Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Sneed Force One]

I sorry Nicky sisters. But unless we get the bodycam footage right now I'm afraid Anisa chads will win this Lolcow of the Year. You just can't compete with 4 years of humiliation condensed into 4 hours.

After the boxing coach reveals, we are in risk of losing the three-peat people.

 

[Adamsagaybug]

I am glad Wil Herren is such a fucking stupid piece of shit. You backed the wrong horse you balldo washing piece of garbage. Spilling info on momma Kay will fuck you over many times.

 

[GPRIMACADO]

dankanime17@gmail.com is not April's email address.

If you replied to the post, congrats, you're a stooge.

Hmmm No Avatar on Google, no Name

 

[Meat Target]

The Toe declares our "April" a gayop:

ETA: he also says there are things only the Qover would know. "If it's a gayop, it's a well-researched one".

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

After the boxing coach reveals, we are in risk of losing the three-peat people.

The most satisfying arc for a lolcow is the comeuppance. And Anissa has tilled, watered and tended to the comeuppance tree for the better part of a decade and now it has finally brought us a bountiful harvest.
Nicky had his harvest twice in a row but even if we do get the footage, no matter how vindicating it will just not be as satisfying.
There is of course room for Nicky to go to jail and get jailhouse rocked. Maybe even some community service where we see him out on the side of the road in a high vis jacked and a weed wacker.

 

[Melty Butter]

Aaron read the "AprilA" post on air and he's 75% sure it's a gayop. I choked on my coffee with this.

Edit: Ninja'd but the Rumblerant is still funny.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Legit question - why didn't he go on the KC

Keanu is, of course, a great choice because Nick will explode. But I’m also wondering if there’s something else to it. Perhaps the allegations are such that they are more appropriately discussed with a woman who has been a prior victim of domestic abuse. I guess we will find out soon.

 

[Kakkerum420]

After the boxing coach reveals, we are in risk of losing the three-peat people.

On January 2nd 2019 the St. Louis Blues were in the last place of the NHL, on June 12th 2019 they raised the Stanley Cup, never stop believing.

YOU CAN DO IT NICKY, DO MORE NITROUS TO BLOW PAST THE CUCK COUPLE! I BELIEVE IN YOU!

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

I wish this fan would join the Kiwi Farms. It has rapidly become one of my favorite players in this drama and I want to know her story.

 

[not william stenchever]

View attachment 7458111
I wish this fan would join the Kiwi Farms. It has rapidly become one of my favorite players in this drama and I want to know her story.

Kiwi Farm's biggest fan.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

On January 2nd 2019 the St. Louis Blues were in the last place of the NHL, on June 12th 2019 they raised the Stanley Cup, never stop believing.

YOU CAN DO IT NICKY, DO MORE NITROUS TO BLOW PAST THE CUCK COUPLE! I BELIEVE IN YOU!

"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more;"

 

[fggt_mcdckface]

After the boxing coach reveals, we are in risk of losing the three-peat people.

It’s healthy to have good competition.

 

[break these cuffs]

Keanu is, of course, a great choice because Nick will explode. But I’m also wondering if there’s something else to it. Perhaps the allegations are such that they are more appropriately discussed with a woman who has been a prior victim of domestic abuse. I guess we will find out soon.

It could be as simple as seeing how apoplectic Nick was when facing Kiki and thinking that was the funnier option. Recency bias and all that.

 

[not william stenchever]

It’s healthy to have good competition.

A stable ecosystem needs just the right bit of instability to thrive in the long run.

 

[Scampuss Aurelius]

Hey kids it's me, Bob Rekieta.
That Aaron scoundrel never actually engaged in sexual congress with Kayla because my son is a actually a cool guy who has admitted to all of his faults and would never admit that.
Peace, love, and drugs, my dudes

 

[Captain Manning]

All the fun shit happens when I'm sleeping. I am getting too old for this shit.

 

[Flora Fox]

The Toe declares our "April" a gayop:

"If it's a gayop, it's a well-researched one".

It's attention-seeking Nick.

 

[Feyd-Robert Rekieta]

Eventually, I decided to move out due to a few reasons. The biggest was that I felt hurt. I felt hurt because he told me he would leave her and that we could be together, but he was full of shit. She turned into witch towards the end and I'm not a fighter. I wasn't going to continue arguing with her over everything. She was always starting fights, insecure, jealous and crying about everything and anything. Even before it was just the three of us. And she blamed me every time him and the kids put me before her, or like what she thought was them putting me first. But the sad truth is she would sleep all day and thats the only reason she started to become left out imo. I was good with the kids and even told Nick I wouldn't mind being a step mom if it came to it, but you all know how that went...

His comments about her age and failed pregnancies didn’t help.

Even just to me, he would always say she has his children and I had his heart, but I don’t think he told her that. And I don't even know if it was true.

Nick was aggressively monogamous, he never cheated on Kayla, and never would. This is obviously one of Aprils fantasies.

Edit: Naturally I didn't get far enough in the thread to where it was confirmed this was fake until it was too late. My original reply still stands.

 

[not william stenchever]

Hey kids it's me, Bob Rekieta.
That Aaron scoundrel never actually engaged in sexual congress with Kayla because my son is a actually a cool guy who has admitted to all of his faults and would never admit that.
Peace, love, and drugs, my dudes

"Dear Bob-dad

I hope this message finds you well.

WHERE'S THE FUCKING MONEY, SHITHEAD?"

 

[NSA]

Haha you conspiracy nuts and your crazy theory about how an unrepentant junkie is still fucking his crack whore who lives next to him. That never happens!

Nick's just a normal family man. Nick's going to invite his parents over to show them his new sex moves, and there's nothing unusual about that. Just a normal Christian man who doesn't believe in Jesus. He's a normal blue-fingered guy who makes his daughter snort coke to cure her ADHD. A good family man who casually mentions that his wife's body is "destroyed" to strangers. It's really funny and weird that people hate on this normal guy for literally no reason.