school bus? LOL, what a nerd you were, am I right?

Timmy (in a controlled, long suffering voice): Nick Rekeita. What are you up to these days?

Nick (bragging): OH, nothing much! I'm just the most famous Lawtuber on YouTube! I party all the time! I've even got TWO chicks fighting over me! So what have YOU been up to, Timmy, you lame?

Timmy (in a flat voice): I'm a practicing lawyer in a firm in St. Cloud, and I made Junior Partner last year. Uhhh, what's a lawtuber?

~finis~

Aaron said he was the Pitcher not the catcher , if your gonna be gay pitching seems less gay

 

[Xtl]

I was busy but I felt the sudden need to tell some asshole here that Adderall comes in capsules.

 

[Harambe]

Further begs the question was he lower than average in stock for distribution or bought extra for himself to avoid another long trip to the twin cities.

Rekieta couldn't keep his hotel bookings or his wife's nudes or his bang maid off camera or out of people's knowledge. I do not think he can keep secrets worth a damn.

Aaron said he was the Pitcher not the catcher , if your gonna be gay pitching seems less gay

it's still 100% gay to fuck a dude

 

[River possum]

ROFL. The cop cracking up about the Racoon picking up the meth pipe and the old lady reaching for it and saying "I don't want him to have that". Then the cop busts out giggling "He's trying to smoke it!"

That made me literally lol that's some contagious laughter he has

 

[Balldo]

Further begs the question was he lower than average in stock for distribution or bought extra for himself to avoid another long trip to the twin cities.

I don't buy the "saving trips to the Twin Cities" theory. That doesn't explain the scale, the stacks of cash, or the division into multiple smaller baggies. Cokeheads don't do that, coke dealers do. And if he had 26 grams for personal use (that's a fucking lot!), why would he already have the cash laying around for the next trip? The more I type and think about this, the more shocked I am that the cops didn't treat this like a trafficking bust.

i think ppp doesn't really do that is because ppp would feel like a hypocrite about it. lets face it, ppp is not living the most christ-like lifestyle and ppp knows it. unlike rekieta, ppp, as a christian, feels shame in his current lifestyle.

Let's face it, nearly anybody in Da Sektur or posting on Kiwi Farms regularly really shouldn't be claiming to be "Christian". Real Christians don't spend much time on online gossip boards where people swear and talk about balldos and pussy liquor.

True Christian Kiwi Test: Show this site (or Sektur shows) to your personal pastor, reverend, priest, etc. and see if they think it supports your Christian lifestyle. My guess is it will be a Vader-tier "NOOOOO!!!!" But, hey, maybe some of you have a Based Edgelord Pastor who just goes "LOL, I'm on the Farms, too! JULAAAY! Jesus would approve!"

 

[Xtl]

Aaron said he was the Pitcher not the catcher , if your gonna be gay pitching seems less gay

Playing baseball is gay either way. Dudes really be running with tight pants and knee tall socks lmao.

 

[Vibralldo]

It is the mental processing of a child.

It's a spoiled brat who never wants to admit he's wrong

 

[FuhrerMustang]

Aaron said he was the Pitcher not the catcher , if your gonna be gay pitching seems less gay

This is all just making me think of Vito in the Sopranos. So Aaron admitted to gay shit between the two, has he?

 

[RotPockets]

Nick: Hey, look, it's Timmy! Long time no see, Timmy! Do you remember, back in the day, how we used to throw pretzels and gummy bears at you on the school bus? LOL, what a nerd you were, am I right?

Nick was a coomer brained nerd throughout school, Drex used to bully him until they reconnected in college after Nick got his trust fund. Around the same time he was simping for Kayla while pretending to be a faggot and luring men to his dorm in their underwear. Would you let this bully you?

 

[Nova902]

This is all just making me think of Vito in the Sopranos. So Aaron admitted to gay shit between the two, has he?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoZ317wdJNI

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Looking at how placid Kayla's family is I doubt they would do something so extreme without Kayla on board. And Kayla wouldn't be on board because she is and always was a vegetable.

I mean Nick is openly shitting on them now. Her step-father is publicly calling her to leave him in Facebook posts. Her family, the sister especially, were the main party to report him.

I could believe that Nick got confronted by them and he took it poorly.

 

[Xtl]

I assume Nick is just going to ignore redpod on the claims of the footage. His only other 2 options are taking a picture of the footage or go even retarderer and try to make an AI image of the footage which he knows people here would tear to shreds.

Anything that puts him in a lose-lose situation is good still so B+ for the attempt.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Sunrise Productions comes out of retirement to shit on Nick lol

 

[Vibralldo]

The worst day of Nick's life being his family coming together and saying "you need to stop doing drugs and swinging for the sake of your wife and kids" would be incredibly poetic

 

[Allied-Mastercomputer]

This is retarded and not how it works, which is why it didn't work for the Frank's motion.

Wouldn’t his insistence on a Frank’s hearing imply that he was implying LEO malfeasance in the first place? It’s a strong indicator if not a tacit admission that’s what he was trying to do.

 

[Kulee Baba]

It is the mental processing of a child.

Nick has been out of law school for 20 years now and hasn’t practiced in 6 years or so right? Regardless I think whatever practical knowledge he had has flown out the window with only the basic rules and stuff from pop culture.

Like I think all legal procedurals and shows like Dexter had a plot device that this POS baddie gets to walk on a technicality. Cops didn’t read him his rights, the evidence was illegally obtained, etc.
I mean those things do happen and a good defense attorney does convince the judge that XYZ has to be thrown out.

For Nick though he’s not practicing law thankfully. He just gets to pretend that he’s successfully argued something out because he’s just playing armchair quarterback.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

I mean Nick is openly shitting on them now. Her step-father is publicly calling her to leave him in Facebook posts. Her family, the sister especially, were the main party to report him.

I could believe that Nick got confronted by them and he took it poorly.

A lot of that came after the arrest. Not before.
If Kayla's family confronted Nick it would have been a sudden reaction not something planed out. Maybe they found some of his drugs in close proximity to kids. Or found him drunk driving and confronted him then and there.

 

[Cad an Hell]

Nick was a coomer brained nerd throughout school, Drex used to bully him until they reconnected in college after Nick got his trust fund. Around the same time he was simping for Kayla while pretending to be a faggot and luring men to his dorm in their underwear. Would you let this bully you?
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Born to be a junkie holy shit!