Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 37 31.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 1 0.8%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 39 32.8%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 13 10.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 29 24.4%

  • Total voters
    119
It's funny coming from a dunce whose never won a case
I'm currently catching up on Meme Copium's latest stream. Around 12 minutes in, he shares a rather juicy bit of gossip.
Apparently Faran received a shower call from Nick (who was crying) after their little slap fight on Twitter, and he admitted that his biggest fear was "everybody figuring out he just doesn't know that much about the law."
I'm taking it with a huge grain of salt, but it sounds plausible enough to me.
 
Nick actually believes a father realising he made an unintentionally gross pun and then laughing about it is just as bad than Patrick MAPton's sustained campaign of talking about how he'd fuck Aaron's kid.

Ths false equivalency is insane.
I don't know why he thinks hurting Aaron will make people like him more in the first place. We shit on Aaron all the time. Also if he's a pedophile now then Nick let him around his kids, let him fuck his wife and licked his face on camera. That's a worse look.

That being said, like most of the things Nick tries it's already failed miserably anyway. Nobody thinks Aaron is a pedo, everyone still thinks MAPton is (because he is).
 
Nick at one point in the past explained how this (the sermon on the mount) when properly understood actually gives permission for Christians to commit adultery. Its similar to Nick's view that King David was explicitly allowed from on high to sin because he was such a chad.
I recall.

I just think that he's just lying to himself. Even in his present state, I don't know how you can get to that conclusion unless you either already came to it, or are actually schizophrenic.
 
I'm currently catching up on Meme Copium's latest stream. Around 12 minutes in, he shares a rather juicy bit of gossip.
Apparently Faran received a shower call from Nick (who was crying) after their little slap fight on Twitter, and he admitted that his biggest fear was "everybody figuring out he just doesn't know that much about the law."
I'm taking it with a huge grain of salt, but it sounds plausible enough to me.
Funny if true. Though it sounds almost too perfect and despite it obvious to everyone that Nick is a fucking retard when it comes to Law (and basically everything else), I can see him doing little rituals everyday and gaslighting himself into thinking he's actually a legal savant.
 
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I'm trying to find the provenance of this screenshot, but Xitter user "TheScareBro", a significant Nick alog, has posted what appears to be Xitter DMs between Rekieta and who I assume to be the BYB Podcast from last night in which he states at 6:53PM of an unknown date that "If Jesse or keanu show up, im out".

He's so scared of even his loyal dabbleversebros of snaking him out, he has to preemptively warn them.
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Nick confirms the authenticity of the BYB DMs in Stallyn19's comments.

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Everyone's favorite Mossad Agent is recruiting!
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If Nick had a fraction of DSP's business acumen and drive (excuse me, need to vomit after those words) he'd have so much content online, we could probably get the guy who made pigpiggo (a literal DSP video search engine) to code something for Nick. I'm also wondering if Gabe Hoffman knows about Redo of Healer from talk or because he's seen it at least once. Come on Gabe, it's drawn, but we know who the major porn peddlers are.
 
There was a website I perused years back, called Offbeat Bride. It was all about alternative wedding ideas. I thought I was getting tips on best Etsy purchases or homemade wedding crafts; alas, two pages of ideas in was a polycule ceremony. For fun and torture, I decided to read a shitload of writeups for various cringe wedding ceremonies, from pagan gay handfastings to goth dance parties with readings from the Necronomicon. One of these struck me.

It was a “humanist, nonreligious commitment ceremony” held in a forest, and a recitation of so-called vows, including something along the lines of “no jealousy in our life pursuits”, and some blather about “if we should follow down different paths, etc.” essentially talking about divorcing amicably.

You had friends and family witness what was supposed to be a union of two people, and I realized, they just went on a really expensive date. That is not a marriage. That is a date with a cake and a vacation, with no strings attached. I’d want my damn money back.

Nick, have you taken Kayla on a really expensive two decade long date? Think well on it.
 
Funny if true. Though it sounds almost too perfect and despite it obvious to everyone that Nick is a fucking retard when it comes to Law (and basically everything else), I can see him doing little rituals everyday and gaslighting himself into thinking he's actually a legal savant.
My only argument for it being true is that there are so many reasons to laugh at Nick right now there's no need for people to make shit up.
Although that didn't stop Podawful from being a retard, so maybe Copium is just trying his hand at more subtle retardation? 🤷‍♂️
 
I decided to read a shitload of writeups for various cringe wedding ceremonies, from pagan gay handfastings to goth dance parties with readings from the Necronomicon. One of these struck me.
You should actually be a Hell of a lot more impressed that they somehow had aquired THE Necronomicon.
 
