Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 37 31.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 1 0.8%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 39 32.8%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 13 10.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 29 24.4%

  • Total voters
    119
Come on we still have the Gabe Hoffman interview., possible jail sentence, future arrests, more reveals, and the omnipresent Bodycam Footage looming over Nick’s head. Not to forget about the Montegraph solution. Anisa’s husband is just a sad broken man who is stinky and shits his pants because Anisa pegged him too much.
Think about it.... We are going to have nursing homes fill with Anal leakage grown men. "It's from my sphincter getting hollowed out by giant purple 💜 dragon dildo" no war stories to blame on the injuries.. Just degeneracy... Never let your spouse peg ya that is where you lose men! I will always strive to be peg free. It's an out not an In. Is my motto.
 
He involved himself in the situation as an active PR agent (and public adversary) while misrepresenting himself as an objective reporter. Also he’s a sloppy drunk and moron who imagined his enemies were scheming against and fucking with him
ah, so a journo then
Dickens is being a sarcastic asshole. The Chancery Court he views with massive disdain, so immediately after stating what the Chancellor's job is he goes "and here he is, the motherfucker." You can almost see the eyeroll.
I've grown to appreciate Dickens' dim view of the courts, having seen a few decades of British legisprudence and jurisprudence. A Catholic mum being arrested over calling a sex offender man a man seems like something he'd plot, and the big reveal is only about the villains' sexual horrors. Throw in some treacle, opium, another Jarndyce will, orphans, and some stuffy m'ludding barristers in a room of guffawing, harrumphing bigwigs.
 
I feel it's pretty obvious that whether through corruption, incompetence, negligence or the "values" of Minnesota, Rekieta is once again skating with few consequences for his vile behavior. His PO and others must be deluged with complaints about this faggot, as must the local law licensing board and HHS and so on. Aaron has mentioned new investigations and a couple of others online like Gabe Hoffman and someone else saying Rekieta's nanny or her lawyer has done something but he hasn't had the sort of beatdown his kind of smug nerd really needs. I feel a big part of the real hatred a lot of normies feel towards him when encountering him online is because he is one of these unrepentant bad guys who have for whatever reason "got away with it" for now. Adam Henry.
I daresay that his level of smugness about his crimes and abuse actually eclipse JF talking about the sudden disappearance of his potato wife.
 
Think about it.... We are going to have nursing homes fill with Anal leakage grown men. "It's from my sphincter getting hollowed out by giant purple 💜 dragon dildo" no war stories to blame on the injuries.. Just degeneracy... Never let your spouse peg ya that is where you lose men! I will always strive to be peg free. It's an out not an In. Is my motto.
The next generation of old people, born between 75 to like 84 is going to be the worst generation of old people ever.
 
Eventually Nick will be streaming some boring court hearing and decide to reach for his tank of nitrous. He'll take a huff and finally kill enough of his brain cells for his insanity to completely override what little self control he has left. He'll troon out live, start talking about how Jesus was a trans icon, and start doing makeup tutorials and "try on hauls" instead of watching court hearings. In his following stream, he'll broadcast from a local hotel room. He'll have a blonde wig on and a pound of makeup on his face so that he resembles April. In Nick's persuit of the blonde girlfriend, he becomes the blonde girlfriend.
 
I feel it's pretty obvious that whether through corruption, incompetence, negligence or the "values" of Minnesota
Honestly, that is the thing I'm most interested in at this point, and the rest just feels like noise. Yes, first-time offender... but a first-timer with a) a scale b) broken down coke baggies c) stacks of cash d) multiple other illegal drugs e) a daughter testing positive for coke? Obviously, I haven't seen the tapes and am relying on K and TikiMan, but it really struck me that the cops didn't seem that interested in fully searching the house. Maybe they came back the next day and we just can't get tape on that? (also suspicious).

