Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Oxyjen]

All the fun shit happens when I'm sleeping. I am getting too old for this shit.

I picked the wrong day to give up sniffing glue

 

[Sneed Force One]

Nick is actually Patposting

 

[Vibralldo]

Haha you conspiracy nuts and your crazy theory about how an unrepentant junkie is still fucking his crack whore who lives next to him. That never happens!

Nick's just a normal family man. Nick's going to invite his parents over to show them his new sex moves, and there's nothing unusual about that. Just a normal Christian man who doesn't believe in Jesus. He's a normal blue-fingered guy who makes his daughter snort coke to cure her ADHD. A good family man who casually mentions that his wife's body is "destroyed" to strangers. It's really funny and weird that people hate on this normal guy for literally no reason.

Nick's literally never lied and pretended he wasn't fucking another woman to protect his image before, so why would he start now?

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

After the boxing coach reveals, we are in risk of losing the three-peat people.

This is truly a golden kino time of lolcows. Someone I know discovered the Farms only recently and he cannot appreciate the richness into which he has stumbled. There was a time that I had to read this place on Tor, for crying out loud.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

After the boxing coach reveals, we are in risk of losing the three-peat people.

Come on we still have the Gabe Hoffman interview., possible jail sentence, future arrests, more reveals, and the omnipresent Bodycam Footage looming over Nick’s head. Not to forget about the Montegraph solution. Anisa’s husband is just a sad broken man who is stinky and shits his pants because Anisa pegged him too much.

 

[Vibralldo]

This is truly a golden kino time of lolcows. Someone I know discovered the Farms only recently and he cannot appreciate the richness into which he has stumbled. There was a time that I had to read this place on Tor, for crying out loud.

The content flows

There's new Nick stuff almost every day, there's consistent iDubbbz and Anisa retardation, even more minor cows like chibi quit their safe job to apply for one in Japan and got rejected.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Hey kids it's me, Bob Rekieta.
That Aaron scoundrel never actually engaged in sexual congress with Kayla because my son is a actually a cool guy who has admitted to all of his faults and would never admit that.
Peace, love, and drugs, my dudes

Thanks, dad.
Also, fuck you for not sharing every single detail of your sex life with mom with me.
0/10 dad energy.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

I just checked Skelly's Instagram, he no longer seems to be following Ape. He still follows Aaron and Keanu for the matter. The two definitely had a falling out.

But then, there's also this:
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Surprise, some OF whore.
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Is he following this guy for the tattoos, or?
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>She has my kids but you have my heart
That's an extremely Nicholas Rekieta style sentence.

I also just realised that OF whore Skelly has been streaming with also has the surname Anderson. He's appeared on her shows before Ape I think, but it's just a funny and weird coincidence.

I remember this whore during the brief time I watched NLO. Patrick would start bringing up her elf porn all the time and even called her once or twice and had her on the show. There was also a huge discord drama that spilled into the show with one of Melton's top soldiers/simps, Ian Hawk (you might remember him from calling in one of the hearings to troll, I think it was one of April's) where he started an "online relationship" with Dalish even though he had a wife and kid and was going to leave them for her. This was over a year ago so I don't know how it played out but last I heard she was supposedly leaving "the Dabbleverse" or whatever Melton's section of it is called, but I guess ol' Nick still sniffed her out.

 

[not william stenchever]

Come on we still have the Gabe Hoffman interview., possible jail sentence, future arrests, more reveals, and the omnipresent Bodycam Footage looming over Nick’s head. Not to forget about the Montegraph solution. Anisa’s husband is just a sad broken man who is stinky and shits his pants because Anisa pegged him too much.

Consider also: who knows what crazy shit will come out of left field when Rackets starts to get boring again?

 

[Vibralldo]

I remember this whore during the brief time I watched NLO. Patrick would start bringing up her elf porn all the time and even called her once or twice and had her on the show. There was also a huge discord drama that spilled into the show with one of Melton's top soldiers/simps, Ian Hawk (you might remember him from calling in one of the hearings to troll, I think it was one of April's) where he started an "online relationship" with Dalish even though he had a wife and kid and was going to leave them for her. This was over a year ago so I don't know how it played out but last I heard she was supposedly leaving "the Dabbleverse" or whatever Melton's section of it is called, but I guess ol' Nick still sniffed her out.

Wanting to abandon his kids for a random whore?

No wonder the dabbleverse jannies for Nick so much, they're basically him

 

[AltisticRight]

@Null or another mod. Did "she" even post from an IP from the area?

No.

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Hmmm No Avatar on Google, no Name

lol
Which CG hanger-on skelly sucker did this?

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I wish this fan would join the Kiwi Farms. It has rapidly become one of my favorite players in this drama and I want to know her story.

Just like skelly who likes to spin up gay lies.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Come on we still have the Gabe Hoffman interview., possible jail sentence, future arrests, more reveals, and the omnipresent Bodycam Footage looming over Nick’s head. Not to forget about the Montegraph solution. Anisa’s husband is just a sad broken man who is stinky and shits his pants because Anisa pegged him too much.

The biggest blow to Nick's threepeat was Hardin. Getting the Montagraph suit delayed into the new year stopped an almost sure-fire win.

There's still a minefield out there, but that late December timing was almost a lock.

 

[Things Once Remembered]

I think the funniest possible outcome of this gayop is that it wasn't Nick who perpetrated it, but his brain is so full of holes that he thinks its actually her. He's fallen for AI slop before.

Imagine it. He's up all night, obsessively reading his own thread (Hi Nick!) and sees his second worst fear after the bodycam, April has turned. She's posting on the Kiwi Farms RIGHT NOW. There might still be time to save this. He frantically starts calling his ex at 5 in the morning desperate to get her to delete the post or just talk, this wasn't the plan. Then she finally answers and calls him a retard.

 

[Vibralldo]

The biggest blow to Nick's threepeat was Hardin. Getting the Montagraph suit delayed into the new year stopped an almost sure-fire win.

There's still a minefield out there, but that late December timing was almost a lock.

We're only halfway through the year and Nick's already blessed us with enough content to rival the arrest

There's still time

 

[GPRIMACADO]

WHERE'S THE FUCKING MONEY, SHITHEAD?"

 

[Oxyjen]

We could honestly use a fake kidnapping arc round about now.

9500 pages, omfg.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

We're only halfway through the year and Nick's already blessed us with enough content to rival the arrest

There's still time

Agreed! I found the Montagraph trial in late December almost certain to have presented content, at the perfect time for the vote.I was just saying it would tip the odds if there was betting. I'm not saying it's over, but there's definitely recency bias in the lolcow voting - take for example, Nick's Mandy lolcow #1 win. That's really funny, but would it have won if it happened in June? Maybe not.

Nick's still accelerating his retardedness, so anything could happen. For sure, if the bodycam footage comes out this year, Nick will have some sort of psychotic break.

 

[FuhrerMustang]

No.

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Which CG hanger-on skelly sucker did this?


Just like skelly who likes to spin up gay lies.

That rules out skelly too since we know he's not traveling currently. It could be a VPN but I doubt it. April's too dumb and Rackets would want us to know it was him doing gayops.

 

[Sexy Potoo]

if you think april would just join the kiwi farms you're fuckin delulu buddy

What if you paid April $6,000?

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

After the H3 tear down of Ian yesterday, I really wish Nick would somehow piss Ethan off. He's too small time for Ethan though.