Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Boogies Cancer]

I am like 100% sure now that the “worst day of his life” during the Depp trial was Kayla’s family staging an intervention for his drinking and poor work-life balance.

Nick as 90% of the thread has said is a manipulative control freak. I think the narcissistic injury from that would’ve been the worst day. I don’t think Kayla cheating on him would make him care as that would’ve been a cause for divorce that most likely favors him.

I agree with everything here except the Kayla cheating on him being a cause for divorce. Cheating and "cause" in a divorce just really aren't a thing in America like they used to be. Minnesota in particular is a true no fault divorce state which means that cheating has no impact on assets in a divorce and won't even be considered by the court.

Everything else though seems highly likely to me.

 

[Shagedan]

This thread is so spoiled. Nick’s been producing unbelievable kino at a weekly rate and within 48 hours of the last milking we’ve got people getting uppity that the women delivering this content don’t affirm Nicene. Nick’s going to be functionally retarded before this decade ends if he stays on the laughing gas — enjoy these days while you can.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

I agree with everything here except the Kayla cheating on him being a cause for divorce. Cheating and "cause" in a divorce just really aren't a thing in America like they used to be. Minnesota in particular is a true no fault divorce state which means that cheating has no impact on assets in a divorce and won't even be considered by the court.

Everything else though seems highly likely to me.

Courts are run by people. No Fault means that divorce will be granted. But there are still people involved in the process. They have the power to dispense "justice" and there is enough judgement and leeway in the application of child support, alimony, custody, attorney fees, marital assets, etc, etc that getting adultery/fault on the record can affect the outcome. "Fault" may not make it into a written opinion but justice sometimes finds its way into the outcome. Judges aren't automatons.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

And they can even have a version of the Manuel song. GAS GAS GAS I'M GONNA HUFF ON THE GAS!

"GAS! GAS! GAS! I'M GONNA HUFF ALL THE GAS AND BE A BAD FAAATHER!"

 

[Boogies Cancer]

Courts are run by people. No Fault means that divorce will be granted. But there are still people involved in the process. They have the power to dispense "justice" and there is enough judgement and leeway in the application of child support, alimony, custody, attorney fees, marital assets, etc, etc that getting adultery/fault on the record can affect the outcome. "Fault" may not make it into a written opinion but justice sometimes finds its way into the outcome. Judges aren't automatons.

In a broad sense you are correct sure, hell I've seen a judge rule less favorably in a case because someone wore shorts to his courtroom.

That said when it comes to child support that's a formula, alimony is also a formula, custody is heavily woman biased and Nick certainly doesn't seem more competent to care for those kids then Kayla, attorney fees are based on your attorney and completely irrelevant to this conversation, and assets are 50/50 and unless you spend lavishly on the person you're cheating with which I really doubt Kayla did then it's a non issue. Nick actually might face some scrutiny there as I could see him throwing cash at his "hot wife."

In some states that's not the case, in Minnesota, and other true no fault states, the judge is barely involved except to make sure people honor agreements and to distribute assets of substantial value (10k+ ballpark) evenly.

 

[Nova902]

I have to think it's due to feeling like she owes him one for kickstarting her social media. She seems like she has a good head on her shoulders and under normal circumstances probably wouldn't be caught dead associating with someone like Nick.

Nicks Mods all wiggled their way into being Mods for Andrea so they are putting ideas in her head to work with Nick again.

 

[Obsul]

I've literally never heard a man sound more gay than when he was talking about how much he longs for a relationship with his parole officer, and how he "felt rejected" when they didn't cavity search him.

 

[Lemondale]

How many weeks before he snaps due to nitrous abuse? His eyes are weird.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

BTW. Micro-peen counter is at 5 - it's getting dangerously low.

What's with Nick's MICRO micro-peen counter?

 

[$5.3 Million Dollars]

Unfortunately, I think he's safe on nitrous.....

He's also safe from having active vitamin B12 on nitrous. If the law doesn't get him the direct consequences of his actions will eventually.

 

[Nova902]

https://www.revisor.mn.gov/statutes/cite/13.825 this is what Nick keeps quoting for his defense of body cam footage not coming out. It also says the footage is supposed to be destroyed after a year.

where Nick thinks he can sue K or the police for showing the body cam. he is wrong that is only for "vendors" aka the people who sell body camera equipment to the cops.

 

[AprilA]

Hey...so firstly, a lot of misconceptions out there about myself, my ex, my past relationships and everything that went down, much of which was painfully public. This will be the last time I address it. So, please respect that. I wasn’t at the house towards the end of our relationship. I moved out of the "side house" because K started to resent me and our relationship. A rift was forming and she was misdirecting her anger at me.

To clarify, I was living with Celeste and Bob for the last few weeks, so we pretty much stopped sleeping together after that minus a few occasions, depending on if we were at a low or high. Maybe he slept over twice at the most, but those were one-offs. His parents were good hosts and I have nothing bad to say about them.

