Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[buttmunch]

dankanime17@gmail.com is not April's email address.

If you replied to the post, congrats, you're a stooge.

nigga half the tardo's in here were serious debating if podawfag was showing the body cam footage on stream the otherday, threads infested with frothing mongoloids these days

 

[GPRIMACADO]

We could honestly use a fake kidnapping arc round about now.

9500 pages, omfg.

10,000 is when he does his troon arc

 

[RaptInPlastic]

Bruuuuh, imagine nick welding killdozer, (imagine Nick doing any kind of work). His best attempt at kildozer would be straping empty bottles around his rustang with ductape and driving into a tree.

Rekieta hasn't even learned how to use an engraver to do the 5000 gift.

 

[Vibralldo]

Rekieta hasn't even learned how to use an engraver to do the 5000 gift.

Nick permanently seals himself in the cockpit of the killdozer with cement only to realize he never filled the tank with gas

 

[PrestonHolt]

What if you paid April $6,000?

And thats a good point why Ape and Nick are still in contact, she would have no reason to not take it, unless for baldo, which makes me more shocked retards on here would belive Ape would join on here.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Nick permanently seals himself in the cockpit of the killdozer with cement only to realize he never filled the tank with gas

It's okay - he'd use nitrous gas instead and die happy.

 

[Yes I'm New]

The content flows

There's new Nick stuff almost every day, there's consistent iDubbbz and Anisa retardation, even more minor cows like chibi quit their safe job to apply for one in Japan and got rejected.

Never thought I'd live to see the day where Ralph gets beat up, arrested, and stranded in a foreign country begging for nickels for bus fair, and it doesn't even warrant a headline.

 

[Vibralldo]

i just want to illustrate Rekieta's comment about kayla's destroyed body:

This is april
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This is kayla

pbs.twimg.com/media/GRNexhWXYAAymvt.jpg

Not gonna embed those images?

Edit:
Thanks, but the latter is probably both

 

[Whistlin' Crustacean]

I'm going to be fair to the people in that study here, what the fuck did Dickens mean by "On such an afternoon, if ever, the Lord High Chancellor ought to be sitting here—as here he is—" nigger it's literally his job to be in court that day. Is the Lord Chancellor a non-practicing judge?

Dickens is being a sarcastic asshole. The Chancery Court he views with massive disdain, so immediately after stating what the Chancellor's job is he goes "and here he is, the motherfucker." You can almost see the eyeroll.

 

[Kakkerum420]

10,000 is when he does his troon arc

Considering we were at 9000 two weeks ago it's coming up fast.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

10,000 is when he does his troon arc

Nick already started on that path years ago, but people just thought it was a joke.

 

[I'm still your friend.]

dankanime17@gmail.com is not April's email address.

If you replied to the post, congrats, you're a stooge.

Looks like one of Cyraxx's email addresses

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Nick: (Screams incoherently at random ethots about his side piece's internet drama, visibly shaking, emaciated and clearly on duster)

Nick's PO watching the stream:

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

i just want to illustrate Rekieta's comment about kayla's destroyed body:

This is april

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This is kayla

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I don't understand modern "men" and their inability to appreciate meat drapes. Next you'll say you hate muff.

Pussies.

 

[keke]

People just want to hear from April soooo badly that they are easy to bait. The narrative about how Nick fucked her in his parent's house gave it away right from the start.

The biggest giveaway imo, aside from the obvious, was the “Kayla sleeps all day everyday” thing. It’s a meme at this point.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

The biggest giveaway imo, aside from the obvious, was the “Kayla sleeps all day everyday” thing. It’s a meme at this point.

It would be funny and weird if it was one of the Rekieta children as well as being good proof that they are genetic trash sociopaths like their father.

 

[SaltyFanta]

Looks like one of Cyraxx's email addresses

Nick and Cyraxx would probably get along, they're both sexual degenerates with some wigger characteristics, Chance more than Nick. Chance would probably enjoy being friends with someone who has very young kids, Nick would probably find being friends with a pedophile "funny and weird". It's a match made in Hell.

Nick: (Screams incoherently at random ethots about his side piece's internet drama, visibly shaking, emaciated and clearly on duster)

Nick's PO watching the stream:

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I'm not very well versed on what being on parole is like, but surely a parole officer would not take kindly to watching a guy verbally/emotionally abuse women, joke about their own crimes and brag/glorify what they did wrong.

 

[Briareus]

"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more;"

In peace there's nothing so becomes a junkie as modest abuse and cuckoldry.
But, when the blast of Nitrous blows into our nose, then imitate the action of the Balldo!

 

[RaptInPlastic]

I'm not very well versed on what being on parole is like, but surely a parole officer would not take kindly to watching a guy verbally/emotionally abuse women, joke about their own crimes and brag/glorify what they did wrong.

I feel it's pretty obvious that whether through corruption, incompetence, negligence or the "values" of Minnesota, Rekieta is once again skating with few consequences for his vile behavior. His PO and others must be deluged with complaints about this faggot, as must the local law licensing board and HHS and so on. Aaron has mentioned new investigations and a couple of others online like Gabe Hoffman and someone else saying Rekieta's nanny or her lawyer has done something but he hasn't had the sort of beatdown his kind of smug nerd really needs. I feel a big part of the real hatred a lot of normies feel towards him when encountering him online is because he is one of these unrepentant bad guys who have for whatever reason "got away with it" for now. Adam Henry.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

I'm not very well versed on what being on parole is like, but surely a parole officer would not take kindly to watching a guy verbally/emotionally abuse women, joke about their own crimes and brag/glorify what they did wrong.

"It's just entertainment, I'm not actually angry at her I'm just pretending to. It's part of the show, don't worry, just ignore those weirdos sending you this stuff, they're obsessed psychotic stalkers who want to see my keeds."

"Okay Celeste's money, I mean Nick Rekieta."