You should actually be a Hell of a lot more impressed that they somehow had aquired THE Necronomicon.
That’s why I kept reading!
Apparently Faran received a shower call from Nick (who was crying) after their little slap fight on Twitter, and he admitted that his biggest fear was "everybody figuring out he just doesn't know that much about the law."
This sounds similar to Aaron’s story of a Nick meltdown where he was crying-screaming about how he’s just not a good enough lawyer. If Aaron is telling the truth of that event (which he’s seemingly been doing so far), then this doesn’t seem far-fetched.

I’d certainly like receipts, though. And enough teasers, that’s gay.
 
he admitted that his biggest fear was "everybody figuring out he just
Oh, Nick, buddy, everyone figured that out years ago.

Even before your fall from grace, your lack of knowledge and piss poor legal analysis was on stark display whenever you had actual lawyers on your show.

We just found you entertaining and didn’t know how vile you were as a person at the time.
 
Nick reminds of fellow fag Milo Yiannopoulos
Come on, Milo isn't THAT gay.

Wouldn’t be surprised if Nick shows up to his 25th HS reunion coked up to the gills and tries to be the “funny cool dude” he is in his own mind.

The result will of course be everyone there going “WTF is going on with Skelly McNerdy over there?!”
lol Icky Nicky is going to get stuffed into the locker by his former classmates again.

Nick, stop! You don’t have a second house anymore to fund this! These kids about to be homeless smh
Your mockery is going to look pretty stupid when Nick makes another 50 dollars.
 
Where'd a bunch of Nick's oldest streams go? Looks like the first 14 or so of them have vanished.
Youtube's current layout of having separate tabs for videos, shorts and livestream VODs wasn't implemented until about 2021 or so. I recall there being a period where Nick was posting his VODs to a separate archive channel to declutter his feed (at the time he said it was because he was going to start doing a bunch of short form content...which never ended up happening).
The Livestreams going on a different channel did happen at at some point, but there were definitely earlier streams on his main channel until (relatively) recently. That's strange.

Are the fake tits new? The last time I saw Xia she was covered in melted chocolate so it looked like she was smeared in shit and I swear she was flat as a board back then.
I don't remember the timelines but she was on Camelot's stream at some point talking about getting surgery. (I think it was a second surgery, too.)

May I ask, what is the name of this stream? Thank you.
Preservetube

There are a lot of pill heads in my home town, a few of them would crush up their vicodin and put it in their coffee. Said it made it better
Made the coffee better, bunch of junkies.

LMAO @ Nick calling Pepsiman666 a a fat, frumpy, sad bitch based on a profile pic of professional wrestler CM Punk (who has a Pepsi tattoo)
Oh? Lol, I always saw his picture on Youtube comments and I thought it was Justin Timberlake.1749021784402.webp


EVS back to sweeping it up for balldo.
Hmm, maybe this isn't relevant anymore, but I saw this and wanted to post it. It's from 6/1/20025. I find Nick's DM tactic to be pretty interesting and he falls back on it so often.

Irrelevant. Nice try Nick.

"Nick Rekieta was in my DMs the other day telling me something that was, seemed completely irrelevant, uh, to anything. It was minutiae, he's focused on the the minutiae, rather than the big picture of what's gone wrong with his life."
 
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It's funny to see how, the more Rekieta lies and spirals, his remaining fans and allies become more and more retarded and dysgenic. He's like a scientist trying to breed the ultimate middle aged crack audience.
Edit: Lmao one of the dabbleverse retards in the recent stream literally says he'd do tons of crystal meth. Great company you're keeping, Nick.
I still eagerly await the birth of the Nick’s final form when he discovers meth.

Meth heads are infamous for being able to just sit and goon for days in a row, and is therefore associated with homosexuals.

Can you imagine Rekieta all methed up? Preferably while streaming with Xia or one of the other whores he sits and casts googly eyes at?
 
Nick is totally not a woman hating psycho. That's why he calls men he hates pedophiles, but wishes actual harm and death upon the women who have slighted him.

Much proportional. So balance.:wow:
As retarded as he is this actually is balanced and gendered (not that he actually meant it that way). Most men would absolutely 100% prefer to be dead than labelled a pedophile and it's a way different dynamic than a woman being labelled one and how they would feel about it.
 
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