Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[NSA Intern]

Reminder.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

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Rekieta says "Momma K" should be "put down" and is trying to find out her identity.

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I'm starting to think that Nick enjoys taking L after L. If he didn't he'd just shut the fuck up and get off of twitter, but he doesn't so he continues to take Ls. After a while you have to wonder.

I'm sure he'd say something about muh freedom of speech, which is kind of pointless when everyone sees you as a liar and your words are meaningless to people not actively making fun of you.

 

[Sneed Force One]

"he's too whipped to control his own show." says man who is legally required to stream content the court deems to be socially productive 9 til 5 every weekday for the next five years.

Nick, you are property of the state. You are a slave owned by Governor Tim Walz. You are a field nigger held in indebted servitude to the white man.

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

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"he's too whipped to control his own show." says man who is legally required to stream content the court deems to be socially productive 9 til 5 every weekday for the next five years.

Nick, you are property of the state. You are a slave owned by Governor Tim Walz. You are a field nigger held in indebted servitude to the white man.

He got to pick that cotton to make the tampons

 

[Vibralldo]

hers is a case where crowd funding would not only work, but probably go viral. Imagine the headlines. "A woman trying to uncover child abuse in a small town sued by evil lawyer man trying to conceal his dastardly deeds." Not only would she make 6 figures but a LOT more eyeballs would be on nick in a very bad way.

Does she even have to? The law firms clearly hate Nick and want to see the bodycam footage.

Would they not be willing to rep Mama K pro bono because she saw the footage as well?

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"he's too whipped to control his own show." says man who is legally required to stream content the court deems to be socially productive 9 til 5 every weekday for the next five years.

Nick, you are property of the state. You are a slave owned by Governor Tim Walz. You are a field nigger held in indebted servitude to the white man.

It's so weird that Nick is obsessing so much about some random streamer in Minnesota. He needs to move on, Aaron's life is none of his business

 

[Mr. Manchester]

It's so weird that Nick is obsessing so much about some random streamer in Minnesota. He needs to move on, Aaron's life is none of his business

Aaron broke his coke-strained heart. He's lashing out because of his homosexual love for a retarded man. Come on bro, it's pride month.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Can Nick go five minutes without being a potentially murderous misogynist? He’s seriously becoming unhinged; I know, I know, he has been, but this has become a particularly toxic turn. He can’t even criticize STMS without ultimately blaming it on Aaron’s girlfriend, not Aaron himself.

He needs inpatient help. He needs to go, stat.

 

[Niggernerd]

Nick, you sound deranged and the only people who justify it jack off to Aarons kids

 

[Vibralldo]

Can Nick go five minutes without being a potentially murderous misogynist?

No

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

I'm a bit late, but for those who are curious — here is my SuperTips data since May 29th.

May 29, 2025: Karen Read Trial - Day 23 - Welcher On Cross
• Total Amount Donated: $25.00
• Total Unique Super Tippers (excluding 'Anonymous'): 3
• Total from Anonymous Donators: $10.00
• Top 3 Super Tippers:
- Bestierose: $5.00
- Driveway Discussions: $5.00
- Teacher MR ShortBus: $5.00
• Average Donation Size: $5.00
• Average Donation Rate: $12.32 per video hour
obs.: SuperCHATS: $25
* This is the stream that he initially made private, and later restricted to members only.

May 29, 2025: LATE NIGHT STREAM - Karen Read Stuff, Silliness, #RELAX
• Total Amount Donated: $176.80 (*max: $289.50)
• Total Unique Super Tippers (excluding 'Anonymous'): 9
• Top 3 Super Tippers:
- Ellie Anne: $101.80
- Shadow Of The: $25.00
- Grifty: $20.00
• Average Donation Size: $11.05
• Average Donation Rate: $89.15 per video hour
obs.: SuperCHATS: $156

May 30, 2025: Karen Read Trial - Day 24 - THE DEFENSE BEGINS
• Total Amount Donated: $373.43 (*max: $695.29)
• Total Unique Super Tippers (excluding 'Anonymous'): 16
• Total from Anonymous Donators: $196.70
• Top 3 Super Tippers:
- THE Number 1 Tugsimp: $55.00
- ericmatrix1: $16.73
- Matthew Selph: $15.00
• Average Donation Size: $7.62
• Average Donation Rate: $56.44 per video hour
obs.: SuperCHATS: $102

May 31, 2025: The Book Is Better Than The Film
• Total Amount Donated: $262.15 (*max: $324.45)
• Total Unique Super Tippers (excluding 'Anonymous'): 23
• Total from Anonymous Donators: $30.00
• Top 3 Super Tippers:
- Oof: $45.00
- madslasher7: $30.00
- Aly Pandalicious: $26.15
• Average Donation Size: $7.28
• Average Donation Rate: $108.17 per video hour
obs.: SuperCHATS: $219

June 2, 2025: Karen Read Trial - Day 25 - Defense Goes on Offense
• Total Amount Donated: $368.38 (*max: $472.56)
• Total Unique Super Tippers (excluding 'Anonymous'): 23
• Total from Anonymous Donators: $68.70
• Top 3 Super Tippers:
- TheTexVet: $51.16
- Sean Mcdonald: $50.46
- vVvPrince: $45.00
• Average Donation Size: $6.70
• Average Donation Rate: $50.67 per video hour
obs.: SuperCHATS: $91

