Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[porkWellington]

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The order from Balldoguard Command has been sent. Operation: "Discredit Null's Angels" is now in full effect.

"The transcript of the footage cannot be accurate if we falsely paint her as crazy".

"it seems like she's trying to correct or heal her own traumas by interfering with the Rekieta's case."

How has she interfered? The case is closed, Nick's been sentenced. If anything she did had any impact he would've exposed it.

If K is to believed, Nick initiated both interactions. First he intentionally sat near her to try talking her into his side, then he rushed out to film anyone leaving.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I suspect Nick is only musing about possibly suing the county because his retard followers will believe that MUST prove the authorities weren’t in cahoots with Nick to pull the bodycam footage. Nothing to see here! Yes the fans he has left are just that dumb.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

"it seems like she's trying to correct or heal her own traumas by interfering with the Rekieta's case."

How has she interfered? The case is closed, Nick's been sentenced. If anything she did had any impact he would've exposed it.

If K is to believed, Nick initiated both interactions. First he intentionally sat near her to try talking her into his side, then he rushed out to film anyone leaving.

We can't expect any sanity from Rugieta or fat greasy pedophile Melton's fans. K is just accessing publicly available information as is her right to do as a US citizen.

 

[RotPockets]

Prison, the people have a shelf life/serving life and things get to be very routine. Watch any reality prison show. County jail? You never know what's coming. My friend said he basically didn't sleep for 30 days straight. It's a constant barrage of randos in and out. It's chaos.

In prison you get segregated into Minimum, Medium, Maximum, and Superjail Super-Max security.
In jail you get all of them en route to their final destination at their most drunk, high and emotional.

Look on the bright side, you’ll get a bigger room. Too bad you’ll have to share it with ten times as many men.


It’s like Sleepaway Camp with Schrödinger’s rapist.

 

[Vibralldo]

He got the State to admit to wronging him, and now he has to punish them for it. Makes more sense if you frame it like that.

Though it might backfire if he actually pulls the trigger on it.

I wish Nick a million failed lolsuits

 

[Hellion]

@FaranFronczakTV sooo did Nick grace you with a new shower call recently?

Either way, great job with first making Nick foam at the mouth in anger and then doing whatever you did that caused him to subsequently delete his tweets and grovel.

I hope any woe-is-me manipulation he tried was entertaining.

 

[Oh Darn]

The non-functioning penis of Keffals.
The smugness of Karl Jobst.
The IQ of a rock.

The eating disorder of Eugenia Cooney

 

[Someguyiknow]

"I vow for, you know, more or less adequate fidelity more often than not'

The idea he only vowed to maybe not cheat on her or specifically refrained from any vow related to honoring the monogamy of marriage is a way worse look honestly.

I had a Catholic wedding and in Catholic weddings you don’t do personal vows you make up it’s just a formula. I went back and looked and there actually isn’t a specific vow of fidelity or not to commit adultery.

Almost as if it’s just an understood and accepted part of the concept of marriage in 2000+ years of Western cultural tradition.

 

[Sawamura Simp]

Nick estimates he could get $420,000 ... plus economic damages from the state for the bodycam viewings

Like he estimated Montagraph "probably" did something he did not?
Or like he estimated he was going to sell the house to Imholte?

Don't tell me we're talking about the same person that estimated that taking along
his sub-standard whore to a Scandinavian Incel Prude church was an awesome idea.

Or casually bragging about drowning small animals.
Or confining a dog to live locked in a bathroom.
Or hanging out with below-Masterson-level grifters.
Or shooting up the now legendary Cokestream.
Stellar display of judgment.

Could there be a chance that the estimates made by a
chronic impotent, drug-addled, willful cuckold loser aren't accurate?

It's so funny and weird his estimate numbers round about
the amount of cash the second house was worth.

It's so funny and weird to see him fail at estimating that
he could have saved over a million dollars by keeping his mouth shut.

Delirium has clearly set in, Divorce is on the horizon.
Will Death get there first...?
We can only estimate.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

there actually isn’t a specific vow of fidelity or not to commit adultery

I would imagine “forsaking all others” or “I promise to be true to you” covers it (the latter being Catholic IIRC).