Eventually, I decided to move out due to a few reasons. The biggest was that I felt hurt. I felt hurt because he told me he would leave her and that we could be together, but he was full of shit. She turned into witch towards the end and I'm not a fighter. I wasn't going to continue arguing with her over everything. She was always starting fights, insecure, jealous and crying about everything and anything. Even before it was just the three of us. And she blamed me every time him and the kids put me before her, or like what she thought was them putting me first. But the sad truth is she would sleep all day and thats the only reason she started to become left out imo. I was good with the kids and even told Nick I wouldn't mind being a step mom if it came to it, but you all know how that went...

His comments about her age and failed pregnancies didn’t help.

Even just to me, he would always say she has his children and I had his heart, but I don’t think he told her that. And I don't even know if it was true.

Even those words were and still are funny to me because the kids always came to me when they needed help with their home schooling. They didn't even really need me, the older kids especially are really bright and amazing. But she would be sleeping and I’d help with their work or hang out. I think all of that just boiled up and got to her. I didn't want to be subjected to her worse tendencies any longer.

I’m so much better off now. I’m seeing someone whose attention I don’t need to fight for.

Even if and when they separate, I have no intention of returning. Please stop reaching out to me about anything related. I’ve moved on. This is the last I will ever speak on it.

Peace and love.

- A

 

[Swole McPole]

Fake Christians who say preposterous things online have a stronger affinity for each other than Nick has for his wife Kayla.

Is he a fake Christian? I assumed he was a Satanist?

a.) Why would a Christian be in hell? That's surely where the lake of fire is?
b.) Pitchforks generally associated with Satan, not Christ.
c.) Describes the pitchfork as belonging to 'my Lord' -- a pretty explicit confession of Satan worship.
d.) Seems unlikely that real Christians would follow Rekieta. Satanists OTOH, would love his anti-Christian content.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

Grisly Man
A devastating and heart-rending take on Nick Rekieta's personal hygiene.

Spoiler: First Version

I made this one first before I noticed the prompt to mention "hygiene."

 

[AltisticRight]

Hey...so firstly, a lot of misconceptions out there about myself, my ex, my past relationships and everything that went down, much of which was painfully public. This will be the last time I address it. So, please respect that. I wasn’t at the house towards the end of our relationship. I moved out of the "side house" because K started to resent me and our relationship. A rift was forming and she was misdirecting her anger at me.

I have sent you a DM. I know I have had less nice things to say about you but it's important for you to get verified as who you are. You could be some sweaty Diddleverse incel who escaped Reddit.

To clarify, I was living with Celeste and Bob for the last few weeks, so we pretty much stopped sleeping together after that minus a few occasions, depending on if we were at a low or high. Maybe he slept over twice at the most, but those were one-offs.

Are you all right...? This sentence reads like drunkard babble.

Even just to me, he would always say she has his children and I had his heart, but I don’t think he told her that. And I don't even know if it was true.

Come the fuck on, you know he's playing both of you.

 

[SaltyFanta]

He's also safe from having active vitamin B12 on nitrous. If the law doesn't get him the direct consequences of his actions will eventually.

It's a phenomenal irony that Nick is allegedly on nitrous oxide. Because the entire nitrous oxide industry relies on the same kind of intellectual dishonesty and manipulation Nick does. Nitrous oxide sellers hide behind the excuse of being used for creating whipped cream, with the state not being able to prove exactly that they're selling it primarily for illicit use.

In the same way, when he implies something regrettable or defamatory, he hides behind alternative meanings and you not being able to prove exactly that he specifically was saying what he implies.

 

[AnOminous]

What's with Nick's MICRO micro-peen counter?

It's a completely hilarious joke where the counter goes up every time someone says Kurt has a small penis. You know, the go-to insult for women and homosexuals.

 

[Lian Xing]

Hey...so firstly, a lot of misconceptions out there about myself, my ex, my past relationships and everything that went down, much of which was painfully public. This will be the last time I address it. So, please respect that. I wasn’t at the house towards the end of our relationship. I moved out of the "side house" because K started to resent me and our relationship. A rift was forming and she was misdirecting her anger at me.

Hi Nick!

Are you all right...? This sentence reads like drunkard babble.

That's how we know it's Nick larping as April.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Even if and when they separate, I have no intention of returning. Please stop reaching out to me about anything related. I’ve moved on. This is the last I will ever speak on it.

Nick can be very malicious and knowing you've commented on KF with information about the situation will make him feel very betrayed. He's been wishing death on all kinds of people recently. And he's very clearly still in love with you. To the point I was convinced you guys were still together.

Well, assuming you really are April... gay ops happen. And if that's the case I'm still fully convinced April is still with Nick.

 

[AltisticRight]

That's how we know it's Nick larping as April.

I'm pretty sure a woman wrote this, but skelly's sentences in isolation are extremely gender confused.