Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Microplastics In My Blood]

"There but for the grace of God go I", as the saying goes. I'm the last person to excuse his conduct or behavior (considering I've been continually saying "PULL UP PULL UP" like some others in this thread), but was he just dealt a bad hand and decided to go all in (speaking in developmental terms)?

Maybe? who knows. Maybe he was spoilt, maybe he was raised normally. Who knows. Regardless he chose to have children and so ultimately there is no excuse (not saying you are excusing him, just clarifying)

If he wasn't so wet-brained he could've said "taken down a peg" and avoided the implicit threat, but Little Nickie ain't so good with words no' mo' and desperately wants to pay Randazza more of his family's shekels. If he gets any more buttblasted by this pleasant, middle-aged woman saying well-reasoned things about him, he'll find some obtuse way to imply she's a pedo, just wait.

It's such a shame that he grew up in crack-shack, with no education and his job was cracking rocks all day down the mines, it not like he has a major in English and he let's say, a lawyer, which deals with the meaning of words and their precise usage. Really we can't fault him for that.

 

[NotreallyPutin]

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>"You are a pedophile attracted to your own children"

What an odd thing for a man that projects, has pedophile friends, and who's daughter tested positive for a large quantity of cocaine to say.

I don't think Toe-man has ever been found guilty of having drugs around his kids. In fact, it was Rage Twig that brought the bullet around Aron's kids that caused him to get massively pissed off at Nick.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

EVS back to sweeping it up for balldo.

Birds of a feather...

 

[RotPockets]

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Anything to get Aaron-sans attention. Hes directly calling him a pedophile. Not implying like a teenage girl so improvements.

Nick thinks his friends saying this is just funny and weird. But somehow Aaron overthinking a benign and literal statement is a pedophile.

Nick just straight up tossing glasses houses now?

I’m not the brightest light bulb in the crayon box, can someone fill me in on the pink sock reference? Dare I imagine being innocent about one thing on the Internet?

Substitute “sleeve of wizard” with “pink sock”. It means prolapse of the vagina. Alternatively, “rosebud” is synonymous with anal prolapse.

 

[Strix454]

Monty 2: Electric Boogaloo incoming:

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So I assume he is threatening some sort of new civil litigation over that nude photo that two people saw?

That will be a much harder path than the criminal case was. He is really is obsessed with humiliating his own wife in court.

What a dope.

 

[There She Glows]

@Tiki Bar Man 2 Can you comment on where the skeleton was in the video you saw? Was it in the corner as depicted in Nick's photo?

The skeleton was wishing the cops a million gonorrheas.

We all have our vices, some worse than others. I would never show my pastor this site, nor would I show my parents for that matter. You should see how some congregations gossip. It's human nature. Shrug, no one is perfect

I would not show my mother this website because it is too internet culture for her to understand but looking back I can draw a direct line from my lolcow watching hobby back to laughing at retards in the wild with my mom

 

[800 Chupacabras]

Nick thinks his friends saying this is just funny and weird. But somehow Aaron overthinking a benign and literal statement is a pedophile.

In any case, it shows how fucking disgusting all these people are, that a mention of typical girly attire immediately leads to the topic of anal prolapses. Whether it’s Aaron’s viewer bringing it up, Aaron acknowledging the meaning of the slang (despite the actual innocence of the statement), or Nick continuing to beat it like a dead horse. They are all rancid people.

 

[SigmaBalls]

The skeleton was wishing the cops a million gonorrheas.

I would not show my mother this website because it is too internet culture for her to understand but looking back I can draw a direct line from my lolcow watching hobby back to laughing at retards in the wild with my mom

If you wish people something bad, like a million gonorrheas, does that create an opposite good effect? Now i'm interested in the theory of balldoterica.
Like let's take "I wish you a million bucks", and turn that into "I hope you go bankrupt", does that mean the person gets a million bucks? Or never goes bankrupt? interesting stuff here!

 

[Brian Oblivion]

So I assume he is threatening some sort of new civil litigation over that nude photo that two people saw?

That will be a much harder path than the criminal case was. He is really is obsessed with humiliating his own wife in court.

What a dope.

Aaron might have to pay....dun dun dun...another 50 dollars.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

It really is amazing how unrepentant he is. The fact they took his plea of guilty when he clearly doesn't think he's guilty just makes me hate them even more.
At this point I am convinced the zooluminati got the state to give him whatever this deal is and his PO is just basically not looking. He is openly bragging about doing the drugs and how he wants to do more.

After they are gone this will be Balldo post-divorce.

Replace take the lady home with "I'll suck your cock if I lose."
And you nailed it.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

So the rekieta crime family is a real thing? Mama Kay talking about how people are hesitant to talk about the rekietas, hostility at the last hearing, surprising evidence? Is the rekieta family a mega donor to the county or owns most of the jobs there?

 

[talk talk talk]

This whole thing could only be more kino if Werner Herzog directed it.

 

[Strix454]

Aaron might have to pay....dun dun dun...another 50 dollars.

But in terms of entertainment value, the discovery in a civil case like that will be priceless. It will mean a long public record of everything to do with Nick and Kayla's swinging and swapping with all of them speaking under oath about it.

