"Hey Nick, cool mustang. You do hard drugs? Wow dude hard drugs are even cooler in your mid 40s. You're like if Hunter S Thompson and Bukowski had a kid and the Fonz was the godfather! What is cooler than cool, ICE COLD. Yeah we're not too old and that is still a topical reference. Oh you're making a tweet? Let me see.

Vague posting murder suicide threats as a middle aged man? BAAAAAAASSSSSSEEEEEDDDD!
Yeah bro we can soup up your car just like the killdoser! Well get some mounted uzis, maybe an MG up top, a couple of Noz tanks, one for the car and one for you, it'll be perfect. We'll call it something edgy like "Murderstang". Oh you think Killstang is better, hey man, you're the one with the creative writing degree not me.

Those prudes will rue the day they ever fucked with you, Nick Rekeita, especially Aaron. Aaron could never do something this cool and edgy. Anyway can you said your mom to lend me some money"