I tried tracking down the source of the notion that there were "people coming by the house day and night" but can't find it. It's not in the search warrant, for example. I did find a few other people mentioning it, so I'm not going crazy, but I just don't remember if the source was officially documented or just a local rumor on Facebook or something. Anyone remember where that notion came from? Much appreciation in advance if you do! Thanks
 
I tried tracking down the source of the notion that there were "people coming by the house day and night" but can't find it. It's not in the search warrant, for example. I did find a few other people mentioning it, so I'm not going crazy, but I just don't remember if the source was officially documented or just a local rumor on Facebook or something. Anyone remember where that notion came from? Much appreciation in advance if you do! Thanks
Best I can give you is someone (who knows how many pages back) suggesting that it would be obvious if people were coming and going all the time, not that people actually were. Aside from Rekeita driving his kids all the way out the the Jovian moons all the time, of course.
 
Obviously, I haven't seen the tapes and am relying on K and TikiMan, but it really struck me that the cops didn't seem that interested in fully searching the house.
Given the disarray the house appeared to be in at the time, conducting a thorough search would likely have taken days.

That said, I have a strong suspicion that Aaron may have informed the police about where Rekieta had hidden his drugs. That’s probably one of several reasons why Rekieta harbors such resentment toward him — not to mention his apparent inability to handle rejection from a former romantic partner.
 
Aaron's right that post was a gayop, there's no way in HELL the Borderline coke whore April Anderson would ever write a soliloquy like that in a forum who shits on her. I would say it's a 75% chance it is Nick just like the "Aprillaw" split personality Twitter BS he started. The other 25% could be gayops specialists like Melton, Podawful etc trying to fuck with the farms.
 
Aaron's right that post was a gayop, there's no way in HELL the Borderline coke whore April Anderson would ever write a soliloquy like that in a forum who shits on her. I would say it's a 75% chance it is Nick just like the "Aprillaw" split personality Twitter BS he started. The other 25% could be gayops specialists like Melton, Podawful etc trying to fuck with the farms.
When we've reached a point where i can't tell if a gayop is coming from the band of pedophile freaks or Nick himself, is when you know we're nearly at the end. It's never been this horrifically BAD.
I lived long enough to see a man transform into a horrorcow with my own eyes, and i never even knew what that was until this year.
 
I'm not very well versed on what being on parole is like, but surely a parole officer would not take kindly to watching a guy verbally/emotionally abuse women, joke about their own crimes and brag/glorify what they did wrong.
Coming from someone that has known people who have been on parole in a bigger metro area, parole officers are pretty hands off outside of their scheduled meetings and check-ups with their parolee and the minimum required "unscheduled" calls or visits. I doubt that most parole officers are taking time out of their day to investigate online on what their parolee is doing unless they've had some external source contact them about their parolee (or they think their parolee is up to something from their direct interactions with them).

Now this is more of a rural area and they're probably not overworked like a parole officer in the Twin Cities might be, then maybe they'll be more proactive.
 
Best I can give you is someone (who knows how many pages back) suggesting that it would be obvious if people were coming and going all the time, not that people actually were. Aside from Rekeita driving his kids all the way out the the Jovian moons all the time, of course.
Yeah that may have been Anominous post from a couple days ago? I responded to that as he was suggesting (rightly so) that a dealer would have people coming back and forth at all hours. But I feel strongly that I read not long after the bust that there were indeed reports of that kind of activity? I just don't remember if it was in an official report or perhaps a local rumor that made it onto the Farms.
 
That rule change is bullshit. If he’s not in the running, there will be a revolt. I foresee minimal participation or votes for the least funny candidate. There will always be an asterisk for the 2025 winner if the rule change stands.
Even on the Farms there's election fortification, smh. We really need some kind of audit for this.
 
Honestly, that is the thing I'm most interested in at this point, and the rest just feels like noise. Yes, first-time offender... but a first-timer with a) a scale b) broken down coke baggies c) stacks of cash d) multiple other illegal drugs e) a daughter testing positive for coke? Obviously, I haven't seen the tapes and am relying on K and TikiMan, but it really struck me that the cops didn't seem that interested in fully searching the house. Maybe they came back the next day and we just can't get tape on that? (also suspicious).

