Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

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I have some catching up to do but Karl is such a utter mongoloid it's almost impressive .

My favorite jobstism at this point have to be "i offered him 300k and he said no, so now he's gonna get far less"
Ok... so how much time have you spent plotting and scheming, letting your wife go to bed alone because you need to just say "One more thing" on discord?
He really think the pure economical value is what counts, just like when MLM tards say they made 10k this month whilst disregarding the 20k they spent on inventory.

This man is such a powerhouse when it comes to huffing his own farts
 
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Is he actually getting the Jim Sterling treatment? I’m not subscribed to Karl, but his videos always pop up in my recommendations. I’m surprised he’s leaving comments on.

He better up the slop generator. Billy needs more American flag ties.
 
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>"karl dwarfst"
>"cope harder"
>"porn addict"

Billy really picked up the parlance quickly. He could probably grift the right wing at this point.

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lol, never seen this one before
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p1138 said:
It's pretty funny Karl had the audacity to even claim that, considering there are full body pictures of Billy standing next to people and cabinets available online.
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Sure maybe Billy is counting his hair as part of his height, but he's clearly still tall enough to not need to be standing on shit to look taller in photos. Even if he had lifts or heeled boots it isn't like he's got 6 inch heels on either. There's plenty more you can find on google just searching for Billy Mitchell Height", Karl is such a fucking loser he's got to lie about everything apparently.
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Much as I'm on his side, I find it hard to believe that he's 6'6". Who knows? Maybe Americans are all giants. I'm 6'3 and I usually look taller than him in photos. It's true that people in my country are generally small, though.

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LUS has seemingly confirmed that it was ersatz_cats sending him abuse. For those who don't know:

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Dozens of abusive emails and texts, coming after LUS's family, graphic death threats to his 9 month old daughter.

In LUS's video today he gave more information on the perpetrator.


2:10 - "When you are spending your entire time online, I'm talking specifically about the person who has harassed my family, when all you do is spend your time online, you spend hours and hours typing and typing and typing, you probably know who I'm talking about right now, everyone's an enemy. Judges, they're biased and they're bobbleheads. The witnesses, they're always lying. Billy Mitchell's son, let's bring the family involved, let's get the family involved in this. Billy Mitchell's expert witnesses. When you spend all your time online, you're in a bubble where you'd not say these things to a person on a phone, you'd not say these things to a person when you meet them. And this is my biggest takeaway from this. I did eventually call the individual and he picked up and he knew it was me. And we had to talk. We had a talk. It didn't last very long, maybe 10-15 minutes, but he apologised. He said he got wrapped up in internet drama."

If this was Walter as LUS is hinting, he's a man who sends threats to kill children. Now imagine the kind of abuse Billy Mitchell must get from this absolute maniac. He genuinely sounds like a danger to the public who should be locked up.
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Already told you all: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/karl-j...hreat-approachhernow-com.216558/post-21467750

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Starting to see why Apollo Legend named these freaks in his suicide notes. Makes you wonder about the extent of the abuse he was subject to. And these freaks tried to pin it all on Billy. If my memory serves me correctly, after the suicide, the gang around ersatz tried to make out that Apollo Legend was lying about the abuse he got. How bad it was.

The more I learn about ersatz cats and Karl Jobst the more there is to dislike. Glad they are finally getting exposed.
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Schizo_Cat and Karl Lost were writers for the video that killed Apollo. Look it up.

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Karl and Walter are the ones who hounded Apollo, it is their modus operandi, it has been shown repeatedly.
 
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The Un-Clit said:
Billy Mitchell is still a grifting cheating slimeball. Just because Karl Jobst is shitty himself does NOT make Silly Bitchell any kind of hero. He's cock gargling scum.

Shamelessly pulling the Hulk Hogan USA!! Shit is smart and surely gets all the rednecks pumped but it's so easy it's cynical and slimy as fuck while he shills his shitty sauce as well. I can't believe anyone thinks this faggot is "redeemed".
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A few pages behind, but stop shitting up the thread with the Billy Mitchell a-logging. I don't give a fuck if he cheated at Donkey Kong, go bitch about him in his thread if you want to. With a single court ruling, Karl Jobst has proven himself to be a hundred times the lolcow Billy will ever be. Every single one of his gaming records could be total bullshit for all I care - his relentless, weeks-long victory lap is fucking funny. That shit puts a smile on my face, and your whinging adds nothing to the thread.
 
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William_Sterog said:
Much as I'm on his side, I find it hard to believe that he's 6'6". Who knows? Maybe Americans are all giants. I'm 6'3 and I usually look taller than him in photos. It's true that people in my country are generally small, though.
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I met him years ago and based on those fuzzy memories, I think he probably is that tall, or he's only slightly shorter than 6'6" and is rounding up. You can tell most easily if you look at him standing next to an arcade machine; those are generally about six feet tall and in pictures he's about a head taller than most of them.
 
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Watched part 1 of Billy's expose on Karl and it definitely reminds me of old internet. He was very professional on his videos and did a good job of visibly controlling his emotions(up til he mentions Karl going after his family).

Kinda miss this format of videos. It's clear, concise, focuses on clear reasons "if they could prove I cheated, they wouldn't of settled". Like ignoring any perceptions of the man. He does a solid job presenting himself and his points. I can fully understand why he's done well in life. I get the man's perspective to some degree.

If some dude I've never interacted with out of nowhere wanted to ruin me, my kids and my business for allegations of a fucking VIDEO GAME(most inconsequential bs known to man) I'd do no different and ruin that person in turn
 
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