Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

if you think april would just join the kiwi farms you're fuckin delulu buddy

Your own forum staff responded to "her". Clearly the people involved in the crack den are irrational and do stupid things. But I don't think any of us were *not* questioning her, a lot.

 

[Vibralldo]

17

We just got trolled by the 8 year old, good work everyone

That 8 year old is running gay ops to fuck with her dad by pretending to be his mistress

That kid's gonna turn out alright

 

[NotreallyPutin]

if you think april would just join the kiwi farms you're fuckin delulu buddy

Because she's too stupid to figure out how to sign up?

 

[Vibralldo]

Your own forum staff responded to "her". Clearly the people involved in the crack den are irrational and do stupid things. But I don't think any of us were *not* questioning her, a lot.

These people are all unhinged retards
At this point nothing's off the table

Could be a random troll, but dankanime17 sounds like a burner name Nick could have possibly came up with, and the post reminds me of his unhinged back and forth he had with "april" on Twitter a while ago that's alleged to be Nick using her account to talk to himself.

Nick shared photos of the inside of his filthy house to "set the record straight" and is constantly implying that Kayla was unreasonable for not wanting to bring some random whore into their relationship. It isn't unreasonable for Nick to think posting here as April would help.

(I don't have any evidence, this is just a hunch)

 

[FuhrerMustang]

These people are all unhinged retards
At this point nothing's off the table

Could be a random troll, but dankanime17 sounds like a burner name Nick could have possibly came up with, and the post reminds me of his unhinged back and forth he had with "april" on Twitter a while ago that's alleged to be Nick using her account to talk to himself.

Nick shared photos of the inside of his filthy house to "set the record straight" and is constantly implying that Kayla was unreasonable for not wanting to bring some random whore into their relationship. It isn't unreasonable for Nick to think posting here as April would help.

(I don't have any evidence, this is just a hunch)

@Null or another mod. Did "she" even post from an IP from the area?

 

[Happy Little War Painter]

is it really that easy for a soyteen to trick half a thread by posting nothing new and just reciting what is already known in the thread?

 

[FuhrerMustang]

idk man we've had a cast of characters appear in this thread. It's not far fetched.

If yourself and the mods say it's not her. Then it's not here. But we can't discount the idea entirely.

Plus her username @bpdcokewhore is taken.

 

[thebluestvoid]

It can't be her. She may make a statement someday, but on the farms? Either way, according to Aaron, some of the details in that post you would only know if you knew them intimately irl. Maybe its the paster? the parents? Nick himself? I can't find anything online about the failed pregnancies or the things about homeschooling. If it turns out to actually be her I will eat my words happily, but x to doubt.

 

[Lian Xing]

I can't find anything online about the failed pregnancies or the things about homeschooling. If it turns out to actually be her I will eat my words happily, but x to doubt.

All you have to do is read the OP and search the thread for miscarriage.

 

[Unknown God]

People just want to hear from April soooo badly that they are easy to bait. The narrative about how Nick fucked her in his parent's house gave it away right from the start. Even with Bob and Celeste clearly being huge enablers it's a hard sell, and on the off chance that it actually happened, I think even the bimbo is not dumb enough to not realize what horrible optics admitting to that would be.

They're rigging it in BMJ's favor because Austin is the Patrick Mahomes/Tim Tebow of lolcows. He wouldn't be in contention every year if he weren't Null's favorite.

Null literally showed his vote for Rekieta on MATI last time, stop trying to deflect the fact that this rigger is flipping the switch on the Bossman every time you fucking rat. Tell Mrs. Meat Target that she is late for the conjugal visit.

 

[not william stenchever]

If this is the real April:

RIGHTFULLY SO, you homewrecking crackwhore.

"Why does the woman I'm trying to uproot and replace with myself hate me so much?"

You know what it may actually be that vapid bitch.

Edit: I am late and gay

 

[Vibralldo]

"Why does the woman I'm trying to uproot and replace with myself hate me so much?"

You know what it may actually be that vapid bitch.

To be fair Nick was literally complaining on stream that April and Kayla were why the polycule failed because "they couldn't love each other equally" the same way the fake April posted that Kayla couldn't accept that she was now equal to her.

Could be a troll basing it off that, but who knows.

 

[break these cuffs]

People just want to hear from April soooo badly that they are easy to bait. The narrative about how Nick fucked her in his parent's house gave it away right from the start. Even with Bob and Celeste clearly being huge enablers it's a hard sell, and on the off chance that it actually happened, I think even the bimbo is not dumb enough to not realize what horrible optics admitting to that would be.

There had to be a couple crumbs of actual gossip for their to be any chance of it being real. The fact that April isn't all over the internet trying to expose Nick is a big strike against them breaking up. It's what stupid cunts like her do.

 

[talk talk talk]

Things were looking a little slow. Good thing we got some gayops to entertain us.

And Nicky, before you try something as gay as this again, remember we can stay autistic longer than you can stay intoxicated.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

The fact that April isn't all over the internet trying to expose Nick is a big strike against them breaking up. It's what stupid cunts like her do.

And stupid cunts like Nick but he's still talking about how much he loves her, in an extremely out of character way.

 

[fggt_mcdckface]

Nick’s retarded enough to do anything.
Kindof need undeniable proof that something like this wasn’t him.

 

[Red Dye #5]

Blink twice if Nick is threatening to Balldo you.

I'm leaning towards this not being April, something here smells like shit. So she disappears off the internet, then reappears exclusively on KF, a place that generally despises her? All to shit on Kayla and tell people to not contact her because she's deeefinitely not still involved with Nick? Yeah, right.

I’ve spurned enough women to know they aren’t going to casually talk decently about you to strangers. 100% fake

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Things were looking a little slow. Good thing we got some gayops to entertain us.

And Nicky, before you try something as gay as this again, remember we can stay autistic longer than you can stay intoxicated.

That is only because we won't die of Autism like Nick will die of Galaxy Gas.

 

[not william stenchever]

And Nicky, before you try something as gay as this again, remember we can stay autistic longer than you can stay intoxicated.

Are you sure you want to make that bet?

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

I'm sorry Nicky sisters. But unless we get the bodycam footage right now I'm afraid Anisa chads will win this Lolcow of the Year. You just can't compete with 4 years of humiliation condensed into 4 hours.