 

[Soapmore]

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Barnes and Viva are now available on Supertips.

I wonder how Barnes will enjoy his face and voice saying some very untoward and perverted things. Part of me thinks he'll love it and say it's funny, depending on what his face says.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

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Nick was twenty-nine minutes late. He started with no bravado and pulled up the Karen Read trial. In other words, nothing of interest to clip.

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I bet I could use LLM assets to create a channel that does nothing but cover Nick and get more than 335 viewers.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

The drug fuelled self destructive rage of Ralph
The smug twitter arguments of Tomlinson
The hoarder house, true and honest content, and lack of social skills of Chris Chan
The sexual degeneracy and mannerisms of Dax
The constant threat of jail of bossman

The cuckoldry of idubbz

The non-functioning penis of Keffals.
The smugness of Karl Jobst.
The IQ of a rock.

The eating disorder of Eugenia Cooney

The dog neglect of Amberlynn Reid

 

[Swole McPole]

Lessons of Darkness
This film surveys the disaster of the Kuwaiti oil fields in flames Rekietas' housekeeping skills, with little narration and scarcely any interviews. Hell on Earth is presented in such transcendent visions and music that one can only be fascinated by it.

My Best Fiend
The love-hate relationship between Werner Herzog and Klaus Kinski, two Minnesotan cucks , and their independently and simultaneously hatched plans to murder one another.

Grisly Man
A devastating and heart-rending take on Nick Rekieta's personal hygiene.

Aaron Imholte Eats Nick's Goo.
Nick Rekeita was struggling to maintain an erection without the assistance of a device known as a Balldo, and so Aaron made a vow, that if Nick was able to maintain an erection to orgasm while pleasuring Aaron's wife, he would consume the product of Nick's ejaculate from her body.

 

[Meat Target]

Nick is EVERY cow

The drug fuelled self destructive rage of Ralph
The smug twitter arguments of Tomlinson
The hoarder house, true and honest content, and lack of social skills of Chris Chan
The sexual degeneracy and mannerisms of Dax
The constant threat of jail of bossman

The cuckoldry of idubbz

The non-functioning penis of Keffals.
The smugness of Karl Jobst.
The IQ of a rock.

The eating disorder of Eugenia Cooney

The dog neglect of Amberlynn Reid

The legal knowledge of Russell Greer and Acerthorn.
The vindictiveness of Vordrak.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

That supertips thing is fucking gay. That being said I like how it's bitten Nick in the ass multiple times. He wanted to be like MAPton so much that he still hasn't figured out that it's a magnet for trolls.

I guess works if he's planning on making money off of being bullied but he obviously seethes every time somebody fucks with him.

 

[Vibralldo]

I had a Catholic wedding and in Catholic weddings you don’t do personal vows you make up it’s just a formula. I went back and looked and there actually isn’t a specific vow of fidelity or not to commit adultery.

Almost as if it’s just an understood and accepted part of the concept of marriage in 2000+ years of Western cultural tradition.

You don't understand
Nick uncovered the secret that literally all of modern society got wrong (probably on purpose as part of a conspiracy to specifically target Nick)

Doing drugs and cheating on your wife are secretly good things and have no negative consequences.

Sure it ended horribly for Nick in the same exact way that everyone warned him, but that's unspecified other reasons out of Nick's control!

 

[TheTractor]

I hope the family goes with this when the inevitable happens.

 

[verymuchawful]

The ChatGPT 4o yellow tint coming in nicely toobz. (It's probably even more yellow recently because he hasn't started a new ChatGPT conversation either, so the image model has been deadset on spitting out more and more yellow tinted images. This is easily avoidable by just telling it not to do sepia, but every YouTuber and their mother has been piss-filtering their AI thumbnails.)

For the love of god for any one reading this, please keep the piss tint under control when you use generative image models.

 

[alan thicke]

The eating disorder of Eugenia Cooney

Looking forward to Nick listlessly failing to push a box around his room while his skeleton tries to escape from his skin. Should be good.