Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Strix454]

. And if he had 26 grams for personal use (that's a fucking lot!), why would he already have the cash laying around for the next trip?

He was making those trips every three to four days. And having the cash to buy the drugs would be the one thing in his life he would care about and be carefully prepared about.....because crackhead.

It was 26 grams split three ways for consumption. That seems to potentially amount to each of them doing 2 grams a day. Thats not impossible. Especially considering that the girls were doing coke at 9am the day of the arrest. They seem to have been such total degenerates that by the end they were almost constantly on coke.

 

[ICantLegallySayThat]

True Christian Kiwi Test: Show this site (or Sektur shows) to your personal pastor, reverend, priest, etc. and see if they think it supports your Christian lifestyle. My guess is it will be a Vader-tier "NOOOOO!!!!" But, hey, maybe some of you have a Based Edgelord Pastor who just goes "LOL, I'm on the Farms, too! JULAAAY! Jesus would approve!"

My Rabbi loves the Kiwifarms. Personally I agree with Christian traditions like public shaming practiced by the Puritans. Some people are too afraid to speak when its needed. So they tell white lies of omissions to spare the people they care for. Nick is the perfect example. You have to flip tables sometimes. You're giving Reddit buddy.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Nick is 100% the type of pussy made bitch to threaten harm or suicide when he doesn't get his way. Barely even qualifies as a "man".

Nick reminds me of that Veggie Tales parody Aqua Teen Hunger force did.

 

[Melty Butter]

Karen Read Stream Day 26 - Rekieta Notables


TLDR: "Abject disaster of a stream" to use Nick's accurate words. Tech issues for hours; almost abandoned the stream because he needed a nap but then he took his meds. Said he was up at 4:30 AM to set up links, and somehow the bracket that attaches his cooler to his processor broke. Switched to his laptop, but that quickly lost its charge, and he could not find the charger because his kids had stolen it. He ordered a charger from Target that was delivered by DoorDash (within an hour). (Riveting content of him ordering it in real time.) He watched Kurt make steak. A disaster, indeed, during an important day for the defense in the trial.

• Top YT Live Viewership (approx): 1200 (it would have been more if not for the hour + tech issues)
• Tweets During Stream (approx): 15
• Breaks: Numerous, for tech issues. I lost count. 3-5?
• Kid interruptions: 3. At one point, his youngest (I'm guessing) wanted food from a box. She tried to crawl under his desk to pop up on screen, but he managed to get her away.

Spoiler: Notes Chronologically

Admin: 200 waiting, over an hour late due to tech issues (see below).

Morning

- Admits that he looks like a "drug dealer: in the shiny shirt.

- Whined about only having 2 screens due to his PC going down. Later admits he needs to buy a new one.

- Left the screen for a very long time to try to find a charger for the laptop.

- He will ignore future questions about the bodycam; there are reasons to "keep quiet" right now.

- During his tech issues, he got flustered about the state of his office and cleaned up the cup with a straw and what appears to be a Burger King bag. He put them on the floor.


- He says he went to Walmart at 6 AM after diagnosing his tech issues, but he misdiagnosed. (I assume the Burger King was picked up then.)

- Daughter (off-screen) interrupts to ask about food she couldn't find. Nick says that there are "3 boxes". When she says she can't find them, he says that "someone else ate them".


- Complains that his kids steal his chargers and he doesn't understand why they need so many Surface Tablets and iPads.

- Calls Momma K a "goblin"

Afteernoon

- He became increasingly stressed by his laptop going down from 41% to 29%, etc.

- Shops for a charger online. Says, "My apologies. This stream has been an abject disaster."

- Whines about Spectre leaving his tribe. He's fine with it because Spectre's "constantly annoying" and "very dramatic" and has been on a "downward spiral". "Just go."

- Reviews Kurt's steak cooking stream. (It was pretty funny. Credit where it's due. Kurt does not know how to cook.)

- DoorDash arrives with the charger; it was delivered to his office by a child or Kayla.

- Due to his lack of a screen, he was texting madly in view throughout the stream. A better autist than me might be able to figure out what he was DMing/Tweeting, but it's probably unimportant.


- @Null he discussed Hardin and whether the government "properly classified" the bodycam. He said that it was "not in evidence". (If important, consider word-searching; my notes are in real time, and transcripts are not yet available.) He said that an "autistic website" (the Farms) is not "public interest". He said that he never blamed the cops for doing anything wrong and, regardless, it's "unimplicated by the guilty plea".

- On Keanu, he "doesn't give a shit" about what Melton did regarding her OnlyFans because it's not RP. At worst, it's copyright due to the paywall.

- Late afternoon breakfast sandwich/burger (I think it was from his 6 AM trip to Walmart.)


- Laughed that Sean was "trying to take his toys away" by removing his voice from Supertips.

- He competently reviewed the court proceedings toward the end.

- Said he "doesn't know" why he hasn't paid Monty his $300.

- He ended with an AI song someone sent in about Karen Read's ass and said he was going to take a nap.

(Btw, he said he'd be napping but has Tweeted several times since the stream ended.)

 

[Kulee Baba]

They'd probably been watching him for some time and knew he never left the house or had visitors other than the obvious. A drug house has a constant flow of visitors. I think if they'd intended to go really hard they would have anyway, but I don't think a normal investigation would have turned up evidence of distribution (other than the kind of social use that theoretically can be but is almost never prosecuted as such).

It seems like he was more of a drug hoarder and he'd just buy cocaine whenever he could, rather than that he was always buying large quantities and then splitting them up like a dealer would.

Hardly an expert on the subject but I think Nick can count his blessings that Minnesota appearently has some of strongest laws against civil forfeiture.