 

[Folgers Can]

So I assume he is threatening some sort of new civil litigation over that nude photo that two people saw?

That will be a much harder path than the criminal case was.

It's not hard at all: his tweet is referring to how if Aaron had made an Alford plea refusing to admit guilt and only admitting that he believes the state has enough evidence to convict him irrespective of guilt, then Kayla's lawsuit Nick's lawsuit using Kayla as a puppet would have to start from scratch proving every essential element of the statutory cause of action, but because the sweetheart 1 KNU deal enticed Aaron into a straight plea, all essential elements of both the offense and the cause of action are deemed admitted, to the point of not even needing Geanu to testify anymore.

The only question really left to litigate is emotional distress damages and free attorney fees beyond the <200 KNU automatic civil penalty, and Nick will surely coach Kayla well on how to cue the waterworks. How many KNU can the drama class queen's crocodile tears eke out of a jury? 1,000 KNU? Six gorillion KNU?

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

The skeleton was wishing the cops a million gonorrheas.

I would not show my mother this website because it is too internet culture for her to understand but looking back I can draw a direct line from my lolcow watching hobby back to laughing at retards in the wild with my mom

A long time ago, I described this site to my father as "The Springer Show of the Internet, except the show never ends" and he understood what I meant.

 

[talk talk talk]

It's not hard at all: his tweet is referring to how if Aaron had made an Alford plea refusing to admit guilt and only admitting that he believes the state has enough evidence to convict him irrespective of guilt, then Kayla's lawsuit Nick's lawsuit using Kayla as a puppet would have to start from scratch proving every essential element of the statutory cause of action, but because the sweetheart 1 KNU deal enticed Aaron into a straight plea, all essential elements of both the offense and the cause of action are deemed admitted, to the point of not even needing Geanu to testify anymore.

The only question really left to litigate is emotional distress damages beyond the automatic 200 KNU civil penalty, and Nick will surely coach Kayla well on how to cue the waterworks. How many KNU can the drama class queen's crocodile tears eke out of a jury? 1,000 KNU? Six gorillion KNU?

Right out of the box defense counsel should make an offer of judgment of one KNU + 1¢

 

[Brian Oblivion]

It's not hard at all: his tweet is referring to how if Aaron had made an Alford plea refusing to admit guilt and only admitting that he believes the state has enough evidence to convict him irrespective of guilt, then Kayla's lawsuit Nick's lawsuit using Kayla as a puppet would have to start from scratch proving every essential element of the statutory cause of action, but because the sweetheart 1 KNU deal enticed Aaron into a straight plea, all essential elements of both the offense and the cause of action are deemed admitted, to the point of not even needing Geanu to testify anymore.

The only question really left to litigate is emotional distress damages beyond the automatic 200 KNU civil penalty, and Nick will surely coach Kayla well on how to cue the waterworks. How many KNU can the drama class queen's crocodile tears eke out of a jury? 100 KNU? 1,000 KNU?

I mean it's at the very least fairly hard because it will necessarily require a public admission that Aaron was cucking Nick and cucking him quite hard and all of the attendant details surrounding said cucking. As callous as Nick is toward Kayla I'm not sure that type of ego blow is something he's willing to put himself through.

 

[Vibralldo]

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Anything to get Aaron-sans attention. Hes directly calling him a pedophile. Not implying like a teenage girl so improvements.

Nick thinks his friends saying this is just funny and weird. But somehow Aaron overthinking a benign and literal statement is a pedophile.

Aaron wasn't making a joke, he wanted to get his daughter a literal pair of socks that are the color pink and didn't realize that it could be misinterpreted until after he posted it. Melton was joking about sexually assaulting Aaron's daughter.

Really concerning Nick doesn't see the difference.

 

[147573952589676412927]

So the rekieta crime family is a real thing? Mama Kay talking about how people are hesitant to talk about the rekietas, hostility at the last hearing, surprising evidence? Is the rekieta family a mega donor to the county or owns most of the jobs there?

They're a rather rich family in the area, and they are involved in law. It stands to reason that locals "in-the-know" (meaning not the usual riff raff) would probably be aware that getting on their bad side is bound to lead to trouble, when people have money and are involved in law, they can make your life hell for a long time simply by accusing you of something and burying you in paperwork, for example. It's the same rule no matter where you go, it's just easier to see in smaller places: you don't fuck with the people more powerful than you. Anyone involved with their local community enough to know the rich and civic-engaged people in the area, knows what a waste of time is it to try to do anything about it.

Perfect example: One of the local rich assholes around here that buys up a bunch of land and turns it into shitty get-rich-quick schemes, recently had an illegal couple acre fire burning because he clear cut a lot to build some bullshit, he had this fire raging all night with no one watching it. When we called the cops, the cops came, and watched the fire for him until morning. Nothing more came of it. He is close friends with a local prosecutor.

Why do you think the court is covering for Nick so hard? It's just a smaller version of when the entire country ran interference for Hunter Biden.

That's the way I see it anyways.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

No. Look it up

I might skip. I want to have just a little more innoce-…

anal prolapses

…-never mind