Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

[Madison Grant]

Andy apparently had to battle Gamestop for his Switch 2 during the release at launch. Expect a big segment on this during the stream tomorrow.

Andy's post: (archive)

AFTER A BATTLE AT GAMESTOP WITH THE SECURITY AND STAFF. I STARTED A REVOLUTION WHEN THEY TOOK TO LONG AND WANTED TO CLOSE EARLY. I MANAGED TO GET THEM TO STAY OPEN TILL 4AM AND SAVED IT FOR EVERYONE. I AM A KING.

PPP claims he didn't even buy a Switch 2 and was playing Andy to troll him for being a mark for Nintendo (after the Switch 2 release, PPP was pressuring Warski about how he would. Gayfabe, or will there really be a Switch 2 marathon tomorrow? (archive)

UPDATE: Switchlesski looks like he’s getting his switch after all!!! SUFFAH PHIL! I guess andy really wanted that switch 2 after all!

IMAGINE actually buying the switch 2 and getting milked by Nintendo for every last penny!

Images in tweet (texts between Andy and Ashton):

 

[DaleMcGuy]

Andy lacking self awareness must be a day that ends in Y.
Suffah Flaked! Suffah audience!

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Images in tweet (texts between Andy and Ashton):

Just imagining the tone and cadence of AIM AIM AIM, but something like SWITCH SWITCH SWITCH

 

[Americunt]

Obviously there'd be a burst of content for a week or two then occasional cracks at him like CRP but it would be a small price to pay to not have to listen to 'updates' on his cucktent.

The monetary returns on the content is too good, even if all 3 of the chief players of this drama dropped dead tomorrow, there would be seances to get updates on what they're saying about each other in the 6th circle of hell.

 

[Yes I'm New]

Don't care how bad the segments are, they're 1000 times better than this Switch slop bullshit.

The only way you could make this interesting is to fire up the stream live from Surfers couch, ready to grind gems in Crash 4 buddy.

 

[Kiwi Andy]

As a casual observer of The Jomhas I think the boxing coach segment yesterday was quite eye opening in showing the extent of sub-human that Anisa actually is. BPD bitches to the wall.

 

[johnnynoname]

TIL that Andy doesn’t stutter in his texts

 

[Rockey May]

Why was he wearing sunglasses the last 2 streams? Is it just Ralph cosplay, or something else happened? Lasik, allergies?

I think he was getting zooted

 

[Logitech F310 Gamepad]

I think he was getting zooted

Yea probably.
3rd stream in a row with sunglasses tho, weird

 

[Null]

amazing

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Absolut Kino

 

[Kiwi Andy]

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amazing

Not a fetish btw.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Absolut Kino
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In that I would like a handle of Absolut to forget I saw this, yes.

 

[Null]

how the fuck am i supposed to compete with this

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

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amazing

This is S tier cosplay and I'm not even being ironic. He really does look like a giant fucking cow.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

Revolutionary Tardsky is my favorite version.
Now I want to photoshop his ass in Leninist propaganda.

 

[Butwhythough2]

This is hilarious, but last night's bombshell going over H3's podcast with Anisa's husband was absolutely kino. The Johma's should just leave the Internet for good at this point. Nothing will save their reputations. I would say leave the Internet, but I still enjoy watching them get FELTED. Plus they have no life skills at all, not even worthy of putting the fries in the bag. I guess Anisa could put on a ventriliquist act with Ian as her puppet, hell she's already doing it anyways.

 

[DaleMcGuy]

Tech illiterate PPP murdering Pro Gamer Che Guevaraski in 4K was not on my bingo card.
The man knows how to hide his power level.

 

[Viktor_Suvorov]

Revolutionary Tardsky is my favorite version.
Now I want to photoshop his ass in Leninist propaganda.

 

[torpig xmr]

Maybe Andy should start using cocaine again