I don’t know if the legal horror stories are overblown or not but in another state like Texas yeah I think they’d at least threaten to seize the house. A near OZ of blow is ridiculous to have.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Meth and coke are water soluble so he could have been dissolving it in liquid and giving it her with those oral syringes by pretending it was anything. Pour what you want in the syringe with a funnel, replace the plunger then suck up the desired amount of liquid.

I’m still a big fan of the theory that he puts cocaine in his whiskey and leaves his bottles out and his favorite daughter wanted to be exactly like daddy and would sneak sips from them. Would also explain why he’s trying to go with “the nanny gave my kids booze”

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

Nick reminds me of that Veggie Tales parody Aqua Teen Hunger force did.

YOU ARE RIGHT!!! This is LITERALLY nick although he wishes he had any of cross's talent lol

 

[Captain Manning]

Let's face it, nearly anybody in Da Sektur or posting on Kiwi Farms regularly really shouldn't be claiming to be "Christian". Real Christians don't spend much time on online gossip boards where people swear and talk about balldos and pussy liquor.

No, that's absolute bullshit.

Yes, I, and others here that are Christian, post on Kiwifarms. However, I also believe in Jesus, as commonly understood, which is way more than I can say about Nick.

Nick is not a Christian not because he does sinful things. We all do sinful things. He is not a Christian because he LITERALLY DOES NOT BELIEVE IN CHRIST.

Again, I can not emphasize enough that Nick's position on Jesus is incompatible with the most basic tenet of all Christianity. He does not believe in the Nicene Creed. He does not accept what is clearly written in the New Testament. It's the belief that disqualifies him far more than the acts.

And, to be clear here, Nick has a God-given inalienable Constitutional right to believe whatever the fuck he wants. The Flying Spaghetti monster, or perhaps BALldo. He also has the right to be an atheist. I don't care. This is America, and I respect that.

That does not change the fact he is 100% full of shit when he calls himself a Christian.

He's a fraud. He's a charlatan. For this, and other reasons. He intentionally and falsely identified as Christian for years to try and pull the wool over people's eyes and court a particular audience. I honestly don't know what the fuck Nick is in terms of his religion. I just know what he isn't.

 

[Xtl]

What does My Little Pony have to do with this

 

[Butt_Pouncer]

Nick engagement farming doesnt count as a job for your probation

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rknu0hoxZo

7:20

Is it the first time Nick confirms Aaron's 'cocaine takes you from here to here' story?

 

[Buster Bloodvessel]

Proof Nick is lying is found comparing the coke stream with what he posted. MamaK said the desk was further back - which seems true. Then there's the shelves- I wonder if anyone who saw the bodycam remember them as in cokestream? Also, did anyone ever see the whiskey barrel in earlier streams?

Also, check for how far back Nick had the swinger ring. Ex. he had it while pitting on the Sonichu medallion...

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

This will end only one way:

1. Nick is left with nothing. No house, no wife, no girlfriend, no drugs, no children. Boot licking is his way of life so no probation vio either
2. Nick claims he was right all along and always predicted he would end up that way.
3. He laser engraves copies of the bodycam and sends DVDs out as the 5k local gift. (j/k)

At this bottom is where the genius of Hardin intervening in all the cases could come in. Even though they are separate, I could see montegraph and josh settling for 1) apology to montegraph and 2) release of bodycam. Montegraph would love to see Nick release the bodycam. Even better is a divorce arc where they release Kayla from the montegraph liability in exchange for bodycam.

It's probably going to be a boring and unceremonious end, like with Ralph. Nick will probably take too much of an inhale of whippets, fall over, hit his head, and die alone in a dirty room.

 

[RotPockets]

“Pull Up”
(100% Pure Rekietamine)

Starrring:
Nicholas Robert Rekieta as Balldo/Balldosattva
Joshua Connor Moon as FBI Agent Johnny Potter

 

[Chazzed Up]

He was making those trips every three to four days. And having the cash to buy the drugs would be the one thing in his life he would care about and be carefully prepared about.....because crackhead.

It was 26 grams split three ways for consumption. That seems to potentially amount to each of them doing 2 grams a day. Thats not impossible. Especially considering that the girls were doing coke at 9am the day of the arrest. They seem to have been such total degenerates that by the end they were almost constantly on coke.

Two ways, no? Aaron wasn't doing it much and he said Kayla wasn't either which I can believe, since she seems depressed as fuck, not sure coke was her drug of choice.

 

[MeltyTW]

and he could not find the charger because his kids had stolen it

i love this arc of rekietas kids losing respect for him and just mugging him. its like hes in a prison cell already and hes at the bottom of the hierarchy.

 

[Xtl]

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I don't think he is engagement farming. He is just that assblasted. Pretty sure if you asked him that he would cope saying it is about engagement though.

 

[Yung Bach]

I don't buy the "saving trips to the Twin Cities" theory. That doesn't explain the scale, the stacks of cash, or the division into multiple smaller baggies. Cokeheads don't do that, coke dealers do. And if he had 26 grams for personal use (that's a fucking lot!), why would he already have the cash laying around for the next trip?

There's no way Rekieta was dealing drugs because there's no way Rekieta could be bothered to deal drugs. Meeting up with buyers and/or making deliveries at random times of day isn't fun. Also, petty drug dealing is an objectively horrible way to make money, especially when taking the risks into account.

Rekieta is simply obsessive about his drugs, just like he's obsessive about his alcohol. IIRC, at one point he had cabinets of whiskey, way more than he could consume in a reasonable amount of time. His cocaine stash is the same deal.

 

[TexOffender]

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Why the FUCK is Nick starting shit with Joey Swoll of all people? Dude is a saint.

 

[Something Awful]

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Rekieta says "Momma K" should be "put down" and is trying to find out her identity.

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