June 3, 2025: Karen Read Trial - Day 26 - Cannone in D Major, Pizza Casserole in D Minor
• Total Amount Donated: $133.00 (* max: $153.00)
• Total Unique Super Tippers (excluding 'Anonymous'): 9
• Total from Anonymous Donators: $55.00
• Top 3 Super Tippers:
- TheTexVet: $25.00
- Fishing: $15.00
- Fletcher: $10.00
• Average Donation Size: $5.12
• Average Donation Rate: $21.55 per video hour
obs.: SuperCHATS: $54

Unless my code missed something, this seems to be his weakest SuperTips performance on record since I began logging on May 5th. (I’m not counting the stream he had to end early due to receiving bad news about someone close to him.)

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If you spot a Super Tip that didn’t get logged, feel free to DM me. I’ll update the detection parameters accordingly. The attached CSV file contains the full data log.

Spoiler: Technical Spergery

So, what exactly does the code do?
Every 2 seconds, it analyzes a video frame in search of very specific hues—my sacred chromatic thresholds. Once a region matching the blessed palette is identified, it calculates the area covered. If the candidate box meets the threshold, the system invokes EasyOCR to extract the text. The text is then parsed and exported to CSV.

Continuation logic?
If two Super Tips share the same username and donation amount, and there are no intervening frames without a donation box, I treat them as a single, continuous message.

What’s “max”?
The “max” value reflects what the total would have been if I had decided to count each message fragment individually—ignoring continuation logic.

 

[GungusDingaling]

"You won't see the cuck fridge."
"Am I about to cry? No, don't think so."
NICK IS SEETHING haha.
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Rekeita looks more and more like this guy every time I check in on this thread

 

[Captain Manning]

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"he's too whipped to control his own show." says man who is legally required to stream content the court deems to be socially productive 9 til 5 every weekday for the next five years.

Nick, you are property of the state. You are a slave owned by Governor Tim Walz. You are a field nigger held in indebted servitude to the white man.

That tweet, BTW, is in response to the Pretty Antisocial bitches. Two "moms" who thinks it's completely fine Nick did drugs around kids, and his 8 year old tested positive for coke.

I know people love to bring up the fact Nick calls people pedos while hanging with Melton and Vito, and so do I...

...but can we now ALSO all take a moment to appreciate the fact that he call K fat, ugly, dumb, psychotic, and whatever, while hanging with those two dumb cunts?

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

...but can we now ALSO all take a moment to appreciate the fact that he call K fat, ugly, dumb, psychotic, and whatever, while hanging with those two dumb cunts?

He's basically Ralph now. Anyone on his side is his friend for life...until they're not.

 

[Niggernerd]

He's basically Ralph now. Anyone on his side is his friend for life...until they're not.

Like ralph he sung the praises of the farms everyday until their thread became really active

 

[redacted_name]

That tweet, BTW, is in response to the Pretty Antisocial bitches. Two "moms" who thinks it's completely fine Nick did drugs around kids, and his 8 year old tested positive for coke.

It is fascinating the obsession the dabbleverse has with Aaron, to the point they will go to bat for Nick so they can get a few Ws on Aaron. Why? Aaron is such an uninteresting crawling creature. Why this obsession with a man who is so mundane? Jesse from Podawful summarised it well: a lot of these people have no content other than Aaron. It is the same thing with Dick Masterson and the whole Maddox crusade. On top of that they are terrible people who have no qualms being friends with paedos or with a man whose daughter tested positive for cocaine.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Spoiler: Sunrise Productions link again

There were a ton of bangers in there, but these got me toward the end.






Edit to add: This one killed me on rewatch (sorry, Null)

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

Clip of Nick saying he is confident the bodycam footage will not be released, thoughts on Hardin and a brief quip regarding the women who saw the bodycam.

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look at him squirm in his chair and lie. this guy would rather transform into gollum from lord of the rings than get honest and sober.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Can Nick go five minutes without being a potentially murderous misogynist? He’s seriously becoming unhinged; I know, I know, he has been, but this has become a particularly toxic turn. He can’t even criticize STMS without ultimately blaming it on Aaron’s girlfriend, not Aaron himself.

He needs inpatient help. He needs to go, stat.

If he can’t stop obsessing over Aaron why not make some money and do some IBS? Go on a neutral party like “Who Are These Podcasts” and scream at each other for an hour and take a split of the superchats.

It’s win win. Aaron makes money to feed the kids more Spaghetti-Os, Nick proves he’s generating income. I mean shit even Howard Stern had the balls to scream at his hack ripoff Mancow.

 

[Chibitzen]

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Rekieta says "Momma K" should be "put down" and is trying to find out her identity.

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He just proved her intuition was right about him to begin with. What an idiot.

 

[Sneed on Cloud 9]

Community Service Timeline Update:



On one hand, Nick has fifty-nine days to complete his eighty hours of community service. When he finishes his community service, he will avoid serving twenty-eight days in prison and a felony conviction. He can do thirty hours per week under the supervision of his probation officer and will complete it all in about three weeks.

On the other hand, Nick can spend 672 hours in prison instead of only eighty hours of community service.

Now it's time for a PSA.

Video: "The Code pt 1" by Jim Can't Swim