I tried tracking down the source of the notion that there were "people coming by the house day and night" but can't find it. It's not in the search warrant, for example. I did find a few other people mentioning it, so I'm not going crazy, but I just don't remember if the source was officially documented or just a local rumor on Facebook or something. Anyone remember where that notion came from? Much appreciation in advance if you do! Thanks
my supposition is he was selling to April's friends.
i assume he has no actual friends of his own.
 
my supposition is he was selling to April's friends.
i assume he has no actual friends of his own.
Rekieta is absolutely the kind of creep who would use his coke and other drugs to try and get sex from women and men. That is still dealing and is also a potential sex crime. Fits his apparent behavior.
 
Nick really needs that ultimate comeuppance to slap him back to reality. I'm predicting we get the body cam and it does the job perfectly. That's his kryptonite just now. He's terrified that we will see how bad it really was/probably still is in there
There is no way that the release of the body cam footage will be enough to snap him back to reality.

The most intriguing thing out there right now, is what Gabe Hoffman has been eluding to.
 
All a scammer has to do is stroke this faggot's ego
"Hey Nick, cool mustang. You do hard drugs? Wow dude hard drugs are even cooler in your mid 40s. You're like if Hunter S Thompson and Bukowski had a kid and the Fonz was the godfather! What is cooler than cool, ICE COLD. Yeah we're not too old and that is still a topical reference. Oh you're making a tweet? Let me see.
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Vague posting murder suicide threats as a middle aged man? BAAAAAAASSSSSSEEEEEDDDD!
Yeah bro we can soup up your car just like the killdoser! Well get some mounted uzis, maybe an MG up top, a couple of Noz tanks, one for the car and one for you, it'll be perfect. We'll call it something edgy like "Murderstang". Oh you think Killstang is better, hey man, you're the one with the creative writing degree not me.
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Those prudes will rue the day they ever fucked with you, Nick Rekeita, especially Aaron. Aaron could never do something this cool and edgy. Anyway can you said your mom to lend me some money"
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I wanna borrow 20 grand from Nick before it ends so bad guys.
The more I think about it, the more it sounds like Nick. This person shits heavily on Kayla, and the only bad thing they say about Nick is that he lied about leaving his wife for her (which we already knew). Isn't April notorious for accusing exes of all sorts of abuse and shit? If she's going to bother to post in Nick's thread why not burn it all down? It's either not her, or if it is she's still fucking him.
100%. Nick logic is "if i was lying guys why would I show this cluttered picture of the living room?!?!? Obviously i am telling the truth because i am anchoring my narrative to a small tidbit of truth that while embarrassing is much less embarrassing then reality". I don't even think its a dabble verse try-hard because Nick must be aware they are all on the precipice of snaking him so i doubt hes sending marching order. It's Nick, and every person who believed it's April gave Nick joy. Nicks doing the hurr durr meme and will deflect to "you guys really thought i was retarded" to which the only reply is "Fuck off Retard"
I just checked Skelly's Instagram, he no longer seems to be following Ape. He still follows Aaron and Keanu for the matter. The two definitely had a falling out
That's just his gay ops for a cover. If they were apart Nick would 1000% be following her IG and would have burnt her and obsessively shit on her publicly. I don't disagree with the initial response of "Trust but verify". Aaron/Elissa post here after all and you don't want to scare off the 5% of real accounts just to spurn the 95% of gay op attempts.
After the boxing coach reveals, we are in risk of losing the three-peat people.
Not a chance, they didn't reveal that Ian was taking his mother's HGH. All we learned was, Ian Smells, Anissa controls his life and opinions and they don't like jews and are fake leftists that cant even be bothered to play armchair activist. It was confirming assumptions. For it to be a Rekeita level reveal something like "And Anissa drops NBombs constantly and is always saying the 14 words". And I don't know if that would even be more shocking than Nick possessing his mother's little helpers.
 
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