Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 37 31.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 1 0.8%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 39 32.8%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 13 10.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 29 24.4%

  • Total voters
    119
Nick estimates he could get $420,000 ($210,000 per person that viewed the footage) plus economic damages from the state for the bodycam viewings:
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It’s irrelevant anyway. All that money is going to Monty. Assuming Nick is correct, which he never is.
 
why would nick be so scared of keanu? i thought she was a dumb bitch who was made to look like a dumb bitch?
I’d certainly like receipts, though. And enough teasers, that’s gay.
These comments pertain to separate women, Keanu and Faran, respectively. Let's add a few other people who have recently received his vitriol: the nanny and Mama K.

What do they have in common?

First, they're women (and, funny enough, Nick's been calling Null a woman as if it's some big insult). More importantly, they may possess knowledge that is highly problematic to Nick.

It's humorous because I don't think he necessarily knows what they may know. His memory is THAT damaged by all the drugs and booze. (The Keanu confrontation was most revealing because he did not know that she was speaking to April for weeks after the DMs stopped. He's utterly terrified of what April may have told Keanu.)

And now he's threatening lawsuits. It's no wonder that so many people (largely women) have not spoken frankly about what they have witnessed and/or heard.
 
Nick estimates he could get $420,000 ($210,000 per person that viewed the footage) plus economic damages from the state for the bodycam viewings:
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Now, I'm no lawyer, but wouldn't a claim like that encourage the county to agree that the bodycam footage is part of the evidence and shouldn't have been removed from evidence? Because if the footage is part of the evidence and the evidence has become public after the verdict, Nick has no real case. But if the footage wasn't part of the evidence and the county mistakenly kept it as evidence and allowed members of the public to view it, the county did cause damage to Nick.

Good job putting the people trying to keep your dirty laundry under wraps into a lose-lose position, Nick.

(This is of course hypothetical, since this is just empty bluster from Nick.)
 
This suing the government thing is fucking insane to me. His lawyer entered it into evidence making it public, then he goes crying to the prosecutor and judge to retroactively make this not the case, then sues them for it since the record now shows it was never public? wtf?
After they basically did him a favor and saved his ass he's going to use the result of that to turn around and sue them?

Edit: Even if this is just the holes in his brain talking, it just goes to show what a spiteful evil disingenuous ungrateful faggot he is.
 
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The cuckoldry of idubbz
The non-functioning penis of Keffals.
The smugness of Karl Jobst.
The IQ of a rock.

Also, I had to go look up the meaning of "pink sock." Thanks Urban Dictionary. That's... really fucking gross.
>Aaron talks about getting his daughter socks of the literal colour of pink for a school event, literally colour pink pair of socks
>Paedophile infested diddleverse cretins immediately understand it as a euphemism of something horrific
>Somehow it was on Aaron for not knowing what "pink socks" are in the context of paedophile-branded-"humour"
>Somehow it makes Aaron worse than the guy who introduced the term "little cupholders" to the site
When will this gross skelly die?
This wasn't really mentioned, but it would be great if someone made a MAPton paedophilia joke supercut from that Little pig whatever show he did with Skelly and that Karl guy. He made a few, some about kids doing drugs.
"Nick's own children", mind you. Did skelly care? Nah.

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The Toe fucked (y)our wife, Nick! (Y)our wife will never be unfucked by the Toe!
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The Toe could only grab half a KNU at a time!
 
I'm currently catching up on Meme Copium's latest stream. Around 12 minutes in, he shares a rather juicy bit of gossip.
Apparently Faran received a shower call from Nick (who was crying) after their little slap fight on Twitter, and he admitted that his biggest fear was "everybody figuring out he just doesn't know that much about the law."
I'm taking it with a huge grain of salt, but it sounds plausible enough to me.
Nick estimates he could get $420,000 ($210,000 per person that viewed the footage) plus economic damages from the state for the bodycam viewings:
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The bipolar dichotomy of Nick Rekieta is a fascinating study. He presents himself as someone who has great knowledge and authority on the law, yet frequently has emotional breakdowns that betray a deep insecurity about that very knowledge. The contradiction is truly striking.
 
I'm going to be fair to the people in that study here, what the fuck did Dickens mean by "On such an afternoon, if ever, the Lord High Chancellor ought to be sitting here—as here he is—" nigger it's literally his job to be in court that day. Is the Lord Chancellor a non-practicing judge?

Probably not even a lawyer. It's basically an admin role with fancy clothes.
 
This suing the government thing is fucking insane to me. His lawyer entered it into evidence making it public, then he goes crying to the prosecutor and judge to retroactively make this not the case, then sues them for it since the record now shows it was never public? wtf?
After they basically did him a favor and saved his ass he's going to use the result of that to turn around and sue them?
I agree except none of this is real. Rekieta is performing for the benefit of mrs. rat and his remaining supporters, crafting another bullshit faggotpalooza of a story. In the process though he keeps searching out rakes to step on because whether or not "the county" is still watching his crap Hardin and the other hired guns all are.
 
Nick estimates he could get $420,000 ($210,000 per person that viewed the footage) plus economic damages from the state for the bodycam viewings:
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This guy doesn’t even know Pennsylvania vs. Mimms, and thinks a police officers lawful commands become a polite suggestion if he happens to pull over a (non practicing) lawyer.

I think we can take his legal and damages opinions and LOL at them.
 
From now on can we measure Nick’s superchat donations in KNUs instead of dollars?

Also he’s Ralphesque. Stream dying, swearing revenge against a woman. He’s desperately trying to hang on to the narrative knowing the slobber mutt is closing in on the bodycam. Many a showercall, many punches to his own head. All of this is because of his own doing. Could’ve just released the bodycam footage and said “Yeah I was in a bad headspace and on drugs but I’m better now”. Nope, couldn’t do that, couldn’t let people know he made a mistake and worse apologize for it. Every second this drags out makes it worse for Rekieta and the corn is good from it.
 
Nick estimates he could get $420,000 ($210,000 per person that viewed the footage) plus economic damages from the state for the bodycam viewings:
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It’s crazy if Rekieta truly believes his legal interpretation is worth anything. The legal analysis of Rekieta “Law”—a non-practicing lawyer from a permanently closed small law firm in Central Minnesota—is so bad it has the reverse Midas touch. When Rekieta “Law” agrees with your legal take, that’s when you should really start to worry.
 
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Anything to get Aaron-sans attention. Hes directly calling him a pedophile. Not implying like a teenage girl so improvements.

Nick thinks his friends saying this is just funny and weird. But somehow Aaron overthinking a benign and literal statement is a pedophile.
https://archive.ph/4lJS9
Archive them, thanks.

Edit: both archive.today and ghostarchive are shitting the bed. Fuck Twitter and its retarded nigger owner.
 
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Mr. Social Media Expert thinks that *checks notes* 2:45 am is a great time to “premier” [sic] a trial recap video. Technically 3:45 am for Massachusetts, where the trial is being held.

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